ARTS Painful poetic 'girls' avoi( by Melissa Rose Bernardo Just to put you in perspective, in "forcoloredgirls who have considered suicide / when the rainbow is enuf," eight women of color took the stage of Mendelssohn Theatre and brought to life the poetry and prose of Ntozake for colored girls ... Mendelssohn Theatre January 15, 1993 Shange. They did not have names; rather, they were represented only by colors. And from their first entrance to their last exit, their voices and their messages reverberated from a practi- cally bare stage, throughout the the- ater. Shange's poetry was clearly the star of the show. At the beginning, we were entreated to "sing a black girl's song / bring her out to know herself." Shange's poetry went on to discuss sex, rape, abortion, and violence with startlingly realistic descriptions. We have been conditioned to believe that poetry is only good if it uses high- flown language, extended metaphors and regular meter. But Shange used everyday dialogue (gasp!), profanity (blush!) and even (brace yourselves) sentence fragments to bring her mes- sages across. "latent rapists"' was one of the most powerful pieces. Four women (the ladies in red, blue #1, blue #2 and purple) alternated dialogue to show their disgust with date rape. "Pressing charges will be as hard as trying to keep your legs closed while five fools try ... , " they lamented with bitter sarcasm. While the poetry dominated the production, the acting of the women brought Shange's poetry to life. Each woman is to be commended for her depiction of numerous characters and for making continual switches from comedy to tragedy. In addition, when a few women combined to perform one poem, their timing and blend was impeccably clean - for example, in "latent rapists' and "a nite with beau willie brown." In "abortion cycle #1," Lakeisha Harrison (the lady in blue #2) made a strong impression as a woman reflect- ing on her abortion. She reclined on a table, and put her feet in imaginary stirrups, while bitterly spitting out sen- tence fragments-all at once shocked, ashamed and bewildered by the act. Nikysha D. Davis (the lady in green) displayed her versatility as a sassy, loud-mouthed woman in the comic "somebody almost walked off wid alla my staff," and as a battered mother in the tragic "a nite with beau willie brown." Director Evelyn Collins opted for minimalism in order to emphasize the poetry. The set consisted of four black " 1 chiches blocks which the actresses used for sitting or standing. Lighting was used brilliantly as a backdrop to match the color of each woman performing. The wash of color was framed by black wing curtains to create a picture frame motif. At the end, the lights created a rainbow to shine on all of the women, symbolizing the light of hope. Just to emphasize, "for colored girls ..." was not the same old sugar- coated, star-studded, Hollywood- happy-ending bullshit to which we have grown so accustomed. Contrary to popularbelief, female bonding does not have to be done in a beauty parlor while exchanging recipes, with tears flowing like Niagara Falls. Life is not "SteelMagnolias."Shange's goal was to give women of color - and all women -a chance to discover them- selves by looking at realistic experi- ences. As a woman, I echo Shange's sentiment: Find God in yourself - and love her. The Tokyo String Quartet gave an intense performance of Bartok's quartets. FeroCiouS al-Bartok by Kirk Wetters The Tokyo String Quartet's all-Bartok concert was characterized by ferocious virtuosity and a searingly intense physical sound. Their performances were more impetuous than subtle, and the morecomplex aspects ofBartok's idiomwere often left unexplored. Bartok's third quartet, which is his most abrasive and complicated, opened the program and clearly showed the Tokyo Quartet's strength's and weaknesses. The thrilling playing nearly made up for the Quartet's frequent inability to clarify the work's elaborate counterpoint. The Tokyo String Quartet fragments of Hungarian folk melody Rackham Auditorium also could have been more colorful and January 14, 1993 characteristic. , The greatest problem with the con- cert had nothing to do with the Quartet's playing. Single-composer concerts are rarely as successful as concerts which include a variety of music, and this one was no exception. In fact, Bartok was hurt by his own excellence: Because of their demanding nature, his compositions require prolonged attention and concentra- tion, which is difficult to maintain throughout an entire concert. A more balanced program might have opted to include an lighter piece, such as a Haydn quartet, between two Bartoks. The Tokyo Quartet gave its finest performance in Bartok's first quartet. This turbulent, emotional piece was nearly ideally suited to the Quartet's fiery interpretive style. The concluding performance of Bartok's fifth quartet was also excellent, although it suffered from many of the same difficulties as the third. i Danme it J-C, you're not an actor by Michael John Wilson With the decline of Arnold Schwarzenegger, it's time for a new athlete who can't act to become a star. Arnie did not make a single film in 1992, except for some cheap comedy