The Michigan Daily - Weekend etc. - Thursday, January 13, 1994 - 7 FI L MS OPENING: THURSDAY T H U R S D A Y T H U R S D A Y DEATH WisH 5 Charles Bronson is back, he's pissed, and he's after the Wet Bandits. Here's hoping that Macaulay gets caught in the cross fire. At Showcase: 12:40, 3:00, 5:05, 7:15, 9:20, 11:25. HOUsE PARmT 3 Why? At Showcase: 12:10, 2:10, 4:20, 7:30, 9:40, 11:40. IRON Wiu. The Iditarod in Alaska is a test of iron will? Try trekking to our damn English class. At Briarwood: 12:30, 2:45, 5:05, 7:25, 9:40; at Show- ase: 12:15, 2:40, 4:55, 7:10, 9:30, 11:50. HILADELPHIA No, no, no. Not Philadelphia, PA; Philadelphia, P.C. At Briarwood: 12:00, 2:30, 5:00, 7:40, 10:15; at Showcase: 11:10, 4:00, 7:20, 10:05, 12:30. BAD BEHAVIOR (1993) No, it's not a '70s porn flick. The dialogue for the film with Stephen Rea and Sinead Cusack was improvised during rehearsal periods. That should tell you something about the level of this film. Mich Th 7:15. F R I D A Y ZEBRAHEAD (1992) Another inter- racial love story, this one was filmed in the Motor City. Presented by the College of Engineering in conjunc- tion with the Martin Luther King, Jr., Day Film Series. Chrysler 5:00. GETTYsBURG (1993) Plop your ass down for four and a half hours. And people complain that "Les Miserables" is too lengthy. Mich Th 7:30. DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVIUZATION (1981) Directed by Penelope Spherris, the same woman who directed the original "Wayne's World" movie. But don't let that scare you off. This is really a great glimpse into the Los Angeles underground scene. MLB 3, 8:00 & 10:00. S A T U R D A Y VIRIDIANA (1961) "It's awesome," quoth our film editor. Nuns and the Last Supper. "It's awesome," he repeats. In Spanish with English subtitles. Nat Sci 7:00 &10:15. THE EXTERMINATING ANGEL (1962) Well, it's directed by Luis Bunuel, who also directed "Viridiana," so this one must be awesome too. Also in espanol with subtitles in ingles. Nat Sci 8:40. S U N D A Y BOYZ IN THE HOOD (1991) John Singleton's directorial debut detailing violence in South Central L.A. If you've seen "Poetic Justice," Singleton's second film, set aside all prejudices and see this one. Mich Th 7:00. GETTYsBURG (1993) See Friday. Mich Th 2:30. M O N D A Y No FILMS SCHEDULED T U E S D A Y LET IT BEGIN HERE (1987) A short documentary about the Peace Corps. Following the film, an information session will be led by Peace Corps volunteers. Int'l Ctr 7:30. GETTYSBURG (1993) See Friday. Mich Th 7:00. MOsE ALusON Without a doubt, Allison is one of the best and most influential jazz/blues guitarists to ever grace the face of this planet, and we are lucky enough to be honored with three performances at the Bird of Paradise from the legend this weekend. Only tonight's show will be an all-ages event; all the others are 21 & over. Tonight's all-ages concert begins at 8 p.m., with student tickets a bargain at $8; there's also another show at 10 p.m. Friday and Saturday there are two shows both nights at 9 and 11 p.m. -advance tickets are only $10. By all means go to one of these shows - this is a legend we're talking about. Besides, the Pixies wrote a song about him. BwG DAVE & THE ULTRASONICS Ann Arbor's blues-rock heroes perform a benefit for Ann Arbor's Alternative News monthly, "AGENDA," at the Blind Pig. The fun starts at 9:30, tickets are only $5. PETER "MADCAT" RUTH You're used to seeing his blues as part of a duo; catch a solo show (his first one in three years) at Cava Java tonight for only $3. TONY VivIANO DUO Jazz duo at the Espresso Royale at Main. JOHN ZEDD An acoustic guitarist who sings, performing at Espresso Royale at State. HUCK & PUCK The Performance Network presents this original work by local artists Linda Kendall, Jim Posante and Peter Knox. The performance answers the question what if Huck from "Huckleberry Finn" met Puck from a "Midsummer Night's Dream"? Performance Network, 8 p.m., $7-$10, 663-0681. ZOOMAN & THE SIGN The murder of a 12-year-old girl caught between rival gangs' crossfire causes the entire neighborhood to become intimidated