ARTS 'Piano' typifies latest film style 0 By CAMILU FUNTECILLA Ada (Holly Hunter) is sent away by her father to the New Zealand bush, a lush jungle that grows on a carpet of thick gray mud, to marry aman she has never met. Thousands of miles from her Scot- tish home, she has only her daughter Flora (Anna The Piano Written and directed by Jane Campion; with Holly Hunter, Harvey Keitel and Sam Neill. Paquin) and her piano as reminders of her happy first marriage, the tragic end of which took not only her husband but also her ability to speak as well. When her husband-to-be Stewart (Sam Neill) arrives at the beach where Ada and Flora await, he declares that the piano cannot be carried back to his home due to the treacherous terrain of the bush. Baines (Harvey Keitel), a white man living among the Maori natives, claims the piano and has it transported to his home. There he employs Ada as his teacher, promis- ing to return her instrument if he gets a lesson for every key on the piano. Ada soon discovers that these lessons entail more than she expected, as she finds herself caught in a dangerous triangle of passion and deception from which there is no certain escape. Unlike most recent period films, Jane Cam- pion works from her own original script. Uncon- strained by the modesty of Victorian literature, she lets her characters' instincts run free, creating a profound turmoil in the structure of the rigid British society that houses them. Campion very deftly enhances and broadens the turmoil that Ada's unconventionality initiates by exploring the conflict between the laxity of the Maori people, willing to joke about sex and the stiffness of the 'paheka' British colonizers. Ada finds herself caught between these two cultures, inside a void that only Baines shares with her. He doesn't belong and neither does she. She is untamed, stark in appearance and manner and hardly ever smiles. An unlikely heroine, and yet she is immensely appealing because of her status as a stranded outsider. She is completely devoid of falsity and seems to have grabbed hold of the universal Truth, which she channels obsessively through her piano. There's a hint of Lucy Honeychurch (A Room with a View) here. Baines perceives the suppressed passions within her by watching her play, and attempts to bring them out into the physical world. He wants both her and her voice, which speaks from the keyboard of her piano. Stewart is too far behind to keep up;,the only language he knows is that of convention, making him baffled by the moods of his wife. But Cam- pion doesn't make him two-dimensional; he suf- fers greatly, because all he was taught that is proper is challenged by his marriage. He wants to give her what she wants, but it's too late for him to learn anew. The environment of the bush helps to feed this sense of imprisonment, and yet is also liberating in its beauty. It seems impossible that in such a fantastic setting the most romantic and wild de- sires might not be triggered. Holly Hunter.absorbs the character of Ada and gives her so much life on screen that words are virtually unnecessary. Considering the limited forms of expression available to her, it is admi- rable how intense her presence is. Since she hardly ever smiles, when she chooses to do so the trans- formation of her face and being is astounding and doubly powerful. And Hunter's piano skills are to say the least enrapturing. Flora (Anna Paquin), her daughter and confidant, creates both an ap- palling and endearing child who holds her own in this cast of giants. Although it is principally Ada's story, Neill's torment as Stewart is grippingly vivid. Keitel, meanwhile, creates for Baines a very effective mix of primitivism and modernity that is humor- ous, deep, rugged and noble. Along with Stuart Dryburgh's explosive cinematography, an orgy of light, darkness and color that never lets up, and Campion's flawless writing, "The Piano" is con- tinuing proof that in the'90s film is finally discov- ering its potential as a visual vehicle that refuses to sacrifice content. TIHE PIANO is playing at the Michigan Theater. I Give it up 'Ernest' By SCOTT PLAGENHOEF The recent trend of rehashing old television programs into film in the absence of creativity is poor enough, ~ -yet the rehashing of old television commercials into movies? For the fifth time, familiar adver- tisement character Ernest P. Worrell Ernest Rides Again Written and directed by John Cherry; with Jim Varney. is the namesake of a major motion picture. What began as an obnoxious, bumpkin neighbor to some poor guy named Vern, hocking everything from milk to furnaces with his exagger- ated, teethy grin and his asinine catch phrase, "Know wut I mean," has es- calated into an all-out assault on that which is right with the world. In the past Ernest went to camp, ' went to jail, saved Christmas and was scared stupid. This time "Ernest Rides Again." The film curiously and for abso- lutely no sane reason is preceded by the Mr. Bill short, "Mr. Bill goes to Washington." As the title implies good ol' Bill is elected President and, in a daring de- parture from the old "Saturday Night Live" Mr. Bill format, proceeds to be squashed by various items for four or five minutes. Such extraordinarily In "Rides Again," Ernest continues to play up the redneck Gilligan routine, clumsily causing trouble wherever he goes. clever wit would be difficult for most films to follow, but not "Ernest." In "Rides Again," Ernest contin- ues to play up the redneck