4 - The Michigan Daily - Friday, February 11, 1994 cije £Id~r1 rm&dtIg 'To ask Europe to solve a problem like Bosnia is like asking the Junior League to disarm the Blood and Crips.' -Newsweek writer Michael Elliot on Europe's general inability to act to end the carnage in Bosnia-Herzegovina Be all 420 Maynard Ann Arbor, MI 48109 Edited and managed by students at the University of Michigan JESSIE HALLADAY Editor in Chief SAM GOODSTEIN FINr WAINESS Editorial Page Editors Unless otherwise noted, unsigned editorials reflect the opinion of a majority of the Daily's editorial board. All other articles, letters, and cartoons do not necessarily reflect the opinion of The Michigan Daily. NorthCampus Food 'U' needs to explore options for broader food choices WU4AT Th~iEY SAYo -DADDY! 11- SAYS HERE -K,4r AT M(t HIC-AN You CAM 8E ANI XTNItV'AL0e'ONE WIt I- Mi5/ FR OW ~rccAIT / ,A a' l K. GS W HAT -TT"S L I rE 4 /E. 5-4132 - - ~ CV-3.Z-'15' TO that you can be C' ow many times have students from North Campus heard this line: "I wish there was better food choice in the Com- mons?" For a good portion of the student body that works on North Campus - mainly Art, Architecture/Urban Planning, Music and Engineering students-the only places to eat lunch between classes are Little Caeser's and Wok Express. This limiting choice is some- thing that, unfortunately, North Campus stu- dents have to face every day of their young college lives. Yes, there is a cafeteria upstairs in the Commons, but to eat at the 'cafe' takes longer than most students have time for, and it is only open between 11:30 and 2:30 in the after- -moon. Bursley has a dorm cafeteria, but it is °inadequate for students who need to eat-and- Yun. Forstudentswithout carswho want some- thing quick, that leaves the two inadequate fast food restaurants in the Commons. This must change. It is not suggested that Wok Express or Little Caesar's are poor restaurants, but, let's -face it, neither is extremely nutritious. One of the responsibilities of the University, and the University community, is to provide a nutri- 1ional menu for its students. It is most unfortunate that the University has not been able to provide students on North Campus with more nutritional and healthy choices of food, like those available on Cen- tral Campus. While there is limited space available in the Commons, either that space must be betterutilized-by bringing in a new restaurant - or the cafeterias must be made more accessible. The University should take steps to ensure 'that the growing number of students who live and work on North Campus are taken care of. Unfortunately, in some areas, the services ,available to students on North Campus are -only a fraction of those available to students on Central Campus. Of course, North Campus is growing and does not serve as many students as Central Campus. Therefore it is understandable that the amount of attention given to North Cam- pus is proportional to the student population there. However, the University is increas- ingly investing resources and personnel on North Campus and logically should go for- ward with ensuring that the services and opportunities available to the student popula- tion there are on par with those on Central Campus. Food service is only one facet of that expansion. The University does have an Advisory Board for the North Campus Commons, which is open to discussion on plans for the future of the Commons. While this is encouraging, and students should use their considerable num- bers to influence policy, as of yet there are no plans for actions or reform of any kind. This Board should take up the issue of inadequate food options as soon as it can, with students playing an integral part in any discussions. While this issue may sound somewhat pe- ripheral and irrelevant to those who never venture to North Campus, it is a legitimate and pressing concern to those who spend the bulk of their time on North Campus. There should be a broader choice of food available to students, comparable to that of the MUGin the Union. Notthat Little Caeser's or Wok Express are in and of themselves inadequate establishments, but the special- ized nature of theirmenu's leaves little choice. The new choice should be healthy, offer a broad menu and be served fast. As North Campus is sure to see continual growth in the future, any action the Univer- sity makes now is certainly an investment in the future, and would be greatly appreciated by the many students who live and work there. A goodbye from An Open Letter to the Number one, he or University Community: fortunate to be a st I would like to take this University, receive opportunity to bid farewell to education, graduat the entire University on to do great thin1 community. During my stay throughout the wor here at the University, I have number two, he or, had the opportunity to meet fortunate to be a st hundreds of wonderful at the University, g people, brilliant students and the job education a great staff members. Together to people, things a, we have worked through develop one's prof some very sensitive, volatile skills and then take and emotional situations. We knowledge and ma have also lived through some to do great things t very happy and silly the world. moments. I have been very I am fortunate t happy to have been a part of staff person at the t this campus community and and most specifica definitely proud to have been member of the Dep a part of the campus law Public Safety (and enforcement effort. unofficial member As I reflect upon the eight Division of Studen