6- The Michigan Daily - Weekend etc. - Thursday, February 10, 1994 Not a man, By KAREN LEE Charles F. Gordon has always felt the need to express1 himself. Of course, he didn't always do it constructively.I "I was sort of a juvenile delinquent when I was a kid,"i admitted Gordon, the dramatist and University professor who is better known as OyamO. "The one thing I did like to do was read, and I was always in the highest reading i group. So at the beginning of the day, the teacher wouldW send me out into the hall, because I was causing trouble. She'd come and get me for reading, and when that was over, she'd put me right back out in the hall.1 "As far as writing is concerned, I think my fifth grade teacher was kind of an influence. She used to give us daily writing assignments; they were only supposed to be a few lines or so, but I always used to hand in a page or two. One day, (she) was handing back the papers. When she came{ to me, she said, 'You really like to write, don't you?' I answered, 'Yes, I guess I do,' and she said, 'Good.' I guess I've been writing ever since." OyamO has parleyed the respite from delinquency into a playwriting career that has lasted over 20 years. The Ohio native, who has gained status as one of the country's more prominent Black dramatists, has seen his works OyamO has parleyed the respite from delinquency into a playwriting career that has lasted over 20 years. produced in such venues as New York's Public Theatre, the Yale Repertory Theatre and Washington D.C.'s Kennedy Center. OyamO's newest project, "I Am A Man," which recently ran at New York's Working Theatre, will pre- view on April 22 at Chicago's prestigious Goodman Theatre and has also been commissioned by HBO. The play narrates the 1968 Memphis Sanitation Strike wherein Black sanitation workers struck for better pay and work- ing conditions. Ultimately, the strike became known as the prelude to the death of Martin Luther King, Jr., who had come to Memphis to march with the protesters. The result of the strike? Eight cents more per hour and recog- nition of the union. "All I really knew about the strike itself was that a man named T.O. Jones had started it," said OyamO, "I wanted to know who he was." He eventually wrote "I Am A Man" from Jones' perspective. but a play OyamO began his search for information about Jones by traveling to Memphis State University and sifting through pile after pile of information about the strike - information which included interviews, tapes and film footage. Eventually, he was able to cull enough information, including a taped interview with Jones, to craft a portrait of a passionate, stubborn man gradually stripped of his power in the union that he virtually created. OyamO is quick to point out that "this is not an accurate history." "It is based on the events of the strike," he continued. "It's a way of looking at the Civil Rights Movement from a different perspective, because this is not a monolithic polarity. Remember, the strike did not start as part of the civil rights movement but as a labor movement. The elements of the time made the strike much bigger than it started out to be." As in many of OyamO's other plays, music plays a huge part in "I Am A Man." A Bluesman follows charac- ters playing his guitar and speaking lines for the charac- ters. His creator considers the Bluesman a storyteller. "The history of Memphis is tied up with the history of Beale Street, where the play takes place," OyamO said. "Beale Street in turn was tied up with the progress of Blacks in Memphis, and with the blues. There were other Black movements centered around Beale Street, but I wanted the music because the spirit of the strikers ema- nated from the same place from which the music came. "You know, Black people's lives have been almost ruled by music. In Africa, music was the most significant part of their lives; a song was made up about everything. When Blacks came over here, they brought that heritage with them, and I wanted to capture all of that." "I Am A Man," like "The Resurrection of Lady Lester," is about a Black man whose dignity is threatened by outside forces. But don't try to label it as a "protest play." "I don't believe in protesting in my plays," OyamO declared. "I try to write out of my experiences as a Black human being, and as a human being in general. I like to examine some of4he ironies of reality, and I don't think I can be labeled as any one thing. "I believe that, as a playwright, it is important to be unafraid, to look at life and experience and to be honest about it and what you're saying. I don't think I can save the world, but I may give a perspective that is different enough to make people think about things. Ijust want to be a better writer, to write a better play each time." Charles F. Gordon (better known as OyamO) has found success as a playwright, most recently with "I Am A Man." U U 215 . Ann 995- (up State St. Arbor DEAD stairs) Forget Al Gore and Bill Clinton: re-elect FDR Sometime around when I was born, people lost faith in the Presidency. There were several factors, in addi- tion to my birth, that contributed to ,41Z" Darts + Dart Supplies \ Large selection Free Flights w/every Purchase of Darts 44 this sense of fallen leadership. By the early'70s, presidents had managed in quick succession to die (Kennedy), cause others to die (Johnson), and die of embarrassment (Nixon). So I would like to pose the follow- ing question: how can we