and refuse to identify the murderer. Lydia Mendelssohn Theatre, 8 p.m., $13-$16, 971- AACT.. F R I D A Y F R I D A Y Tom Hanks in "Philadelphia." Will losing 30 pounds win him an Oscar? F I L M S H O L D I N G: BILLY JOEL The piano master, live and in concert for the first time since his famously wonderful 1989-90 Storm Front tour. See him perform hits from his multi-nominated Grammy album "River of Dreams," as well as old favorites. He's better in person than on disc if you can imagine that. To quote one D.C. concert goer, "It was a religious experience." At The Palace, 8 p.m., scalper prices. MOSE ALLSON See Thursday's list. BARKMARKET They've been through town twice already, but we can never tire of Barkmarket's galvenizing punk/industrial hard-rock. Catch them with Season to Risk and Cher UK at Three Floors of Fun at St. Andrew's; doors open at 9 p.m. for those 18 & over and the cover is a mere $5. DIVISION STREET Long-time veterans of Southeast Michigan's bluegrass, folk and traditional dance scenes converge for an intoxicating serving of bluegrass standards, instrumentals, "New Age" dance originals and, everyone's favorite, '70s pop songs. See them at the Ark at 8 p.m.; tickets are $7.75 for students, members and seniors, $8.75 for all others. RHYTHM CORPS Yeah, they've been around for a while but they're still good and you can still see them at Rick's. VIOLET WINE As everyone whose anyone knows, Violet Wine is the Daily's favorite local band and you should make sure to catch their acoustic show at PJ's Used Records & CDs at 7 p.m. It's free so you won't waste anything but your time. TONY VIVIANO QUARTET Yesterday Viviano's Duo performed - today it's his Quartet at the Kerrytown Concert House. Tickets range from $12, $8 and $5 for students. WHIRLING ROAD Supporting their way-cool EP, Whirling Road brings its swirling punk-folk-pop to Cava Java tonight at 9:30. Tickets are only $3. U-M GAMELAN ENSEMBLE Javanese gamelan music, Rackham Auditorium, 8 p.m., free, 763-4726 S A T U R D A Y BILLY JOEL See Friday. MOSE ALLISON See Thursday. BERMUDA MOHAWK Rock & roll at its finest at Cross Street Station; Whirling Road provides support. 5 GUYs NAMED MOE From Django Reinhardt to Louis Jordan, Colby Maddox of Deadbeat Society and Myron Grant of Footloose provides some wonderful stringed fun at Cava Java tonight at 9:30 for only $3. HANNIBALs East Lansing's favorite sons are once again at Rick's.Sweet, Buddy. GROOVE SPOON Playing the Blind Pig with Run Westy Run opening the whole shebang. Call for details. MUSTARD'S RETREAT A celebration of 20 years of delightful songs, stories and humor at the Ark. Tickets are $8.50 for students, members and seniors, $9.50 for all others. The concert begins at 8 p.m. JAKE REICHBART TRIO Coffee and jazz at the Michigan Union Tap Room at 2p.m. It's absolutely free. GERALD ROss If you can't make it to Allison, check out Ross' jazz guitar at the Espresso Royale at Main Street beginning at 9 p.m. ANN ARBOR SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA Samuel Wong conducts American music by Zwilich and Harbison, Michigan Theatre, 8 p.m., $14-$22, 668-8397. TRIO TCHAIKOVSKY Piano trios by Mozart, Smetana and Shostakovich, Rackham Auditorium, 8 p.m., $14-$24, 764-2538. AIR UP THERE Forget Nike Airs. Nothing beats a good bag of ganja to get you flying. At Showcase: 12:20, 2:40, 5:00, 7:30, 9:50, 12:10. BEETHOVEN's 2ND While we personally prefer Beethoven's 9th, lord help us if this dog of a series makes it that far. At Briarwood: 12:15, 2:20, 4:30, 7:20, 9:15; at Showcase: 1:00, 3:10, 5:15. *ABN BOY Catch it today! It won't be here tomorrow. At Showcase: 12:40, 2:50, 4:40, 7:25, 9:20, 11:15. FAREWELL MY CONCUBINE It won at Cannes. Sounds good. BUT IT'S STILL THREE HOURS LONG!. At State: 4:00, 7:00, 9:45. GRUMPY OLD MEN Great! Two hours of Nixon and Goldwater sitting around, bitching about what they did wrong. At Briarwood: 12:00, 2:10, 4:40, 7:05, 9:20; at Showcase: 12:00, 2:20, 4:40, 7:00, 9:30, 11:45. HEAVEN AND EARTH Next up for Stone is "Evita." Word is cancer didn't do her in; it was a ricochet from the guy in the grassy knoll. At Showcase: 7:50, 9:50, 11:50. O Rs. DOUBTFIRE Yet another cross-dressing movie to make over $100 million. Is America's subconscience finally coming out of the closet? At Briarwood: 12:45, 3:30, 7:30, 10:10; at Showcase: 12:00, 2:35, 5:10, 7:45, 10:20, 12:35. THE PELICAN BRIEF Yet another trash novel made into an even trashier film. Staring Pretty Woman and the Mighty Quinn. At Briarwood: 1:00, 4:00, 7:10, 10:00; at Showcase: 12:30, 3:45, 7:10, 10:00, 12:35. 