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tional Security Anenc's mission, we can offer
lob challenge and career opportunities that
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AlT NSA, we are responsible for designing and
deve loping secure/Iinvol norable eomunuica-
tions and EDP systems to transmit, receive
and analyze much of our nation's most vital
information. The advancing technologies ap-
plied in this work are such that they will fre-
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accepted boundaries of knowledg~e. Conse-
quently. your Imaination and resourcefulness
are essential qualifications for success,
The Career Scoria at NSA: Enginer will findi
work which is performed nowhere else . .
devices and systems are constantly being de-
veloped which are the most advanced in the
Western World, As an Agency engineer, you
will carry out research, design, developmnt,
testing and evaluation of sophiticatod, large-
scale cryptocommunlicationl and EDP systems.
You may also participate In related studies of
electromagnetic propagation, upper atmos-
phere phenomena, and solid state devices us-
i ng the latest equipment for advanced research
within NSA's fully instrumented laboratories.
Mathematicians acalms, formuiate and sove
complex communication.related probkonw
Statistical mathematics, matrix algebra, and
combinatorial analysis are but a few of the
tools appl ied by Agency mathematicians. Op-

portunities for contributions in computer
sciences and theoretical research are also
offered.
Computer Scientists participate in systems
analysis and systems programrminlg related to
advanced scientific and operational applica-
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included, as well as support in hardware de-
sign, development and mod ification.
Starting salaries are based on education and
experience, andi increase as you assu~me addi-
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the varied career benefits and other advan-
tages of Federal employment without the
necessity of Civil Service certification.
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information about NSA, or write to: Chief,
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Agency. Ft. George G.?Made, Md. 20755,
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,Class of 1994, sigh dispiritedly. Had you graduated just 20 years earlier, you could have had a job with the National
;,Security Agency. Of course, this ad was just a front for the major spy operations taking place all over Middle
America in the mid-'70s. (What else could "large scale cryptocommunication systems" mean?) The spy missions
-were sent out to small towns across the country: while participants pretended to be studying electromagnetic
propagation, they were really trying to uncover the secrets of the American counterculture. Alas, they never
succeeded - the culture disappeared before the imposter Haight-Ashbury children could grow out their hair. Still,
the National Security Agency kept trying. Today, they are not a major operation, and so can no longer offering
unprecedented, unparalleled job opportunity. Hey, why should they be any different than anyone else? Like most
places in the U.S. today, they're just not hiring. Better luck next century.

WEiEKEND
EDITORS CON
Darcy Lockman Michae
Jo h n R . R y b o ck Jin -h o e R S E I O SR n
Nima Hodaei Miller,I
Melissa Rose Bernardo son, Al

IRIBUTORS
el Barnes, Jonathan Berdnt, Jason Carroll,
Chung, Thomas Crowley, Tom Erlewine,
Glieberman, Brian Grant, Jessie Halladay
Kobell, Jonathan turie, Janet Malcolm, Kirk
Evan Petrie, Austin Ratner, Michael Thomp-
lexandra Twin, Ted Watts.

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Tastes of
Ann Arbor
Dining Guide

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Japanese Steak House
U~ 741-8100
Students Welcomed

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Tat little Italian Place!
Homemade Italian
Specialty Sandwiches
Pasta dishes & more
dine in - take out - delivery
808 South State Street
996-4424 fax 996-8262
IAED* for dining a. ebnc. by Aolly Abraham
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Colifomio Stjke
DINE IN or CARRY OUT
Monday -Thursday 11lam - 8pm
Friday 11tam -10Opm
Saturday 12pm - 9pm

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upon ordering

IA-u E. Ubory at Fourth A
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Open 6 a.m. - 5 p.m. weekdays
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Serving breakfast and lunch all day.
Featuring homemade raisin bread
Favorites for over 30 years.

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613-615 E. Wiiiam
(between State & Maynard)

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Sunday 12-9:30


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