01 ARTS The Michigan i September 10, 1993 Page 16 Boxing Helena' becomes lifeless 0 ByDAVID SHEPARDSON In a muted effort to create a meta- phr for the objectification of women, Jennifer Lynch directs a feature that sells out for the benefit of movie-goers ii)cenoga Park and in the process cre- ates an ill-constructed and arguably misogynist film. Boxing Helena Directed by Jennifer Lynch; with $herilyn Fenn, Julian Sands and Art Parfunkel. "Boxing Helena" depicts the story of Dr. Nick Cavanaugh (Julian Sands), the son of a doctor and a man obsessed by Helena, played by Sherilyn Fenn of "Twin Peaks" fame. After a brief and all-too unsatisfactory relationship, the two part ways. Nick, unable to get over Helena, pursues her with the cunning of a voyeuristic sixth grader in heat. He moves into his recently deceased mother's home and proceeds to throw a party for Helena who shows up only to take abath in the fountain in front of all the guests and taunt Nick by picking up the first man that speaks to her. Fatefully, she leaves her pocketbook at Nick's home. She calls him to come to the airport with her purse (Helena is conveniently leaving for Mexico for an indeterminate amount of time). But here's the rub, Nick takes her address book out of the purse so they head home to retrieve it. After yet another unrealistic lunch scene, Helena storms out of the house only to get hit by a rusting pick-up truck. The director cuts to the hospital days later where the staff is debating the whereabouts ofNick, the chief surgeon. And then, we see the leg-less Helena recovering, minus blood, distress or dis- pleasure. Later in the film, after "misbe- having" Nick cuts her arms off, with surprisingly little anger. But the final hour and a half of the film is a dream. Concerned that the movie would be misinterpreted or taken too literally, Lynch tacks on a hastily made ending that satisfies no one and is completely inconsistent with the rest of the film. Concerned that the movie would be misinterpreted messages. Instead of learning to love and be loved by women through his mutilation of Helena, Nick is in essence telling himself everything through his dream of Helena (which includes a dream within a dream). The dream is noteworthy in that Helena tells Nick in no uncertain terms how to have sex with a woman "cor- rectly." After watching Nick with an- other woman practicing her advice, she eventually begs Nick to have sex -and goes so far as to urge her would-be rescuer to cease and let Nick continue. If the intentof the film was to deliver the message of man's caging of woman and treating them as possessions, it misses the mark. "Boxing Helena" has already been protested in England and attacked by the British press as "anti- woman." The audience responds most favorably to the scenes of Helena with- out limbs, rather than empathize with her plight. Compared to her famous father David, which is noted for imaginative cinematography, the younger Lynch's "Boxing Helena" is poorly staged and leaves much to be desired, save a neo- Wellesian caged bird flapping its wings. In the final analysis, "Boxing Hel- ena" strives to join the "Eraserhead/ Elephant Man/Twin Peaks" cadre of avant garde Lynch features and falls miserably short. "Boxing Helena is playing at the Star John R theatre in Troy before coming to campus cinemas later this month. -a U -U Ll JAI ( ann arbor civic theatre mainstage productions Dresents. .. . L. 1 frArt: aCouncil Michigan Cucl h e --/ \fo rt n .. L' Cultural Affairs a play by Larry Shue Directed by Charles Jackson ptember 15-18, 1993 at 8 p.m. Saturday Matinee at 2 p.m. idelssohn Theatre3 tation, please call 971-AACT- September 13, Call 763-1065. or taken too literally, Lynch tacks on a hastily made ending that satisfies no one and Is completely inconsistent with the rest of the film. Dreams are from one perspective: thedreamer's. Butin this "dream," long and involved scenes between other char- acters that Nick does not have knowl- edge of in the movie are "dreamed" by him. It would seem impossible for it all to have been a less than six hour dream. So in making this change, Lynch radically changes the film'smany mixed Bightness Falls Jay Mclnerney Vintage Press Russell and Corrine Calloway looked justSTUNNED after they heard the crash of the stock market-- and of their lives. Sigh. Jay McInerney ("Bright Lights, Big City"), in his latest novel, "Brightness Falls," treats the late '80s as a drama with epic proportions. Enter our hero, Russell Calloway. Midwestbom. EastCoasteducated. Up- and-coming publisher who feeds on the '80s take-over frenzy and attempts to buy out his employer so he will be able to publish novels and poetry laden with socialconsciousness. Hemisses the irony of his sell-out of idealism to capitalism. Enter his wife, Corrine Calloway. Rich girl. Met Russell at college. Fell in love with his best friend. (Pay attention to this plot line. It has the most potential of being rewarding.) Decided to get out of the apartment and get a job as a stockbroker. McInerney's pair adds up to be a stereotypical power-grabbing male and his over-sensitive wife. Their high-so- ciety (now-trite) New York lifestyle is juxtaposed with slivers of the lives of a homeless man, very rich friends, a DonaldTrump-esque financial manipu- lator and a gossip columnist. Well, every book needs a writer and McInerney makes sure our publishing hero gets his. Enter the best-friend and drugged doppleganger, Jeff, who haunts our beautiful couple. Jeff's character embodies the ro- mantic idealization of writers as people who must destroy themselves to create serves to critique the free-wheeling atti- tude of investment bankers and businesspeople. Russell knows he's not living up to his dreams of poetic exist- ence. Corrine knows being a stockbro- ker is a cop-out. And they both know (almost) that Jeff's self-destructive lifestyle isn't the ideal either. The predictable maturity comes with thepredictable end. Russell and Corrine survive their period of estrangement from each other and tentatively reach foreach other once again. Jeff's lifestyle leads him to die the death that holds no poetic justice - AIDS. McInerney grasps for the spirit that was the junk-bond spree of the '80s and almost reaches it. His characters long to break into three dimensions, butremain flat. 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