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4 - The Michigan Daily - Weekend etc. -- Thursday, March 31, 1994

Food for
Cook, thief, wife and
"Being infertile makes me a safe
bet for a good screw." That's what
Georgina the wife says in "The Cook,
The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover."
The film is a modern commentary on,
er ... No, it's a post-modern critique
of spousal abuse. Or wait, maybe it's

an exploration of the continuing quest
for women's liberation in non-secu-
lar England. Or it could be an out of
control instructional tape for up and
coming restauranteurs. Who knows?
And with sex, violence and
cannibalism as part of the deal, who
really cares?
"Eating and sex are related."
Albert, the thief, is Georgina's
husband. He owns a restaurant, likes
to abuse people (especially his wife)
and really enjoys power and the sound
of his voice.
His restaurant is no hole in the
wall diner though; it is an elaborate,
other-worldly palace with a kitchen
bigger than my house. The young
dishwasher sings in a very irritating
high-pitched ViennaBoys Choirvoice
(maybe it's the voice of God) while
Albert strolls through his domain in a
ritual repeated night after night.
Much of the action takes place
here where the sets are very

lover charm voyeurs
extravagant and futuristic. The
scenery, in fact, makes more of a
lasting impression than the dialogue.
Each room has a different color and
Georgina's dresses spontaneously
change to match them, contributing
to the surrealism that makes scenes
look more like a stage than a movie
Georgina meets Michael, one of
her husband's customers, in the
restaurant one night and, after longing
looks and synchronized chewing, they
have an affair.
Here's where the sex comes in.
The various shots of cooks cutting up
cucumbers and slicing peppers are
mixed in with scenes of the lovers in
the bathroom, in the pantry, in the
meat freezer, anywhere they can hide
away from Albert to get naked. There
is quite a bit of skin shown, though
most of it is pale and pudgy and not
very exciting. When Albert finds out
what his wife is up to, he goes nuts,
his rampage culminating in a rather
satisfying ending.
"Eating black food is like eating
death. It's like saying 'Hah, death,
I'm eating you."' Lines like this - as
well as the general chaos of many
scenes and the coarse brutality of the
characters - make this film a bit hard
to fathom. It starts out slow but the
pace does pick up once Georgina gets
into the action. The seediness that is
evident in the first scene, however, is
sustained throughout. But this is not
all bad; seedy often is the heart of
humor and can open up a door to the
darker side of life that most of us only
dream about.
"But you don't have to eat him,

In other cities, on other campuses
nationwide, the eight-month lease is a
right and not a privilege. In Ann Ar-
bor, the eight-month lease is as com-
mon as a warm day in March. This
leaves us, Ann Arbor residents only

Georgina." This is a weird cinematic
experience. The costumes, designed
by Jean Paul Gautier, along with the
sets and the disturbing characters
make for a production that can be
jarring and repulsive.
And yet, there is still a certain
charm, perhaps in the opportunity for
voyeurism, that is utterly attractive.
Film majors, feel free to analyze this
film to their heart's content. Others
enjoy the sex and still others, feel
empowered by the feminine
undercurrents of the metaphors in
Georgina's oppressively unrestrained
cerebral awakening of her masculine
Have a blast. Watch for Tim Roth.
And if you figure it all out, let me
available at Liberty Street Video.

by writ of studential status, with 16
weeks in the summer during which
we will not inhabit our semesterly{
domains. As University graduates, we
will one day inherit the earth, but in
the mean time, who will inherit our
"Inherit" is the operative word
here. A summer sublet - at a going
rate of half-your-rent minus [the
month's variable (January =1, Febru-
ary = 2, etc.) times 20]- is an inher-
itance for the subletter, who will for
the time he or she is subletting be
living at a cost slightly lower than that
of a light lunch at Taco Bell.
Remember though, we are in col-
lege to learn, and the valuable lesson
taught to all involved in the sublet
process grounds us in a basic eco-
nomic principle: that of Supply and
Demand. When the Supply is high
and the Demand is low a sublettee
will take in approximately half-their-
rent minus [the present month's vari-
able times 20]. While we could enroll
in Economics 201 to learn this prin-
ciple, to study it in practice rather
than in theory is both more convinc-
ing and more cost efficient.
Cheaper. Yes. It costs an out-of-
state student approximately $3475 to
take Economics 201. So let's say an

