8 - The Michigan Daily - Wednesday, October 26, 1994 'Hand' loses its grip on its readers WASHING THAT MAN RIGHT OUT OF HER HAIR IN THE 'PACIFIC'. BY HOLLY SINGER It is a land where, instead of open- ing the trunk of a car, you open "the boot," where getting stuck in a line of cars while riding in a taxi is unheard of, but stopping in a queue of cars while in a lorry is the norm. When someone Hand In Glove Robert Goddard Washington Square Press hardcover the pace and characters of this novel did not provide me with nearly the same amount of satisfaction. The plot I can't complain about; Goddard did an excellent job of leading the reader down several long and convoluted pathways which I thought would end in revela- tion, but when I reached the point of enlightenment, I realized I was merely starting down a new and even more mysterious road. The only problem with telling his tale in this manner was that there were numerous dull and long lulls in the plot as Goddard set the stage for his next revelation. This 428-page novel could have easily been cut down to a 250- pager, making it the fast-paced thriller "Hand In Glove" had the potential to be. Of course, it probably didn't help that some of the slower portions re- sulted from Goddard's attempt to draw the reader into feeling sympathy for the characters involved, namely Charlotte and Derek. Since Charlotte and Derek were very predictable, cardboard people, I had absolutely no interest in reading as Goddard expanded on their thoughts and concerns. Derek and Charlotte were drawn together through a series of tragedies, beginning with the murder of Charlotte's aunt and the framing of Derek's brother. While they attempted to unravel the mystery, a kidnapping and another murder were added to the list of wrong-doings inflicted on the innocent duo. As is obvious simply from the fact that Goddard chose to focus on a male and a female character, each of whom was actively looking for someone to trust and care for, Derek and Charlotte's relationship evolved from distrust to friendship to love. They took an exceeding long time to decide how they felt about each other, a pro- cess which I found boring. Their court- ship only served to strengthen my feel- ing that they were both single-level, uninteresting characters. It also rein- forced my doubts that these lack-luster people would have put themselves through such great danger in order to solve the mystery Goddard cooked up for them. As a person who normally takes pleasure in reading British novels, I found myself quite disappointed with Goddard's story. It was a shame that such an interesting and intricate plot had to be wasted in this dragging and tedious book. who is eager to meet you catches sight of you, his face lights up like "a train- spotter catching his first sight of a long sought-after locomotive." What is this prim and proper land? None other than good old England, the site of a murder, a kidnapping, and some twisted secrets whose answers can only be revealed by reading Robert Goddard's "Hand In Glove." DidIpique your interest? My apolo- gizes if I did, for though I enjoyed reading the strange manners in which the English twist our shared language, ....... Tarantino By ALEXANDRA TWIN "Killing Zoe," the ultra-stylish, ul- ta-bloody, ultra-pretentious new me- langed'excess from Quentin Tarantino buddy Roger Avary is as subtle as a gunshot and about as welcome. Steal- ing from every cheesy action film ever, by Roger Avary t with Eric Stoltz, Jean-Hughes Anglade Avary proves, in one false move, that the line between horrific violence and mindless exploitation is a thin and eas- ily crossed one. Video store cronies the two filmmakers may have been, but that's where the similarities end. Be forewarned: this is a boy's film. Not a "man's" or a "guy's," but an insecure little boy's fantasy. Guns go bang bang. Whores fall in love with their johns, cooing "You're the first rip-off client I've ever had an o scraps of broken Englis lectual wimps kick m pack of cutthroat thiev lots of blood and stuff Only problem is, the violence in the story i: that it's almost funny. F that "Video Dead" or' are funny. Funny in th Ha Ha. I can't believe this." The one succes scene - involving a fen - appears so late in utterly cancels itself ou tripping over himself. hard that he's not gettir What's frustratingi could have been good. A safe-cracking genius na Stoltz) high-tails it to F with old pal Eric ( Anglade) and his band o ing, intellectual, gun-tot They're going to rob a need someone to open t Zed. The first, most lo might be how did the sui Zed make it all the wa since logic and "Zoe" do 'Zoc' dies hard )rgasm with" in the same universe, let's move on to the ;h. Nerdy intel- more substantial problemssuch as bad ore ass than a guys, or the general lack of believable ves and there's ones. Eric, as the leader of the pack, is evil .majority of the and reckless. Or so we are told. He s so farfetched whirls into Zed's hotel room, kicks out unny in the way a wet and naked Zoe (Julie Delpy), the "Phantasm III, aforementioned whore, drags Eric off e sense of "Ha to shoot-upandthen casually announces e I paid to see that he has A.I.D.S. While this random sfully graphic revelation succeeds in explaining his male bank teller devil-may care attitude, it fails to jus- the action, it tify his near-manic zest for money. t. Avary keeps It is when the crooks do bust open He's trying so the bank the next morning