The Michigan Daily - Weekend etc. - Thursday. November 11, 1993 - 7 3


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T H U R S D A Y T H U R S D A Y

CARUTO'S WAY It's Al. What can we say? It's Al! And he looks good here.
You'd be a fool to miss it! At Showcase: 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, 9:15, 10:00,
12:10, 12:40.
ERNEST RIDES AGAIN It's Ernest. What can we say? It's Ernest! And since
there has been practically no advertising, we can imagine he looks good.
You'd be a fool to miss it. At Showcase: 12:10, 2:30, 4:40, 7:00.
MY LIFE Film version of the famous theme song from "Bosom Buddies,"
with Michael Keaton as Billy Joel and Nicole Kidman as Christie. At
Whowcase: 1:30, 4:30, 7:20, 9:50, 12:20.
REMAINS OF THE DAY In the near future, Emma Thompson, Anthony Hopkins
and Merchant-Ivory will be worshipped as gods, their temples copying
1800s English architecture. At Showcase: 12:50, 3:50, 7:25, 10:15, 12:40.
THE THREE MUSKETEERS Charlie Sheen, Kiefer Sutherland and Chris
O'Donnell star in this dramatic adaptation of the lives of Annette, Tubby
and Mulva. At Showcase: 12:20, 2:40, 5:00, 7:40, 10:10, 12:25.

The Al Pacino. See him shoot pool, among other things, in"Carlito's Way."
F I L M S H 0 L D I N G:
AGE OF INNOCENCE Book-to-movie tales of the 1800s upper class are in
vogue for the moment, but Martin Scorsese never goes out of style. At
Ann Arbor 1&2: 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, 9:50.
THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES Jim Varney Fan Club Alert! Watch this back to
*back with "Earnest Rides Again" to get your full dose of the "Hey, Vern!"
guy. At Showcase: 1:00, 3:15, 5:20, 7:40, 9:45, 11:50.
CooL RUNNINGS Documentary on public image in politics as Fonzi, the
coolest cat alive, tries to get elected to Gopher's seat. At Showcase: 1:20,
3:30, 5:35, 7:45, 9:55, 12:00.
DEMOLTmON MAN Sly Stallone plays the title characters in this moving film
about the trials and tribulations of professional wrestling. Featuring Wesley
"I wanna look like Rodman" Snipes. At Showcase: 12:30, 3:00, 5:25, 7:50,
10:20, 12:30.
FEARLSS Jeff Bridges and Rosie Perez (NOT Lena Olin as some fool
rote last week - don't worry, he's been sacked) survive a plane crash.
The moral to the story? When that seat belt light goes on, you better damn
well do it. At Showcase: 2:10, 9:30, 12:10.
FLESH AND BONE Meg Ryan and the ruggedly handsome Dennis Quaid are
featured in this sequel to "Alive," moving the location from the Andes to
some place that looks really dusty. At Showcase: 1:10, 4:20, 7:35, 10:15,
12:40.
GETTYSBURG So what if it is four hours long - so is the Super Bowl. And
this one's got blood, guts, explosions and local hero Jeff Daniels in a really
funky mustache. At Showcase: 1:20, 8:00.
THE Joy LUCK CLUB This film is based on Amy Tan's novel and should not
be confused with the X-rated "Lick Joy Club." At Ann Arbor 1&2: 1:15,
4:15, 7:15, 10:05.
LOOK WHO'S TALKING Now The Woody-Mia thing affected more than just
the children - Diane Keaton passed the time providing the voice for a
French Poodle in this three-quel. At Showcase: 12:45, 3:00, 5:20, 7:50,
10:10, 12:15.
MALICE With his "I AM God!" line, Alec Baldwin may have found the
role he was born for. If only he'd find electrolysis. At Showcase: 2:30,
* :50, 12:15.
IM BURTON'S THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS In the sequel to "A
Christmas Story," Ralphie finally manages to shoot his eye out. At Show-
case: 11:50, 1:40, 3:30, 5:10, 7:10, 9:00, 11:00.
RoBocoP 3 Officer Murphy is arrested for police brutality after crushing a
Coke machine that stole his change. At Showcase: 12:00, 4:40, 7:15.
RuDY If it weren't for this feel-good film about Notre Dame, we'd never
be able to chose who to root for in the ND-FSU game. At Showcase:
12:00, 4:50, 7:15.

