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12 - The Michigan Daily - Best of Ann Arbor -- Thursday, April 14, 1994

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Worst Theater: (tie) Ann Arbor 1 &
2 (feels like you're in a coffin), and
the State (it feels like sitting in the
balcony, but there is no main floor).
Best line: (tie) "I'll be like the AIDS
character on 'Melrose Place,' every-
one will come to my funeral wearing
choakers and halter tops." ("Reality
Bites"), and "You don't want to fuck
me, you'll catch something cruel."
("Naked")
Worst Daily Critic: Michael Thomp-
son for jumping the gun on "The Age
of Innocence" ("The Premiere film of
the decade") and then burying it in his
top 10 list (Number Eight, under
"True Romance").
Best Chick Flick: (tie) "Ruby in
Paradise" and "Sleepless in Seattle"
Best Guy Film: (All time) "Dirty
Dozen" ("When JomBrown's running
for the truck [sob], and throwing the
grenades [weep], and then the Ger-
man shoots him [sniff].")
Best Free Candy:
Jelly Loops, Ann Arbor 1 &2
Most Exhausting Parking Lot:
Showcase
Best Philanthropic Efforts:
The Michigan Theater

Best Organ Music:
The Michigan Theater
Best Demi-Stage: The State
Best Flashback to Eighth Grade:
Showcase
Best Remodeling Job: Briarwood
Best Projectionist:
Walt at The Michigan Theater
Best Place to See "Ace Ventura":
On the shelf at the video store
Best M-Flick Movie:
"True Romance"
Best Waste of Money:
"Golden Gate"
Most Efficient Use of Space:
Ann Arbor 1&2
Best Rip-Off Refreshment:
Bulk candy at Showcase

Worst "Best":
"The Age of Innocence"
Best "Worst": "Hard Target"
Worst "Worst" - period:
"Last Action Hero."
"Give someone else a chance"
award: (tie) Double-nominees Holly
Hunter and Emma Thompson.
Best Reason for lifting whaling
bans: "Free Willy"
John Lithgow Award:
Anthony Hopkins, who was in like
every other film last year.
Finally a Bride Award: Steven
Spielberg, who not only picked up a
long-awaited Oscar, but also kicked
box office butt in the same year.
Should Never go Dateless to the
Oscars Again:
Daniel Day-Lewis. (Dan, call our of-
fice next year, we'll set you up).

Last Saturday's "Take Back the Night" Rally included a march through the Diag. Despite the catchy "Donna Martin Graduates," it was voted Best Protest Slogan

by our readers.

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Speaker/Lecturer in the Past Year:
Jack Kevorkian
Well, "Dr. Death" seems to be more
popular thanthe president - er, his
wife. Of course, Cathy Guisewite will
probably sweep this category next
year.
Computing Center: Angell Hall
Yeah, if you can find your computer.
Who put together that number system,
a Michigan State grad?
Student Group/Organization:
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Okay, so everyone on staff voted. And
still we won. Amazing.
Fraternity to Party With:
Tau Kappa Epsilon (TKE)
Must be their new house. We hear the
basement is really cool.
Sorority to Party With:
Alpha Chi Omega (AXO)
Must have something to do with their
proximity to the old TKE house.
Co-op: Joint House
We figure that NORML rigged the
ballot box. Maybe that explains the
best activist group and best cause/is-
sue/movement categories, too.
Ugliest Building: The UGLi
But what will we vote for once the
renovation is done? The LSA build-
ing should have no problem filling its
homely shoes.
Bathrooms: New Chem Building
Gotta love the smell of toxic chemi-
cals as it wafts from the classrooms
and into the ivory stalls. What about
Mason Hall? (See Daily, 4/11).
Lecture Hall: 1800 Chem
Nothing cures lecture boredom like
swivel-chairs. And it's designed per-
fectly for those of us whose only sleep
is that noon lecture. The toxic chemi-
cal fumes don't hurt either.

- -and an artist's hand?
Weekend etc is looking
for a new cartoonist. Call
John at 763-0379, or drop
j;' off samples at the Daily
Arts Office, 420
Maynard.

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