restore the nation's faith in our once noble and mighty oval office? Not that Clinton isn't doing a great job; he is, as far as I know (I haven't read a newspaper in about a year). So the question re- mains. What man might take America on his shoulders and piggy-back ride us back to a belief in our powers to govern and improve ourselves? The answer: Franklin Delano Roosevelt. Now, there is an obvious problem associated with the re-elec- tion of Franklin Delano Roosevelt: he has already served more than two terms. However, I think we can make an exception for this experienced can- didate. FDR was a man who truly understood the meaning of the word leadership. "It means," he once said, "you know, like being in command." Furthermore, it suffices to say that we do not want a president who will die on us like the previous ones. And FDR would never do that to us - he is already dead. There are a number of advantages to having a corpse for a president. First and foremost, it would lower the bureaucratic costs associated with the presidency itself. The need for secu- rity staff attending the president would be drastically reduced, since he could not under any circumstances be as- sassinated. We should probably keep a few guys watching the president, because if you just leave him lying around, some dogs might eat him. Many people don't realize how many of their tax dollars go to the upkeep of the lavish Airforce One. Rumor has it that Airforce One is equipped with a hot tub, movie the- ater, indoor track and flying robot birds that kill on command. Our president's Airforce One wouldn't contain any of that stuff. It wouldn't even be a plane. With a minute staff of There are a number of advantages to having a corpse for a president... it would lower the bureaucratic costs associated with the presidency itself. two or three paleontologists, the Presi- dent could be disassembled, wrapped in foam rubber and shipped Federal Express. Also, as I'm sure you've noticed, presidents can get a little rowdy. They've been known to do things like start wars, deregulate the airlines, puke at important dinners and throw gar- bage out the window of their hotel rooms at passers-by on the street. (Incidentally, Dwight Eisenhower loved to eat garbage). Instead, our president would be calm and silent. We could even call him names like, "Hey, corpse" or "You dead chump" and all he could do is say nothing. Perhaps this has not convinced you. Perhaps I have not been able to bring to life for you the advantages of a dead president. For that reason I have prepared simulated press cover- age of a presidential day that should show you in real images how great a dead president would be: This morning at nine a.m. the Presi- dent met with Russian President Boris Yeltsin to discuss increasing U.S. aid to the struggling Russian economy. The President emerged from his con- ference with Mr. Yeltsin looking un- x well. He was unkempt, tired and ap- parently his face has fallen off. Re- ports indicate that Mr. Yeltsin's face has also fallen off. After the meeting the President was rushed to his private gymnasium where he met former President Ronald Reagan for a game of one-on-one basketball. After an intense and physi- cal hour-long game, in which neither man stirred from his prone position on the floor of the basketball court, former President Reagan came away with a 2-0 victory. It is uncertain as to how the two points were scored. Former President Reagan, who had been lying on his face and drooling throughout the contest, said afterward, "Ow, my face." The President next proceeded to a press conference which he arranged in order to counter accusations that he was "unenthusiastic," "lifeless" and "a putrefying, repulsive corpse." Questions were asked on a variety of issues, but the President, in what many analysts consider a major public rela- tions gaffe, remained stony on all of them. Exasperated protesters outside caused a small scare for the President when they managed to rip his head off and toss it into moving traffic where it was crushed under moving vehicles. So that's how it would be. It is time for us to divest ourselves of old prejudlices against the abilities of dead people. Re-elect FDR. CHICANO HSTORY WEEK 1994 Dedicated to the Memory of Cesar Chavez Viva La Causa ! Next semester, broaden your horizons with Beaver College. You can intern in London, ponder Peace Studies in Austria, cycle to class in Oxford or study Spanish in Mexico. You can ;even stop by acafe in Vienna or explore a Greek isle. We ;also have a wide variety of university programs in the U.K. ,and Ireland. For over 30 years, Beaver College has been :sending students abroad for the experience of their lives. Now it's time for yours. Tuesday, February 8th: DIALOGUE Chicano/a identity and Intergroup Relations Within the Latino Community 7:00 pm Trotter House - 1443 Washtenaw Ave. Facilitated by Anne Martinez - Homemade Mexican food will be provided Friday, February 11th: POETRY READING Carlos Cumpian Director of the Movimiento Artistico Chicano Abrazo Press, Author of Coyote Sun RauI Nino Chicano Poet, Author of Breathing Light 7:00 pm Kuenzel Room, Michigan Union Question and answer period following reading - Their books available at discount prices! E }. Saturday, February 12th:; iEL BAILE !. DANCE LIVE BAND - GRUPO ALDACO The jam of the Year - Don't miss it!! 9:00 pm Michigan League Ballroom Tickets Available at Ticket Master, Michigan Union r, m -=