The Michigan Daily-Weekend etc.-March 18, 1993-Page 9 f ! IWPE4 I1 ± FILMS OPENING FRIDAY: THURSDAY T H U R S D A Y T H U R S D A Y PonTr OF No RETURN Why try an American remake of the most Americanized French movie of all time, "La Femme Nikita"? What's the point? Oh yeah, to make money. Poor Harvey Keitel must really need the money. From auteur John Badham ("Bird on a Wire," "The Hard Way.") At Showcase: 12:15, 2:55, 5:20, 7:50, 10:15, 12:25. TEENAGE MUTAwr NInJA TuRLes III To complete the trilogy, the shelled heroes embark on an adventure when they travel back in time to save Bruce Campbell. At Showcase: 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7:00, 9:15, 11:15. Can you guess which reptile this is? Hint: he's a famous Renaissance artist. FILMS HOLDING: ALADDIN The most profitable movie in Disney history. At Showcase: 12:35, 2:40, 4:45, 7. AmOS AND ANDREW The money whore of 1993, Samuel L. Jackson ("Loaded Weapon I") continues his sell-out in this piss-poor comedy starring Nicolas Cage. At Showcase: 1:05, 3:15, 5:25, 7:40, 9:55, 12. CB4 Chris Rock is the latest Saturday Night Live star to turn to feature films in this rap comedy; even though it steals scenes verbatim from "Wayne's World," it's no better than "Opportunity Knocks." At Showcase: 1, 3, 5, 7:25, 9:40, 11:50. TlE CRVING GAME The first movie in history to go first run after playing on campus first. Six nominations, including Best Supporting Actor. At Showcase: 12:15, 2:40, 5:05, 7:45, 10:10, 12:20. FAUUNG DowN We're as mad as hell, and we're not going to take pretentious movies like this anymore. Director Joel Schmucker exploits all your worst fears and fails to say anything Significant about Modern Times. At Showcase: 1:25, 4:00, 7:20, 9:50, 12:10. A FAR OFF PLACE The third current release from the Disney machine, this one about some poor tykes lost in a desert. Bonus: it's preceded by a new Roger Rabbit short called "Trail Mix-Up." At Showcase: 1:30, 4:10, '7:10, 9:45, 12:10. FmE i THE SKY A "true story" of alien abduction. Why do space aliens only visit hicks in the middle of nowhere? With D.B. Sweeney as the ill- fated hick. At Showcase: 12:15, 2:40, 5:05, 7:30, 10, 12:15. FOREVER YOUNG This remake of "Always" stars Mel Gibson and his butt. People who like this kind of shit will find this the sort of shit that they like. At State: 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30, 11:30. FuRTING Nicole Kidman dances around in her underwear, but don't let that scare you off. At State: 4:30, 7:00, 11:50. GROUNDHOG DAY Not as dumb as it looks, this hit comedy is probably the best Bill for your buck since "Stripes." At Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:35, 11:45. HOwARDS END Nine Oscar nominations, but it deserves 19. Do see it. At Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 1:15, 4:15, 7, 9:40. HoMEwARD BOUND This Disney dog-and-cat adventure movie might. have been watchable if they didn't make the animals talk. We hear the under-six crowd loves it, however. At Showcase: 1, 3, 5, 7. LoRENZO's OIL Director George Miller ("Mad Max") really can do it all. This potential disease-of-the-week schlock becomes an intense, brilliant drama in Miller's hands, with bravissimo performances by Susan Sarandon and Nick Nolte. At State: Saturday and Sunday at 2; Monday through Friday at 9:15. MAD DOG AND GLORY Director John McNaughton ("Henry, Portrait of a Serial Killer") goes Hollywood with Robert DeNiro, Uma Thurman and the great Bill Murray. At Showcase: 12:40, 2:55, 5:10, 7:35, 9:50, 11:55. Scmrr OF A WomAN The Golden Globe winner for the best