The Michigan Daily - Weekend etc. - March 11, 1993- Page 7 FILMS OPENING FRIDAY: CB4 Chris Rock is the latest Saturday Night Live star to turn to feature films in this rap comedy; will it be an "Opportunity Knocks" or a "Wayne's World"? At Showcase: 1, 3, 5, 7:25, 9:40, 10:15, 11:50, 12:20. A FAR OFF PLACE Yet another release from the Disney machine, this one about some poor tykes lost in a desert. Bonus: it's preceded by a new Roger Rabbit short. At Showcase: 1:30, 4:10, 7:10, 9:45, 12:10. FIRE IN THE SKY A "true story" of alien abduction. Why do space aliens only visit hicks in the middle of nowhere? With D.B. Sweeney as the ill- fated hick. At Showcase: 12:15, 2:40, 5:05, 7:30, 10, 12:15. FILMS HOLDING: ALADDIN The most profitable movie in Disney history. At Showcase: 12:35, 2:40, 4:45, 7. Amos AND ANDREW The money whore of 1993, Samuel L. Jackson ("Loaded Weapon I") continues his sell-out in this piss-poor comedy starring Nicolas Cage. At Showcase: 1:05, 3:15, 5:25, 7:40, 9:55, 12. BEST OF THE BEST 2 The sequel to the action hit promises to be just as thematically rich as the original, only without Eric Roberts. At Showcase: 12:50, 3:10, 5:30, 7:55, 10:15, 12:25. THE CRYING GAME The first movie in history to go first run after playing on campus first. Six nominations, including Best Supporting Actor. At Showcase: 12:15, 2:40, 5:05, 7:45, 10:10, 12:20. FALING Dow. We're as mad as hell, and we're not going to take pretentious movies like this anymore. Director Joel Schmucker exploits all your worst fears and fails to say anything Significant about Modern Times. At Showcase: 12:30, 2:55, 5:20, 7:50, 10:20, 12:30. FuRTImG A cute Australian movie about interracial romance. Diverting, if not groundbreaking. At State: 2, 4:30, 7, 9:15, 11. GROUNDHOG DAY Not as dumb as it looks, this bit comedy is probably the best Bill for your buck since "Stripes." At Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 12:30, 2:50, 5, 7:20,9:30. HowARDs Evin Nine Oscar nominations, but it deserves 19. Do see it. At Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 1:15, 4:15, 7, 9:40. CAMPUS CIPJEMA T H U R S D A Y DER LErzrE MANN (1924) Horror-filled tale of a hotel porter who loses his job and his will to live. Sounds like a great film for 1993 America. Nat Sci 7:00 free. Cup FINAL (1992) A "funny" tale about the Arab-Israeli conflict? I guess it is worth a shot. Lorch 7:30. F R I D A Y WOMEN OF SUMMER Wasn't this the original title for "A League of Their Own"? Aud A 8:00. Free. COMPUTER AnIMATION FESTIVAL This stuff has come a long way since "Tron." Mich Th 11:30. S A T U R D A Y THE LOVERS (1958) "Pornogra- phy for 'cultivated' degenerates"? Sounds perfect for Ann Arbor, doncha think? Nat Sci 7:00, 8:40 & 10:20. LIGHTNING OVER BRADDOCK: A RUSTBOwL FANTASY (1988) ATTENTION HIST 161 STU- DENTS - major brownie points! Aud A 7:30 & 9:00. S U N D A Y PETER'S FRIENDS (1992) See 1993's Best Actress Emma Thomp- son work overtime to get laid. Oh, her husband Kenneth Branagh is also in it. Mich Th 4:45. PERSONA (1966) Bergman's two characters spend so much time together, their personalities melt together. Sounds like every relation- ship I've had. Mich Th 7:00. GAS, FOOD & LODGING (1991) This is the same Fairuza Balk who was Dorothy in "Return to Oz"? Thank the Lord for puberty. "Say Anything"'s lone Skye also stars. Mich Th 9:10. JEANNE DIELMAN (1975) The original, uncut and 198 minute film on a housewife / prostitute (is that anything like model / actress?). A classic in the feminist genre. Nat Sci 7:00. M O N D A Y PERSONA (1966) See Sunday. Mich Th 4:15. PETER'S FRIENDS (1992) See Sunday. Mich Th 7:00. GAs, FOOD & LODGING (1991) Can you say "See Sunday"? I knew you could. Mich Th 9:15. Toos SANTOs CuOHUMATAN (1989) Man, I remember none of my high school