RTS 'Romeo' shows that year holds surprises By MICHAEL THOMPSON Oohh ...1993 was a great year. Harrison Ford finally came back while Arnold received the death he deserved. Spielberg managed to be himself and then beyond himself at the same time. So is it any doubt that we all have great expectations for'94? Aren't we all waiting with baited breath for the next great revisionist western or, perhaps, revisionist film noir thriller? Well look no further because-al- * L ready in the second month of the new Romeo is Bleeding year we have "Romeo is Bleeding," the most entertaining new film noir Written by Hila; Henkin directed since "After Dark My Sweet." by Peter Medak; with Gary Gidman, "Romeo" has sex, violence, intrigue, Lena Olin and Juliette Lewis. Rmo a evoecmrge mass confusion and plenty of laughs. It's just what a smart audience needs and deserves. The plot is not all that new. Boy meets girl. Girl turns out to be very evil. Girl sets up boy. Boy usually takes the fall, but can also die trying to kill the girl or even escape scott-free. The latter rarely happens and has to be outrageous to be believed. Yeah, the plot sounds pretty sexists and back in the '40s it probably was, but in'the '90s it's clear who's on top. Director Peter Medak is in top form with "Romeo." One of his previous works of genius, "The Krays," suggested his ability to create violence without exploiting it. "Romeo" has plenty of violence in it, but it never becomes the highlight of the film. Thanks to everyone involved, violence becomes inte- grated into the story and characters with disturbing credibility. Oldman is the perfect film noir anti-hero. He's only a few steps above deserving what he's getting. And he keeps getting it from everybody in the film. Although the voice-overs at the beginning feel sort of hokey, they suddenly take a sharp turn as our main character "gets ahead of himself." The subtle and humorous way that the screenwriter and director challenge our notions of narrative are witty and slick. Just as Quentin Tarantino toyed with the idea of seriously messing with narrative structure, "Romeo" gives us everything with a little more subtlety. And the film suffers nothing at all. In fact, the bizarre, almost calm way that violence is shown, makes it hard not to let a little laugh out every now and then. Sure, it may be nervous laughter at first, but it's genuine before the first reel ends. And there are plenty of little touches of humor here and there. , As with most good and even great films, the little touches are the sprinkles on the frosting - a guy in a wheelchair, a toe, a trail of drool gleaming in the light, and watching a woman get out of car. All of these and more come together and you'll laugh whether you want to or not. The show, however, is stolen whenever Lena Olin walks onto the screen. This woman is badder then bad and she loves being that way. Unlike most noir thrillers it usually takes a little while to figure out that the woman is actually conniving and perhaps evil, "Romeo" waste no time and insults no one's intelligence. She's bad and we all know it and love it. And we know that if we were in Oldman's positions, we'd gladly be doing the same thing. After a good year, it's great to see that perhaps the new year holds a few more surprises. And with a little blood here, a little intrigue there and laughs at every possible turn, "Romeo is Bleeding" is hard to beat. ROMEO IS BLEEDING is playing at Showcase. Getting to know Rodan and their favorte veg es The Might ihyBstnseioietetu at ad intti ht iete wy Bosstones ska hyMgt osoe ptmzetetu at ad inthi ho ierhmway into m-a jrs By BRIAN GNATT They came from Boston and they're bad in plaid. There really is no way to describe the Mighty Mighty Bosstones. "A good rock 'n' roll band, maybe," lead singer Dicky Barrett suggested. "We let other people cat- egorize us." So how do you categorize The Mighty Mighty Bosstones? Hard-core ska is a good description, but the best would probably be "unique." The eight-man Bostonian band has the typical guitar, bass, drums and vo- cals, but add two saxophones, a trom- bone and a "Bosstone" and you get a very different product than the typi- cal "rock 'n' roll band." "The ska from the late '70s and early '80s are very important to us," bassist Joe Gittleman said. "The Spe- cials, Bad Manners, English Beat, Madness and stuff like that is shit I grew up listening to. But at the same time we were all listening to punk rock, so it's all important to us. Early hard-core is very important and hard rock too-AC/DC, Motorhead. Some of the guys are more into jazz and that's starting to play a slightly larger part in the big picture." Another way the Bosstones have created an image for themselves is with the way they dress. Go to a concert, and all you see is plaid. The band is wearing plaid and many of the fans are wearing plaid - sport jack- ets, pants, bow ties, hats, anything that is plaid. "It was really nothing more than a cheap gimmick when we first started," Gittleman said. "We were terrible, and we wanted to offend people with sight as well as sound, so we just dressed in tacky clothes. Dicky started it, and it just kept. It's just something we like to do." . One of the Bosstones' most im- pressive aspects are their exceptional live shows. After touring for almost four years straight, the band has per- fected what the concert experience should be. The thrilling and vigorous atmosphere of the performers and fans make their concerts unsurpassable. "We get on stage, go crazy for an hour, and that's it," Barrett said. To help get fans pumped and re- ally into the show, band member Ben Carr has the job "Bosstone." He dances, jumps, dives