The Michigan Daily - Spring Fashion - March 25, 1993 - Page 9 FILMS OPENING FRIDAY: THURSDAY T H U R S D A Y T H U R S D A Y MARRED To IT Made three years ago, then forced to sit on a dusty shelf while Orion was filing for Chapter 11, this film about- yeah, we're shocked too- marriage should probably have stayed in permanent dormancy. With Cybil Shepard. Showcase: 12:20, 2:45, 5:10, 7:50, 10:20, 12:30. BoR YEsTEmDAY Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith's latest attempt to revitalize their sexlife by taping themselves making whoopee. Then they try to pass it off as acting. People Magazine subscribers get discounts at participating theaters. At Showcase: 12:45, 3, 5:10, 7:25, 9:40, 11:45. OPwosrrE SEx The girl that Bruce Springsteen pulls out of the audience at the end of the "Dancing In The Dark" video makes a movie. This film explores relationships between men and women. No shit. At Showcase: 1:20, 3:25, 5:30, 8, 10:05, 12. FILMS HOLDING: ALAmDm The most profitable movie in Disney history. At Showcase: 12:35, 2:40, 4:45. CB4 Potentially the most embarrassing flop since Burger King introduced their new Meatloaf sandwhich. Starring Chris Rock as the fry guy. At Showcase: 10, 3, 5, 7:20, 9:25, 11:20. Tim Cumm GAm The most over-rated gender-switch film to be nomi- nated for a bunch of Academy Awards. Yeah, you'll be crying, crying that you wasted all that money. At Showcase: 12:15, 2:40,5:05,7:45, 10:10, 12:20. At Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 2:35, 4:45, 9:45. FAumuc Dow Michael Douglas' latest triumph is to the the '90s as "Easy Rider" was to the '60s. Not to be missed. Co-starring some talented up-and-comer named Robert Duvall. At Showcase: 1:25, 4:00, 7:20, 9:50, 12:10. A FAR Orw Puc As opposed to a real close one. It's a sweet Disney flick about two kids getting lossed and mauled by wild animals. With the added bonus of a Roger Rabbit short, "Trail Mix-Up."At Showcase: 1:30, .4:10, 7:10. A Fw cooD uvmw Nominated for Best-Picture, this lighthearted military epic stars hunky Tom Cruise in yet another film where he struggles against the ghost of his father. Well, what about the ghost of his nanny? Hmm. What about her? Directed by Rob Reiner, with Demi Moore and Jack Nicholson. At State. 2:00, 4:30, 7:00,9:30,11:45. Fuee w THE SKY A "true story" of alien abduction. Why do space aliens only visit hicks in the middle of nowhere? With D.B. Sweeney as the ill- fated hick. At Showcase: 12:15, 2:40, 5:05, 7:30, 10, 12:15. GROuNDHOG DAY Catch this film just in time for Easter. And ask that little rodent where the hell is spring. It's been six weeks already. At Showcase: 12:45, 3, 5:15, 7:20, 9:30. At Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 12:45, 3, 5:15, 7:20,9:30. Howmnws Em The most overrated film of the year. What's the sequel going to be called? "Howard's End 2: The Beginning?" Wake us when something happens. Do see it. At Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 12, 7. RESERVOIR Docs (1992) Hands- down the best film of the nineties and robbed at the upcoming Oscars. Even the woman motorist should have been nominated. This is the last night, so get your ass to the theater. Mich Th 5:15. WESTFRorT 1918 (1930) It's not "On the Waterfront," or "All Quiet on the Western Front", but it is free. Nat Sci 7:00. Free. Ismi THE LAST YAmw (1992) The last of the Mohicans goes California for a little surf and turf. Mich Th 5:30. STOLEN CILDRE (1992) Italian film about the milk carton kids. Really, it won the Grand Jury Prize at Cannes. Mich Th 9:00. FRIDAY BuuEr mTW HEA (1990) Chinese interpretation of the JFK affair. AH Aud A 7:00, 9:00. PAwmN A DECEPTioN (1992) Someone