out-state student, after pondering his
immediate future, decides to forgo
spring semester economics lecture,
rent his room out and go home. Let's
say our friend pays $300 a month for
his quarters. Now let's say our friend,
like so many of his neighbors, does
not find a subletter. Our friend will
lose $1200 in rent over four months.
But he has learned Supply and De-
mand, learned it well, and only paid
$1200 to do so. He has saved over
$2000. I give him an A.
A quick review: finding a summer
subletter is difficult due to a large
supply of rooms, and little demand
for empty beds. Supply. Demand.
Supply; demand. Supply, demand.
But economics is not the only field
of study in the classroom of Summer
Sublet. Sociology enters the arena
when members of a residence are
split into two basic groups: those who
will stay, and those who will leave.
The Sociology of Subletting is less
tangible than its economic counter-
part, involving judgment and a series
of essay questions. If you put an ad in
the paper and quote a low price (low
prices have been known to skew the
principles of Supply and Demand), it
also involves getting a lot of mes-
sages on your answering machine.
This is not a problem if you have
an erase button. The first thing to do
when overloaded with summer des-
peradoes is to quickly erase all their
messages. The alternative is to listen
to 60 minutes of Jennifers and
Michaels leaving their names and
phone numbers after the beep. Of
course, these messages could provide
interesting supplemental material: a
veritable mini-course in the Sociol-
ogy of the Answering Machine Be-
havior of Homeless Twentysome-
things in the Midwest. But you will be
busy enough with all the field work

Renting absurd: The summer sublet,

for Soc of Sublet. Better just to get
your finger on that button. Erase!
The easiest way to ace the spring-
summer soc class is to have a resident
meeting and decide on the require-
ments for subletters (this is only nec-
essary if inhabitants are split into the
staying/subletting groups). The alter-
native to a meeting is to take each call 0
as it comes, and discuss it on the spot
with whomever is around. Here is an
I am sitting in my un-sublet room
when the phone rings. I pick it up.
"Hello?" I say.
"Hello, um, I'm calling about the
newspaper ad for the spring and sum-
mer sublet."
"Okay," I say.
"Okay, um, I was wondering, does
your house have any rules?"
I rack my brain. "Well, no smok-
ing in the house ... I guess that's it,"
I say.
"Okay, um, because I practice
"Oh, really?" I say.
"Yes, um, will that bother any-
"I'm not sure," I say. "I'll call you
back," I say.
This is where on-the-spot-discus-
sion comes into play. Itrack down my
housemate who will stay in our home
throughout the summer. Together we
discuss the merits ofcohabitation with
a practicing witch. She decides there
are none. I don't call the inquirer
back. My housemate and I have just
learned a valuable sociological les-
What becomes clear is that much
can be learned from the sublet experi-
ence: lessons in political science, as-
tronomy, physics, photography. ButI
lack the time to elaborate. It is four
weeks until the spring migration, and
my phone is ringing off the hook.

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Meiod Expected Typical
Implants (Norplant) 0.3 0.3
Female sterilization 0.2 0.4
Male stenilization 0.1 0.15
Oral contraceptive (pill) 013
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IUD -3
Progestasert 2.0-
Copper T 380A 0.8-
Condom (without spermicide) 2 12
Diaphragm (with spermicide) 6 18
Cervical Cap 6 18
Withdrawal 4 18
Periodic abstinence 1 -9 20
Spermicide alone 3 21
Vaginal Sponge
Used before childbirth 6 18
Used after childbirth 9 28
No method 85 85
Source: Trusseil etal;Obstet Gyncol 76:558, 1990

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