0 0 0 0 0 112 U~hen you were eight and wore Dino pajamas, The Flint- stones were really hip. By the time you got to college, you probably thought you'd outgrown them both. Well, don't count on the folks in Hollywood thinking so. And don't think for a moment they're above exploiting those lovable childhood characters to make a buck. Next summer, Fred and his gang will be yabba-dabba-dooing to theaters across the country. And in case you haven't outgrown the Brady clan, or aren't tired of the Christmas reunions, kiss-and-tell book, spoof play, Sunshine Day albums and talk show appearances, you can expect to see them at your local cinema before long as well. What's up with the TV shows that never die? The Flintstones and The Brady Bunch follow Star Trek, Dragnet, The Fugitive, Dennis the Menace, The Addams Family, Wayne's World and The Beverly Hillbillies as some of the latest popular TV concepts to make the transition to the silver screen. And even though you may not want to admit it, people are watching this stuff. (You know who you are.) According to Lynn Spigel, an associ- ate professor of critical studies at the U. of Southern California's School of Cinema-Television, shows like The Beverly Hillbillies provide a sense of shared history in a world of alienating circumstances. Spigel, author of Make Room for TV, also says the regeneration of these shows eventually forms a "new cultural literary." "People really do relate through this stuff," she says. On other words, you'd be laughed out of college if you couldn't snap your fin- gers to The Addams Family theme song (da-na-na-na, snap snap, da-na-na-na, snap snap) or sing the lyrics to The Beverly Hillbillies ("Come 'n' listen to my story 'bout a man named Jed... "). And the film industry counts on just that kind of familiarity, knowing it can mean big bucks. The first Addams Family flick made more than $110 mil- lion and raked in $14.5 million the week it opened. It's not surprising that it spawned a sequel - and already there's talk of a third. Soon, even the most dubious TV show will get its own picture deal By Anne Bergman, DailyTrojan, U. of Southern California Screenwriter Paul Rudnick, who worked on the first Addams Family film and wrote the sequel, says, "I think there's a sense of familiar characters. I also think there's a certain reason the Addams Family have endured through the cartoon family, through the TV shows and through the film. They're icons, part of the culture." Jill Young, a senior at the College of William and Mary and a big fan of the Addams family, watched the first movie several times. "I liked the movie better than the series," she says. "It was more current, in color and more three- dimensional." Even Kevin Connolly, the 19-year- old who plays Morgan Drysdale in The Beverly Hillbillies movie, says when moviemakers get their hands on the shows from his night-light days, he gets sucked in by his own curiosity. "As far as The Hillbillies is concerned, I didn't really watch them growing up because that was a little before my time," he says. "But I watched Batman." And he watched The Flintstones. "I actually want to see The Flintstones [movie] because I want to see how the cast looks. Is John Goodman a good Flintstone? That's what I'm interested in seeing," Connolly says. Universal Pictures is banking on both baby boomers and Generation Xers to fork over big bucks for a peek at the new and improved, live-action Bedrock. Along with Goodman as Fred, The Flintstones stars Elizabeth Perkins (Wilma), Rosie O'Donnell (Betty) and Rick Moranis (Barney). And according to producer Bruce Cohen, the movie offers dialogue for adults, sets and props that capture the essence of the original cartoon, and even an Industrial Light and Magic Dino (from the special effects folks who brought you Jurassic Park). Plus, he says it will have a wide- range appeal. "Everyone knows the Flintstones," he says. Retreading successful ideas is certain- ly not a new trend in entertainment. The evolution dates back farther than some might guess - even farther than prehistoric Bedrock. Consider this: Fred and Wilma are loosely based on the characters in the 1950s television series The Honeymooners. Both Dennis the Menace and The Addams Family began as car- toons and comic strips. And Batman and Superman leapt from comic book pages into radio, movie and television before finally landing in feature films. And you can expect even more resur- rections in the future. The Love Boat soon will be making another run, as will Lassie, The Little Rascals, and, in January, that all-time favorite Car 54, Where Are You? (which will star none other than Al Lewis, known to you as Grandpa from The Munsters). Touchstone is even mak- ing a movie about Pat, that androgy- nous character of Saturday Night Live fame. But is there a danger to all this rehashing? What if some of us have just plain matured past the appeal of Uncle Fester and Elly May? Stephanie Evans, a freshman at Pepperdine U., says, "I think they should let those sitcoms from the '70s die because they were good and not try to revive them again because it become trendy. Too moth of a good thing can be bad." Even Connolly, who is profiting from the trend, admits, "It's going toget old pretty quick." And when it does, then what? When they run out of '70s shows, will studios green light a live action Ren and Stimpy or Beavis and Butt-head? Well, yes. As a matter of fact, the Beavis and Butt-head project is already underway. "Beavis and Butt-head the movie?" Connolly asks incredulously. "Wow, I think that I'll probably have to go see that." U A closer look I am writing about the article "Student races to find donor for miracle match" in the December 1993 issue. In this article, there is the statement that a bone marrow transplant is the only chance a leukemia patient has to survive. This is not true. Many victims of leukemia sur- vive without the need of a transplant. I commend U. Magazine for addressing this issue, but make sure all your facts are straight before making such broad statements about a complex issue. Sharon R. Boyle, graduate stu- dent, East Carolina U. + Egg on their faces After reading the article about the sorority sisters at U. of North Texas [U. Magazine, December 1993], I was dumbfounded. THAT'S what they call hazing? OK, so maybe the paddling part was a bit rough, but eggs? Eggs are even good for your hair, for Christ's sake! And forc- ing them to eat hot peppers? SO WHAT??? IT'S FOOD!!! Please, just because these