8 - The Michigan Daily - Thursday,_January_19, 1995 FI L M S 0 P E N IN 0: BAD COMPANY This virtual reality experience first forces you to pick a date with one of the following: Dom DeLuise, Chuckie or Jim "Ernest" Varney. At Showcase: 12:30, 3:00, 5:25, 7:50, 10:15, 12:25. BoYs ON THE SIDE The shocking, true story of the man behind the morals: Newt Gingrich uncovered at last. To be showed as a double bill with "John Wayne Bobbit: Uncut." Sneak preview at Showcase, Saturday 8:00. IMMORTAL BELOVED Gary Oldman may think that he's playing Beethoven, but he's actually playing Newt Gingrich! In this book-to-film version of Newty's insta-classic bestseller, the tortured Oldman plays a sleazy car salesman named Ute who tries to pawn off a bunch of shoddy Datsun's as the cars of the future. With Don Knotts, Michael Caine and Phyllis Diller as "The Temptress." At Showcase: 1:30, 4:35, 7:35, 10:15, 12:30. MURDER IN THE FIRST O.J., O.J., O.J., isn't it a little early to be selling the rights to our life story? We haven't even been tried yet, have we? Let's at least pretend that we still consider ourselves innocent. At Briarwood: 12:30, 3:15, 7:10, 10:15. At Showcase: 1:25, 4:30, 7:20, 10:05, 12:30. F I L M S H O L D I N G: DEMON KNIGHT This film version of "Tales From the Crypt" is as lame as the TV show. At Showcase: 12:10, 2:10, 4:55, 7:45, 10:00, 12:10. DISCLOSURE At Briarwood: 1:30, 4:15,7:00, 10:00. At Showcase: 1:15, 4:10, 7:05, 10:10, 12:30. FAR FROM HOME (THE ADVENTURES OF YELLOW DOG) Who is Yellow Dog and why does he get a whole movie? At Briarwood: 12:00, 2:00, 4:00, 6:00. At Showcase: 12:20, 2:20,4:20, 6:20. HIGHER LEARNING The latest from "Boyz in the Hood" director John Singleton. At Showcase: 1:00, 4:00, 7:10, 7:30, 9:50, 10:10, 12:25, 12:30." HOUSEGUEST At Showcase: 12:15, 2:40, 5:00, 7:40, 9:55, 12:10. IQ. Tim Robbins and Meg Ryan generate less steam than Tim Robbins and Walter Matthau. At Briarwood: 8:00, 10:10. At Showcase: 9:30, 11:40. THE JUNGLE BOOK Features Madonna getting it off with various Disney characters, including all of the seven dwarves at once. Rumour has it that Dopey has a lot more going for him than anyone ever suspected. At Showcase: 12:00, 2:20, 4:40, 7:00. LEGENDS OF THE FALL Makes "Demon Knight" look original. At Briarwood: 1:00, 4:00, 7:05, 9:50. At Showcase: 1:20, 4:15, 7:00, 9:50, 12:25. LITLE WOMEN At Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 11:45, 2:15, 4:45, 7:05, 9:30. At Showcase: 1:10, 4:00, 7:25, 10:00, 12:30. NELL Hell. At Briarwood: 1:10, 3:45, 7:35, 10:05. PULP FICTION Give in already. At State: 1:30, 4:30, 7:00, 8:00, 11:00. At Showcase: 8:15, 9:15, 11:20. _ NOBODY'S FOOL Jessica Tandy, Paul Newman, and Hume Cronyn play Bingo and stuff. Not for the faint of heart. First 50 viewers get free prunes. At Briarwood: 1:20, 4:30, 7:20, 9:45. At Showcase: 12:00, 2:25, 4:50, 7:15, 9:40, 12:05. READY TO WEAR Only if you're really ugly. At Ann Arbor I & 2: 11:30, 2:00,4:30, 7:20, 9:55. RIHHIE RiCH Dumb. At Showcase: 12:25, 2:45, 5:05. DUMB AND DUMBER Dumbest. At Briarwood: 1:15, 3:40, 7:15, 9:30. At Showcase: 12:05, 2:30, 4:50, 7:20, 9:45, 12:15. SECOND RUN FILMS: FRANKENSTEIN At Fox: 7:30, 10:00. JUNIOR At Fox: 12:30, 2:45, 5:00, 7:20. THE LION KING At Fox: 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7:15. THE PAGEMASTER At Fox: 12:45, 3:00, 5:10. THE PROFESSIONAL At Fox: 9:20. THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION At State: 1, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30, 11:45. SPEECHLESS At