closed the canal for a laugh, but it wasn't funny and neither is this blurb. Mich Th 7:00. STouuum ..u. (1992) See Thursday and if you recognize any of the kids, call 1-800-763-0379. Mich Th 9:15. CompuTER Amm A o FEsvA. Festival of animation created on computers. Mich Th 11:40. TAmpoPo (1986) Fictional ruminations on food, sex and film. What more could you ask for? MLB 3 8:00. SLACKER (1991) Masterpiece on the Ann Arbor attitude - relocated in Houston. MLB 3 10:15. SATURDAY TAIMuOPo (1986) See Friday. MLB 3 8:00. SLAaCER (1991) See Friday MLB 3 10:15. BULLET m T HEAD (1990) See Friday. AH Aud A 7:00,9:00. THE SEVEN SAmuvAm (1954) A Kurosawa classic. Nat Sci 7:30 SUNDAY Tn Kumic Fa.s Don't miss this riveting true story of Sidney Schanberg and Dith Pran's experi- ences in Cambodia. Oscar winner. Followed by a talk with Dith Pran. Lorch 4:00 free. HsAwTrs o mu WonD (1918) Skinheads have feelings too. From the director with no heart, D.W. Griffith. Mich Th 7:00. SToum CanmO (1992) See Thursday. Mich Th 9:45. MONDAY C MWs - Wiahs (1972) Why watch Bergman when you can suffer through the Oscars? Mich Th 4:15. SToaz CuuwDn.m (1992) See Thursday. Mich Th 7:00. BrrrE Cm. It's no "Citizen Kane," but it's free. Directed by Jonathan Demme. Rackham 8:00. PANAMA DECEPTION (1992) See Friday. Mich Th 9:25. TUESDAY PAuwmA DECEPTom (1992) See Friday. Mich Th 5:00. CRuES AND WHISPERS (1972) See Monday. Mich Th 7:00 STOLEN CmuLDEm (1992) See Thursday. Mich Th 7:05 WEDNESDAY PANamA DECEPTIoN See Friday. Mich Th 5:15. STouE CwLDmu (1992) See Thursday. Mich Th 9:25 SILENCE = DEATH (1990) Powerful documtary about the art community's fight against AIDS. SOUL ASYLUM Dreadlocked boy wonder DavePirner and his manic band of rock dogs bring their drunken , bad-assed rawk and roll shenanigans to Hill Auditorium with the Goo Goo Dolls and Vic Chestnut opening. Show starts at 8:00 p.m., and tickets are only $10 for UM students, $15 otherwise, and available at the Michigan Union box office and all Ticketmaster outlets (763- TKTS for details). If ya haven't seen 'em before, prepare to be amazed. FIRST LIGHT Feel irie with these Ohio reggae/worldbeat players at Rick's, 996-2747 U-M OPERA THEATRE Two short comedies, one baroque and Italian by Pergolesi, the other recent and American by Dominick Argento, directed by Joshua Major and conducted by Martin Katz, Mendelssohn Theatre (Michi- gan League), 8 p.m., $6-$14, 764-0450 MARGIE ADAM Pianist-singer-songwriter presents multi-faceted women's musicwith a sense of humor and passion at the Ark, $11.50, 761-1800. CocERrr FoR TH EinvRoavinu Music performed by Nathaniel Chaitkin and Marie-France Lefebvre, First Congregational Church, 8 p.m., $5 UM STUDENTS AGAINST CANCER BENEFIT The Prodigals and YMI will provide the soundtrack for this worthy event at the Blind Pig, 996-8555 JAzz Comeos Leonardo's Cafe, 8 p.m., 763-4726. BLUE DocS Espresso Royale (State), 662-2770. GIFTS OF Awr The U-M Gospel Chorale, University Hospital Lobby (Floor 1), 12:30 p.m., free, 936-ARTS F R I D A Y INDIA GREEN Local faves do it unplugged at PJ's Used Records, 6p.m., free! THE HANmBALS/QUEEN SARA SATURDAY Get to Rick's early and see if this week's winners of our coolest band name award (Queen Sara Saturday) are as happenin' as their moniker, 996-2747. THE RFD Boys Goodtime bluegrass swinging fun at the Ark, $7.75 (sdts, snrs), $8.75 others, 761-1800. SuPERaCnKuTBrrnu SEwuvEwr Those slack motherfuckers from Chapel Hill, NC kick that nouveau Chunk punk with the blindingly brilliant Bettie Serveert at St. Andrews Hall in Detroit, tickets $7.50 (in advance), doors at 6:30 p.m., and all ages welcome (hooray!) 