he directed for TNT, and his next action film is ominously titled "Last Action Hero." Who will fill his shoes? Though "Under Siege" made a bundle, Steven on the soundtrack. Immediately, we re- alize, this ain't the Wham Bam Van Damme days of "Lionheart." The story makes Van Damme an escaped convict who redeems himself by protecting a widow (RosannaArquette) andherchil- dren from some evil land developers. And yet the filmmakers want it both ways: in between the sentimental fam- ily moments they toss in all the gratu- itous Van Dammisms of early B-pic- tures like "Black Eagle." After saving the family from some attackers with a baseball bat, he gloats, "Strike three, you're out." As a result, "Nowhere to Run" fails as action picture and as melodrama. In less ambitious movies like "Under Siege" we could at least enjoy the glee- fully gratuitous violence, as Seagal rips a guy's throat out and sticks a knife in some poor schmuck's skull. Here, the violence is restrained, and not all that exciting; the possibilities of a pitchfork are especially wasted. The intervening dramatic sequences, too, are just plain boring, particularly in the quiet mo- ments between father figureVan Damme andMookie(KieranCulkin,Macaulay's younger and equally annoying brother). The rest of the supporting players are better than anyone Van Damme has ever worked with. Director Robert Harmon ("The Hitcher") manages a few thrills, including a cool P.O.V. shot from a bullet, despite the cliched con- clusion. TedLevine(thepsychokillerin "The Silence of the Lambs") and Joss Ackland ("Lethal Weapon 2," "Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy" are a deliciously slimy pair of villains. The main problem with such a sub- stantial story is that it forces Van Damme to act. He's not up to it. Acting, to him, seems to mean whispering; he pro- nounces everything in hushed tones, including dumb one-liners like "Au revoir, fucker." Then again, nobody likes Schwarzenegger for his acting ability; his appeal lies in his presence, that intangible quality that makesa star. And despite the fact that he's never made a good movie, Van Damme does have that kind of appeal. And it's not just his good looks-OK, maybe itis. But with the right story Van Damme just might become another Arnie. NOWHERE TO RUN is playing at Showcase and Briarwood. Learn about Hartigan Today the UMMA is giving an object lesson on Grace Hartigan. Hartigan herself came here to speak last semester, but if you show up to the museum at noon you'll have to settle for docent Barbara Krause. The talk is called "The American Place Series: Grace Hartigan in the Late 80's." Call 764-0395. Good Movie Bad Movie James Foley's film adaptation of "Glengarry Glen Ross" is playing for only one night on Thursday at the Michigan. We advise you to avoid it all costs. This piece of tripe shows why some projects are only meant for the theater and not for the screen. If you want to see the best elements of theater adapted to fit the screen, stay home and rent Ingmar Bergman's "Cries and Whispers" instead. Like "Glengarry Glen Ross," "Cries and Whispers" has a very theatrical sensibility with its limited number ol characters and changes of setting and its slow, almost nonexistant plot. Yet Bergman realizes that screen is a visual rather than talky medium (which Foley forgets) and therefore streamlines the dialogue, letting the images carry the day. In fact, one of the most crucial scenes in the movie is completely silent. Also, Bergman manages to make his images seem naturalistic, instead of forced for an Effect, unlike Foley's cloying expressionist style. Nowhere to Run Directed by Robert Harmon; written by Joe Eszterhas and Leslie Bohem and Randy Feldman; with Jean-Claude Van Damme, Rosanna Arquette, Kieran Culkin, Ted Levine and Joss Ackland. Seagalis toobrutalanddevoidof charm to appeal to anyone beyond his men- under-25 audience. Dolph Lundgren is a possibility after his hilarious perfor- mance in "Universal Soldier," but he's a bit too offbeat looking, i.e. he's ugly. Hopefully Brandon Lee ("Rapid Fire") and Brian Bosworth ("Stone Cold") won't ever be heard from again. That leaves theMuscles From Brus- sels, Jean-Claude Van Damme. His lat- est film, "Nowhere to Run," is his at- tempt to break out of hard-core kickboxing flicks and into the main- stream. Unfortunately for him, the film is probably too mainstream for a vio- lence audience and too violent for a mainstream audience. Still, despite the mediocre script and Van Damme'sclear inability to act, he does demonstrate the kind of appeal that could make him a star someday. The film opens with a beautiful shot of a sunset over a rolling landscape as MarkIsham's solemn, meditative score Van Damme l LInu Ul 12th ANNUAL CELEBRATION! RESERVATIONS AVAILABLE NOW DON'T WAIT 'TIL IT'S TOO LATE!4 BAHIA MAR HOTEL & CONDOS- -PADRE SOUTH CONDOS"- - SHERATON HOTEL & CONDOS- - 5and 7 nights - -THE TEXAN -THE REEF- A TOURWAY INN- - 5and7nights - Campus ~0~Gies Yo u Five Great Reasons To Look Forward To Monday & Tuesday Nights! 1. Meat Lasagna 2. Mezzogiorno Pasta 3. Pasta Primavera Alfredo 4. Smoked Turkey Cobb Salad 5. 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