6- The Michigan Daily - Weekend etc. - Thursday, December 1, 1994 The roar of the greasepaint, the smell of the British musical By MELISSA ROSE BERNARDO If the 1980s was the decade of overspending, that bad habit carried overintotheAmerican theater as well. In discussing theater in the '80s, we might as well confine ourselves to Broadway, because that's all there was. Musicals reigned in the '80s, as they still do today. After all, what kicked off'80-'81 Broadway season? That's right, theater fans, it's "42nd Street," the quintessential Broadway musical. The triumph of the chorus girl from Allentown, and the por- trayal of "naughty, bawdy, gaudy, sporty 42nd Street" never fails to steal the hearts of audiences everywhere. Look up "broadway musical" in the dictionary, and you're likely to find "42nd Street." The early '80s also saw the birth of another pioneering musical, "Dreamgirls," directed by Michael "Chorus Line" Bennett. And let's not forget "Little Shop of Horrors," the first collaboration of later Disney team Alan Menken and Howard Ashman, which ran for well over 2000 perfor- mances. But then something happened. Andrew Lloyd-Webber had been read- ing some T.S. Eliot poetry, and he must have been in heat, because he created "Cats." That marked the be- ginning of Webber's glory days in the '80s, the flop "Song and Dance" not- withstanding. (In '87 they would de- velop the roller-skating nightmare "Starlight Express.") "Cats" still runs today, it's litterbox being the Winter Garden Theatre. And on March 12, 1987, "Les Miserables" was imported from Lon- don, and acoupleofFrenchmen (Alain Boublil and Claude-Michel Schonberg) created the category of the British 'mega-musical, a genre which lives and reigns to this day. Lloyd-Webber made his contribution in 1988 by dressing up a chandelier in "Phantom of the Opera," a tourist- trap which still averages over 100 percent attendance weekly at the Majestic Theatre. The mega-musical, while a de- lightful spectacle, continuously over- shadowed more complex, more lyri- cal shows of the decade, most notably Stephen Sondheim's "Sunday in the Park with George" and "Into the Woods," plus the gorgeous "The Mystery of Edwin Drood" and "Chess." And though "La Cage Aux Folles" made a campy splash, the Brits were here to stay. Thanks to soaring production costs (all that dry ice doesn't come cheap, you know), ticket prices rocketed. "Les Miz" commanded a record $50. (Today, the revival "Showboat" has set a new record with $75.) The cost of mounting a Broadway show be- came ridiculous. So unless it was a guaranteed hit - like a Cameron Macintosh production imported from London - why take the risk, said producers. This explains the Broad- way of the '90s, which can be called Revival Road, or Sequel Street. Fortunately, not everyone is tak- ing this revival sitting down. Sondheim is still punching out lyrical Hundreds of thousands of tourists flock to "Phantom" of the opera in Toronto and New York, but it's still trash. masterpieces - after all, someone's got to. And regional theaters across the country are making names for themselves with premieres and out- of-town tryouts. (Where do you think 1993's "Tommy" came from? The La Jolla Playhouse in San Diego, one of the country's top regional theaters.) And even if Broadway doesn't show it, in the '90s, the play's the thing. Dramas like "Angels in America" have made quite a splash; Tony Kushner's reactionary self-pro- claimed "Gay fantasia on national themes" has given the theater a great face lift. The genre of "gay plays" was born, no doubt as areaction to the Republican repression of the '80s. Off-broadway has become a won- derful breeding ground, and play- wrights like Sam Shepard, Terrence McNally and Paul Rudnick are now in their prime. I must confess that on occasion I have touted the merits of the mega- musical; after eight viewings, "Les Miz" still moves me. But with any luck, the '80s will b remembered as not the reign of the Brits on Broadway, but as the spring- board for a more intelligent, provok- ing and often controversial theater of the '90s. John Hughes' of PUBESCENT Continued fom page 3 cence, these Brat Packers seemed so cool: "Oh, to be sixteen and able to relate." What's sad about this sce- nario is the same thing that's sad about "16" magazine: by the time vere of '80s Brat they're 16, kids have stopped reading it. About two years ago, today's col- lege juniors woke up and realized that they were older than Ringwald's char- acter in "Pretty in Pink." They'd passed her up without even realizing it, which meant that somehow most people hadn't experienced the same things she did. What a blow. Pack mayhem remembered Sure they had some things in com- mon with the Brat Pack experience: they attended a high school with a football team and cheerleading squad, they pained over a series of unrealis- tic crushes and they may have even attended Saturday detention. But on the other hand, how many former teens put lipstick on with their limited cleavage, asked everybody they know if they were virginal and brought sushi for lunch? Molly Ringwald must have been modeled after somebody, but I've yet to meet her. It's pointless to be detained by longings for "The Breakfast Club" golden years. We must come to term with the fact that watching Ally Sheedy turn dandruff into snow or eat pixie sticks and bread will never be the same. But that says nothing for St. Elmo's fire. Forget watching it, it's not too late to live it. We'll stage a mass transfer to Georgetown, rush to St. Elmo's and introduce ourselves to every table until we find the right one. We'll all be come best friends, graduate, hang tigh# in D.C. and live unhappily ever after. Go Hoyas! Tony Kushner won consecutive Tonys for both parts of "Angels in America." f TwO e0$efltiai ingredients I I F Haircuts " Color " Perms " Nail Care for a erfei date. MIRO 119 W. Washington, Ann Arbor 665-1583 Monday 9-6; Tuesday - Friday 9-8; Saturday 9-6 ate and this. >_