picture of 1992 will not win the Oscar for best picture. Even the Academy isn't that dumb. At Showcase: 9:15, 12:15. SOMMERSBY Yet another Hollywood pillaging of a European film, this one of that favorite French-class hit, "The Return of Martin Guerre." Yet this one's good, believe it or not, even with Dick Gere in the Depardieu role. From the director of "Queen of Hearts." At Showcase: 12:50, 7:50. SwuNG KmDs Yes, it's the Nazi musical from Hollywood Pictures. Didn't Mel Brooks do this already in "Springtime for Hitler"? The big question: what the hell is Kenneth Branagh doing in this movie? Even worse: Branagh put Robert Sean Leonard in his upcoming "Much Ado." Be afraid. At Showcase: 1:20, 4, 7:05, 9:30, 12. UNFORGuvEN The best Western since "Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid," with Oscar winner for Best Director Clint Eastwood. At Showcase: 9:10, 11:55. UNTAMED HEART Marisa Tomei stars in this Frankie and Johnnyesque THE 31sT ANY ARBOR FILM FESTIVAL (1993) Long, old, original, hip, cool, great, go. America's oldest and finest 16mm festival of independent and experi- mental film. Mich Th 7:00 & 9:30. MENSCHEN AM SONNTA (1929) Historical filmmaking, or just an excuse to exploit the lower classes? Nat Sci 7:00 Free. F R I D A Y THE 31st ANN ARBOR FILM FESTIVAL (1993) Take a step back and see Thursday. Mich 7:00. BUGS BUNNY FILM FEST Four - count 'em four - hours of Bugs. MLB 3 8:00. THEOFILOS (1987) Folk painting to the max, baby! Nat Sci 7:30. S A T U R D A Y THE 31st ANn ARBOR FILM FESTIVAL (1993) See Thursday. Mich Th 1:00, 7:00 & 9:30. BUGS BUNY FILM FEST See Friday. MLB 3 8:00. STONE YEARS (1985) As opposed to the golden years, or the granite years. Nat Sci 7:30. S U N D A Y THE TREE WE HURT (1986) The action-packed drama sequel to "Return of the Swamp Thing." Nat Sci 2:00. JEAN-LuC GODARD: RARE SHORT FILMS (1966) Remember that half of Godard is God. The other half is great. 2016 MLB 4:30 Free. THE 31st ANn ARBOR FILM FESTIVAL (1993) See Thursday. Mich Th 5:00, 7:00 & 9:00. REO DESERT (1964) Michelangelo Antonioni and Jean- Luc Godard in the same weekend. Go! Nat Sci 7:00. M O N D A Y SHAME (1968) Bergman is back to make you happy! But seriously folks, this is one of Bergman's most intense and best films, and it's rarely shown. With some good Max. Mich Th 4:15. GAS, FOOD, LODGING (1992) Another young, upcoming film- maker to make us appreciate how bad mainstream pictures really are with this gritty remake of "Mer- maids." It's just as trite as Holly- wood, but at least it's an indepen- dent. Mich Th 7:00. A QUESTON OF CONSCIENCE (1990) Just what this University needs. Rackham 8:00 free. RESERVOIR DOGS (1992) You know it's great. Get your ass to the theatre. It's no "Howards End," believe us, but that Tim Roth is quite a cutie. Mich Th 9:20. T U E S D A Y GAS FOOD, LODGING (1992) See Monday. Mich Th 5:00. SHAME (1968) See Monday. Mich Th 7:00. LET IT BEGIN HERE (1988) Go and learn, people, go and learn. Int'l Ctr 7:30 free RESERVOIR DOGS (1992) See Monday and see the movie. Again. Mich Th 9:10. W E D N E S D A Y IsHi: THE LAST YaHI (1992) Don't worry, this isn't a sequel. It's the first one and hey, it might be good. Mich Th 5:30. GAS, FOOD, LODGING (1992) See Monday. Mich Th 7:10. A VIRUS Kntows No MoRA.Ss (1986) As opposed to all the nice TRINIDAD TRIPOu STEEL BAND This killer reggae tribe will catch a fire tonight at Rick's, 996-2747. PARTY OF THREE Eclectic band of musical gypsies roam the aural spectrum with reels, jigs, hornpipes, flutes, fiddles, and a whole lotta fun tonight at the Ark, $7.75 (snrs., stdts., mbrs.,) $8.75 