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IDEmcENT PRoPOSAL Roger Clemens shouldn't be pitching for the Red
Sox, Bob Dylan shouldn't be touring, Demi Moore shouldn't be working
the streets, and Robert Redford shouldn't be paying for sex. Demi should
be paying him. Where the hell did Woody Harrelson come from anyway?
At Showcase: 12:05, 2:40, 5:10, 7:45, 10:20, 12:35.
SANDLor Coming-of-age picture. Cute and stupid. Baseball and little
boys. Should romp next month at Cannes. At Showcase: 12:10, 2:30, 4:50,
7:15, 9:35, 11:45.

Robert Redford in "Indecent Proposal." Hey, Bob, we'll do it for free.
FILMS HOLDING:
ALADDIN The most profitable movie in Disney history. At Showcase:
12:30, 2:35, 4:40.
BoRN YESTERDAY Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith's latest attempt to
enhance their sex life by taping themselves making whoopee. Then they try
to pass it off as acting. People Magazine subscribers get discounts at
participating theaters. At Showcase: 12:45, 3, 5:10, 7:25, 9:40, 11:45.
CB4 Potentially the most embarrassing flop since Burger King introduced
their new Meatloaf sandwich. Starring Chris Rock as the fry guy. At
Showcase: 2:50, 10:20, 12:15.
Cop & A HAlF After proving to America that he's as tough as Quaker
State motor oil, Burt Reynold's latest project- subtitled "Kindergarten
Cop 2"- proves that he shouldn't be type-cast. He looks poised to usurp J.
Danforth as America's biggest putz. At Showcase: 12:40, 2:50, 5:00, 7:10,
9:20, 11:30.
* THE CRsu Cary "Princess Bride" Elwes stars in this new film about
orange pop. First time director Alan Shapiro is undecided about whether to
call the sequel "Slice" or "Minute Maid." Looks citrusy. At Showcase:
1:20, 3:20, 5:20, 7:35, 9:45, 11:40
THE CRmwNc GimE The most over-rated gender-switch film to be nomi-
nated for a bunch of Academy Awards. Yeah, you'll be crying, crying that
you wasted all that money. At Showcase: 12:55, 3:10, 5:25,7:45, 10:10,
12:20. At Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 2:35, 4:45, 9:45.
FAU.ING Dow Michael Douglas' latest triumph is to the '90s as "Easy
Rider" was to the '60s. Not to be missed. Co-starring some talented up-
and-comer named Robert Duvall. At Showcase: 7:05, 9:30, 11:50.
A FEw GoOD MEN Subtitled "Hot-Cross Buns," this made for suburbia
blockbuster isn't half bad. With Tom as Luke Skywalker, Jack as Darth
Vader, Demi as Leia, some balding guy as Han, and the dead father as Obi-
wan. At State: 4:30,7:00. Also 9:30 (Sunday through Thursday only). At
Showcase: 12, 4:45, 7.
GROUNDHOG DAY Bill Murray may be a wonderful actor, but he's a shitty
weatherman. In re-living his life, however, he forgot one thing: Retin- A.
At Showcase: 12:45, 3, 5:15, 7:40, 10, 12:10. At Ann Arbor 1 & 2:12:45,
3, 5:15, 7:20, 9:30.
HowARDs END The most overrated film of the year. What's the sequel
going to be called? "Howard's End 2: The Beginning?" Wake us when
something happens. At Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 12, 7.
HoMEwARD BOUND Better than "Mr. Ed," but worse than "Cats," this
mammalian epic- replete with talking animals- is all the rage with the
Huggies crowd. At Showcase: 3:05, 5.
Huc FIm Nothing you haven't seen before. Read the book. Again. At
Showcase: 12:15, 2:40, 5:05, 7:30, 9:50, 12:05.
Poamr o No RETURN Named after the 1976 Marvin Gaye B-side of
"Sexual Healing." With Bridget Fonda on French horn and Harvey Kietel
on bongos. At Showcase: 12:55, 3:10, 5:25, 7:50, 10:15, 12:25.
A RIvEr Rums THROUGH IT Robert "Leatherface" Redford directs
another stunning tribute to the American family. Hands down Oscar winner
for Best Cinematography. Though somewhat sappy, its rich, bucolic
honesty makes it worthy of every award it wasn't nominated for. At State:
Friday through Sunday at 4:30; Monday through Thursday at 7:00.
SCENT oF A WomAm Sexist trash. Al Pacino should have been arrested
rather than rewarded. At Showcase: 1, 4:20, 8, 11:15.
TNAGE Murr NuA TuRrLEs III No comment. I've got no lines
that you haven't heard before. At Showcase: 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7, 9:15,
11.15