961-MELT for more info PATTI RICHARDS Cool ray cocktail jazz with Ms. Richards and the Jeff Kressler Trio at the Bird of Paradise, 662-8310. GAMELAN ENSEMBLE Javanesemusic and dance, Rackham Auditorium, 8 p.m., free, 7634726 UNCLE CHUNK These cats are so funky you'll wonder if they even shower at the Blind Pig, 996-8555. U-M OPERA THEATRE See Thursday DETROrr SYMPHONY Pianist Kieth Jarrett is joined by conductor Hugh Wolff in music by Mozart, Bizet and Jarrett himself, Orchestra Hall (Detroit), 8 p.m., $18-$47, 833-3700. SATURDAY THE Lou SMITH QuINTET Killer local trumpeter and his band let it slide tonight at the Kerrytown Coffehouse, 8p.m. $15-$25, 769-2999. MR. B Ann Arbor's own boogie-woogie bad boy sets those piano keys on fire at the Ark, $10.75, 761-1800. THuE SPoo. They still groove, even though their name no longer says so. Cut a rug at the Blind Pig, 996-8555. Cuttin' Heads opens the gig. JAPANESE Music STUDY GRouP Japanese music of the Kabuki theatre, School of Music Recital Hall, 8 p.m., free, 7634726 ZvDsco BoN They might be from Kentucky, but these raucous rockers ain't doing any headhunting tonightatRick's. It's all aboutgettin' crazy andmaybe even joining 'em on a rub board. Fun, fun, fun! 996-27471. QuicxsmlD/CoP SHooT Cop/SunGERY Gritty downtown New York skronk with much attitude and a whole lotta noise at St. Andrews Hall, tickets $8.50 (in advance), doors at 7:30, all ages, 961-MELT for info. McCa Am LAKE Espresso Royale (Main), 668-1838. PAmn R alAns See Friday. U-M OPERA THEATRn See Thursday CEATw ARTrs OnHESma Rackham Auditorium, 8 p.m., free, 763-4726 DERoT SYMPHoNY See Friday, 8:30 p.m. S U N D A Y JavA & Jazz Mrichigan Union Tap Room. 3:30 p.m.,free LI.. BARNES & ALLISON HAMPTON Musicians play RenaissanceandCelticmusic. Kerrytown Concert House.4p.m., KaIE Cuoua. & InENA LEnmuN EspressoRoyaleCafe (State). FacuLTY/GuEsT RECITAI. Rackham And, 4:30,free. U-M OPERA THEATRE 2 p.m., See Thursday JAvA & JAzz Michigan Union Tap Room, 3:30 p.m., free. JAzz ComBos Leonardo's Cafe, North Campus Commons, 8p.m., free, 763- 4726 FACULTY RECITAL School of Music Recital Hall, 8 p.m., free, 763-4726 DETROIT SYMPHONY 3:30 p.m, see Friday MONDAY U-M EuPmomIuM AD TuBA ENSEMBLE McIntosh Theater (School of Music) 8 p.m., free. THE POIMT Michigan natives play modern rock. Rick's. TUESDAY DomAm Wn.uAMs Chapel ofthe Holy Trinity (Concordia College) 8 p.m. free, 995-7300. U-M SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA / U-M PHILHARMONIA Hill Aud., 8 p.m.,free, 763-4736. MAY PMOR English folk-rock legend. The Ark. KIGDOM of Nor Improv group performs with Blue Sun. Blind Pig. EsPREsso Jazz trio. Espresso Royale (State). U-M ARTs CHuOALE Hill Auditorium, 8 p.m., free, 763-4726 ORGAN RECTAL SEnIEs Organ Recital Hall (EMU), 8 p.m., free, 487-2255 u. ..- - .. A MACBETH Charles Marowitz's Shakespearean adaptation is brought to town by the Ann Arbor Civic Theatre. The performance space is extended into the audience in order to break the fourth wall. AACT, 2275 Platt Rd., 8 p.m., $7 (Thurs. 2- for-1), 971-AACT. HIGHLY IMPROVABLE This comedy ensemble comprised of five Univer- sity seniors takes audience sugges- tions throughout the show - hence the name. Original shows each week. 10 p.m., $2, 996-5979. JoSIE! A musical theater piece by local playwright Kenn Pierson, "Josie!" chronicles a TV news anchor's first visit to a psychothera- pist. As her past is brought forth, she realizes that her childhood secrets continue to shape her daily exist- ence. Sheraton Inn, 3200 Boardwalk, 8 p.m., $8-$15, 437-3264. Nor AwoU HERoEs While two poets are locked up in a war hospital for a nervous disorder, they write poems to inform the public of the