The Michigan Daily - Weekend etc. - Thursday, September 22, 1994 - 7 FI L M O 0 P E N I N O: TERMINAL VaLocny Charlie Sheen, the rich man's Emilio Estevez, stars in what must be the first sky-diving/ espionage tour-de-force. At Briarwood: 1:15, 3:50, 7:40, 10:05. At Showcase: 12:55, 3:05, 5:15, 7:35, 9:45, 12:00. EROTQUE Soft-core porn from three women directors. Ooh-la-la. At State: 2:00 (Sat), 4:30, 7:00. 9:30, 11:45. DVENTURES OF PRISCILLA, QUEEN OF THE DEu o (1994) Australian "Thelma and Louise" adventure, except with three drag queens (see below). Move over Robin Williams. At Showcase beginning Friday; call for times. You too can look like this, girls - er, guys. Where did Priscilla get her dress? F I L M S H 0 L D I N 0: NATURAL BoRN KILLERS Oliver Stone at his best and worst, as always. At Showcase: 12:15, 2:40, 5:15, 7:50, 10:20, 12:40. At Ann Arbor 1& 2: 2:15 OSat/Sun/Tues), 7:20 (Th), 4:45, 9:50. TimECOP Noted thespian Jean-Claude Van Damme turns in yet another sensitive performance as the fragile, misunderstood timecop. At Briarwood: 1:40, 4:40, 7:15, 9:30. At Showcase: 1:00, 3:15, 5:25, 7:20, 7:50, 9:35, 10:15, 11:50, 12:30. PRINCESS CARIBOO If the 1-2 punch of "Drop dead Fred" and "Gremlins Two" didn't make you a life-long Phoebe Cates fan, then why would you possibly want to see this? At Showcase: 12:40, 2:50, 4:50, 7:00, 9:15, 11:15. BWE sKY Unfortunately, this film didn't die with its director. Now we have Io pay. At Showcase: 12:40, 2:50, 5:10, 7:30, 9:40, 11:50. BARCELONA Director Whit Stillman's follow-up to his Oscar-nominated "Metropolitan." Cute, quirky and fun. At Ann Arbor 1&2: 5:00 (Th), 12:15, 2:35 (Sat/Sun/Tues), 7:05, 9:20. FoRREST GUMP The most over-rated film of the summer. Bring a hankie and a flag. At Briarwood: 1:00, 4:00, 7:05, 9:55. At Showcase: 12:25, 3:40, 7:00, 7:40, 9:50, 10:20, 12:35. CORmNA CORRINA See Whoopi play a nanny who warms the hearts and TV dinners of Ray Liotta and his daughter, the little seal molester from "Andre." At Briarwood: 1:10, 4:10, 7:00, 9:40. At Showcase: 12:15, 2:35, 04:55, 7:20, 9:45, 12:30. CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER Spam. It looks good, but don't. Just don't. At Briarwood: 1:05, 4:05, 7:10, 10:00. At Showcase: 12:45, 3:50, 7:00, 9:55, 12:35. MIK MONEY In a wildly outrageous casting moment, Melanie Griffith has been deemed fit to play a whore. Wow. Who'd a thunk? At Briarwood: 1:30, 4:20, 7:20, 9:50. At Showcase: 12:20, 2:30, 4:45, 7:10, 9:30, 11:50 THE NExT KARATE KID Even Ralph Macchio skipped this one. At Briarwood: 1:20, 3:40. At Showcase: 12:20, 2:45, 5:05. THE MASK Forget "Ace Ventura." This is the reason to hate Jim Carrey. At 3riarwood: 7:30, 10:00. At Showcase: 12:55, 3:05, 5:15, 7:35, 9:45, 12:00. ANDRE Not to be confused with L7's "Andres," this film is so syrupy it makes "Forrest Gump" look sincere. At Showcase: 12:30, 2:15. TRUE LrEs The Bill Clinton story. At Showcase: 4:10, 7:05, 10:00, 12:40. THE LITTL.E RASCALs John Wayne Gacy and John Bobbit take to the road in this musical comedy extravaganza. At Showcase: 1:00, 3:15, 5:00. EAT DRINK MAN WoMA Yeah, yeah, but what's the film about? At State: 2:00, (Sat/Sun), 