DAS ZwErrE ERWACHEN DER CHRISTA
KLAGES (1977) German woman
robs a bank in order to save a
nursery school from closing. Nat Sci
7:00. Free.
INSIDE MONKEY ZETTERLAND (1992)
Aspiring screenwriter and all-around
good guy Monkey Zetterland finds
himself in the center of a pack of
swarming eccentrics that includes
Sandra Bernhard. Mich Th 7:30.
LOLITA (1962) Kubrick's flawed
interpretation of Nabokov's
pedophilia leaves a sour taste. Still,
Shelley Winters is sublime. Mich Th
9:30.
F R I D A Y
VIRGIN MACHINE (1988) The
second installment in the Film
Coop's Lesbian & Gay Film Month.
A young woman moves to San
Francisco where she discovers her
true sexual identity. Angell A 7:00
& 9:00.
MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO (1991)
River Phoenix and Keanu Reeves
team up in this wonderfully honest
film about young male prostitutes in
the Pacific Northwest. MLB 3 7:00
& 9:00.
ROGER & ME (1989) Shoe-string
filmmaker Michael Moore pasted
together this raucously indicting
documentary about former GM
CEO Roger Smith. Angell A 7:00.
ENJO (1958) Based on Yukio
Mishima's novel "Temple of the
Golden Pavilion," "Enjo" focuses on
a young Japanese man who burns a
revered religious shrine. Lorch 7:00.
Free.
CAGEMEN (1993) Winner for Best
Picture at the Hong Kong Film
Festival. About people who live in
cages in Hong Kong. Chrysler
Center, North Campus 9:30. Free.
FONG SAI YUK (1993) Hong Kong
martial arts film stars Jet Li.
Chrysler Center, North Campus
7:30. Free.
S A T U R D A Y
MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO (1991)
See Friday. MLB 3 7:00 & 9:00.
WOMEN'S STORY (1989) Three
Chinese women run away from their
small village in search of a freer life
during China's cultural revolution.
Lorch 8:00. Free.
S U N D A Y
INSIDE MONKEY ZETTERLAND (1992)
See Thursday. Mich Th 5:30.
OUTCAST OF THE ISLANDS (1951)
Based on Joseph Conrad's novel.
Trevor Howard and Ralph
Richardson star in this story of a
clerk who goes into the smuggling
business with natives on the South
Seas. Nat Sci 7:00. Free.
BLACK DIAMOND RUSH (1993) Kurt
Miller's high-flying ski
rockumentary features scenes
everywhere from Russia to Colo-
rado. Mich Th 7:30.
M O N D A Y

DR. STRANGELOVE (1963)
Kubrick's black comedy to end all.
Mich Th 7:00.
INSIDE MONKEY ZETERLAND (1992)
See Thursday. Mich Th 9:00.
T U E S D A Y
DR. STRANGELOVE (1963) See
Monday. Mich Th 7:00.
INSIDE MONKEY ZETTERLAND (1992)
See Saturday. Mich Th 9:00.