senseless killing and political prolongation of World War II. Performance Network, 8 p.m., $8- $10, 663-0681. ANVTHING GoEs MUSKET revives this Cole Porter classic about a young man trying to stop the wedding of the woman he loves. A rollicking good time for all. Power Center, 8 p.m., $6-$7, 763-1107. LA SERVA PADRONA/THE BOdR Two one-act operas presented by the University Opera Theatre. In the first, a scheming maid teaches her employer a lesson in love. The second is about a man who comes to collect some money from a widow. Mendelssohn Theatre, 8 p.m., $6- $14, 764-0450. UPWARD MOBILrY Two Univer- sity dance students present their MFA thesis concert. University Dance Building, Studio A, 8 p.m., $5, 763-5460. F R I D A Y BYE BYE BiDIE The Saline Area players present this musical theater piece about a teeny bopper, heart- throb rockstar who is drafted into the Army and sends his adolescent fans into a frenzy. Saline High School, 2190 N. Maple Rd., 8 p.m., $6-$8, 761-9807. UnvEnsrrY JAvAEsE GAmELA EsEMBLE Gina Buntz-performs original dance which features a large ensemble of bronze gongs, strings, flutes and singers. Rackham Aud., 8 p.m., free, 764-0352. A MAcmine See Thursday, 8 p.m. JOSIE! See Thursday, 8 p.m. Nor AmouT HERoEs See Thurs- day, 8 p.m. Awrfu..c GoEs See Thursday, 8 p.m. LA SERvA PADRoNA/THn Boo See Thursday, 8 p.m. UPWARD MosiurY See Thursday, 8 p.m. SATURDAY A MACBETH See Thursday, 8 p.m. JOSIE! See Thursday, 8 p.m. Nor Asour HEROES See Thurs- day, 8 p.m. ANYTHING GoEs See Thursday, 8 p.m. LA SEnvA PADRoNA/THE Boon See Thursday, 8 p.m. BYE BE BIRDIE See Friday, 8 p.m. UPWARD MOBlurY See Thursday, 8 p.m. S U N D A Y JOsIE! See Thursday, 2 p.m. Nor ABour HEROES See Thurs- day, 6:30 p.m. La SERvA PADnorA/TIE Boos' See Thursday, 2 p.m. BYE BYE BIRDIE See Thursday, 2 pp-. Howain Boun This Disney dog-and-cat adventure movie might have been watchable if they didn't make the animals talk. We hear the under-six crowd loves it, however. At Showcase: 1, 3, 5. Ma DoG mm GLouv Director John McNaughton ("Henry, Portrait of a Serial Killer") goes Hollywood with Robert DeNiro, Uma Thurman and the great Bill Murray. At Showcase: 12:40,2:55, 5:10, 7:35, 9:50, 11:55. Porr of No Rartn John Badham's remake of that popular Eurotrash film, "La Femme Nikita." Starring Bridget Fonda (yawn), Gabriel Byrne (yawn), and acting demi-god Harvey Keitel, who steals this pointless sequel in the first five minutes (hooray!). At Showcase: 12:30, 2:55, 5:20, 7:50,10:15, 12:25. ScMT of A WomAN The Golden Globe winner for the best picture of 1992 will not win the Oscar for best picture. Even the Academy isn't that dumb. At Showcase: Friday through Sunday at 7, 10:15; Monday through Thursday at 8.. SwAn Kos Hip-hop German music starring the effervescent Frank Whaley, who overwhelmingly picked Fanta over Crystal Pepsi, in a blind taste test. German accents, English accents, and American accents. You figure it out. At Showcase: 9:45, 12:05. Tsscu Murmr NmuA TuwnLEs III In between "The Player" and "Simple Men," alumni Robert Shaye's New Line Film Corporation went whoring, turning out the third installment in the little green reptile trilogy. Be afraid. Be very afraid. At Showcase: 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7, 9:15, 11:15. Uauow mm The best Western since "Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid," with Oscar winner for Best Director Clint Eastwood. At Showcase: 7:05, 9:55, 12:30. UseD ProPLw Trendy as "Seinfeld", though as pointless and trivial as "Howard's End." Kathy Bates deserves to have her "Misery" Oscar rescinded and Shirley MacLaine deserves to move on to her next life. At efa- o ng17Q-A 11.34