Fox: 1:15, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. STARGATE At Fox: 9:40. Phone numbers: Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 761-9700; Briarwood: 769-8783; Fox Village: 994-8080; Michigan: 668-8480; Showcase: 973-8380; State: 994- 4024. All late-night shows are Friday and Saturday only. Matinee shows at Ann Arbor 1 & 2 on Saturday, Sunday and Tuesday only. Matinee shows at Fox Village on Saturday and Sunday only. 215 S. State St. Ann Arbor 995-DEAD (upstairs) Darts + Dart Supplies Darts starting at only $12.00 Boards, Shafts, Flights, + Parts T H U R S D A Y THE SECRET ADVENTURES OF TOM THUMB (1993) The Robert Reich story. Mich 7:00. WOMEN & DIFFERENCES FILM SERIES Four short films that examine the roles of women in different societies. 1300 Chem 7:00. Free. SLEEP WITH ME (1994) The movie which answers the question: what is Bill Clinton most often heard saying to visiting female dignitaries at White House state dinners? Mich 9:00. F R I DAY FRIED GREEN TOMATOES (1991) "The Frugal Gourmet" goes Hollywood. Chrysler, 5:00. Free. DR. STRANGELOVE (1964) Shockingly realistic satire on the state of world affairs and nuclear weapons during the height of the Cold War. Modern in both style and content, this is one of the funniest yet sobering films ever made. Mich 7:00. SONG OF THE EXILE (1991) Hong Kong epic loosely based on the Rolling Stones' "Exile on Main Street" album. In Chinese. Aud A 8:00. Free. MAKING UP (1993) Short film about the frenzied life of a comic strip writer who uses her best friend for inspiration. Shown with "The Coriolis Effect" about two tornado chasers. Mich 9:00. DARR (1993) It's "Rrad" spelled backwards. Nat Sci 8:15. S A T U R D A Y THE CRIMINAL LIFE OF ARCHIBALDO DE LA CRUz (1955) Spanish flick about the repressed childhood memories of one man who enjoys committing sexual crimes. Sounds funny. Nat Sci 7:00 & 9:00. TOTALLY F***ED UP (1994) Director Greg Araki's commentary on AIDS, homosexual relationships and gay teen suicides, modeled as a "queer John Hughes flick." Aud A 7:00 & 9:00. S U N D A Y MAKING UP (1993) See Friday. Mich 5:30. DR. STRANGELOVE (1964) The tragic story of Jack Kevorkian and his wife. Mich 7:30. MONDAY DR. STRANGELOVE (1964) For all the death and destruction fans out there: lots of anticipation and explosions in this one! Mich 7:45. TUESDAY DR. STRANGELOVE (1964) If you immediately recognize Sterling Hayden, then you are really cool. Mich 7:00. GRIEF (1994) A talented gay editor for a sleazy soap opera is attracted to his co-worker. Mich 9:00. W E D N E S D A Y THE PANAMA DECEPTION (1992) The first and only film in the "deception" series chronicling the sickeningly laughable Bush administration. Rackham 7:00. PU. MY DAISY (1959) The little- known sequel to "Spanking the Monkey." Mich 7:00. DR. STRANGELOVE (1964) Movie about the quack who Lisa Marie and the King of Pop visit for marriage counseling. Mich 9:00. T H U R S D A Y T H U R S D A Y CRASH TEST DUMMIES Come on down to the all ages show at the State Theatre in downtown Detroit. Concert starts at 7:30, Bass is Base opens. Tickets at Ticketmaster for $27.50 and $20.00 in advance. MOTOR CITY AWARDS BENEFIT Fifteen bands for $5. Doors open at 8 p.m. for those 18 and over at St. Andrew's. FIVE Guys NAMED MOE Hey, weren't they here last week? Catch this acoustic quintet once more at The Ark. Doors at 8, tickets for $6. KENNY NEAL The guy plays more than one instrument and has a jammin' band. A must-see for all blues fans. The Blind Pig opens for this at 