Spanish. Thank the Lord for subtitles. Rackham 8:00 free. T U E S D A Y THE 31sT A. ARBOR FILM FESTIVAL America's premier independent film festival. Don't expect any Hollywood execs to catch this - they're off getting mud baths. Mich Th 8:00 (recep- tion at 7:00). TevsIoN The guitar band's guitar band, Tom Verlaine and his posse of NYC 'no-wave' terrorists get it together one more time. But take heed - This show has been moved to the Blind Pig. All tickets will be honored, so relax. The show time remains at 7:30, but leave your Marlboros at home; There will be absolutely NO smoking allowed, $15.50 (in advance), 996-8555. Televi- sion at the Pig? Once in a lifetime... FREIGHT TRAIN MOSES Watch these college rockers part the Red Sea tonight at Rick's, 996-2747 NOT TO BE SO A happy hour jazz quartet and more from 5 to 9 p.m. at Rick's, $3, 996-2747 MAGENTA OF IRELAND Traditional Irish music at the Ark, 761-1451 GIFT OF ART Flute and piano duo, University Hospital Lobby, 12:30 p.m., free, 936-ARTS KAPPA KAPPA Psi HONORS RECITAL EMUstudentperformers, Alexander Recital Hall, (EMU), 8 p.m., free, 487-2255 DETROIT SYMPHONY POPS Maureen McGovern and Erich Kunzel do "Classics from the Silver Screen," Orchestra Hall, Detroit, 8:30 p.m., $17- $48, 833-8700 F R I D A Y HENRY ROLuNs The punk rock Denis Leary? Nah, try Richard Pryor meets Jello Biafra on too much coffee and a few hours at the gym. Hank leaves behind the rest of his thrash and burn cohorts to do the spoken word thing tonight at the Michigan Theater, 8 p.m. Tickets are a mere $10, and it should be one to write home about. RALPH MOORE QUARTET A jazzy Brit blows that crazy sax tonight with Cedar Walton's Eastern Rebellion band at the Bird of Paradise, 662-8310 THE WAL.FLOwERs Yeah, I know his son's in the band. But they're great on their own merit. Good o1' down home rave-up pop reminiscent of...Oh never mind, just check 'em out (along with 3 Walls Down) tonight and see how does it feel at the Blind Pig, 9:30 p.m., (only) $5, 996-8555 RHYTHM CORPS Remember when these guys were kicking modern rock classics like "Broken Halos" and "Solidarity"? Well I do, and they've only gotten better. Get rocked by one of Detroit's all-time best tonight at Rick's, 996-2747 MILTON HILL All-around killer pianist lets loose at the Espresso Royale (Main) 662-277, J.a BACH: A. INTEGRATION OF ART AND MAN A psychoanalytic discussion of Bach and his music: It could be a load of crap, but it still should be interesting, Kerrytown Concert House, 8 p.m., $5-$8, 769-2999. GREG APPLEGATE Singer/songwriter shakes up PJ's Used Records for free at 6 p.m., 663-3441 THE RFD BOYs Rocking bluegrass from Ann Arbor favorites at the Ark, 761-1451 THE RAISIN PICKERS Newgrass swing dance craze at Leonardo's (N. Campus Commons 764-7544 U-M SYMPHONY BAND/CONCERT BAND Three conductors in a joint concert, Hill Auditorium, 8 p.m., free, 763-4726 DETROIT SYMPHONY POPs See Thursday SATURDAY THE STORY This amazing folk duo tell it like it is tonight at the Ark, 7:30 & 9:30 p.m., $10, 761-1800 RALPH MOORE QUARTET See Thursday BLUE RODEO This north of the border posse revs up the big music with guitars, guts and glory. Andy Cahn loves 'em, you should too. The Blind Pig, 9:30 p.m., $7.50 (in advance) STIR KRAzY A greatnight of rock'n' roll to benefitDennis Hack, alegendary local musician, currently fighting cancer. A veritable who's who of local musicians are going to make sure this is one to remember at Rick's, 996-2747 ANm ARBOR SYMPHONY Why do none of the over-abundant Russian orchestral concerts ever include Moussorgsky? At least this one has Stravinsky and virtuoso pianist Alexander Toradze, Michigan Theater, 8 p.m., $12-$18, 668-8397 THE ESTHER CONCERT Music and art on the theme of Esther, U-M Museum of Art, 8 p.m., $7-$12, 764-0395 PLACDO