4:30, 7:00. SECOND RUN LnmnE BUDDHA At Ann Arbor 1&2: 11:50 (Sat/Sun/Tues), 4:45, 7:20. RESERVOIR Doas At State: 9:30. THE GRADUATE At State: 11:45. T H U R S D A Y BHai ON THE BEACH (1994) Three generations of Asian women take to the road to eat, drink and meet cute guys. Mich 7:30. FRIDAY ADVENTUREs OF PRISCILLA, QUEEN OF TE DESERT (1994) Three drag queens take to the road to eat, drink and perform cabaret numbers. No relation to "Ishtar." Mich 7:00 and 9:15. (Also at Showcase; see first- run list, left.)) Pousm DEATu (1994)) Yes, the Polish Film festival has begun. Beware. Nat Sci 7:00. RULEs OF THE OAME (1939) Old French film about rich people who die. MLB 3 7:00. Gun FRom HummN (1986) An odd twist on the standard older man/ younger woman/two-year old, diaper-clad fiance genre. In Manda- rin with English subtitles. Angell Hall Aud A 8:00 WICKED CIT (1986)It would have been Japanese Animation, but it's cancelled. Sorry!. MOrNSUR HiE (1989) A bald, peeping tom and a dead young girl. Better than it sounds. MLB 3 9:00 S A T U R D A Y ADVENTURES OF PRISCILLA, QUEEN OF THE DESERT (1994) See Friday. Mich 7:00 and 9:15. WICKED CmT Cancelled. Two MOONS (1993) Eighteen short Polish vignettes about local commu- nities. Can you say wacky? In Polish with English subtitles. Nat Sci 9:00. ANIME SoCREENING Japanese anima- tion like you haven't seen since Friday. Free. MLB 3 5:00. JOHNNY THE AQUARIUs (1993) A Polish folk healer who treats his patients by splashing them with water. No kidding. In Polish with English subtitles. Nat Sci 7:00. S U N D A Y ADvENTUREs OF PRIsCILLA, QUEEN OF THE DEsERT (1994) See Friday. Mich 4:45, 7:00, 9:45 DEATH AS A SuCE OF BREAD (1993) Martial Law enforcement in a Polish "Wujek" mine. In Polish with English subtitles. Nat Sci 9:00. FiRnwLL TO MARIA (1993) A post- World War 2, war-torn epic. Most definitely in Polish. Nat Sci 7:00. MONDAY ADVENTUREs OF PRIsCILLA, QUEEN OF THE DEsErT (1994) See Friday. Mich 7:30. T U E S D A Y ADVENTUREs OF PRIsCILLA, QUEEN OF THE DEsERT (1994) See Friday. Mich 9:00. IL BDONE (1955) A trio of crooks in Rome. Part of the Fellini retro- spective. Mich 7:00. W E D N E S D A Y ADvENiEs oPnRIS uA, QUEEN OF THE Dnuw (1994) See Friday. Mich 7:00 and 9:15. T H U R S D A Y THE TANAHILL WEAVERS Reeling around the Ark at 7:30, and again at 9:30 p.m. Tickets are $13.50 in advance. Call 763-TKTS or swing by Schoolkids'. SEBAmoN Barlow and the boys play an 18+ show at St. Andrew's. Doors open at eight. Tickets are $7.50 and are available from all Ticketmaster locations or charge by phone: (313) 961-MELT. Kiss ME SCREAMING Playing at Rick's with a surprise opening act. HYPNonTc CLAMBAKE At the Blind Pig. GEORGE BEDARD Have a shot of Rockabilly with your double-mocha. Kingpins' frontman plays Cava Java. Bounto with Fretblanket plays Royal Oak Music Theater. Tickets are $20 from Ticketmaster. Doors open 'round eight. NoL UNO Hot Jazz! Free at the Union's Tap Room in the Union. For more information call 763-INFO. HoRaco GUTIERREZ Cuban pianist performs with the Detroit Symphony Orches- tra. Show is at 8 p.m. Call (313) 833-3700 for more info. F R I D A Y TOm Sm Free performance at