SA-I-Gu (1992) The L.A. Riots
as perceived by Korean-American
women shopkeepers. Rackham
7:00 free.
FRIDAY
BIG SLEEP (1946) Hawks,
Marlowe, Chandler, Bacall, and
Bogart. Like the Braves pitching
staff or a certain college basketball
team (we still love you guys). First-
rate. MLB 3 8:00 & 10:15.
STRcLY BALLROOM (1992)
This Cinderella-esque story about
ballroom dancing from Australia
was all the rage down under. But so
was "Young Einstein." Mich Th
5:00 & 9:20.
LEsBIAN & GAY FILm SERIES
Four recent films from gay &
lesbian filmmakers. Angell B 7:00.
LET's KL.L ALL THE LAwYERs
(1992) Michigan-made film about
idealism and ethics in law. With a
comic twist. Very good. Mich Th
7:15.
CLAssIC SURREALIST SHORTS
Pretentious, esoteric trash passed
off as art. Angell A 7:30.
THE SURREAL Ammniom OF
THE BROTHERS QUAY See above.
Angell B 9:15.
COMPUTER ANMAiom SHOw
It's a festival made by directors
who can't cope with the real world,
and instead find expression through
their computers. Pathetic, huh?
Mich Th 11:40.
SATURDAY
BIG SLEEP (1946) See Friday.
MLB 3 8&10:15.
STcRLY BALLROOM (1992) See
Friday. Mich Th 5 & 7:05.
THE SURREAL AmAnom OF
THE BROTHERS QUAY See
Friday. Angell A 7:30.
CLASSIC SURREALIST SHORTS See
Friday. Angell A 9:15.
LET'S KILL ALL THE LAwYERs
(1992) See Friday. Mich Th 9:15.
COMPUTER A mAunom SHow
See Friday. Mich Th 11:30.
SUNDAY
FANMY & ALExmER (1983) A
hot dog ski movie with a controver-
sial title. From Sweden. Mich Th
3:00.
REBECCA (1940) Hitchcock's first
American film. Winner of many
awards. Nat Sci 7:00 free.
STmcnY BALLROOM (1992) See
Friday. Mich Th 7:45.
LET'S KILL ALL THE LAwYERS
(1992) See Friday. Mich Th 9:45.
MONDAY
FANNY & ALEXANDER (1983)
See Sunday. Mich Th 3:45.
WEDNESDAY
SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER (1977)
Shake that booty and get down, get
down. Billy Ray Cyrus move over,
John Travolta has never been hotter.
Afterwards, hightail it to the
Nectarine for Disco Night. Mich Th

4:15.
STmCTLY BALLROOM (1992) See
Friday. Mich Th 7:45.