and a half years, I have and the office of th concluded that there are two Students). As I leap great things that can happen to University (to beco a person while they are here, new and first Direc Lt. Baisden she can be udent at the an e, and go cgs rld. Or she can be aff person get an on s it relates nd ideas; essional e that gybe go on hroughout o have a University lly a partment of an of the t Affairs le Dean of ve the ome the tor of Campus Safety at Keen State College, in Keene, New Hampshire.) I do so with a promise to you (the University community) that I am going forth with every intent to do the best job possible in the name of "campus safety". I should share with you that I have been overwhelmed by the numerous phone calls, letters and notes from members of the campus and my colleagues throughout the country. It is amazing how fast news travels. In any event, I thank you for having allowed me to serve you as a public servant. I wish you all and the Department of Public Safety the best! Thank you! LT. VERNON L BAISDEN Department of Public Safety For Hire: One Columnist I have a gift. No, it's not my Schwarzenegger-like body, but good guess. Nor is it my uncanny ability to urinate while doing a handstand, a talent in which my family has always taken great pride. Rather, I have the power to say one thing, while meaning something completely different. Allow me to provide you with an example. The other day, a "friend" of mine came up to me and announced that he had received not one, but two job offers after he graduates. While I won't actually reveal the amount of money that hewouldbe making, suffice it to say that the jobs pay significantly more than does a Daily columnist. My response was, quite appropriately, "congratulations." What I meant, however, was "fuck you, you insolent asshole." Neat, huh? I have found that my ability is particularly useful for these kinds of people, the kinds that insist on flaunting theirbright futures in front of my face like a Deja Vu stripper does with her breasts (or so I've heard). You see, I'm one of the Clueless Ones: one of the countless students who could still legitimately become a fireman, an astronaut, or a veterinarian. In other words, you will rarely find us using a copy of The Wall Street Journal, except to line our birdcages. Oh, it's not that I haven't thought about my career path. Only my path is more like a trail. A windy trail. The kind that's filled with lots of rocks and strewn garbage. My parents are no help. They are constantly barraging me with advice, such as "think of what you enjoy doing, then just make a career of it." While this little gem of wisdom is fine for stupid people, it doesn't cut it with me. If I really wanted to pursue an occupation that I enjoyed, I would become a porn star. I can just picture my mother bragging to the neighbors: "My son just got the lead fo Romancing the Bone. He gets to have sex with eight women in the same film! My husband and I are aglow!" And I don't think that a research assistant for mind- altering drugs provides a good dental plan. Therefore, for the sake of my fellow Clueless Ones, I have provided the official Katz Guide® to the Occupations. Live it, love it, butswhatever you do, take it seriously: Lawyer. This is a good idea, because what the world really needs is another lawyer. Of course, this entails attending law school, which is fine if you enjoy pain and the security of having to live in debt until you die. Ever see The Paper Chase? 'Nuff said. 4 Doctor. This is another Occupation That Makes Mom Happy. Personally, I would love to be a doctor. It's only that I gag at the sight of blood and periodic tables. Actually I just like the idea of being referred to as"Docto Katz:"N~ml Lowly peon: "Uhh, Mr. Katz, your table is ready." Dr. K.: "It's Doctor, fool! Now hand in your resignation!" Tanya Harding reporter. If you like job security, go for this one. Male model. This job is not for everyone, especially women. Personally, I have been told numerous times that I should do this. However, the hours are too strenuous, and just once I would like tobe appreciated formy mind, rather than my body. I'm not just a piece of meat, damnit! Humorous newspaper columnist. This is great if you have no concept of how to write Detroit will host 67 International conference coincides with urban renewal P resident Clinton's important announce- M.U ment to hold the Global Jobs Meeting in Detroit next month has received extensive press coverage, prompting some to wonder what all the hype is about. Why bring del- egates from the Big Seven Democratic Pow- -ers (the G7) to Detroit of all places? The ,significance of the administration's move is fundamentally political in nature, for Clinton _owes the state of Michigan for its electoral -votes. But motives aside, this international conference can only help the city of Detroit, a city on the rebound. The negativity and cynicism of political pundits surrounding Clinton's announcement is exactly why this convention merits atten- tion, for the city presently faces a crucial time In its development. With anew mayor provid- .ng a strong sense of optimism, the time is right for change. Dennis Archer took the first step with his willingness to lay open the city kend its problems for scrutiny by the interna- ional community, but he cannot do it alone. The exposure of delegates and experts from the nation, as well as the international business community, to Detroit's situation can only serve to inspire ideas of renewal and involvement from all sources. The presence