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Name of the Father"
"Furthermore, it suffices to say that
we do not want a president who will
die on us like the previous ones. And
FDR would never do that to us - he
is already dead."
- Austin Ratner, on
reelecting FDR.
"During this time of year I find my-
self longing for the days when naps
were mandatory. If only I had known
then what I know now, I would have
taken advantage of every nap."
- Jessie Halladay
"Had any other piece closed the show,
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"Her acting suggests training at the
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- Melissa Rose Bernardo, on
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Music."
"I agree with all of you: some people,
like those totally negative Daily film
critics, are clueless."
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EDITORS
Darcy Lockman
John R, Rybock
ARTS EDITORS
Nima Hodaei
Melissa Bernardo
CONTRIBUTORS

Every year at about this time, a
strange phenomenon takes place on
campus. After months of gray skies
and frozen emotions, spring appears
on the scene and with it comes an
epidemic. That epidemic is love, and
it hits hard.
All of a sudden people holding
hands and gazing into each other's
eyes start walking into people on the
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in each other to watch where they are
going. They can't seem to let go of
one another long enough to do any-
thing. So what we see is a bunch of
zombie-like lovebirds wandering
around campus with goofy grins on
their faces.
Because of this unusual phenom-
enon, I started thinking of all the
things that have been written and said
about love. Whole volumes are dedi-
cated to this crazy event that gener-
ally plagues everyone at some time
or another. But by far some of the best
comments on love are made by kids.
So I am dedicating my last column
of the year to love and what those who
hold the key to our future have to say
about it.
"If you have a lot of worries,
you should make sure you fall in love
...All worries will go away." --
Jenny, age eight
Jenny obviously has a lot to learn
about the sting of Cupid's arrow. If
love were supposed to be painless,
Cupid would just send chocolate, and
even then we'd have to worry about
the extra calories.

"I'm not rushing int
love. I'm finding fourth
enough." - Regina, age 1
If Regina thinks fourt
tough wait until she trie
Somehow only having ti
over e-mail and going on (
UGLi takes the romance o
in love.
"No one is sure why
but I heard that it has soi
do with how you smell ...
perfume and deodorant ar
lar." - Mae, age nine
This is a good piece of
all those guys out there
bathing is overrated. Mae
yond her years.
"Love means never
to your money, because you
be busy spending it." -
nine
As college students w
ally have to worry about
cause none of us has any
comforting to know that
could be the wife who spe
money, not that I would
man for his money.
"Love will find you,E
are trying to hide from it.
ing to hide from it since]I
but the girls keep tindin
Dave, age eight
This kid is obviously a
When I was eight I thought
yucky. He has a point thot
that lovebug does bite, they
ting away from it. Unfortu
usually the really loser bug
me.
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if you ask me, but he sure I

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