10 - The Michigan Daily - Friday, September 5, 1994 'Velocity' running on empty Sheen's latest film suffers from terminal stupidity By JOSHUA RICH Ever since starring in "Platoon" and "Wall Street" in the late1980s, Charlie Sheen's acting career has taken Terminal Velocity Directed by Deran Sarafian ~ with Charlie Sheen and Nastassja Kinski a dive. And it keeps descending. Re- cently, he has acted in a series of duds, led by "Men at Work" and "Major League II." With each new film he makes, Sheen's promising career seems to be picking up more speed as it falls. Which brings us to his latest film, "Terminal Velocity," in which Sheen plays hot-shot skydiving instructor Ditch Brodie - a man always looking for the ultimate thrill. He finds it in Chris Morrow, played by Nastassja Kinski ("Tess"), a beautiful student who mysteriously dies on herfirst jump. But, as things usually work in mindless action movies, Chris was not all that she seemed. And when Ditch decides to break into her apartment to learn more about the enigmatic victim, he is attacked and threatened by two big men with knives and blonde ponytails. From this point, Ditch finds him- self involved in a confusing turn of events. He discovers that Chris is not dead, that she is a KGB agent and that she is being chased by the Russian Mafia. The clearly bizarre nature of Charlie Sheen runs from disaster in his latest bomb, "Terminal Velocity." Too bad he can't run away from his agent. *0 Hispanic Heritage Celebration & UM Major Events / Div. Student Affairs present Saturday October 15 7:30pm m ...Michiaan Union AT'I' 3.5- STUDENT WITH I.D. $4.00 EVINGS ALL SCR YHEESSTEREO ER RBENEFIT ASA BARGAIN MATINEES BEFORE 6 PM GOODRICHLQUALIT THEATERFREQUENT MOVIEGOER * Baeonu 4e ,Present This Coupon * EAT DRINK When Purchasing A I IMAN W9MAN Large Popcorn & Receive One mm m "= m= mm mmme this film is voiced by Ditch as he re- peatedly asks what is happening to him despite never receiving a true or believ- able answer. Thus, like the lead charac- ter, the audience is never given a logi- cal explanation for what transpires.* Instead, we are bombarded with pre- dictable action movie commonalties and an absurd storyline. Directed by Deran Sarafian, whose previous credits include the forgettable Van Damme flick "Death Warrant," "Terminal Velocity" lends more to its audience's sensory demands than in- tellectual. In fact, excluding the excit- ing skydiving scenes and the sight of* the beautiful Kinski, there is very little interesting about this film. Unlike comparable action movies such as "Die Hard," there is little sign of a plot. No mention of the names of the bad guys. No look into what really drives them. And no sense of a relation- ship or any connection between the characters. The movie basically runs from one skydiving scene to another with an occasional gunfight on theW ground. But while the action shots on the ground are banal and silly, those in the air are quite thrilling. The cinematog- raphy in this film is fantastic. Aerial shots of skydivers swooping down to land on airplane wings and chimneys mesmerize the viewer, sucking him into a world of flying daredevils. These sequences provide a marvelous ne4 action phenomenon that is a refreshing change from the standard speeding car chase or shoot-out atop a skyscraper. Unfortunately, they are the only true assets to the film; the dialogue is stupid and the acting tends to be worse. Sheen plays astandard action film char- acter - a free-spirited, yet average man who is drawn into aworld of crime and violence - with no flair or charm., He reads his lines with an unprofes- sional monotone and spends most of the film with a dumbfounded look on his face. The German-born Kinski is not much better as Sheen's Russian secret agent love interest. And these two are supported by a unmemorable cast of burly, bullying bad guys. For all of its shortcomings, how- ever, this movie is neither difficult to watch, nor offensive. It is just an ordi- nary action movie with one cleverstunt. While its skydiving shots are surely breathtaking, the acting is poor, the writing is sophomoric, and the action is very predictable. 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Getegift J of music. 1 "i c~ei~r Vr t University of Michigan School of Music Friday, September 30 Guest Recital: Ellen Rose, viola, and Katherine Collier, piano The principal violist of the Dallas Symphony plays music of Spain, including Albeniz, Granados, Sarasate, Ravel, de Falla, and more Recital Hall, School of Music, 8 p.m., free Dance Guest Artist Series: Philippe Saire Company Tickets: $10, $6 (764-0450) Mendelssohn Theatre, 8 p.m. Saturday, October 1 Faculty Recital: Andrew Jennings, violin, and Anton Nel, piano * Schubert: Duo in A Major * Shostakovich: Sonata for Violin and Piano o Saint-Saens: Sonata No. 1 for Violin and Piano Recital Hall, School of Music, 8 p.m., free Monday, October 3 Guest Recital: Katherine Kemler, flute, and Ann Benjamin, harp e Bernard Andres: Narthex " Adrian Schaposchnikov: Sonata for Flute and Harp - Krumpholtz, Sollberger, and Bach McIntosh Theatre, 8p.m., free Composers' Forum Recital Hall, School of Music, 8 p.m., free Tuesday, October 4 University Symphony Orchestra Gustav Meier, conductor * Mozart: Symphony No. 35, "Haffner" + Shostakovich: Symphony No. 5 Hill Auditorium, 8p.m., free Thursday, October 6 Faculty Recital: Deborah Chodacki, clarinet, and Anton Nel, piano Assisted by Fred Ormand, clarinet " Muczynski: Time Pieces for Clarinet and Piano, op. 43 " Messiaen: Abime des oiseaux (Quartet for the End of Time) o Ponchielli and Finzi Recital Hall, School of Music, 8 p.m., free Thursday-Sunday, October 6-9,13-16, 20-23 Life Sentences, by Richard Nelson Group Theatre of Michigan, directed by John Russell Brown Trueblood Theatre in the Frieze Building Thurs.-Sat., 8 p.m.; Sun., 2 p.m. Tickets: $10 general admission, $7 with any U-M ID; $4 with any student ID (764-0540) Sunday, October 30 University Symphony and Philharmonia Orchestras Halloween Concerts Hill Auditorium; performances at 5:00 and 8:30 p.m. Tickets: $6 (main floor, 1st balcony), $4 (2nd balcony) NOTE: Ticket orders this year will be handled first by mail and Y 1 f - -.d I 'iERMINAL VELUCI Y is now playing at Briarwood. c GUARNERI Continued from page 9 ing: theGuarneri Quartet,' "it's that we like to take chances and avoid playing in a predictable way." Those performances, whether they be on compact disc or live, allow ex- perimentation amongst the Guarneri Quartet's members, precisely because they know each other so well. Overall, however, their sound is extremely rich in color and tone, setting a ambient mood that will be memorable for any audience to witness. Sunday, the Guarneri Quartet will perform Haydn's "Quartet in GMajor Op. 77, No. 1"; Bart6k's "Quartet No 4"; and Debussy's "Quartet in G mi- nor." The Guarneri String Quartet plays Sunday at 4 p.m. at Rackham Auditorium as part of the University Musical Society's Chamber Arts Series. Tickets cost $32, $30, $26 and $20. Call 764-2538 for more information. AB)E 2 3 I b 4 -4 KUBRICK Continued from page 9 character. Herein lies the most disturb- ing part of the film: Alex is an utter deviant, yet it isbdifficult not to be slightly charmed by him. Kubrick and McDowell create a striking balance between evil and hu-g mor in the Alex character. As his ac- tions repulse, his words and facial ex- pressionsattract.When Alexiseventu- ally incarcerated and stripped of his rights, he damn near becomes asympa- thetic character despite his natural ten-