RTS 0 Anne Rice's 'Exit to Eden 'isa disarmingly poor excuse for erotica, probably a worse film 0 By KIRK MILLER It's been an embarrassing couple of years for Anne Rice. First they cast Tom Cruise as Lestat in the long-awaited film version of her bestseller,"Interview with the Vampire," disproving the notion that Scientologists can't be vampires. Then she buys two full pages in the New York Times slobbering over the same casting choice she disowned months before. And now she has to watch Rosie O'Donnell and Dan Ackroyd in S&M gear turn her cult classic "Exit to Eden' Exit to Eden into a tepid sex-farce. What did the pitch for this sound like? Anne Rice Exec. #1: We lost the rights for Dell "Interview." What do we do? Exec.#2: Well, she also wrote some porn about a mysterious island devoted to S&M ... Exec. #1: Ilove it! Instead of a porn, we'll turn it into a zany romantic comedy with Rosie O'Donnell! It's "Fantasy Island" with an edge. As painter Georges Seurat's great-grandson, Christopher French leads the company of "Sunday in the Park with George" in the song "Putting it Together." 'Sunday'serves 5curat, Sondhei mwell By MELISSA ROSE BERNARDO Except for a poor excuse of a tour- ing company that plagued Ann Arbor last fall, "Sunday in the Park with George" has never been performed in Sunday in the Park with George Lydia Mendelssohn Theatre October 13, 1994 the Michigan area. The reason being that the Stephen Sondheim-James Lapine collaboration is conceivably the most difficult show in the American musical theater. It is also one of the most picturesque and moving. The Musical Theatre Program (MTP) has presented a wonderful "Sun- day," surpassing most of those diffi- culties, and bringing out the beauty relatively effortlessly. Playing at the Mendelssohn through Sunday, this pro- duction highlights the aesthetics of the design and mostof the intricacies of the musical score. The difficulties of the show are built into the plot. The first act - which runs an hour and 20 minutes - charts 1884to 1886, theperiodin which pointilist painter Georges Seurat (played by Adam Hunter) painted his masterpiece "A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte." The authors have used the painting as a reference point for an exploration of Seurat's life, primarily his relationship with his model/mistress Dot (Whitney Allen). The second act - which runs less than an hour - begins with Seurat's untimely death, and abruptly shifts to 1984. An artist named George (Chris- topher French) is presenting his latest invention at a museum. Assisting is his 98-year-old grandmother Marie (Zadda Bazzy, though she looks nowhere near 98), who is Dot's daughter. This makes George the great-grandson of the mas- ter Seurat. George's frustration leads him to the island of La Grande Jatte, to search for inspiration. The vast difference in periods and aesthetics isjarring, and adifficulttran- sition for a viewer to make. In the original Broadway production (and in all other subsequent), Mandy Patinkin played both Seurat in the first act and George in the second act; Bernadette Peters played Dot in the first act and Marie in the second. In the MTP's production, director Brent Wagner has strayed from that casting precedent, casting the four roles with four separate actors. Presumably such a split would de- stroy what little continuity bridges the two acts originally; the first act is like a musical in itself, and the second seems almost an afterthought. However, Wagner's choice displays merit in the end, when all four actors join in a breathtaking "Move On." Wagner suc- ceeds in reconciling the love between George and Dot, and also in giving George the inspiration he seeks. This production moves relatively steadily throughout. "Relatively" be- cause musical director Jerry DePuit has made the unfortunate choice of slowing the tempo of most of the num- bers, "We Do Not Belong Together" and "Putting it Together" being the most intrusive errors. While the per- formers compensate with consistent energy, the tempo shift saps much of the score's force. And since there is no orchestra (just a piano and percussion), much of its drive is missing already. Adam Hunter plays Seurat a little happier than most; while some may argue that Seurat needs to be obses- sively introspective, Hunter's choice endears himself to Dot'and to the audi- ence much more successfully. His well- developed tenor - dark, yet not heavy -reflects a maturity beyond his years. Whitney Allen's Dot is lovely and re- fined, and a delight to watch. Christopher French plays the strug- gling artist to perfection, and muddles through a chaotic "Putting itTogether" admirably well. ZaddaBazzy is aheart- warming Marie. All of the other performances are passable, and the chorus sings a lovely "Sunday." Deserving mention areRonit Mitzner (Louise), Ryan Bailer (the Boatman) and Christopher Pearce (Franz), all performances in the first act. And as Jules, a rival of Seurat, John Halmi finally has a role which shows off his acting skill as well as his excep- tional voice. A few actors seem out of place, mainly CressidaSuttles as Harriet (Act Two) and Ashley Leadbetter as the Old Lady (Act One). Greta Fisher has once again de- signed some beautiful lighting, which melds perfectly with the pointilist set. Eric Renschler's set design serves its purpose, and his buildings in Act Two are right on-target, just as out-of-per- spective as Seurat's painting. Barring a few stumbling points, once again the MTP has handled a difficult show with aplomb. The show pays homage to a great artist's work, and their treatment is a remarkable testimony to "Sunday" and all art. SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH GEORGE plays tonight and Saturday at 8 p.m. and Sunday at 2 p.m. at the Lydia Mendelssohn Theatre. Tickets are $16 and $12 ($6 students) at the League Ticket Office. Call 764-0450. Exec. #2: Or meets "Body of the book, give me the wacky part- T&A, and let's campaign in the movie! Just to be U n fort u - ably had read the made the changes. (the book) is bad. erotica it should for being coher- ing the word "pe- different gun doesn'tevenhave sideritselferotica. it turns into the tered, boring, an- ever written. It's read where you of the lovers dies is erotica) devel- form of impo- Thepremiseis ing. Elliott is a As erotica ('Exit to Eden') should Just score points for being coherent and not renaming the word 'penis' as 80 million different gun metaphors, but it doesn't even have the balls to consider itself erotica. Halfway through it turns into the most self-centered, boring, annoying love story ever written. "Lord ofthe Flies'0 Evidence." Lose Dan Ackroyd as ner, throw in some create the worst ad last 20 years for a different. nately, they prob- book when they "Exit to Eden" Really bad. A just score points ent and notrenam- nis" as 80 million metaphors, but it the balls to con- Halfway through most self-cen- noying love story thefirstnovelI've actually hope one of cancer, or (as * ops an incurable tency. certainly promis- world-class pho- tographer looking for the next thrill. Lisa is the dominatrix with a heart of gold, playing a kinky version of Ricardo Montelban. She heads an island S&M paradise known as The Club. The participants sign up to be slaves on the island for two years, which might include one-on-one service for the island guests, performing in Greek-style stadiums nude, being tortured, humiliated, raped and strapped up in provocative leather attire. So there is potential for wacky hi-jinx0 But Rice (writing under a pseudonym, I wonder why?) telegraphs her story a mile away. The point-of-view is split between Elliott and Lisa, suggesting the inevitable hook-up. We know Lisa is not supposed to fall in love with the guests. We know Elliott is reckless after spending too much time in war-torn countries; "All I was worried about was shaking this eerie sense that I ought to be dead" is one of the several hundred times we are told that Elliott has a death wish. And we know she'll fall in love, he'll find what he's always been looking for, and there will be lots of great sex. Surprise! Except for a few moments of nude wrestling and a two-head dildo usage, the sex is tame. Which is fine, but it commits the greatest sin of all for an See EDEN, Page 10 i 'I } ..it r r . : o, AXQ Welcomes Our New Members! 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