no ie love song of Ai Accusatory, indignant and "right, "Jack Kevorkian's attorney pens himself into history By DARCY LOCKMAN id - after no o n Friday and a W e s t Bloomfield reporter is on the phone to attorney Geoffrey Nels Fieger. Dr. Jack Kevorkian, Fieger's client and friend for the last four years, * has just moved to the west-side Detroit suburb, and, according to the Detroit Free Press, the neighbors are wary. "What? What?" says Fieger, indignant, into the phone. "The newspaper article said what?" He listens. "I'll tell you what, I'll get Jack on the phone." Fieger puts the reporter on hold and dials the man best known to the public as Dr. Death. "Jack, I've got a reporter on the line. I'm going to put him on. He's going to ask you how, you like your new place and you're going to answer him." He switches back to the reporter. "Pat, I've got Jack on the phone. I'm going to put him on and you can ask him how he likes living in West Bloomfield." He connects the two men with conference call and listens closely - making sure the reporter asks no additional questions, that Jack volunteers no additional information. Jack does as directed. The reporter does as directed. Fieger listens. He thanks Jack. He thanks Pat. He hangs up. He shakes his head, dismayed at the stupidity of, of everyone. "For a newspaper to insinuate that an 87-year-old woman is afraid to live near Kevorkian is an outrage, and if she really said it she ought to be ashamed of herself.". If she really said it. Fieger does not take much stock in the press. "(Dr. Kevorkian is) a kind, very intelligent, very brave physician who has been incredibly misportrayed and viciously caricaturized by certain elements in the media because they wish to impose their own moral or ethical beliefs on the rest of us. To portray him as some kind of ghoulish man obsessed with death - it's a lie," says the Detroit College of Law alumnus from behind the crowded desk in his Southfield office. decisions). One of the cases in Wayne has been dismissed; the only remaining case will be tried in Recorder's Court in mid-April - un- less the state Court of Appeals over- turns the law before then. But it's not the right to die that's being debated here. "What we're talking about is the right not to suffer," explains Fieger. That's what the issue is about for him, and he supports it as diligently as he supports his client. It is the same right not to suffer that convinced Jack Kevorkian to invent his assisted suicide machine in 1989. Kevorkian allegedly first used the machine to assist Alzheimer's victim Janet Adkins in June of 1990. Originally determined to act as his own counsel, he did not call Fieger until August of the same year. "I don't think I know what I am doing," Kevorkian said the first time he spoke to his soon-to-be lawyer. Fieger, already a nationally-known malpractice attorney (in 1982, just three years out of law school, he won the first million-dollar judgment in the nation involving misuse of anti- psychotic drugs), agreed to take the case. Today, the client and lawyer are writing medical history: Kevorkian as the doctor - Fieger as the lawyer, public relations director and general spokesperson. Spokesperson is the significant position here. Over the last four years, Fieger has virtually become Dr. Kevorkian's mouthpiece, and not only in the courtroom. Fieger's on the news; he's in the papers; he's even writing for Penthouse. Reporters don't call Kevorkian - they talk to his attorney. And Geoffrey Fieger is giving them a lot to talk about. Tall with unkempt blondish hair, feisty blue eyes and traces of a devel- oping paunch, the 43-year-old, happily married atheist has oft been criticized for his public behavior. Here are a few reasons why: Fieger has labeled former Oakland County Circuit Judge Alice Gilbert a "vile, malignant, legal luna- tic;" he has pinned a clown nose on a portrait of Oakland County Prosecutor Richard Thompson; hehascalled Gov- ANISTASIA BANICKI/DAILY enhances, not disgraces, the public's perception of his profession ("I think the public perception of me is 'hey, there's someone who really defends his client, who really stands up"'). He sees nothing wrong with his propensity toward name-calling ("'Cause I'm right"). Neither does he express fear that insertion of his flagrant personal- ity might detract from either client or cause. "Did I do something wrong?" he asks rhetorically, loudly. "Did I not defend him right? Was he not charged with first degree murder three times? Have I gotten him off? What do people want? Would they have wanted me to be some squirrel-y guy and let him get charged? "If I was standing up there like a jackass and saying things that weren't true ... One of the ways you can judge the rightness of my position is the fact that I do say these things, and nobody will go after me. If you tell the truth - if the judge is a crook, or the judge is a jackass, or he's a fool - nobody's going to stop you from telling the truth in this country are they?" But with all due respect Mr. Fieger, "jackass" is a matter of opinion, such things can't really be called truths. "Oh yes they can. (My harsh words don't worry me) 'Cause I'm right." "Right" is a critical word in the Geoffrey Fieger vocabulary, and is often no more than a black and white issue. "Some things are empirically right," he says, "The right of people to lutely right." Many disagree. Some religious groups disagree. Fieger calls them lunatics, fanatics. ("When these people inevitably step over the line and say, 'I want to decide for you because I know better than you do about your own self,' that is fanatical.") Oakland County Prosecutor Richard Thompson disagrees. Fieger calls him a fascist, a Nazi. ("Yeah, you're damn right I called Thompson a Nazi. 'Cause he fuckin' is!") Right wing religious groups and Thompson hold no fan club meetings for Fieger either. Thompson has taken legal measures to stop him and his client, going as far as to try to indict Fieger and Kevorkian's sister Margo Janus ("That's how evil this guy is. It's the typical totalitarian to go after not only the infidel, but his entire family. What did he want to get me for? I don't know. Conspiracy. Conspiracy to commit a legal act," Fieger rolls his eyes). The battle for Kevorkian and his suicide machine has been grueling; but don't let Fieger tell you he hasn't loved every minute of it. Fighting's in the family really - father Bernie Fieger, who died in 1988, was a Harvard-educated lawyer who went to Mississippi to help fight for civil rights when doing so was dangerous; mother June Fieger worked as a teachers' union organizer for more than 20 years - so the eldest son's hit song "My Sharona"). Little sister Beth Falkenstein is a writer for the NBC sitcom "Mad About You." Geoffrey himself earned a bachelor's in drama in 1974 and a master's in theater in 1976, both from the University of Michigan. A product of his schooling, Fieger comes off as, well, theatrical. The pitch of his voice rises as he moves into impassioned soliloquy. His tone drops from roar to whisper for dramatic effect. Still, he doesn't take much stock in courtroom theatrics. "No one can go into court and be an effective trial lawyer and be an actor. When I became a better lawyer was when I recognized that the best person I could possibly be in the courtroom is Geoff Fieger. The best way I can serve my clients is to be Geoff Fieger." The attention he calls to himself by just "being Geoff Fieger" suggests political aspiration, but Fieger says no way, "I can't take the pay cut." As for being a judge: "Maybe if I get a lot older and a lot more calm. I don't have a judicial temperament. The only kind of judge I'd really want to be would be a supreme court judge. A United States Supreme Court judge, where I could really exercise my intellectual prowess." Then how about a return to acting? Fieger receives offers to sell his story to television "all the time," but has so far refused them. "We've talked about who would play us. We've thought