The Michigan Daily - Weekend etc. - Thursday, October 27, 1994 -10

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F I L M S O P E N I N G:
STARGATE The startling story of an astronaut who thinks that he's fallen in
love with his shipmate until he discovers...she's a man! With Kurt "Porky's
Revenge" Russell and "The Crying Game's" Jaye Davidson. At Briarwood:
1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:00. At Showcase: 12:00, 2:30, 4:55, 7:30, 10:05, 12.
SQuAmo: A Wmimoit's TALE Shockingly enough, this early Mandy Patinkin

Here is Mandy Patinkin, bald, in "Squanto: A Warriors Tale."
porno has been re-released and billed as a kid's show. At Briarwood: 1:10,
3:30,7:40,9:50. At Showcase: 1:00, 3:05,5:10, 7:20,9:30, 11:40.
DRoP SQuAO Shockingly enough, this early Mandy Patinkin porno has been
re-released and billed as an inner-city drama. At Showcase: 1:30, 3:30,
5:30, 7:40, 9:35, 10:00, 11:30, 12:00 (Fr/Sat).
SILENT FALL Shockingly enough, this is not a porno. Although Mandy
Patinkin may make an appearance. At Showcase: 12:10, 2:50, 5:15, 7:50,
10:05, 12:15.
THE RoAD To WEuvluE Enemas. At Showcase: 12:00, 2:25, 4:45, 7:10,
9:3 , 12:00.
F IL M S H 0 L D I N G:
PutP FICTIoN You still haven't seen it? You must, like, live on North
Canpus or something. At Briarwood: 1:05, 4:10, 7:15, 10:20. At Showcase:
1:06, 4:00, 7:10, 8:30, 10:15, 11:30 (Fr/Sat).
Lovi AFFAIR Annette Bening, intent on ruining her career, stars in yet
another lame sapfest with that guy from "Ishtar." At Briarwood: 1:40, 4:20,
7:10, 9:40. At Showcase: 12:20, 2:40, 4:50, 7:20, 9:40, 12:00.
KUriG ZOE No, it's Quentin Tarantino-wannabe Roger Avary who should
be killed. At State: 9:30.
RADIOLAND MURDERS Brian Benben with a film career? Dream on. At
Showcase: 1:10.
THE NEw AGE Uhhhh. Yeah. Whatever. At State: 2:00, 4:30, 7:00.
RoEw A. HEINLEiN'S THE PUPPET MASTERs Yes! Finally! The real Puppet
Masters is here. At Showcase: 1:00, 3:20, 5:35, 7:55, 10:10, 12:20.
LATLE GIANTS Rick Moranis plays the adroit new manager of a little league
team|n. As if Rick Moranis knows anything about good management. "My
Blue Heaven" anyone? At Showcase: 1:30, 3:30, 6:15.
WEi CRAVEN'S NEw NIGHTMARE Rosie O'Donnell in a g-string. Yes "Exit to
Eden" is gone, but Wes just cannot shake the memory. At Showcase: 1:15,
4:10, 7:25, 9:45, 12:10.
ED Wooo Johnny Depp plays the cinema's worst filmmaker. A tribute by
that wacky "Beetlejuice" director. At Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 11:45, 2:15, (Sat/
Sun/Tues), 4:45, 7:20, 9:55.
fHE SHAwSHANK REDEMPTION Originally titled "Hachpui" until advertisers
realized that it needed a more marketable title. At Briarwood: 9:30. At
Showcase: 12:30, 3:45, 7:00, 9:50, 12:30.
ONLY You No. Not you. That other guy. The one behind you. At
Briarwood: 1:20, 3:45, 7:00. At Showcase: 12:20, 2:35, 4:50, 7:15, 10:00.
IHE SPECtAUST After having been rejected for both "The Terminator" and
'The Pulverizor," Sly Stallone accepted the slightly more low-key, but still
iction-oriented role of an Orthodontic-Hygienist who isn't gonna take it any
More. At Briarwood: 1:15, 3:50, 7:20, 9:45. At Showcase: 12:55, 3:10, 5:20,
7:35, 9:55,12:10.
Qup SHow Robert Redford's intriguing rendering of the quiz show scandals
.f the 1950s. At Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 11:15, 1:45 (Fr/Sat/Tues), 4:20,7:00,
):40. At Showcase:
E HE.RIVER WILD Meryl Streep, in her most challenging role to date, attempts
:o chase her flailing career down the drain, uh, river. At Showcase: 3:05,
5:20, 7:40, 10:00, 12:15.
FoRRas GUMP The most over-rated film of the summer. Bring a hankie and
a flag. At Briarwood: 1:00, 4:00, 7:05, 9:55.
SECOND RUN Fi s:
rH RocKY HooR PICTURE SHOW At State: 9:45 (Sun), 11:45.

