8 - The Michigan Daily - Wednesday, April 6, 1994 'Jimmy Hollywood' gets' By SCOTT PLAGENHOEF "It's Not 'Clifford."' "It's Not 'Clifford."' The continual repetition of that key phrase may be the only anesthetic for the pain of enduring "Jimmy Hollywood," an absolutely unoriginal pulp loser of a film. "Jimmy Hollywood" is so misguided in its Jimmy Hollywood Written and directed by Barry Levinson; with Joe Pesci and Christian Slater. attempt to say something significant that it can only be salvaged as entertainment by blasting it off to the satellite of love and letting Mike, Crow and Tom Servo take their best shots. The sketch of a plot begins when film obsessor and would-be actor Jimmy Alto (Joe Pesci) has his car radio stolen. A pissed-off Alto reacts by team- ing with the mentally deficient William (Christian Slater, destroying any respect he gained after "True Romance") to form a two-man vigilante group which apprehends criminals by video. The local news airs the tapes Alto creates and makes a celebrity of his vigilant alter-ego and the mysterious group he is supposed to represent. Because Alto considers himself an actor portray- ing a vigilante, and because he is an unstable freak, the media fuels his delusions and allow the facade to escalate. Alto's vigilante aspiration is a misguided reac- tion to a minute problem and an early indication that writer / director Barry Levinson has lost his ability to create indelible, although safe and cav- ity-inducing characters. The Alto character is a uninspired hybrid of Pesci's "Goodfellas" mob- ster Tommy DeVito and all of his caricatured, comedic dunces whether Ralph Macchio's cousin Vinny or one half of the wet bandits. Slater's character is a truly pointless; simply a cheap attempt at eliciting sympathy and recaptur- ing Levinson's watershed moment, "Rain Man." Victoria Abril, a Spanish actress best known for Pedro Almodovar's black comedy "Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!," in her American motion picture debut portrays Alto's girlfriend. She is ideally the film's moral voice but disappears for extended periods of time and simply ends up as an ethnic type. Levinson is attempting to capture the frustra- no hoorays tions of the thousands who migrate to Hollywood only to fail. Yet unlike the recent "Barton Fink" and "The Player," inspired works both, this is no clever Hollywood on Hollywood film. Levinson's numerous references to film, whether directly referred to by the characters or simply alluded to by the plot, are infrequently clever, oftentimes derivative and sometimes near- blasphemous. Nora Ephron had the decency to be up front with her rape and pillage of "An Affair to Remember" last summer. Levinson passes most of this crap off as original. At the film's absolute lowest creative point there is a scene in which Alto drives down the Hollywood streets at night, verbalizing his con- cern that the city he admires and cares about has gone to shit and convinces himself that maybe he should do something about it. He may as well have been driving a fucking taxi calling the city "an open sewer" and hoping that "someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the streets." "Taxi Driver," the comedy. No thanks. At least Charles Grodin and Martin Short are no- where in sight. JIMMY HOLLYWOOD is playing at Showcase and Briarwood. BECK -M RECORDS Continued from page 5 of a novelty piece for his church of late night empiricists. Unfortunately, much of the poignancy of Nordine's craft is lost when translated to a purely live situation. The effects that he uses on his radio show are a crucial part of the Nordine formula and the end prod- uct on this album is less volatile than his normal creations. Imagine watch- ing "Star Wars" without the special effects and you can understand the disappointment that may be felt when listening to this album. Although the pieces are very intri- cate and are replete with the para- doxes and word combinations that made Nordinefamous, his radio shows and other albums have a richer tex- ture. "Upper Limbo" forces the lis- tener to contemplate what is being said. It is interesting to hear Nordine in this "live" medium, but not satisfy- ing. Listening to this album defi- nitely leaves you unsatiated, craving more of the pure, uncut Nordine. Ken Nordine's album is only avail- able through mail order. Call 1-(800) 225-3323. - Ben Ewy John Luther Adams The Far Country New Albion Records Having abandoned "romantic" conventions of Western classical music, many modern composers have turned to nature for order. French composer Olivier Messiaen borrowed bird songs for his "Catalogue des Oixeaux" and, on this CD, John Adams recreates the fragile placidity of Alaska. Adams worked as head percus- sionist for the Fairbanks Symphony and composer-in-residence at the University of Alaska Fairbanks, so he is well acquainted with Alaska's land- scape and natural presence. On this CD, his minimalist tendencies are used to the maximum, creating a fluid sta- sis of sound. "Dream in White and White" for harp and strings is thematically and musically based on non-chromatic "white" tones. Open violin tuning brings about an uncertain calm epito- mizing Alaska's natural phenomena. The piece suspends a fragile, pointalistic net of notes. Together, the slowly bowed notes create undu- lating multi-tones, fleetingly con- nected like lines that seem to dart between constellations