4THE PIANO Yeah, yeah, the film's a masterpiece, but we hated it. At Ann Arbor 1&2: 4:00, 7:00, 9:45; at Showcase: 7:40, 10:10, 12:30. REMAINS OF THE DAY In the near future, Emma Thompson, Anthony Hopkins and Merchant-Ivory will be worshipped as gods, though we do wonder about the communion. Fava beans and a nice Chianti? At the State: 4:00, 7:00. SCHINDLER'S LIsT It's awesome. Accept it. See it. At Showcase (Friday and Saturday): 11:30, 3:15, 7:05, 10:50; (Sunday through Thursday): 12:30, 4:15, 8:00. SHADOWLANDs Heh, heh, heh. C.S. Lewis is cool. Yeah, fire, fire, fire! At Showcase: 1:00, 4:15, 7:05, 9:45, 12:20. SHORTCUTs Who cares how brilliant it is - my butt's tired. At State: 9:30. IsTER ACT 2 And even though Whoopi is the highest paid actress in Hollywood, is it really over between her and Ted? At Showcase: 12:00, 5:25, 7:40, 9:55, 12:10. TOMBSTONE Many years ago, a great film called "My Darling Clementine" took on the same subject. Now, after the decline of western civilization we have this turkey with every actor who just couldn't cut it as Marlon Brando. At Showcase: 1:15, 4:30, 7:20, 10:10, 12:30. SECOND RUN FILMS: CARuTo's WAY At Fox: 7:00, 9:45 (Friday). COOL RUNNINGs At Fox: 5:20, 7:30 (Friday). JURAssiC PARK At Fox: 1:30 (Saturday & Sunday), 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. INHERIT THE WIND The true story of a Southern school teacher who is charged with teaching about evolution in the dark ages of the 1920s. Croswell Opera House, 8 p.m., $10-$12, 517-264-SHOW. WAIT UNTIL DARK This thriller is about a blind woman who is visited by three criminals looking for drugs. Pioneer High School, 8 p.m., $3-$5, 994-2191. HUCK & PUCK See Thursday, 8 p.m. ZOOMAN & THE SIGN See Thursday, 8 p.m. S A T U R D A Y TOADS & DIAMONDS The Goodtime players present this family musical about two completely opposite sisters who are visited by their fairy godmother. Performance Network, 2 p.m., $4-$6, 663-0681. COMIC ADVENTURES WITH JUDITH SLOAN This evening of comedy is part of Hillel's Celebration of Jewish Arts. Sloan is a "perfor- mance activist" whose characters confront many political issues. Hillel Foundation Green Aud., 8 p.m., $5-$10, 769-0500. HUCK & PUCK See Thursday, 8 p.m. ZOOMAN & THE SIGN See Thursday, 2 & 8 p.m. INHERIT THE WIND See Friday, 8 p.m. WAIT UNTIL. DARK See Friday, 2 & 8 p.m. S U N D .A Y NIINSKY DANCES OPENING LECTURE Guest Curator Beth Genne Dis- cusses Nijinsky's "Afternoon of the Faun" ballet. A reception follows. Angell Hall Aud B, 2 p.m., free, 764-0395. HUCK & PUCK See Thursday, 7 p.m. INHERIT THE WIND See Friday, 2 p.m. M O N D A Y AIN'T GOT LONG TO STAY HERE The Tennessee Repertory Co. comes to Ann Arbor with this production which chronicles the life of Dr. Martin Luther King through the letters and speeches he created. Michigan Theater, 8 p.m., $13-$20, 668-8397. TUESDAY NO EVENTS SCHEDULED WEDNESDAY NO EVENTS SCHEDULED Events? Does your band have a gig? Are you putting on a play? S U N D A Y W E D N E S D A Y GETTYsBURG (1993) See Friday. Mich Th 7:00. PalmR OF THREE Celtic music performed by Jon Babula & Chris Rietz of East Lansing and Marty Somberg of Ann Arbor. It's at the Ark, it's at 8 p.m. and it's a Schoolkids Records free concert. MICHIGAN CHAMBER PLAYERS Romantic-era music by Dvorak, Mendelssohn and Brahms, Rackham Auditorium, 8 p.m., free. MONDAY THE WINANs Absolutely the best Urban Contemporary Gospel group perform- ing today, Detoit's own perform at the Power Center at 8 p.m. at the close of MLK Day celebrations. 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