RTS 'Difference' quite different from life By JASON CARROLL The Purple Rose Theatre Company launched their season earlier this month with "The Vast Difference," a new comedy written by film actor Jeff Daniels. "The Vast Difference" takes a come- The Vast Difference Purple Rose Theatre Co. October 28, 1993 dic look at the changing roles of the American male in the '90s. George, a flight attendant for the fictitious Heartland Airlines (they fly to Midwest destina- tions), is undergoing a mid-life crisis. He becomes neurotic about everything - from inheriting his father's feet to his upcoming urology appoint- ment. The audience is witness to the problems George suffers through the use of flashbacks to his child- hood. All the things that go on inside George's mind are acted out. At the front of George's worries is his wife's insistence that he have a vasectomy. George is afraid of losing his man- hood twice (he lost it the first time when he became a flight attendant). Most of the comic scenes occur in the urologist's office. George's sarcastic, wry doctor was portrayed beautifully by Janet Maylie, an instructor in the Theatre Department at the Uni- versity. George has many fears about getting a vasectomy and his urologist plays on these fears to the highest degree. When George asks her what would happen if he became erect during the pro- cedure she quipped, "I charge extra." George keeps putting off the surgery and be- gins to usehis urologist as a psychiatrist to vent his anxieties. Each time he enters her office he imag- ines screams coming from the surgery room and has visions of the male nurse using pipe cutters, machetes and chain saws during the procedure. John Seibert was exceptional as the paranoid George, especially during the psychotic episode he went through in the second act. He changed roles, from a child to a 30-year-old man, quickly and smoothly. It seems ridiculous that one person could go through so many troubles in so little time, but Seibert pulled it off. Peter Beudert's set was the highlight of the show. One of the most important elements of scenic design is creating a set that sums up the entire show and Beudert's set does just that. The small stage was turned into a baggage terminal with a conveyor that was used to track items on and off stage. The center of the terminal opened up and provided extra playing space for the surgery and barber shop scenes. Interestingly, the set was a mirror of George's mind. According to George, everything that hap- pened in his life revolved around the fact that he was an airline steward and the set reflected this. The problem that "The Vast Difference" suf- fers is that it tackles too many issues in one show and then ties them up in the last two minutes. After enduring dilemma after dilemma George realizes that "all that's important is that you're good at what you do." With just this one realization he transforms from a babbling idiot to a sane man, life is just vastly different from this. THE VAST DIFFERENCE runs through the end of November at The Purple Rose Theatre Co. in Chelsea. Call 475-7902 for more info. ."The Vast Difference" tries to tackle too many issues in too little time. Nirvana show attracts eclectic audience By MATT CARLSON Here's a riddle - what do you get when you cross ajunior high slumber party, a redneck tractor pull, an el- S Nirvana Michigan State Fair Coliseum October 29, 1993 e ementary school recess, a frat party and a grunge fashion show? The Nir- vana concert at the Michigan State Fair Coliseum this past Friday evening. Yes, diverse cultures were out in droves to see the masters of teen spirit perform songs from their multi-plati- tum "Nevermind" and their follow- Up "In Utero." Teen is the key word as an over- whelming majority of the audience were, in fact, pre-pubescent kids, some of whom were seen in tow with their parents. Overall, the crowd was an interesting diversion from aspectacu- Jar performance. Outside the parking lot, the line- up of cars waiting to enter was a dreadful sight for a Nirvana show, which, two years ago, would have been lucky to pack a small bar. Inside, the Boredoms, the first of two open- ing bands, took the stage a few min- utes after 8 to an unsuspecting audi- ence. Their loud, brash noise caused many to shout obscenities at the band. This is indeed ironic, considering that not too long ago many of these same people would have been screaming for Nirvana's heads. "Boredoms" is quite a strange name for a band that delivered a very interesting perfor- mance. When The Meat Puppets appeared for their set, the crowd already seemed restless for the headliners Nirvana. The second band did their best to appease the audience, but their coun- try-tinged rock seemed out of place as many started to yawn towards the end of their 45 minute set. Finally, Nirvana came on to the delighted cheers of the thousands of onlookers. The band opened with an exciting version of their anti-corpo- rate radio anthem "Radio Friendly Unit Shifter." The mosh pit, which had been active since the Boredoms, now came to full swing as most on the main floor jumped up and down to the music of the "grunge" kings. Nirvana performed more than half of the songs from their new album including "Serve the Servants," "Milk It" and the first single "Heart Shaped Box." But what the crowd really wanted was "Nevermind," and Nirvana de- livered as they played "In Bloom," "Territorial Pissings," "Come As You Are" and most of the others from their second album. The band also man- aged to squeeze in a few of their older songs - "School," "About a Girl" and "Sliver." Nirvana's performance was in- triguing to say the least. The stage was set with various artifacts such as withered trees, redpoppiesand winged mannequins, but the props took a backseat to the band. Singer Kurt Cobain forgot the words to his songs occasionally and screamed what he couldn't remem- ber. They played an extremely warped version of theirhit-single "Smells Like Teen Spirit," which went unnoticed by the moshing minions on the floor. The band's encore was drastically cut short, as Cobain stormed off the stage after being hit in the head with an object thrown by an audience mem- ber during a stunning version of "Scentless Apprentice." However, even though Nirvana's performance was good, the setting of the State Fair Coliseum was a terrible place to see a concert. If people wanted to see the band instead of mosh, they had to sit in the stands which placed them miles away from the band - not a very intimate atmosphere. Also, the show at the Coliseum was much like playing in a gymnasium. The acoustics were poor as much of the sound bounced off the cement walls and created a constant feedback rumbling noise. Nevertheless, Nir- vana still managed to perform excel- lently in what was otherwise a very bad environment. March on Over Although the Michigan football team has certainly left a lot to be desired this season, the University Marching Band is still as strong and brilliant as ever. The University's 235-member band can be heard every weekday at Elbel Field which is located on the corner of Hill and Division Street. The public is invited to sit in on any practice session for a glimpse behind one of the most famous marching band corps in the country. Admission is free. Practice times are between 4:45-6:15 p.m. weather permitting. Chivalry is not Dead The Society for Creative Anachronism will be holding their weekly meeting tonight at 1305 Electrical Engineering & Computer Sciences Building on North Campus. The Society focuses on a different aspect of medieval culture every week (such as costumes, heraldry and other crafts). Anyone interested in attending is more than welcome to join the merriment and festivities. Admission is free and the workshop begins promptly at 7 p.m. Call 663-4748 for more info and ask for Chris. Witches Remain after Halloween While Halloween may be over for yet another year, the ongoing seminar on European witchcraft continues. This discussion, titled "Basic Witch- craft: Creation Spirituality" will be conducted by John Morris, a visiting philosophy professor at the University. Morris' knowledge of the 300-year- old tradition of witchcraft should be of great benefit to anyone interested in the topic. 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