BATTLEFIELD BAND Modern Celtic music! at 8 p.m. at the Ark for only $12.50.
BIG DAVE AND THE ULTRASONICS That rock and blues sort of thing. At Rick's.
MICHAEL HSU Student singer/songwriter at Cava Java at 9:30
NEIL DIAMOND Heavy metal god comes to the Palace of Auburn Hills. Beware
of the spurting theatrical blood. Turn on your heartlight!
THE SAMARITANS Band or Christian parable? Find out at Cross Street Station.
PETE MOSS AND THE FUNGIS At the Heidelberg, with Big Dan's Ego.
X Early '80s punk band comes to the Blind Pig; only $9.50 in advance. It starts
at 10 p.m. and Green Apple Quick Step will be there, too.
ALBERT MCNEIL JUBILEE SINGERS Having spread African-American music
around the world, this 14-member group comes to Rackham to sing everything
from slave spirituals to contemporary jazz. 8 p.m., $16-$8.
DETROIT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA Prokofiev and Stravinsky lead off this concert,
conducted by Hans Vonk. Also Schumann's second Symphony, Orchestra Hall
(Detroit), 8 p.m., $15-$50, 833-3700.
F R I D A Y
CROSSED WIRE It's that mellow acoustic free show by a local band thingat P.J.'s
Used Records and CDs at 7p.m.
BOYGIRL That alternative thang at the Heidelberg.
DETROIT REUNION JAZZ ALL STARS Lots of people playing jazz. Three sets! 9:30,
11 p.m. & 12:30 a.m. at the Bird of Paradise. Tickets only $5.
NEIL DIAMOND See Thursday.
HANNIBALS You've seen them on kiosks. They're sweet, buddy. At Rick's.
MILTON HILL See some piano music at Espresso Royale.
THE MARK HYNES TRIO Straight ahead be-bop at Cava Java. 9:30 p.m.
MONSTER MAGNET Trippy '70s-esque throwback comes to St. Andrew's to
spread the bellbottomed warm fuzzy to all who come into their aural den of
googly moogly, $5, 18 and over, 6 p.m.
FLORA PURIM & AIRTO Brazilian percussionist and his entourage storm into town
to make the Ark ring. $10 students, $15 others, 7:30 and 9:30 p.m.
VERVE PIPE Locals. Blind Pig. With Triangle Vision. Do it.
VIOLENT FEMMES They're big or something, like a blister in the sun, and if you
don't know about them already you probably won't want to go to the MSU
auditorium at 8p.m. and pay $18.50 or $20 for a ticket.
DETROnT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA See Thursday.
VOCAL MUSIC Performers from the upcoming Comic Opera Guild Production of
Offenbach's Robinson Crusoe perform Offenbach & other French music,
Kerrytown Concert House, 8 p.m., $7-$10, 769-2999.
CAMPUS PHILHARMONIA ORCHESTRA Haydn, Borodin, Bizet & Coleridge Taylor,
conducted by Vincent Danner and the wonderful Claire Levacher, Hill Audi-
torium, 8 p.m., free, 763-4726.
S A T U R D A Y
STANLEY CLARKE Bass god plays the Majestic with Tony Williams. Doors open
at 8 p.m. and tickets are $13.50.
Cows Outstanding noise rockers play the U Club. Go at 8 so you can see the
three opening bands: Vineland, Rodan and Don Caballero. Milk does the body
good. Only $6 in advance, and you can even Entree Plus it.
NEIL DIAMOND See Thursday.
DETROIT REUNION JAZZ ALL STARS See Friday
JEFF FESSLER Jazz at Espresso Royale. 9 p.m.
INDIAN GREEN Dispensing wafting audio seafood, with Lollipop Guild at Cross
Street Station.
MAZZY STAR That dreamy ethereal stuff comes to St. Andrew's, 18 and up, 9
p.m. and tickets are only $7.50.
MONKEY MEET L.A. funk-jazz-reggae-rockers. Rick's.
SOMETHING WILD One of those bands that makes music. At the Blind Pig.
DETROIT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA See Thursday, 8:30 p.m.
UPTOWN STRING QUARTET A unique string quartet, featuring African-American
idioms such as jazz, bluegrass & gospel, Rackham, 8 p.m., 764-2538.
MARCHING BAND ANNUAL CONCERT Crisler Arena, 2:30 p.m., $4, 764-0582.
SUNDAY
3 BANDS FOR 3 BUCKS It's a Blind Pig extravaganza! There are three bands, and
it's three bucks! Hahahaha! It's a sure sign of the apocalypse!
WHITE ZOMBIE The masters of opening metal return to metro Detroit. Ever since
Beavis and Butt-head started going "hunh hunh, these guys are cool" this
summer for Rob Zombie and his crew, they've been a juggernaut. Sure to be a
wild show at the State Theatre (in Detroit), starting at 7:30 p.m. $15 in advance.
ORGAN RECITAL Dr Hyeon Jeong, Church of Saint John Neumann, 7 p.m., free,
455-5910
MICHIGAN CHAMBER PLAYERS Check out Samuel Barber's masterpiece, "Dover
Beach," with Leslie Guinn. Other American works by Coolidge & Rochberg
fill out the concert, School of Music Recital Hall, 8 p.m., free, 763-4726.