B.B. KINe The Blues mang of them all brings Lucille and a boatload of
amazing music to the Michigan Theater, Larry McCray opens, 7:30 p.m., $20,
763-TKTS.
GILLMAN DEAvIu.E Fab six-piece with killer harmonies at the Ark, 761-
1451.
AsSEMBLY REQUIRED Dancing bears will abound as this Deadly outfit hit the
Blind Pig, 996-8555.
UNVERSITY CHOIR Jerry Blackstone directs Coleridge-Taylor, Mendelssohn
and Dvorak, Hill Auditorium, 8 p.m., free, 763-4726.
JAzz ComBos Leonardo's Cafe (North Campus Commons), 8 p.m., free,
763-4726.
F R I D A Y
DAVID MOSHER Ann Arbor's king of bluegrass takes it to Gretchen's Day
Care House, 1745 W. Stadium, $5, 769-1052.
JUNE TABOR Haunting folk singer at the Ark, 761-1451.
CARY KOCHER / PAUL KELLER QUARTET Jazz combo celebrates record
release at the Bird of Paradise, 662-8310.
SPACE BROTHERS Appearing with Crowbar Hotel at the Heidelberg, 663-
7758.
FRANK ALusON & THE ODD Sox Frankie goes to Hollywood tonight at
the Blind Pig, 996-8555.
THE RAIsIN PICKERs Funtime bluegrass swing at Leonardo's, 764-7544.
M.E. JoHNSON & JOHN SALENIs Jazz / folk guitar at the Espresso Royale
(Main), 668-1838.
JS Gnu Comes clean tonight at Rick's, 996-2747.
AMAzIN' BLUE Rackham Auditorium, 8 p.m., $4, 763-TKTS.
KOKO McNAmARA Jazz pianist, Kerrytown Concert House, $5-$12, 769-
2999.
SATURDAY
ILLumINAToNs 1993 Outdoor jazz, blues and gospel concert at Palmer
Field, 6 p.m., free!
ROBERT EARL KEEN JR. Smokin' contrified folk at the Ark, 761-1451.
CARY KOCHER / PAUL KELLER QUARTET See Friday.
SOUTHGOING ZAK After tonight, they're gone, baby. Blind Pig, 996-8555.
SoUTHPAw Lefty rock with 4-Play opening at the Heidelberg, 663-7758.
CECLIA BARToLi Even if she has been ridiculously over-promoted, this
mezzo-soprano is as almost as good as people say she is, Hill Auditorium, 8
p.m., $10-$35, 764-2538. See article page 3.
BIG DADDY KINSEY & THE KINsE REPORT Chicago blues at Rick's, 996-
2747.
S U N D A Y
HARP HEAVEN! It's all about harps today at the Kerrytown Concert House,
11 a.m., $9, 769-2999.
FRED SMALL Singer / songwriter in the folk tradition of Guthrie and Seeger
at the Ark, 761-1451.
JAZz COMBOS Leonardo's Cafe, North Campus Commons, 8 p.m., free, 763-
4726.
PIANO RECITAL John Bisceglia plays Charles Ives' Piano Sonata No. 2,
School of Music Recital Hall, 2 p.m., free, 764-4726.
MONDAY
THE SAMPLEs Colorado's finest rock the Michigan Theater, 7:30 p.m.,
$12.50, 763-TKTS. See article page 1.
TUESDAY
MuDHONEY Touch 'em, they're sick and from Seattle. The Supersuckers and
our own Wig open the gig (dig?) at the Michigan Theater, $10.50-$12.50,
7:30 p.m., 763-TKTS. And check this: Bake the coolest cake, bring it to
Schoolkids' Records today at 3:30 p.m., and win fab prizes! CD player,
cookbook, free tickets and backstage passes are the reward for the most
happening confection. Cool judges and a food fight with the losing cakes will
top of this fun time.
MARTIN CATHY & DAVE SwARBRICK Folk guitar gig at the Ark, 761-1451.
RAINFOREST ACTION MOVEMENT The Restroom Poets and Joe & The
Creech play this benefit at the Blind Pig, 996-8555.
GoLDENTONEs Detroit surf tribe catch a wave at Rick's, 996-2747.
EARLY Music ENSEMBLE Gesualdo, Schutz, Gabrieli and more, led by
Edward Parmentier, Blanche Anderson Moore Hall, (School of Music), 8

p.m., free, 763-4726.
EMU CoLLECIUM CoNCErr Including Mozart, Vivaldi and Telemann, Holy
Trinity Chapel, 511 Forest, Ypsi, free, 487-2255.
U-M CAMPUS ORCHESTRA Richard Averbach conducts a program featur-
ing Rimsky-Korsakov's "Scheherezade," Hill Auditorium, 8 p.m., free, 763-
4726.
WEDNESDAY
MOAN Doc Howls at the Blind Pig, 996-8555.
FREIGHTr TRui MosEs Rockin' Blues at Rick's, 996-2747.
CAMPUS BAND / UuiEsrrY BAND Hill Auditorium, 8p.m., free, 763-
4726.
CAMPUs CHAMBER ORCmEsTRA David Tang conducts, McIntosh
Theatre, 8 p.m., free, 763-4726.

