's A fast ferocious summer filled with fun and frolic By MICHAEL THOMPSON Yet another blowout summer has come and gone from Hollywoodland. And didn't we just have it all this summer? Big silly Arnold, old Clint Eastwood, the ever young Tom Cruise and some really pissed off relatives of Barney. Yes, this was a summer to end all summers. Or was it? While there were many of the typi- cally huge-budget summer movies we expect every year, there weren'tnearly as many sequels. In fact, "Another Stakeout" and "Hot Shots Part What- ever" are all that come to mind. What does this mean? Has Hollywood fi- nally given upon the sequel? Or should we start preparing for "So I Married an Axe Murderer...Again"? The summer hardly started off with a bang.. Well, maybe. "Sliver" had plenty of sex and violence, but sort of copped out in the plot territory. "Cliffhanger" was no feat of logic, but it was fun enough to qualify as the first "good" movie of spring/summer. And then June 11 arrived and the money started pouring in from all over the galaxy. And why not? "Terminator 2"didwell, so why not "Jurassic Park"? Thank god Spielberg hasn' ttotally lost it. Just when it looked as if "Hook" wouldbehismasterpiece,heroseabove and delivered. So the plot was a little- okay, a lot weak. And maybe there was only one or two real performances by human beings in the whole movie. But who can deny that it looked as if Jeff Goldblum was really going to die as he ran from the T-Rex? Just when you thought it was safe and "Sliver" was condemned to dollar cinema, Amold Schwarzenegger arrived on the scene with what had to be the biggest question mark in Hollywood. How the hell did amovie like, and even called "Last Action Hero" get made? Is this the end of Arnold? Does anyone know, does anyone care? Did anyone While there were many of the typically huge-budget summer movies we expect every year, there weren't nearly as many sequels. other than me see this movie? Then July arrived and so did three movies filled with potential that went nowhere. Why does a good director like Phillip Kaufman make a terrible movie like "Rising Sun?" Why does a good director like Sydney Pollack even think about making a movie version of "The Finn?" And finally just what was any- body thinking when they made "Poetic Justice?" The answer my friends is, always, money. No, no one learned. And then there were also the movies destined to be viewed on cable because you just can't study that night. So enjoy "Coneheads," "So I Married an Axe Murderer," "My Boyfriend's Back," "Robin Hood: Men in Tights," "Hocus Pocus" anddozens ofothers thatl didn't see. And don't even think of using that judgmental word because looking at the box office revenues none of you saw them either. Buthey, there were some goodmov- ies this summer. "El Mariachi," a south- of-the-border, made-for-video bonanza redefined the term "cultclassic." "Men- ace II Society" packed ahard punch and terrific performances from a bunch of unknowns. "Searching for Bobby Fischer" was, granted, about chess, but don't hold that against it. Woody Allen returned to humor and won with "Man-. hattan Murder Mystery." Three movies, however, managed to rise above the rest, because they rose above what they would have been in any other hands. "In the Line of Fire" had a clichd plot which was brought to life by everyone involved. Clint, as al- ways, was great, but John Malkovich easily held his own. Director Wolfgang Peterson did a fine job directing a script that was better than it might have been. "The Fugitive" in and of itself is a miracle. Based on an old TV show that A&Efeels theneed tore-run yearround, this movie mighthave beenjustastupid rehash of eight seasons in ninety min- utes. Instead Andrew Davis pumped up the tension and suspense while Harrison Ford ran like hell. Tommy Lee Jones, however, dominated the screen, and not just because he had more air time than Harrison Ford. Jones is a great actor who is starting to get the roles his de- serves. And finally (and some of you are going to groan on this one) there was "Hard Target." Yes, I understand it's a Jean-Claude Van Damme movie. Yes, I understand that the plot was stolen/ borrowed from "The Most Dangerous Game." Yes, I understand that Yancy Butler may well have won the Worst Actress of the Year Award. But, John Woo is still the King of the Action Movie. The Chase Scenes, the Fight Scenes, the part with the gas can. Wow. I think I need a cigarette. So summer has come and gone. Now it's time for all the "Art" and "Classic" Movies to come out. Stallone, Stone and Arnold will all be forgotten as "The Age of Innocence" and "Remains of the Day" race for Oscars. But with Woo behind the wheel can Van Damme's nomination be that far away? Harrison Ford may have been the 'Fugitive,' but Tommy Lee Jones was the star. AASO season opener The Ann Arbor Symphony Orchestra opens its 65th Anniversary Season this Saturday night at the Michigan Theater with a Gala Opening Night Concert under the direction of Samuel Wong. Getting the new season under way will be featured violinists Stephen Shipps and Hae-Young Ham. Be sure to stickaround afterwards as the AASO celebrates its anniversary with a reception in the lobby. The concert begins at 8 p.m.Tickets are $25 if you'd like to take part in the reception and range between $14-$22 without the reception. Call 668-8397 for more info. We're off to see ... Victor Fleming's American classic "The Wizard of Oz" is coming to the Michigan Theater this weekend. ChroniclingDorothy'sadventure with hercast of tin parts and straw men, "The Wizard of Oz" has been a favorite on moviegoers' lists ever since 1939. Be honest, you know you can't resist seeing this childhood favorite on the big screen. Just seeing the witch melt (Oops, did I give away the ending?) is worth the money. The movie will be showing this Friday night at 11:45 p.m. But for bargain rates see it on Sunday afternoon at 2:00 p.m. for a meager $1. Take a walk on the 'art' side The beginning of the new school year means it's time to start exploring all the wonderful artistic opportunities that are available to University students. Take, for example, this Friday night's Artwalk. The evening consists of self- guided walking tours of downtown Ann Arbor's various galleries and art exhibitions with a reception afterwards at the University Museum of Art. The walk will take place between 7 p.m.