9:30, tickets $6 in advance at Schoolkids' or through Ticketmaster. MILK & CHEESE Catch this quirky local four-piece at Rick's. LUNAR OCTET Shake it to this band's jazz with Latin roots at the Tap Room. JOHN E. LAWRENCE TRIO Free jazz music anyone? Be at Ashley's Pub. EDDIE BRILL Stand-up comic from New York City. 8:30 p.m. at Mainstreet Comedy for $10. COLLAGE CONCERT Free at Hill Auditorium , at 8:15 p.m. F R I D A Y RFD Boys Bluegrass and country from these Michiganders. The Ark throws open its doors at 8 p.m., fork over $8.75 upon arrival. FRED HERSCH At Kerrytown Concert House at both 7 and 9 p.m. Tickets are $15, $10, and $5 for students. Yay! SOUTH NORMAL tours in support of their release, "It's Life Itself." Free at PJ's Used Records & CDs. Showtime 7-8 p.m. SCOTT MORGAN'S KEY TO THE HIGHWAY A band with the '60s Motor City Rock sound. At the Heidelberg. They are funky... FIRST LIGHT bring their reggae sound to Rick's. Cover is $5 for 19+. MULE Ann Arbor's prodigal princes of "cowpunk" return to the Blind Pig. Tickets are $5 in advance at Schoolkids or Ticketmaster. Doors at 9:30. ANTI-MUSIC SHOWCASE All the bands on Detroit's indie label Anti-Music play a show at the Green Room. The entertainment starts at 9:30 p.m. LADY SUNSHINE & THE X BAND do the blues, R&B and soul in the Tap Room. EDDIE BRILL At 8:30 and 10:30 p.m. at Mainstreet Comedy Club, $10 a ticket. S A T U R D A Y GIMME SHELTER A fundraiser for "My Sister's Place," a domestic violence shelter. Catch the following all girl bands at St. Andrews: Motor Dolls, Ms. X, Beggars Opera, Whiptail, Day 28, Mary McGuire. Doors at 8 p.m., show one hour later, tickets $5 at the door. WOOL makes you sweat in the Shelter with Guzzard and Forehead Stew. Doors at 9 p.m. for 18 and over. Shell out the $8 when you arrive. LARRY MCCRAY Michigan blues guitarist plays at Rick's. MUSTARD'S RETREAT Acoustic duo plays at 8 p.m. at the Ark. $8.75. BIG DAVE AND THE ULTRASONICS Blues band does the Blind Pig. WILD SHEEP RIDERS Local country at the Heidelberg. JOE TIBONI's BENEFIT B-DAY BASH Proceeds to Performance Network. Headliners are George Bedard & the Kingpins. Show at 10:30 at Perfor- mance Network, $6 at the door, refreshments provided. FINGERS Generated from the Maytricks, acoustic pop at Cava Java. EDDIE BRILL gives shows at 8:30 and 10:30 p.m. for $10 at Mainstreet Comedy. ANN ARBOR SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA presents "Dances Around the World." Dancer Job E. Christenson performs with the orchestra. Showtime 8 p.m. at the Michigan Theater for $23, $19, $15. S U N D A Y FENWICKS AND CITIZEN KING shake their stuff at Industry. 18 and over only please, doors open at 8 p.m. RICHARD SHINDELL returns to promote his latest release at the Ark. Doors at 8 p.m., $8.75 to enter. MIDI-LIVEI A benefit for the digital music studio at EMU. Show at 7 p.m., Alexander Music Building on East Circle Drive on EMU campus. ANN ARBOR BLUESTAGE Come one, come all to this open mic session. Hosted by Jerry Mack and the Terraplanes. At the Blind Pig, 9 p.m. SIGUND BRUHN, PIANO Works by Schoenberg, Webern, Berb and Messiaen. At Recital Hall in the School of Music beginning at 4 p.m. Free. M O N D A Y JOHNNY SACKO does the ska thing at Rick's. T U E S D A Y MARTYN WYNDHAM-READ This Brit is at the Ark at 8, tickets $10 at the door. SALT CHUNK MARY Revel in modern rock with this band and the Epicurians. Venue: The Blind Pig. CHERYL NG, PIANO Works by Shostakovich, Bach, Faure and Schubert at the Kerrytown Concert House. Show at 8 p.m. and tickets cost $10. 