T H U R S D A Y
CuAo, PROFESSORE! (1994) Italian
Film about an idealistic teacher who
attempts to teach his kids self-
respect. Nothing to do with Gabe
Kotter although Horeshack and
Epstien may make an appearance.
Mich. 7:00 & 9:00.
F R I DAY
CIAo, PRomSsomEl (1994) See
Thursday. Mich. 7:00 & 9:00.
S A T U R D A Y
NoSmmru (1922) F.W. Murnau's
early silent-era Dracula, accompa-
nied by the Michigan Sinfonietta.
Schreck's vampire is dubbed "the
ugliest in film history." Playing only
TODAY. Mich. 7:30.
S U N D A Y
CIAo, PROFEsSOREi (1994) See
Thursday. Mich. 5:00 & 7:00.
MONDAY
Ciao, PROFESSoRE (1994) See
Thursday. Mich. 7:00.
T U E S D A Y
Cio, PmowussouE! (1994) See
Thursday. Mich. 9:30.
FELNI SATYRmCON (1970) The
Fellini retrospective continues this
week, today's Italian tale shows off
Fellini's unique panorama of
colorful and eccentric characters.
Mich. 7:00.
W E D N E S D A Y
FEWNIN SATYRmCAN (1970) See
Tuesday. Mich. 5:00.
THE QUEEN (1994) A tale about
drag queens dooning bitchin' outfits
and wacky hair-dos. It'll rock your
Weekend
etc. is on
vacation this
week, so
that we can

bring you a
special
presentation:
FALL
FASHION
1994: TAKIN'
IT To THE
STREETS.
We'll be

T H U R S D A Y
OSCAR LOPEZ Chilean guitarist tears it up at the venerable Ark. Modern and
traditional type music. It's at 8p.m. and it's only $10 at the door. Lively yo'self
on out there.
AuCE DONUT Alternative Tentacle band journeys to St. Andrew's. With New
York electricians Unsane, harsh chick band 7 Year Bitch and the ever season-
able Season to Risk. Doors at 7:30, tickets $8.50 in advance. 961-MELT, y'
idgit.
THE MELBA Local pop's last stand. Go wave goodbye to these local songsters.
At the Blind Pig, along with special guests Tiger 100.
THE DETERRANTs Quartet makes a band. Like heavy pop or weak punk. At
Rick's, the home of the bloated liver.
FRANK ALLISON AND THE ODD Sox Free at the Tap Room. So it's gotta be good.
GARY NELsON Electronic and computer based music. At Recital Hall in the
School of Music. 8 p.m. Free.
F R I D A Y
CHAMELEoN'sDISH Artsy kinda rock and stuff. Free andunplugged atWherehouse.
And they've got a new CD out.
Cows Hey! If you don't go see this spiffy AmRep band, I will come to your
house and throttle you. How can you ignore this punky stuff? Go to Club Hell
and pay only $7. Call 368-9687 for info and directions and stuff to 19106
Woodward. 18 on up only.
BoLCOM, MORRIS AND FRmSHBmER A benefit concert with these jazz/folk people.
Kerrytown Concert House at 8. Tix range from $50-$20. Call 769-2999 for
information and junk.
SAMIAM A cheaper ($7) all-ages St. Andrew's show with this kinda guitary
oriented rock band. Doors open at 6 and the Toadies get the show rolling.
HECKLE & JiE East Lansing funk at Rick's. Hey, they were around last week,
too.
DEEP SPACE Six Aaaargh! It's a hippy band! They'll proably do Dead covers.
Prodigal and Lucky Haskins will also be there. Hey, if you go in costume, you
might win a prize! At the Heidelberg.
FRANK ALLISON AND THE ODD Sox At the Blind Pig. Gee, wasn't this yesterday?
DETROnT SYMPHONY ORCHEsTRA Hans Vonk, conductor; Carol Wincenc, flute. At
Orchestra Hall in Detroit. One show begins at 10:45 a.m., and a second begins
at 8 p.m. Call (313) 833-3700 for more info.
IN THE AMERICAN GRAIN: THE MARTHA GRAHAM CENTENARY Program I. A truly
special and historic event. Power Center. 8 p.m. Tickets are still available for
this show, but hurry they're going fast. Call 764-2538 for more info. Student
rush tickets are not available for the Graham Festival.
S A T U R D A Y
VIoLENT FEMMES Not since the Philadelphia Orchestra has Hill Auditorum seen
an artist of such renown. If you don't know why they are renowned, it's unlikely
anything I tell you will make you go, is there? Just recognize the importance and
go at 8p.m. Tickets $22.50 and $17.50. Go to the Union Ticket Office or call
763-TKTS.
THE DAVE MATTrEwS BAND Go and find out what it means when a band is
described as pastoral folk-rock/spiky blues-based funk. At the Blind Pig in
lovely Ann Arbor. $10 in advance, doors at 9:30.
BALcow.M, MoRRms AND FSNERO Look at Friday, cuz I'm lazy. At 8 again.
Lou AND PETER BERRYMAN Accordian and guitar duo from Wisconsin at the Ark.
The time is 8p.m. and $10 is the price.
WEEN They're just nuts. If your 18+ you can go to St. Andrew's at 9. Tickets
are a paltry $10 and you get to see upcoming supergroup Motocaster. Maybe
the girl from the new album's cover will be there.
GwAR They're in the new videogame with those "hunh huh" guys. And they just
rock. Go get sprayed by a three foot long latex penis and tell your friends! At
Harpos, 14238 Harper. Doors at 9 and cash prizes (how odd). Call 824-1700 for
more info. You blithering bohab.
ICP Local rappers who say "fuck" a whole fuckin' lot. $8.50 at the Majestic
at 7:30.
JEFF BUCKLEY At the Magic Bag at 8. 18+. With Brenda Khan.
DETROrr SYMPHONY ORCHEsm See Friday. 8:30 p.m.
IN THE AMERICAN GRAIN: THE MARTHA GRAHAM CENTENARY See Friday. Family
show is at 2 p.m., and Program II begins at 8 p.m.
SUNDAY
FRANCES BLACK From American folk to traditional Celtic. 8p.m. at the Ark,
$12.50 at the door.
LYRIC CHAMBER ENSEMBLE "Hail to the Hungarians" features pieces by Kodaly,
Dohnanyi and Bartok. 3:30 p.m. at the Grosse Pointe War Memorial ballroom.
Call (810) 357-1111 for more info.
IN THE AMEmCAN GRAIN: THE MARTHA GRAHAM CENTENARY FESTIVA See Friday.
Program III. This show is SOLD OUT.
MONDA 