M O N D A Y
VUDU HIPPIES At Rick's, so if you're not 21, don't think about it.
T U E S D A Y
YO LA TENGO This New York band battled up the evolutionary ladder to be spit
up bodily upon the rocky shores of the Blind Pig. Verily, 'tis not world music
as its name seems to indicate, but righteous rock and accompanied by the lordly
Tiger Trap. Yea, $5 is a pittance to observe such minstrels. Not for cuckolds.
CAMPUS SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA Ricardo Averbach and David Tang, conductors,
Hill Auditorium, 8 p.m., free, 763-4726.

CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF The Ann
Arbors Civic Theatre's perfor-
mance of Tennessee Williams'
classic tale of family strife.
AACT's Theatre Arts Complex, 8
p.m., $8, Thursday is two-for-one
night, 971-AACT.
DIALOGUES DES CARMELITES French
opera based on the true story of the
execution of 16 nuns during the
French Revolution. Power Center,
8 p.m., $14 general admission, ($10
students/seniors), 764-0450.
DOLORES One-act play about
domestic violence. Basement's
Arts. Arena Theatre, Frieze
Building, 5 p.m., admission free,
donations accepted. Proceeds to
benefit Safehouse of Ann Arbor.
THE VAST DIFFERENCE Jeff Daniels'
look at the changing roles of the
American male. Does this mean the
man stops and asks for directions?
Purple Rose Theatre of Chelsea, 8
p.m., $10-$25, 475-7902.
F R I D A Y
WAITING FOR GODOT R.C. Players
perform Samuel Beckett's comedy.
Residential College Auditorium,
East Quad, 8 p.m., $5 real people
($3 students), 665-6827.
ALWAYS... PATSY CLINE Based on
the memories of one of the late
country western star's friend. Live
music. Michigan Theater, 8 p.m.,
$25, $20, 668-8397.
FRIDAY LIVE WITH ROBINSON CRUSOE
Performers from the Comic Opera
Guild entertain. Kerrytown Concert
House, 415 N. Fourth Ave., 8 p.m.,
$10, $7, $5 for seniors, 769-2999.
CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF See
Thursday, 8 p.rm.
DIALOGUES DES CARMELITES See
Thursday, 8 p.m.
THE VAST DIFFERENCE See Thursday,
8 p.m.
DOLORES See Thursday, 5 p.m.
I AYUDA! LA CARAVANA A EL
SALVADOR Benefits Care-A-Van
project, which delivers supplies and
trucks to the war-torn region of Las
Vueltas, El Salvador. Afro-
Brazilian Music, Latin Funk,
poetry, performance art .Trumbull
Theatre (4208 Trumbull Ave,.
Detroit), 832-0935, $5 donation.
S A T UR D A Y
IN THE NAME OF THE BEE One-act
play about Emily Dickinson. First
Unitarian-Universalist Church,
1917 Washtenaw, 7:30 p.m., $8.50,
995-1008.
WAITING FOR GODOT Are you still
waiting for Godot? He's not
coming! See Friday, 8 p.m.
CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF See
Thursday, 8 p.m.
DIALOGUES DES CARMELITES See
Thursday, 8 p.m.
THE VAST DIFFERENCE See Thursday,
8 p.m.
DOLORES See Thursday, 5 p.m.
S U N D A Y

BABES IN TOYLAND Some of your
favorite Mother Goose characters
marry off Jill to Jack. Michigan
Theater, 1:30 p.m., $8.50, $6, 668-
8397.
WAITING FOR GODOT Still waiting ...
See Friday, 2 p.m.
CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF See
Thursday, 2 p.m.
DIALOGUES DES CARMELITES See
Thursday, 2 p.m.
THE VAST DIFFERENCE See Thursday,
2 p.m. and 7 p.m.

SECOND RUN Fi~ms:

DAZED AND CONFUSED At Fox: 12:10, 2:20 (Saturday & Sunday), 4:30, 7:00,
9:20.
FATAL INSTINCT At Fox: 4:40, 7:30.

W E D N E S D A Y
THE PIANO (1993) Holly Hunter,

W E D N E S D A Y

BLUE SUN String quartet that plays everything from classical to jazz. 8 p.m.

TUESDAY