PJ's Used Records and CDs. 7 p.m. More information? Call 663-3441. Bi DAVE AND THE ULTRAsONICs at Rick's. DAVE EDMUNDs onstage at St. Andrew's Hall, with Carnival Strippers. Doors open at 6 p.m. and minors ain't allowed. Tickets from Ticketmaster outlets and/ or by phone: (313) 961-MELT. RESTROOM POETS at the Blind Pig. LUCKY HASKINs The local rockabilly trio will be playing the Heidelberg. Arrive at nine to see openers Red Herring. Tickets are $5 at the door. RFD Boys playing the Ark at eight. $8.75 at the door. TRAVIs Tm with special guests Joe Diffie and Lee Roy Parnell at the Palace. Tickets are $22.50 from Ticketmaster. To charge them by phone, call (810) 645-6666. Sue BU Gastropod mollusk rhythms with insect sensibilities. Onstage at Cross Street. THE PRODIGALS Tap Room. Union. Bring the best robe. RAMONA COLUNs Five bucks at the Bird of Paradise. SOME PEOPLE'S CHILDREN at the Theo Doors. HoRACIO GUTIERREZ with the DSO. See Thursday. S A T U R D A Y GAs HUFFER with special guest Tiger 100 plays St. Andrew's for six bucks; visit your Ticketmaster location of choice or call (313)961-MELT, and arrive at the all ages performance as early as 8 p.m. HOLLY NEAR with John Bucchino on piano, Ms. Near will be playing the Ark at 7:30 and 9:30 p.m. $15 tickets are available in advance at Schoolkids' or by phoning 763-TKTS. ROB UTTERDACK Free harpsichord performance, 8 p.m. at SKR Classical. Call 995-5051. RAmONA COLUNs once again takes the stage at Bird of Paradise, once again charges $5 admission. THE WALTONS at the Blind Pig. Call 996-8555 to verify. VUDU HIPPIEs perform at Rick's. JAY MCSHANN Jazz pianist with accompaniment plays the Kerrytown concert House at 7 and 9 pm. Tickets are $22, $15 and $10 in advance. Call 769-2999. WANDEmNG SAILoRS dock at the Heidelberg. STEVE SOMERs at the Union's Tap Room. No admission fee. LOLUPOP GUILD Theo Doors hosts. CHARLES GAYLE TRIO with Princess Dragon Mom play 1515 Broadway in Detroit. Horn-blowing begins at 8 p.m. Tickets are $8 in advance, from Schoolkids' or $10 at the door. INDIA GREEN at Cross Street. HoRAlo GmERREz with the DSO. See Thursday. EQUIUBRIUM DANCE PERCUssION Duo at the McIntosh Theatre in the School of Music, 8 p.m. S U N D A Y PATTY LARKIN with Ellis Paul opening, at the Ark. Begins at 8 p.m. Get yer tickets ($11.75) at Schoolkids' or by ringing 763-TKTS. OPEN MIC BWES JAm hosted by the Terraplanes. 9 p.m. at the Blind Pig. AN EVENING OF SHUBERT Soos with John Wustman, piano and graduate voice students from the University of Illinois. At the Recital Hall in the School of Music. 8 p.m. FREE ORGAN RECITAL AND OPEN HOUsE AT THE MICHGAN THEATER First you can hear popular organist Scott Smith, then you can tour the historic Michigan Theater - all for free! 2 p.m. M O N DA Y IT's THE TEENBEAT CIRCUS TOUR 19941 With everyone's favorite sensations, Versus, Air Miami, Blast Off Country Style and Tuscadero. St. Andrew's. Tickets $7 from Ticketmaster or (313) 961-MELT. Doors open at 8 p.m. and only over-18s can subject themselves to this. T U E S D A Y STEVE FORSERT with opener Jason Eklund, 8 p.m. at the Ark. Call 763-TKTS or go directly to Schoolkids' with your $12.50 to