AIDROMACHE The Department of
Theatre and Drama presents this
17th-Century tragedy about a woman
and her young son who become
P.O.W.'s in the aftermath of the
battle for Troy. Throughout their
ordeal they are forced to struggle
with their own sufferings that ensue
from war. Trueblood Theatre, 8 p.m.,
$6-$10, 764-0450.
SPRING DANcEs Local choreogra-
phers and dancers come together at
this annual event to present an
evening of modern dance. Perfor-
mance Network, 8 p.m., $7-$9, 663-
0681.
NATIoNAL ANTHEMs Two Yuppies
living in an affluent neighborhood
discover that they have very little in
common with their neighbor. Purple
Rose Theatre, 137 Park St., Chelsea,
8 p.m., $10-$25, 475-7902.
HIGHLY IMPROVABLE This comedy
ensemble comprised of five Univer-
sity seniors takes audience sugges-
tions throughout the show - hence
the name. Original shows each week.
Kuenzel Room in the Union, 10
p.m., $2, 996-5979.
HOPEFUL INTERVIEw WITH
SATAN Catch the comedy and horror
of being a "Hell Hopeful" in Satan's
waiting room. Special effects and
magic surround this Basement Arts
production directed by Theatre
student Joe Gold, with an original
script by OyamO. Arena Theatre,
Frieze Building, 10 p.m., FREE. See
article page 10.
QUINTEXTURE: A MOViNG
F.XPERIENCE University B.F.A.
candidates perform a night of
interpretive dance. Studio A, Dance
Bldg.,8 p.m., $5, 763-5460.
DIE FLEDERMAUS Johann Strauss'
comic opera about a man who is
about to be arrested, when a vengeful
friend arrives and devises a scheme
to make him look like a fool in front
of his high society friends. Croswell
Opera House, 129 E. Maumee,
Adrian, 8 p.m., $10$18, 264-
SHOW.
Monumcs AT SEVEN Country
living is brought to life in this story
about the Gibb sisters, who have
lived next door to each other for their
whole lives. AACT, 2275 Platt Rd.,
8 p.m., $12-$15, 763-1085.
F R I D A Y
AMDROmAOnE See Thursday, 8 p.m.
SPRNG DANES See Thursday, 8
p.m.
NATIOAL ANTHEMs See Thurs-
day, 8 p.m.
HoPEFUL INTERvmw WrrH
SATAN See Thursday, 10:30 p.m.
QUINTEXTURE: A MOVING
EXPERIENCE See Thursday, 8 p.m.
MoRNINGS AT SEVEN See Thurs-
day, 8 p.m.
SAT U R D AY
SECOND SUNDAY Dancers present
works-in-progress and feedback
from the audience is encouraged.
People Dancing Studio, 111 Third
St., 9 p.m., $5, 930-1949.
ANDROMACHE See Thursday, 8 p.m.
SPRING DANCES See Thursday, 8

p.m.
NATIOnmAL ANTHEMS See Thurs-
day, 8 p.m.
QUINTEXTURE: A MOVING
EXPERIENCE See Thursday, 8 p.m.
DIE FLEDERMAUS See Thursday, 8
p.m.
HOPEFUL IwrEovIEw WrFH
SATAN See Thursday, 2 p.m.
Moitmws AT SEVEN See Thurs-
day, 2 & 8 p.m.
S U N D A Y
AWROMACHE See Thursday, 2 p.m.
Spmmc DANCES See Thursday,
6:30 p.m.
NMATIoNA. ArrIm s See Thurs-

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