and also sings some back-up vocals. So is Ben the luckiest guy in rock 'n' roll? "Ben wasjust a pal, and was a roadie for us, and we wanted to bring him along. So, we just kind of created his role," Gittleman said. "Ben is the second luckiest. The luckiest is actually the bass player from Nirvana. Krist Novoselic is just kind of a goof." One major problem the Bosstones have with their concerts is the style of crowd control many venues employ. "We feel like no one should have to tell anybody how to behave if they are paying money to get into a show," Gittleman stated. "The club feels dif- ferently obviously, and maybe under- standably, for insurance reasons or whatever, but we don't like to see it. We feel bad if someone breaks their leg at our show, but they knew what they were getting themselves into. I feel worse when I see a bouncer beat- ing the shit out of somebody." The Bosstones' most recent al- bum, "Don't Know How to Party," made them the first American ska artist signed on a major label. Switching from Taang! Records to Mercury was the toughest decision they were ever forced to make as a band. "We were scared, but it worked out to be for the best," Barrett said. "We always want to be an indepen- dent band and we have completely independent hearts. We were afraid of the big rock 'n' roll machine. Mer- cury allowed us the creative freedom we needed and asked for." With plans to start recording again in the spring, the Bosstones have been writing several new songs. "The mu- sic is always going to be similar," Gittleman claimed. "From 'Devil's Night Out' to our last record, I think (the music is) similar because you can never lose influences. It will evolve, but will never be a drastic change. It's all from real life. It's nothing too deep or overly political. It deals with social issues we feel affected by and it talks about friends we have or experiences that we've had. We just try to write stuff that we like, and keep it interest- ing and short." Are The Mighty Mighty Bosstones successful? "We don't have to work day jobs," said Barrett. "It's a lot more successful than a working class kid like myself thought possible. I don't have to pound nails at this present time. It all depends; you take your successes and your victories one at a time, and so far everything has gone good with us. We're happy as a band, I know that." THE MIGHTY MIGHTY BOSSTONES will play February 10 at St. Andrew's Hall in Detroit. Call 961-MELTfor ticket info. By JOSH HERRINGTON "Kosher punk rock." In the words of Rodan's bassist/singer Tara Jane O'Neil, this is the term which keeps some bands merrily from the buzz bin, "alternative asphyxiation" delin- eating commercial punk. If nothing else, this Louisville menage remains on the fringe (or some may say cut- ting edge) of punk's modern evolu- tion. Most of the indie audience were introduced to O'Neil, drummer Kevin Coultas and guitar/vocalists Jason Noble and Jeff Mueller through a delightful instrumental called "Darjeeling," which appeared on the seven-inch "Inclined Plane" along with the likes of Tsunami, Superchunk and Unrest. It seems as though Rodan is quite fond of indulging Sonic Youth-style instrumental tumult, as songs like "Bible SilverCorner"offoftheirsoon- to-be-released album "Rusty" sug- gest. When asked about this inclina- tion, Tara responded with, "I don't think that much about it at all. I just happen to write things that stay in- strumental. Sometimes words de- tract." Jason's comment on the issue was simply that, as the brevity of the statement suggests, "words should be used sparingly, only when you need them." Rodan has only been around for a couple years; "Rusty" is their debut album. Jason and Jeff were originally members of a rap/rock group named King G and the J Crew. Tara added, "they still are extraordinary rappers." They picked up Kevin and Tara and joined the Louisville music scene along with "a lot of people playing in their basements." Obscurity may reign, but who says you have to be from Chapel Hill to make good punk anyway? As could be expected, when asked what inspired them to enter the music ranks, a variety of names were men- tioned. For Jason, "early to late" (what?) Police and Foreigner's "Hot Blooded" circulated the creative juices, but for Kevin it was Waylon Jennifigs' "Greatest Hits" that made him want to make some noise. Al- though Tara chose Grace Slick as her inspiration, she realized her calling listening to "Eight Days a Week." "I got a new tape thing for Christmas, and I taped the song over and over and over for like 30 minutes." After all the preliminary back- ground stuff, the band was eager to get down and dirty and talk about what vegetable they would like to be and why. Jason happily selected the leek, adding that "It's not as abrasive as a vidalia." Kevin chose the mush- room, because he's "into psychedelics (said with much bemused laughter) ... like those black-light glow post- ers." Tara admitted, "I'm pretty unde- cided. I want to be cheese, but I can't be cheese. Ithinkl'mjustgonnaleave it at that." These ramblings might not speak too directly about their musicianship, but that you can find out yourself this Wednesday. If you're looking for some fine punk cacophony, stuff your ears with cotton and check them out, or support independent labels and buy "Rusty" when it comes out in March. RODAN will be opening for Rocket From the Crypt on Wednesday at the Michigan Union Ballroom. Tickets are $6.50 and the doors open at 8p.m. I q Arts is looking for writers in Fine Arts, Books and Theater. Call Nima or Melissa at 763-0379 for info. Sweat. Anxiety. Time ticking away... 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