-11 p.m. and is free of charge. However, if you'd like to take part in the Afterglow reception at the Museum, admission is $10. Call 747-2064 for further info. Back to the Ark Dave Crossland is heading back to Ann Arbor. The former University graduate, who performed at last year's Ann Arbor FolkFestival, is coming back for his very own gig at the Ark this Sunday at 8:00 p.m. Crossland has an impressive backlog of performances behind him, including opening slots for such noted performers as John Gorka, Richie Havens and Don McLean. Performing over a batch of steel-stringed guitars and harmonicas, Crossland is sure to entertain. Blues and jazz basics Start thinking about this now folks, but the 1993 Ann Arbor Blues & Jazz Festival is coming to town September 17,1 and 19. With a series ticket you can enjoy some of the greatest living blues and jazz performers around today. Friday, September 17th's featuredartistattheMichiganTheaterisJoeHenderson. The festivities will continue Saturday at Gallup Park with performances from Guru's Jazzmatazz and A.J. Croce (Jim's son) among others. And after the outdoor activities go back into the Michigan Theater for what should be a stunning performance by Etta James. On Sunday John Mayall & The Bluesbreakers headline the event at Gallup Park. Call Ticketmaster at (313) 645-6666 for ticket info. This event is one of the big things Ann Arbor can take pride in. Join the festivities. A Heart in Winter Tonight is the last night to catch "Un Coeur En Hiver' at the Michigan Theater.This is a French film won France's Cesar Award (the French equivalent of the Oscar) for best director and best actor. It is the story of a love between two violin repairmen and their latest client. Don't expect an action film, in fact, this movie tends to be a bit slow. And the music isn't always in sync either. But if you're into foreign films, this is worth checking out. Just don't expect a "Jean de Florette" or a "Cyrano." "Un Coeur ..." plays at 9:30 p.m. Not your average happy couple. "The Wedding Banquet" tells the tale of a marriage of convenience and confusion. When the in-laws catch the b By MICHAEL THOMPSON Okay, here it is: Wei-Wei needs a green card. Wai-Tung needs to get his parents off his back about marriage without telling them he is gay. Simon, Wai Tung's lover, comes up with the idea Wedding Banquet ted by Ang Lee; written by Lee' eil Peng and James Shamus; with inston Chao and May Chin. that Wai Tung should marry Wei-Wei so that the parents will stop harassing him , Wei-Wei can get a green card and they can take a huge tax break. Yes, it does sound like a wacky new TV show, but it's actually good.Director Ang Lee and crew have managed to liven up the Three's Company plot with good characters and witty dialogue All the old elements are here. Misconceptions, lies, near misses, the almost perfect date and a hilarious invasion of privacy. But it works. Okay, not all the time, but a lot more than most movies. The intelligence of "The Wedding Banquet" rests in the characters. All of these people are fresh and funny. Wai-Tung is perfect as the workaholic who is trying to satisfy everyone at the same time. Simon is also effective as a man struggling to remain in his lover's world. Wei-Wei, however, steals the screen with her semi-peevish noncha- lance. The filmmakers have taken a silly situation and filled it with characters who are real people. Ang Lee and crew take advantage of the lan- guage barrier. Simon bumbles through Chinese and misinterprets gestures. Who would have thought awoman pointing her finger could be so funny?Ma and Pa also suffers due to their lack of English, but not as much as one would think. Language is the only clash here, however. Val- ues and ideals come crashing together with so idal bouquet much force that any trace of humor vanishes. And that is obviously the point. Lee wants us to know that the situation really isn't all that funny. Simon and Wai Tung are really hiding and Lee wants us to ask ourselves why they should have to. Lee's intentions are good, buthis method is so jarring that the third reel begins to feel like a different film. The picture works around and through the truth. By the end of the film the only people who know exactly what has transpired are the audience. Each character creates his own version of the truth and in the end that character must live with it. As nice as itsounds, one cannot help but wonder if therearen't enough misconceptions for a sequel. The plot may be old, but the banquet is hilari- ous. "TheWedding Banquet"may stumbleattimes, but the end result is fun and smart enough to make this film worth watching. "The Wedding Banquet" is playing at the Michigan Theater. "----- .1 rrT 1 1 A I i