others, 761-1800. HoLY Cows These manic good o1' boys always rock the house, and tonight's gig at the Blind Pig should be no exception, 996-8555. OPERA WORKSHOP Student performers, Holy Trinity Chapel (511 W. Forest, Ypsi), 8 p.m., free, 487-2255. Lou RUSS Louie rips through a wide range of blues and classic rock covers tonight at O'Sullivan's Eatery and Pub, 665-9009. F R I D A Y TRImNIDAD TiPOu STEEL BAND Another night of roots, rock and reggae at Rick's, 996-2747. STEVE FERGUSON & HIS MIDWEST CREOLE ENSEMBLE Bad-ass boogie woogie Creole by one of the original members of NRBQ (the greatest band you've never heard) at the Blind Pig, 996-8555 GARNET ROGERS Canadian folkster lays it down at the Ark, $11.75, 761- 1800. PAUL VORNHAGEN Get blown away by the area's top sax master at the Bird of Paradise, 662-8310. RAGTIME CHARLIE & SISTER KATE Do the cafe society thang with this piano / banjo dynamic duo at the Espresso Royale (Main), 668-1838. BASH & Pop Goodtime, whiz-bang, fall- down- drunk, old-fashioned rawk and roll from ex-Replacements bad boy Tommy Stinson at Alvin's (WSU campus in Detroit), 99-MUSIC for more details. DANIEL ASH Post-glam moody guitarist of Bauhaus / Love & Rockets fame brings his ethereal T-Rextasy to St. Andrews, Doors at 6:30, 961-MELT. See article on p. 5. WOMEN'S GLEE CLUB Earl Coleman directs a program covering Baroque to Broadway, women composers and Michigan songs, plus selections from the Harmonettes, Rackham Auditorium, 8 p.m., $3,$5, 763-4726. See article on p. 3. JEANETTE SORRELL Solo and chamber performances featuring the harpsi- chord, Kerrytown Concert House, 8 p.m., $5-$14, 769-2999. THE CONTEMPORARY DIRECnONS ENSEMBLE Hungarian composer Gyrgy Ligeti is a special guest, First Congregational Church, 8 p.m., $5,$10, 995- 5130. COMPOSER'S REpTAL Two song cycles by composition grad student Kevin March, Mason Organ Studio (School of Music), 7 p.m., 764-5063. JERRY SPRAGUE Even more classic rock tonight at O' Sullivan's, 665-9009. SATURDAY BLUES FACTORY PARTY The name says it all - Blues power all night long with The Butler Twins, The Alligators, Harmonica Shaw and Mimi Harris & The Snakes at the Blind Pig, 996-8555. GERI ALLEN & MARCUS BELGRAVE Extraordinary jazz, Kerrytown Concert House, 7 & 9 p.m., $8-$15, 769-2999. DIac SIEGEL WITH THE NA NA'S Ann Arbor legend Siegel pins tales of small-town urban madness tonight at the Ark, $7.75-$8.75, 761-1800. FRANK AwusoN & THE ODD Sox What can we say about Frankie that hasn't been said before? He's great, go see him again tonight at Rick's, 996- 2747. M.E. JOHNSON Guitar slingin' folkie revs it up at the Espresso Royale (Main), 668-1838. FACULTY / STUDENT CHAMBER RECTAL The Beethoven "Septet" and the Schubert "cello" quintet, which is probably the consensus choice for "Great- est Piece of Chamber Music Ever Written," School of Music Recital Hall, 8 p.m., free, 763-4726. CONTEMPORARY DIRECTIONS ENSEMBLE & THE U-M CHAMBER CHOIR First Congregational Church, 8 p.m., $5, $10, 995-5130. JOHN D. LAMB AND THE WILD BLUE Original folk music at O'Sullivan's, 665-9009. PAUL VcRNHACEN See Friday. S U N D A Y JAVA & JAzz Michigan Union Tap Room, 3:30 p.m., free. LINN BARNES & ALSON HAMPTON Celtic and Renaissance music for harp, lute and guitar, Kerrytown Concert House, 4 p.m., $5-$12, 769-2999. GUEST RECITAL Music for flute and piano, played by James Wynn and Robert Freeman of the Eastman School of Music, Rackham Auditorium, 4:30 p.m., free, 763-3746. KATIE CROUCH3 & IRENA LIEBERMAN Flute and violin duet, Espresso Royale (State St.), 662-2770. PERCUSSION ENSEMBLE With guest