that the ng anywhere. already withering narrative starts to is that the film unravel. While the inept gang tries to n unemployed, hold it together upstairs, Eric is busy med Zed (Eric going loony downstairs, randomly aris to join up shooting anyone who makes a bad yo' Jean-Hughes mama joke. Just to add a twist, Zoe's fheroin-shoot- day job turns out te be ... yep, you ting neophytes. guessed it, a bank teller. Oh, the exis- bank and they tential angst for poor Zed. This cheap he door. Thus, stab at creating a Bonnie and Clyde or Mickey and Mallory au Paris is just a gical question further indication of Avery's lack of pposedly broke innovation. y to Paris, but As played by Anglade("LaFemme o not coexist in See ZOE, Page 9 LIPS Continued from page 5 make plenty of money doing what we do. That over-the-top kind of success is really beside the point to me. My life, right now, is fine. We're not suf- fering. I make plenty of money and I hang out with my friends. It's great," he smiled. It's pretty clear that Coyne doesn't buy into the "starving artist" ideal of toiling in obscurity. As with most things, he is unfazed by the Lips' move to the gigantic Warner Brothers label. In fact, he seems downright glad to have the major's power behind him, as he explained: "I'm happy to be on any label that lets me do what I want to do. It's like, would you like to have rich parents or poor parents? I'd rather have good parents. And if they were rich and good, so much the better. I mean, who would pick poor parents? The label gives us money and lets us do whatever we want." But one thing the increased public- ity around the Lips hasn't changed is their iconoclastic way of making mu- sic. Asked to describe the Flaming Lips' creative process, Coyne laughed, "our songs are just Flaming Lips songs - God knows where they come from! But we have no limitations whatso- ever," he added more seriously. As an example of just what "no limitations" means, he illustrated, "we were record- ing in this guy's kitchen, and the refrig- erator door had a nice "thunk" to it, so we EQ-ed the sound and used it as a kick drum." He went on, "we have the freedom to do that. We don't go out of the way to do these things; they just come up in the course of recording. And I hope that always happens." Hopefully itwill, if the bandcan get off the road long enough to see the inside of a studio anytime soon. Coyne said he hopes to start recording an album in January or February, with a summer release date. As for his philosopohy about making music, h@ says, "having bands around that make good music makes life fun. It's like good food; because you eat something good doesn't mean that it inspires you, but it's why you're alive. Experiencing good things, like a good movie or get- ting drunk, is why we stay alive." The Flaming Lips are definitely one of those experiences. THE FLAMING LIPS will be opening for Candlebox at their three- night stand - beginning Friday, October 28 and running through Sunday, October 30 - at the State Theater in Detroit. Tickets are sold out for all three shows. If you're tired of all of the abstract productions the University's School of Music has been cranking out lately, then Ann Arbor Civic Theatre has just the thing for you. Their production of Rodgers and Hammerstein's "South Pacific" sails onto the Mendelsson stage this Wednesday night. "South Pacific," based on James Michener's Pulitzer prizewinning "Tales from the South Pacific" is filled with 4 everything that made American musical theater great. With two sets of lovers, a raucous chorus of Navy men, and a comedic old woman; "South Pacific" has all the elements of a great, classic show. Also, don't worry about not being able to hum the songs as you leave the theater, as this show is filled with some of Rodgers and Hammerstein's most popular work. With songs like "There's Nothing Like a Dame," "I'm Gonna Wash that Man Right Outta My Hair," and the ever popular "Some Enchanted Evening." The "hummability factor" should be high enough to please even the lowest grade of musical palates. So treat yourself to some classic musical theater this weekend and remind yourself what made American musical theater great. With the rate of revivals making their way back to the Great White Way, "South Pacific" is bound to be up there soon. See it before ticket prices are 75 bucks a pop. SOUTH PACIFIC is at the Lydia Mendelssohn Theatre October 26-29 at 8 p.m. Tickets for Wednesday and Thursday* and the Saturday matinee at 2 p.m. are $16, $15 students. Friday and Saturday tickets are $19 center sections and $17 side. - J. David Berry On Wednesday, November 2, join Share Our Strength at Writers Harvest - the nation's largest annual series of readings to benefit hunger relief - sponsored by American Express. You'll hear talented writers and poets read from their work, and Share Our Strength will direct 100% of event proceeds to hunger relief groups in your community. You can also help fight hunger from November 1 through December 31 through American Express' Charge Against Hunger program. Every time you use the Card, American Express will make a dona- tion to Share Our Strength - up to $5 million by the end of the year.* Together we can all make a difference. T .Le Nt lohal RehAJlh7 Come to the Writers Harvest reading at the Rackham Amphitheater on November 2 at 7:30pm, and be a part of the solution. Writers will include Charles Baxter, Betty Louise m I-