Confessions of a Trekkie Space, the Final Frontier. These words have sent many a trekky into a state of delirium as they open each episode of "Star Trek" and "Star Trek: The Next Generation." And with the opening of "Generations," what promises to be a big box office hit, a week from tomorrow, these same trekkies everywhere are all in a tizzy. I can't say that I am a die hard fan. In fact, my heart lies solely in the v i f. x y JustaThought next generation. Something about aptain Kirk never lit my fire. But at Jean-Luc has got to be one of the sexiest men in the galaxy, even if he is old enough to be my grandfather. Some true trekkies mock me be- cause I don't like the original episodes. Maybe I'm a sellout to the special effects and super technology of the new show, but who cares anyway, it's still a fabulous source of entertain- Sent. When I found out "Next Genera- ton" was going off the air, I, along with several of my friends, was dis- traught. What was I going to do with- out my weekly dose of Data trying to find emotions, Deanna and Worf flirt- ing and, well, simply looking at Jean- Luc as he came to the rescue, always just in the nick of time? But after the initial disappointment, got over it. Unfortunately, not every- ne did. I have one friend who drops every- thing to watch reruns. She could be in the middle of hooking up with Patrick Stewart himself and she would stop if "StarTrek"came on. Last semester she almost failed out of school because of her obsession. She has cast photos cut from magazines, mostly of Stewart, in srames by her bed. She's strange but e's not alone. What is it about this show that has driven people to such insanity? What is it that makes people try to learn to speak Klingon? Why do people flock to conventions in hopes of catching a glimpse of their favorite character? Maybe it is because all of us se- cretly long for the kind of adventures the crew of the Enterprise embark on. Maybe we wish the fiction of traveling "he galaxy will someday be a reality and by watching we can experience that reality now. Or maybe it is simply that we find Captain Picard sexy? (Do you sense a pattern here?) Whatever our individual reasons are, the experience of Star Trek is one which sharpens the imagination. What I wouldn't give to be able to step into ,e Holodeck or voyage through a tormhole. How cool would it be to step through a time gateway into a different time period. Never in my often weak imagina- tion would I have ever considered experiencing a loop in time where you relive the same hours over and over. (For those who might not know, this is probably a temporal distur- bance in the time-space continuum.) pow that I have been watching "The Next Generation" for several years these scenarios have become regular topics of discussion. Now that the regular episodes of the series can only be seen in reruns, many of us are left with a void. It's as if a probe has zapped our conscious- ness into an entirely different world. We are left reliving our favorite mo- ments, like when Jean-Luc became a %org or any visit by Q. Ouronly salvation is the opening of "Generations" which we can only hope will not be a disappointment. Unfortu- nately, it is likely to fall short of expec- tations considering that a two-hour movie can't compare to seven years of Arms and the Man Comedy meets philosophy, audience up in 'Arms' By MELISSA ROSE BERNARDO When "Arms and the Man" opened a century ago, it received waves of laughter. A complete success, you might guess, but not for the playwright. Reportedly, Bernard Shaw was dissatisfied with the play's uproarious reception. So what's wrong with that picture"? Jim Mezon, director of the Shaw Festival's current produc- tion of "Arms" clarified. "He wasn't upset with the laughs: he always thought himself to be very funny, and he is. He was upset with the fact that the audience didn't take some of (the play) seriously." As soon as the curtain goes up , Shaw plunges the audience into what appears to be a very serious, situation. The setting is the 1885 Serbo-Bulgarian war, which looks like it could be any war-torn coun- try. By S ince its founding in 1972. the Shaw Festival maintains a proud position as the only theater company in the world dedicated to the production * of works by Bernard Shaw ( 1856- *1950) and his contemporaries. Nestled in Niagara- Son-the-Lake, Ontario, the Festival enjoys a reputa- Stion as one of the most successful repertory compa- Snies in the world. It is also one of the largest, fourth Sin line following the National Theatre (London,. England), the Royal Shakespeare Company (Lon- don) and the Stratford Festival (Stratford, Ontario). SThanks to the generous efforts of the University Musical Society (UMS), Ann Arbor audiences Swon't have to travel across the border to visit the SShaw Fest. Last year VMS hosted the Stratford Festival: this year, continuing their newly-estab- Slished tradition of theater residency programs, they welcome the Shaw Festival for nearly a week's ,worth of performances and other activities. SThe Shaw Festival will present Ben Hecht and *Charles MacArthur's gritty "The Front Page" and SBernard Shaw's self-proclaimed "anti-romantic comedy" "Arms and the Man." In a recent