violinist Stephen Schipps, McIntosh Theatre (School of Music), 4 p.m., free, 763-4726. M O N D A Y THE Ponrr Beatlesque pop-rock with a twist tonight at Rick's, 996-2747. U OF M EUPHONIUM & TUBA ENSEMBLE You've probably never heard anything like this before ... Is this for real? McIntosh Theater (School of Music), 8 p.m., free, 763-4726. T U E S DAY KINGDOM OF NOT Trippy, funk-infested freeform improv posse takes you out there at the Blind Pig, 996-8555, with Blue Sun opening DONALD WILUAMS A concert of organ music, featuring the final work of Vincent Persichetti, Holy Trinity Chapel, 8 p.m., free, 995-7300. MADDY PRIOR British folk rocker that has spent time with the likes of Steeleye Span and Ian Anderson turns on at the Ark, $11.25, 761-1800. UNIVERSITY PHILHARMONIA / SYMPHONY ORCHESTRAS Finally, Mussorgsky! The Mussorgsky / Ravel "Pictures at an Exhibition," Hill Auditorium, 8 p.m., free, 763-4736. - - - e c --w v A MACBETH Charles Marowitz's Shakespearean adaptation is brought to town by the Ann Arbor Civic Theatre. The performance space is extended into the audience. AACT, 2275 Platt Rd., 8 p.m., $7 (Thurs. 2- for-1), 971-AACT. HIGHLY IMPROVABLE This comedy ensemble comprised of five Univer- sity seniors takes audience sugges- tions throughout the show. Original shows each week. Kuenzel Room in the Union, 10 p.m., $2, 996-5979. JoSIE! A musical theater piece by local playwright Kenn Pierson, "Josie!" chronicles a TV news anchor's first visit to a psychothera- pist. She realizes that her childhood secrets continue to shape her daily existence. Sheraton Inn, 3200 Boardwalk, 8 p.m., $8-$15, 437- 3264. MUSIcAL THEATRE REVUE Popular musical theatre songs by students from the Musical Theatre Depart- ment. U-M Hospital Lobby, 1st floor, 12:30 p.m., free, 936-ARTS. DO You WANT TO BE FREE? AND DADDY'S SEASHORE BLUES TwO one-act plays from Langston Hughes and Farrel J. Foreman. Basement Arts in Frieze Building, 5 p.m., free. WORKIN' FOR A LIVIN' A musical celebration for the '90s. Three blue collar families in an integrated neighborhood deal with the effects of an impending plant closing. Personal and political struggles of individuals are told in story and song. Performance Network, 8 p.m., $7-$9, 663-0681. F R I D A Y POETRY READING & THE ESTHER STORY Dr. Mark Nepo reads on Esther and Ahasuerus, part of his epic based on the Sistine Chapel. U Museum of Art, 4 p.m., free, 764- 0395. A MACBETH See Thursday, 8 p.m. JoSIE! See Thursday, 8 p.m. Do YOU War TO BE FREE? AND DADDY'S SEASHORE BLUES See Thursday, 5 p.m. WORKIN' FOR A LIIN' See Thursday, 8 p.m. SAT U R DAY BRONZE ELEGANCE '92 "iNSA- TIABLE" Alice Lloyd's Minority Council presents their annual fashion extravaganza, followed by a dance. Show 7 p.m. to 9 p.m., dance from 10 p.m. to 1 a.m. in the Union Ballroom; tickets $6 ($4 for dance only) at door or Union ticket office; call 763-TKTS. MARK MORRIS DANCE GROUP A night of innovative, modern dance not to be missed. Power Center, 8 p.m., $14-$28, 764-2538. A MACBETH See Thursday, 8 p.m. JOSIE! See Thursday, 8 p.m. DO YOU WANT TO BE FREE? AND DADDY'S SEASHORE BLUE See Thursday, 5 p.m. WORKIN' FOR A LIVIN' See Thursday, 8 p.m. S U N D A Y CROSSING THE BROKEN BRIDGE African-American / Jewish relations are examined in this piece, which encompasses volatile issues. Part of the Annual conference on the Holocaust. Hillel, Green Aud., 7:30 p.m., $5-$10, 769-0500. A MACBETH See Thursday, call for time. JoSIE! See Thursday, 2 p.m. WORKIN' FOR A LIVIN' See Thursday, 2 p.m. MARK MORRIS DANCE GROUP See Saturday, 3 p.m. T U E S D A Y ABBY FRUCHT READS Author of