SPEEDBAuL Neato hard rockers at the Blind Pig. Tension Splash opens.
VuDu HIPPIES They're at Rick's. Well fine.
T UESDAY
THE PRETENDERS With special guests Material Issue. Doesn't Chrissy Hynde

Miss SAIGON Watch out for that
helicopter. 8 p.m. Masonic Temple
Theater, Detroit., $55, $45, $16.
313-832-2232.
GRK PLAYS The Aquila Theatre
Co. of London, England, performs
"The Wasps" and "Philoctetes."
7:30 p.m. Trueblood Theatre, Frieze
Bldg., $10, $7 students. 764-0450.
Soum+ PACIFIC She's still washing'
that man right outta her hair. 8 p.m.
Mendelssohn Theatre, $15-$19.
971-AACT.
CHARLEY'S AUNT Deception and
wooing - in London, no less.
Sounds like high humour. 8 p.m.
Kreft Center, Concordia College,
4090 Geddes, $5, $4 students/
seniors. 995-4612.
To KILL A MOCKINGBIRD Go see
where the name Boo Radley
originated. 8 p.m. Meadow Brook
Theatre, Oakland University,
Rochester, $18-$28.50. 810-377-
3300.
TH KINGDOM'S COMING Jeff Daniels'
new comedy about Hollywood
censorship. 8 p.m. Purple Rose
Theater, 137 Park St., Chelsea, $10-
$20, 475-7902.
F R I D A Y
U HOMECOMIN EENTs Includes
Homecoming Parade up S. Univer-
sity, Pep Rally and comedy concert
at Hill Aud. Call 76-EVENT for
more info.
SPICMACAY DANCE Bharatnatyam
dance by Malavika Sarukkai and her
troupe. 7:30 p.m. Rackham Aud.
Miss SAIGON See Thursday, 8 p.m.
CHARLEY'S AUNT See Thursday, 8
p.m.
SoU PACIFIC See Thursday, 8 p.m.
THY KINGDOM'S COMING See
Thrusday, 8 p.m.
S A T U R D A Y
AUThoR APPEARANCE MSU professor
John Smollens signs his new
mystery "Angel's Head." Noon,
Aunt Agatha's Books, 213 Fourth,
free. 769-1114.
HAuowEEN HAuws Nighttime
nature walk with storytelling around
a fire. 6-9 p.m., Leslie Science
Center, $3, $10/family. 662-7802.
Miss SAiGoN See Thursday, 8 p.m.
CHARLEY'S AUNT See Thursday, 8
p.m.
To KILL A MoiNosuD See Thurs-
day, 6 p.m., 8 p.m. & 9:30 p.m.
SoU PACC See Thursday, 8 p.m.
THY KINGDOM'S COMmG See Thurs-
day, 8 p.m.
S U N D A Y
ANN ARBOR WINTER ART FAIR audree
Levy's 21st show. 11 a.m. - 5 p.m.
Washtenaw Farm Council Grounds,
$5, under 10 free. 214-369-4345.
FEED THE PoETS Open mic and guest
reader. 1-4 p.m. Del Rio, free. 761-
2530.
MISS SAIGON See Thursday, 8 p.m.
To KILL A MOCKINGBIRD See Thurs-
day, 6:30p.m.
ISREU DANCING Instruction and
dancing by Tom Starks. 8 p.m.
Hillel, $2.50. 769-0500.
Tf KINGDOM'S COMING See Thurs-

day, 2 p.m.
MONDAY
MUSEUM TrwCK oR TATnr Halloween
fun featuring clowns as well as
creepy crawlies. 6 p.m. and 7:30
p.m. Hands-On Museum, $6.995-
5439.
T U E S D A Y
Miss SAIGON See Thursday, 8 p.m.
To KILL A MOCKINGBIRD See Thurs-
day, 6 p.m., 8 p.m. & 9:30 p.m.
DO YOU HAVE CABLE? Comedy
Central kicks off its Saturday Night
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