on a clear night. Beginning with a quiet rumbling, "Night Peace" uses the Atlanta Sing- ers instead of the string ensemble to conceive the same slowly pulsating calm. The sung and plucked notes hover like the crisp chill of winter. "The Far Country of Sleep" opens with a trumpet call, stepping up inter- vals reminiscent of Charles Ives' "The Unanswered Question." While this composition is not quite as successful as the first two (mostly because it reminds me of an epic film score), its balance gives it continuity without boredom, as the fragile solemnity is repeatedly shattered by a pounding bass drum. All three pieces convey an expan- siveness and solitude that resonates in the vast territory of Alaska. Any- way, it's cheaper than airfare. - Chris Wyrod The Greenberry Woods Rapple Dapple Sire The Greenberry Woods have al- most all the traits of a typical bubble- gum pop group -familiar chord pro- gressions, some decent harmonizing, endearingly sappy lyrics and an in- spirational debt owed to the avatar Alex Chilton. "Rapple Dapple," the Woods' de- but album, is short on innovation, but the above characteristics arej ust abun- dant enough to merit a thorough lis- tening. "Rapple Dapple" is essentially a rehashing of the same old themes that have been around since rock'n' roll's genesis -love. Though it is at times clichd-riddled ("'Cause it's all up to you" etc., etc.), there are hints of something clever, such as in lines like "I used to sing you love songs sweet and slow / until you brought a new radio. / Now I sing to people I don't even know." Though some artists have been able to pull it off successfully, God help the troubadours who sing for a cause - especially if we know that they'd be better off covering the Par- tridge Family. Case in point, the Greenberry Woods' attack on abu- sive relationships, "I Knew You Would", contains a number of lines like "Please excuse my temper /But I guessI'mjust like my old man," which can hardly represent an effective take on the subject - they're just plain corny. What manages to lift most of the album above mediocrity is the marked melodic quality of "Trampoline," "#37 (Feels So Strange)" and "That's What She Said," though the latter of the three songs has a lyrical and mu- sical content that bares such a striking resemblance to the Beatles' "She Said She Said" that it would have been in order for the Woods to credit Lennon and McCartney in the sleeve. Though there are definitely flaws in "Rapple Dapple," the album re- veals, at least, a band who has the potential to become a mildly refresh- ing alternative to the noise hounds prevalent in American music of to- day. - Thomas Crowley No matter how many fans he has, Beck has an equal number of detractors, claiming that he's a record company fabricated hip-hop folkie or that he just rips off Basehead. It doesn't matter if he is a phony or a plagiarist - his debut album, "Mellow Gold," is a gas. Beck's music is a glorious junk-heap of pop hooks from the past three decades; everything from Dylan to the Beastie Boys is thrown in, with a hefty dose of camp culture. "Mellow Gold" was recorded on an eight-track in Beck's living room, so it shares the same loose experimental vibe as Ween or Basehead. By now, you know "Loser" by heart; check out the rest of the record. Or go to his show. True to form, Beck is playing an "alternative" venue if there ever was one - the Detroit Science Center. Tickets are $6 and only available at the door, which opens at an early 7 p.m. Losers of all ages are welcome and go early to catch Lync and That Dog. Ronny Jordan The Quiet Revolution 4th and Broadway With the success of such endeav- ors as Blue Note's US3 and Guru's Jazzamatazz, it is evident that we are witnessing "The Quiet Revolution." Jazz and rap are past exploring each other in a superficial way; the en- gagement is confirmed and a date is set; Ronny Jordan's second attempt is the bachelor party. Jordan's first al- bum, "The Antidote," was notable to those who had their ears to the jazz/ hip-hop vibe in '92 in that a talented new musician combined his strummin' and writing ability (on guitar, keyboards, basslines and drum programming) with samples and rhymes that did not upset the flow of the jazz. But some of the tracks had an airportish feel which suggested some- thing like a successful but nerve-race- ing first date, a feel completely absept from the new album. Yes, the accompanying artistshave moved up a notch - Dana Bryant (jazz poetess), Guru's jam "Seaso9 for Change" and Gary Belfield on sax and flute all enhance the power of the album - but all of these folks are belittled at the hand of Jordan's skill ful merging of musical strains. Ile 1kept the album simple; there is almost no overcrowding musically, he sim.- ply extracted the slickness and cool- ness of modern jazz andrevitalized it by injecting subdued samples and scratches. It is incredibly full yet no overpowered; it takes the best of jazz for the "Quiet" and the best rap for the "Revolution," creating something theft stands on its own. -Dustin Howes . .. 01 aor Out macaroni ucoulde an ceese. fur 01 kS Madntosh' LC 475 81160, Apple" Color Plus 14"Dlay, Apple kended Keyboardll and mouse. Only $1,48702 PowerBook* 165 4160. Only $1,919.00. Power Madnt&shm 6100/6081160, Apple Color Plus 14" Dplay, Apple lendedkyboard 11and mouse. only $2A95.00. 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