769-2999. UNIVERSITY PHILHARMONIA ORCHESTRA Concert of Copland, Brahms and Schubert. Hill Auditorium. 8 p.m. Free. W E D N E S D A Y THROAT SINGERS OF TUVA The Ark hosts this unique act.at 8 p.m. Tickets $14.75 in advance at Schoolkids. Don't try this at home. Please. CATHERINE blows into town from the Windy City with their psychedelic sound created by their three guitarists. 55FFR opens at the Blind Pig. SWISHBELLY See this neo-hippie band at Rick's, whatever that means. JEAN-PIERRE RAMPAL, rFUTE Considered by most to be the world's premiere flutist, Rampal brings his fluttering pipes to Hill Auditorium at 8 p.m. With John Steele Ritter, piano. Tickets cost $16-$46, but student rush tickets will be available for $9 the day of the performance. Call 764-2538 for more info. & THURSDAY NO COVER AT LAUGHTER ON THE 23RD FLOOR Though New York critics dubbed it "Travesty on the 23rd Floor," Neil Simon's latest is his biggest audience pleaser yet, a high-tempo comic fiesta where one-liners, sight gags and rimshots fly from all sides. Jerry Zaks directs this comic free-for-all, and Howard "Dr. Johnny Fever" Hesseman stars. Deliciously irreverent, slyly affectionate and debilitatingly funny. 8 p.m., Fisher Theatre, $29-$37.50, (313) 872-1000 for info, (810)645-6666 for tickets. THE WORLDG OES 'ROUND A stunning tribute to the music of John Kander and Fred Ebb, the team that created "Cabaret," "New York, New York," "Chicago" and "Kiss of the Spider Woman." This tightly-knit, wonderfully talented cast of five goes through showstopper after showstopper without missing a beat. 1993 Musical Theatre alum Danny Gurwin stars, and seeing such a gifted performer is well worth twice the price of admission. 8 p.m., Birmingham Theatre (211 South Woodward, Birmingham), $27.50 ($19.50 students), (810) 644-3533, groups call (810) 644-1529. WITHOUT A NET Parachuting in the Union. No, really, a comedy show. And it's not Comedy Company, so you're safe. 10 p.m., U Club, $3 (Entree plus it). F R I D A Y THE HoSBIT The story of a short - uh, vertically challenged - and ugly - I mean, aesthetically challenged - guy. A play about Mickey Rooney? I'm there ... 7:30 p.m., Performance Network (408 W. Washington), $6 ($4 kids), 663-0681. THE UaLy DUCKLuNG Not the classic A.A. Milne story, but rather the inspirational story of Oprah Winfrey and her personal triumph. 8 p.m., Huron High Meyers Auditorium, $4 ($3 stu/sen), 994-2097. THE CEMETERY CwB Ivan Mitchell's uplifting comedy centering around three Jewish widows and how each deals with the death of her favorite rock star's career. To add an audience-participatory element, a few lucky ticket-holders play the rotating roles of Boy George, Michael Bolton and Keith Richards. 8 p.m., Croswell Opera House (129 E. Maumee, Adrian), $10-$12, (517) 264-SHOW. LAuHTER ON THE 23RD FLOOR See Thursday, 8 p.m. THE WORLD GOES 'ROUND See Thursday, 8 p.m. SATURDAY THE HOBBIT See Thursday, 7:30 p.m. THE UGLY DUcKuNG See Thursday, 8 p.m. LAUGHTER ON THE 23RD FLOOR See Thursday, 2 & 8 p.m. THE WORLD GOES 'ROUND See Thursday, 2 & 8 p.m. THE CEMETERY CLUB See Friday, 8 p.m. S U N D A Y THE HOBBIT See Thursday, 2:30 p.m. THE CEMETERY CLUB See Friday, 3 p.m. LAUGHTER ON THE 23RD FLOOR See Thursday, 2 & 7:30 p.m. THE WORLD GOES 'ROUND See Thursday, 2p.m. TUESDAY LAUGHTER ON THE 23RD FLOOR See Thursday, 8 p.m. WEDNE SDAY LAUGHTER ON THE 23RD FLOOR See Thursday.8 p.m. 0 *I Preparing Vessels of Honor at the Detroit Center of Theological Education Wayne State University Campus