phone interview Festival Artistic Director Christopher SNewton discussed their upcoming Ann Arbor visit. "(Ann Arbor) was an interesting place to play, and (w~e also wanted) to cover a market which includes Detroit." Newton said of their decision to come to the University. "That has not traditionally Sbeen one of our closest markets, but (it has been) one that we always wanted to get into." The Festival has toured in the past - they were the theater company in residence at the 1988 Win- ter Olympics in Calgary - but has never taken "residence" in a University community like Ann Arbor. Taking two of their shows on the road is about the equivalent of taking two Broadway shows on the road, according to Newton. Approximately 50 cast, crew and other types will be towed along. The Festival presents 10 shows per season; of Sthose 10, three are Bernard Shaw plays, and the *rest are plays from the period of 1856-1950. The SFestival operates in three theaters -the Court SHouse, the Royal George Theatre and the Fes- tival Theater - each of which varies dramati- cally in size and repertoire. Both "Arms and the Man" and "The Front Page" come from the Festi- x val Theatre, the largest of their three theaters, the Stwo productions specifically requested by UMS. S"Of the three this year in the Festival Theatre S(the other being William Gillette's 'Sherlock *Holmes') these two seemed best to introduce us to this audience in Ann Arbor," Newton explained. "'Arms' is a great Shavian comedy, it's 100 years old; and 'The Front Page' is one of the great plays Sfrom between the war years in the United States, so Swe're doing two modemn classics if you like." In ,design and staging, both productions fit pretty well into the Power Center. Though they may look alike on the surface, Sdon't compare the Shaw Fest to Stratford. "We have totally different repertoire and a totally dif- ferent style of playing," Newton said. "We're compared only in the sense that Stratford is the e Shaw Festival in Ann Arbor Melissa Rose Bernardo largest theater company in North America and we're the second largest. It's strange that both of (us) happen to be in Ontario, and both of (us) happen in small towns, so by that token we have a few things in common. We're both one of the five largest English-speaking repertory compa- nies ... but we're quite different in repertoire and in style." Newton admitted that his audience is not made up of many college students or Ann Arbor types, but hopes that this visit will succeed in gathering a few more patrons. "(Our crowd)," Newton explained, "tends to be (older), because we are a resort town, we're not a destination. "But because of the nature of where we are, we'll always attract a crowd who want a little of the nostalgia of the past, (who) want to use (the work) as we use it, which is as a window unto the past to let us know where we are now. Being a window to the past, Shaw's work has the tendency to appear dated and too thick to comprehend nowadays. Newton, however, sees no such barriers for a contemporary audience. "We seem to be communicating pretty well in English. It's written in English, and it's much more accessible than Shakespeare. So for a gen- eral audience these pieces are easier, if you like, than Shakespeare. And you've got two great plays, one American one Irish, so you've got an interest- ing sort of offering," he said. So what can Ann Arbor expect from Shaw? "What we pride ourselves on is the ensemble playing, and I think that's most apparent in 'The Front Page.' Also, we have a very high reputation for design ..." Newton commented. "The fact that we're unique as a company; no one else specializes in this period, from 1856 to 1950. And you don't have to travel to find us." 00 00o ) be True Enter Swiss mercenary Captain Bluntschli, who in seeking refuge stumbles into the bedroom of Raina Petkoff. Being the typical Shaw heroine, Raina has her own ideas about love and war in- grained into her soul, and might as well have them tattooed on her forehead. Love ensues be- tween the two enemies, and what follows is Shaw's skewering of both of their ideals (and everyone else's for that mat- ter). Mezon claims that his and his cast's treatment of the play is true to Shaw's intentions, and contains quite a few good laughs to boot. "We present the play as we think Shaw wrote it," he ex- plained. "What we've learned this summer in the past 100 performances, is that the au- dience thinks it's funny. It's See ARMS, Page 10 g 0 'j ., , ;, : u - < ;"ate - - Mrt " ,,,, _ <. " £ ,e _ _ _, . The Front Page See page 10 for a complete schedule of Shaw performances; look for the reviews on Friday November 18th's arts pages. Mean Arms and the 41 . ", 1. -- 1 -, ", X l' ,- .1 1.-- 1 I I I I 1- 17-- *l . -.4 ! . Turn to 'The Front Page' By MELISSA ROSE BERNARDO i t's rude, it's crude, it's politi cally incorrect. Surprisingly, it's got nothing to do with Rush Limbaugh. It's the Shaw Festival's production of "The Front Page," accosting soon a theater sically his coming of age in a bitter, decaying, patriarchal society that's fall- ing down around him, and he's hoping that there's something better in the world than is coming his way." The backstabbing, scooping and other I me ==