sisters wanted to have a little clean fun is no reason to give them $500 fines, much less a jail sentence! I sincerely feel bad for the five sisters convicted, but I truly pity the court members who sentenced them. They deserve rotten eggs in m book. Lis Barbiero, freshman, Dartmouth College 4* Criminal record check I was nearly dismayed after having read your article in December's issue concerning St. Augustine's College's policy of conducting criminal background checks of its applicants. St. Augustine's is, I would assume, a private school, and by all means has the right to conduct said checks with little fear of legal intervention. However, I would like to think that if a government-funded school were to adopt such a policy, it would be shot down with great expedience by the courts. Would it not serve a great The Campus Dialogue 35 'YEARS AGO IN ARKANSAS,,, qTim--rOEOs oUG 'WAf KPEW BLL. FLK FAR TATB}Y01WN TG ! All Jon Nilsen, The Minnesota Daily, U.of Minnesota injustice to the principles of the university itself to disal- low an individual the opportunity to make something bet- ter of him/herself? Is this not what the intent of education is? Brian Patrick, sophomore, Eastern Illinois U. 4* Cyberreaction I appreciate the fact that you are enlightening the col- lege masses by covering subjects such as cyberspace and the cyberculture [U. Magazine, November 1993]. However, those of us who have known about cyberspace and have used it for many years find that many of the media seem to have "jumped on the bandwagon." All we - the cyber-enthusiasts - ask is that the media back off for once. If everybody were to find out about cyberspace, it would be choked. John Patrick, junior, U. of Oklahoma 4* We're not losers In regards to "Surfing the Information Superhighway" [U. Magazine, November 1993], I must say that I am dis- appointed and offended by the negative way you depicted COVER PHOTO: ADAM BAKER, WASHINGTON STATE U., VANCOUVER Northwest Missouri State U. I cannot deny that many students have failed classes because of the Electronic Campus, but that would be inherent to any university that offered a similar service. Of all the references to schools in that article, only the one referring to Northwest was negative in context. I truly hope that the size of our university had nothing to do with the decision to portray us as losers. I do hope it was just ignorance on the part of the author of the piece and the editor who presumably proofread it. In the future, please take care to understand what you are talking about before your rag goes to print. (Aside from that offense, I did enjoy the article, though.) J. Phillip Koebbe, junior, Northwest Missouri State U. -4*. PC has not gone too far I am writing in response to the October 1993 edition's opinion poll ["Has political correctness gone too far?"], with regards to Conja Summerlin of the U. of Missouri. You say that you find it offensive that you have to call your neighbor African-American. Well, I find it offensive that you wouldn't want to call him just that. For a brief bit of history, you must remember that your ancestors robbed Africans of their land, history, name and religion. They were brought to America to be slaves and nothing else. Now that we know our history, it is politically cor- rect to call a black person African-American. We are African because Africa is where our ancestors were stolen from, and we are American because we choose to live and pay taxes here. Furthermore, if you desire to be called European- American, fine, no one says you cannot. However, please do not take hostility toward people who have chosen to find what was lost. Vianesa Penn, freshman, Grambling State U. continued next page U-MAIL: Address your correspondence to Letters to the Editor, U. Magazine, 1800 Century Park East, Suite 820, Los Angeles, CA 90067; fax it to (310) 551-1659 or E-mail to umag@Owell.sf.ca.us. All Senders: Include your name, year, school and phone number for verification. Internet users should also include permission to reprint their submission. Letters should be 200 words or less. U. reserves the right to edit submissions for length and clarity. Do you think Clinton is doing a good job? Calls: 931 From: 210 campuses Yes: 282 No: 649 "No, I do not feel that Mr. Clinton is doing a good job. I think that he's trying hard, but he's trying to please every single person who lives in the United States and he needs to just consider trying to please the majority and also try to limit the num- ber of topics he wants to cover at one time." Larry Minton, sophomore, U. of Tennessee Oinion 1.011 Whereare You?(abe the relics being res "Yes. He conveys a sense of authority, knowledge and passionate concern. Finally, after 12 years of neglect, a presi- dent who will listen to the American peo- ple and try to the best of his ability to meet their needs." Shane Merrill, junior, U. of Alabama, Birmingham "I think it's impossible for him to do a good job only because his staff is way too young. What he needs is experience." Kevin Morra, freshman, George Washington U. "No. Most of the ideas he supported dur- ing his campaign, he's come out against or denies he ever supported them. He should be sued for violating a contract that was signed and sealed when those confused people out there voted him into office." Brittany Naujok, junior, U. of Wisconsin, Milwaukee "No. I think it's one thing to compromise on issues and completely different to flip your position on the issues to please peo- ple." Warren Cheets, senior, Wichita State U. "Definitely. He has promised to help stu- dents with the National Service Plan and he has kept to that promise. He's also guaranteed civil rights not only for the majority groups but also minority groups who deserve just as much consideration as anyone else." Heather McCarthy, fresh- man, U. of California, Riverside "Thumbs down to the most powerful man in the world, who will not use that power to get anything done here at home. I'm not expecting miracles, but I am expecting a decent effort and maybe a little progress on the domestic side of the fence." Simon Bouie, junior, U. of LaVerne Do you teei sate on campus? 'The U.-Views Opinion Poll is a sampling of comments from college students across the country. The toll-free number invites responses to questions posed to students each month in the pages of U. The poll is not scientfic, and percentages are tigured on verhal responses received each month. 22 " u. 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