Gilligan routine, clumsily causing trouble wherever he goes. Ernest continues his delusionary fantasies, this time acting out the part of IndianaJones, as he and feeble history Professor Melon (who wears glasses, abow tie, sweater vest and twill jacket as surely as all profs do) attempt to prove the prof's universally discarded theory that the actual crown jewels of England are hidden in Virginiain a fabled Revolu- tionary War cannon, the Goliath. The film begins with an unlistenable song about Ernest which is sort of a cross between the "Bo- nanza" theme, "Marine's Hymn" and that "to friends he's known as Charlie, but to you he's Mr. Kane" song-and- dance number from "Citizen Kane," which forced three old ladies to a very early exit. Comparisons of Charles Foster Kane and Ernest P. Worrell aside, the film was absolute garbage. On the hunt for the jewels, the obligatory cast of characters were in tow: the well-respected, but evil professor, the British government, Prof. Melon's greedy wife and a pair of traveling salesmen who had the side-splitting habit of finishing each other's sen- tences. Hilarious. Let the slapstick commence. Ernest proceeds to eat steel wool and acid, get nails shot into his head, have a saw taken to his face and get run over by a car twice, all with less pain than Wile E. Coyote and less wit than Ray Stevens. The filmmakers even degenerate to point of the requisite pie-in-the- face gag. At least they resisted the temptation to resort to the ol' "Police Academy," gee-isn't-it-funny-when- someone-gets-hit-it-in-the-testicles routine. If they would have resorted to that, then a good drawing and quar- tering of both writer-director John Cherry and Jim Varney may have been in order. Multiple poor vocal inflections by Ernest, an Elvis impersonation by Prof. Melon and countless trips and falls later, the torture is over. With all of the quality films available in the area - "The Piano," "The Age of Innocence," "Short Cuts," "Remains of the Day," - to drop $4-$6on this piece of trash is a fairly decent sign of an absolute lack of taste and intelli- gence. Besides you'llprobablybe able to catch it on video around the middle of next week. Oops, almost ended the article without the good news: "Ernest Goes to School" opens next August at a theater near you. ERNEST RIDES AGAIN is playing at Showcase. 'Waltz' does not dance past issues By KAREN LEE After 20 years of writing plays, Paula Vogel finally got her due in 1990 with "The Baltimore Waltz," which she wrote in memory of her brother, who had died of AIDS two years before. It has now become a favorite with regional theater compa- nies. "The Baltimore Waltz," one half detective story and one half fantastic journey, is about an unusually close brother and sister, one of whom comes down with a fatal disease called ATD (Acquired Toilet Disease). This leads to a weird sort of trip that they take through Europe, where they meet all kinds of equally weird characters, all of whom are played by the same ac- tor, Network veteran Malcolm Tulip. Jonathan Smeenge, a Network regu- lar himself, and University student Joanna Hershon will be playing the brother and sister. Director Philip Kerr, a University theater professor and a well-known stage actor who has appeared in a number of Broadway and off-Broad- way shows, calls "The Baltimore Waltz" part of a"third generation" of what are known as AIDS plays. "A whole generation of play- wrights were using the infected indi- vidual as a metaphor for an infected society," Kerr said. "'Baltimore Waltz' uses what the theater does best - it engages the audience in the im- mediacy of the experience, but it is magic." "Magic" and "imagination " are the key words used in Kerr's descrip- "The Baltimore Waltz" will begin its performance at the Performance Network this Thursday. tion of the play. "It demands that the audience use their imagination, and it engages them in an imaginative flight of fantasy,"he said. "By engaging the audience in this journey, you take them along with you, and it instills compassion in them for the collective flight." "It's been great fun to rehearse," he went on. "It's been pretty much a continuous process of creation be- cause this is a weird play. Everybody has had input. You know, the more we worked on it, the more we discov- ered what an interesting fabric this is. It's almost cinematic, yet it's still a play. There are three wonderful act- ing roles, and the play is very much the actors and the humanity they bring to it." Although "The Baltimore Waltz" is described as whimsical, a word normally associated with frivolous bits of fluff, appearances can be de- ceiving. "This is an important play to do and to be seen," Kerr said. "It is about a sense of loss, the event of it, but also, in a wider sense, how that loss affects our society. It might possibly stand for an infected society, but it doesn't preach. It engages an audi- ence, yet it keeps them off balance. 'The Baltimore Waltz' is gentle, but it makes its points." Hwillbe- at Performance Network November 18-21, 26-28 and December 2-5. There will be no show on Thanksgiving Day. Show times are Thursday through Saturday at 8 p.m., Sunday at 7p.m. Tickets are $10 general admission, $7 for students and seniors, with Pay- What-You-Can Thursdays. M WANT BUSINESS EXERIENCE? CHECK OUT THIS AD!I "Working at the Daily has given me valuable experience interacting with business owners in the community. 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