bf a jobs conference coincides nicely with the changing of the guard, implying that Detroit is not a place of decay, but a place for growth. : Significantly, the economies of several Western European cities resemble Detroit's economy in their dependence upon manufac- uring and unionized labor, one of the reasons Detroitwas chosen. Detroit provides the stark example of what happens when de-industri- alization and decentralization occurs in a large urban area without the development of other replacement professions -sounding a warning to other nations and cities that reli- ance on a single industry (read: automobiles) produces dire consequences: as unemploy- ment increases, capital decreases and decline ensues. Focusing primarily on the disturbing glo- bal problem of unemployment, the confer- ence aims to share experiences and advice amongthemembernationsoftheG7. Detroit's high unemployment rates will allow the con- vention a firsthand look at its manifestations and provides the perfect local environment for applying the convention's solutions. De- troit can only benefit from the international attention and the plethora of experts descend- ing upon Cobo next month. In addition, the selection of Detroit comes at the same time as the heralded rejuvenation of the American auto industry. The selection of Detroit reinforces the importance of the automobile in the U.S. economy, and will hopefully form the beginning of a new and improved relationship between government and industry. Clinton's emphasis on Detroit suggests a new national role for Detroit in the coming century, perhaps as a city of change and growth. Detroit's unique position in America as the Motor City lends itself to new and different solutions, and the convention pro- vides the impetus for the change, proving that there is still life within the city. Fed up with Twenge To the Daily: Over the last four years, I have probably been on of your most faithful readers. Although this is probably attributable solely to the crossword puzzle, I have read nearly every issue that you have published since 1990. Unfortunately, as of next Tuesday, this will no longer be the case. Of course, it is Tuesdays on which Jean Twenge's "Erasable Pen" column appears on your editorial page. It is because of this regrettable fact that I will not be reading your newspaper on those days. Unfortunately, Ms. Twenge's mealy- mouthed blatherings have recently become so self- congratulatory and puerile that they render one otherwise tolerably obnoxious editorial page completely unreadable. For Ms. Twenge to fault her critics for failing to recognize "subtle journalism is too miserable to be amusing." "The Erasable Pen" is to subtle journalistic insight what falling on banana peels is to subtle humor. Since I cannot, under current law, sue you for the suffering incurred when I accidentally read this column, I am going to have to walk away from your distribution bins on Tuesday mornings carrying nothing more than a carefully-removed crossword puzzle. Please convey my condolences to your advertisers. LEE RANIERI Ann Arbor resident harangued with columnists whose ideas can only be called half-baked, pointless articles, a horrid excuse for an editorial cartoonist, and information which is just plain wrong. Take, for example, your article on Oxford housing (1/24/94). Not only was this article very dull to read and not of general interest (which is rather unfortunate as it is a wonderful place to live), but people were blatantly misquoted and the most basic facts were ignored, if not trampled on. I suggest that you fire your writers and cartoonist and research your articles a touch more carefully. JOSEPH CADOTTE Engineering sophomore Clean those sidewalks, please To the Daily: Hey! I want to thank all those businesses and Ann Arbor residents on South University that consistently shovel and snow-blow their sidewalks for us, the students. Your efforts sure make getting to class easier and quicker during these blizzardy days! Thanks a bunch. You guys are totally cool (Hint, hint, Phi Delta Theta and Theta Chi)! ALAN BEAN SNRE junior Read. You'll get more out of it To the Daily: Tihis 1~ffar is in vreenna Gto those fed you by television, or the lack of interest in the Daily itself. Be it the former, then I say we engage in various topics of personal interest for growth. Yet, if it is the latter, then I must imagine that all the copies of the Daily I see strewn about the various building floors were put there as props to pantomime the like. To Joel, Eric, Todd, and yes, even Tori, I give you this: a book. Not in pretension nor arrogance, but in utter agitation with any individuals who populate the campus as students and divulge their precious spare time to such realism where only flat characters dwell. Does it not, then, become dry and tasteless? A very affront to your sensitivity as human, to watch portrayed various "types" of personality traits imbued into one character and played amongst one another for no reason other than ratings. Perhaps, I am missing something. There could be more to this and I hope to be enlightened, as I am sure I will. Yes, maybe even Dennis Denno himself should be conjured on such an occasion as this to acquire Tori to speak at commencement. If art and literature mirror our society, then television curtains that reflection and attempts to form it into its restrictive mainstream definition. Although I should not necessarily condemn a world which includes "Saved by the Bell" I should like included in that world, James, Pope, 01 . l 4 II