get tickets. MIto Z. git funky, won't you? Blind Pig. OPe Mic hosted by C.C. and the Bad Luck Boys at the Tap Room, Michigan Union, free. TWiN OSMAND appearing with Dem Bones and Mayhem at Rick's. Showtime is at 8 p.m., tickets are $5 at the door, and if you're under 18, keep away. L7 with the Melvins and Wool. St. Andrew's. All ages. Doors open at 7:30 p.m. Tickets available from Ticketmaster or by phone: (313) 961-MELT. Be sure to hold on to your ticket stub, for it will allow you to gain access to the Shelter, where Motocaster will be casting some serious moto. .%M _OW IV R___, 7..%OUW ONo aiA annwm - arCUihh a77.t.i TOm & VIV The poetry of T. S. Eliot comes to life in this play that chronicles his turbulent relationship with his wife and her poorly treated mental illness. Performance Net- work, 8 p.m., $9-$12, 663-0681. BLoo WEDDING An AACT produc- tion or Frederico Garcia Lorca's tragedy of one woman's arranged wedding. Like any wedding isn't a tragedy. Ann Arbor Civic Theatre, 2275 Platt Rd., $8, 971-AACT. FIDDLER ON THE ROOF Pointed and comedic look into the life of a small Jewish village before the Russian Revolution. Anyone ever hear of it? At the Fisher Theatre, 3711 W. Grand Blvd. At 2 and 8. Call 872- 1000 for details. BOOK RELEASE PARTY The release of "Lake Country" by Kathleen Stocking, the author of "Letters from the Leelanau." Shaman Drum, 4 p.m., free. 662-7407. F R I D A Y TOm & VIV See Thursday, 8 p.m. FIDDLER ON THE RoOF See Thursday, 8 p.m., BooK RELEASE PAmT Professor N. Frank Ukadike's new book "Black African Cinema." Shaman Drum, 4 p.m., free. 662-7407. DUNNE BOOKsiGNIN John Gregory Dunne will be reading from his book, "Playland." Borders Books & Music, 7:30 p.m., free. 668-7652. S A T U R D A Y WILD EDiLsEs WAK For all you health food nuts, walk through the woods and hunt for edible stuff. Plus learn recipes and taste samples. Leslie Science Center, 1837 Traver, $3-$10 (family). 662-7802 ELEEMOsYNARY This heart-felt drama concentrates on words and emotions as it explores the subtle and often perilous relationship between three women with altruistic qualities. Studio Theatre (below Hilberry Theatre), 4743 Cass, Detroit, 8 p.m., $54$7, 577-2972. Tom & VIV See Thursday, 8 p.m. FIDDLER ON THE ROOF See Thursday. At 2 and 8. Call 872-1000 for details. S U N D A Y ANN ARBOR PLARIwmTs New works from local artists are read and discussed. Performance Network, 2 , p.m., free, 995-2047. Tom & VwV See Thursday, 7 p.m. ELEEMOSYNARY See Saturday, 2 p.m.- and 7 p.m. FIDOM ON THE ROOF See Thursday. At 2 and 7:30. NATiVE AmEmCAN DANCERS Pow wow style dances including traditional and fancy dancing and authentic dress, performed by the U Indian Dance Club. At Leslie Science Center, 1831 Traver. 2 p.m.,$3 or $10/family. Call 662-7802 for details. M O N D A Y SHAMANi JOURNEYs Introduction to Shamanic practices. I.C.C., 1522 Hill St., free, 665-3522. T U E S D A Y FIDDLER ON THE RoOF See Thursday, 8 p.m. WEIssMAN BOONSIGNNG Author of "Dear Dead Person" will read and sign books. Borders Books & Music, 7:30 p.m., free. 668-7652. WEDNESDAY Boo, RELEAsE PARTY Celebrating the poetry of David Stringer in his T H U R S D A Y