DOMINGO If you can afford it, the "great old man" of tenors is performing at the Palace in Auburn Hills, 8 p.m., $25-$150, 313-645-6666 SCHOOL OF FISH Three strange days, and one great show tonight at St. Andrews Hall in Detroit, with The Best Kissers In The world opening, $6.50, 9 p.m., 961-MELT DETROIT SYMPHONY POPs See Thursday S U N D A Y JAVA & JAzz Michigan Union Tap Room, 3:30 p.m., free EMU SYMPHONIC BAND/CONCERT WIND EMU studentensembles, Saline High School, 4 p.m., free, 487-2255 THE ORCHESTRA OF ST. LUKE's Even if all-Haydn doesn't excite you, the quality of these performers (Nancy Argenta!) and the ensemble should make this a great concert. (And who knows, you might even end up liking the Haydn, too), Hill Auditorium, 4 p.m., $14-$40, 764-2538 THE TOLEDO TRIO A distinguished piano trio, plus clarinettist Ronald Samuels, which makes a quartet, Kerrytown Concert House, 7:30 p.m., $5- $10, 769-2999 WOMEN'S CHORUS Look at the great composers: Purcell, Gibbons and Gershwin. The Brahms will probably be nice too, Holy Trinity Chapel, 7:30 p.m., free, 487-2255 CLASSICAL FuTE Nina Perlove, Espresso Royale (Main), 668-1838 DETROIT SYMPHONY POPs See Thursday, 3:30 p.m. BRucE BIELAWA Acoustic guitar in a coffee-saturated setting, the Espresso Royale (State) NUNSENSE 1, THE SECOND COMING Birmingham Theatre, 211 S. Woodward, 8 p.m., $17.50-$30, 644-3533 or 645-6666. COMEDY COMPANY UAC's newest discovery - a comedy show written, directed, and performed by U students. Mendelssohn Theatre, 8 p.m., $5, 763-TKTS, see article page 4. THE PROFESSOR HAS A WARCRY A professor who broke his vow to take care of a friend's wife and son years ago returns to her funeral to help her son rebuild the past and find his father. Performance Network, 8 p.m., $7-$9, 663-0681. A MACBETH Charles Marowitz's Shakespearean adaptation is brought to town by the Ann Arbor Civic Theatre. The performance space is extended into the audience in order to break the fourth wall. AACT, 2275 Platt Rd., 8 p.m., $7 (Thurs. 2- for-1), 971-AACT. HIGHLY IMPROVABLE This comedy ensemble comprised of five Univer- sity seniors takes audience sugges- tions throughout the show - hence the name. Original shows each week. Kuenzel Room in the Union, 10 p.m., $2, 996-5979. THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE The R.C. Players presents this tale of a young man who embarks on an adventure searching for the ultimate truth. Along the way he meets many of the important people in his life. R.C. Aud., 9 p.m., $3-$5, 747-4353. THOMAS LYNCH AND MATTHEW SWEENY READ Lynch and Irish native Sweeny read poetry from their celebrated works. Rackham Aud., 5 p.m., free, 764-6296. F R I D A Y BINTSAMOU BIA CONGO The annual spring concert of the Congelese dance company. U Dance Bldg., Studio A, 1310 N. University Court, 8 p.m., $5-$7, 763-5460. SARA SULERI READS Suleri reads from her book "Meatless Days," a collection of essays recalling her youth in Pakistan. Location TBA, 4 p.m., free, 764-0352. NUNSENSE I See Thursday, 8 p.m. COMEDY COMPANY See Thursday, 8 p.m. THE PROFESSOR HAS A WARCRY See Thursday, 8 p.m. A MACBETH See Thursday, 8 p.m. THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE See Thursday, 8 p.m. SATUR DAY 0.J. ANDERSON SHOW Coined as a "new age vaudevillian" Anderson tosses laughs, mime, music and imagination into a night of entertain- ment for the whole family. Perfor- mance Network, Noon and 2 p.m., $4-$6, 663-0681. NUNSENSE I See Thursday, 8 p.m. COMEDY COMPANY See Thursday, 8 p.m. THE PROFESSOR HAS A WARCRY See Thursday, 8 p.m. A MACBETH See Thursday, 8 p.m. THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE See Thursday, 8 p.m. B~rmmU BIA CONGO See Friday, 2 and 8 p.m. S U N D A Y NUNSENSE I See Thursday, 2 and 7 p.m. THE PROFESSOR HAs A WARCRY See Thursday, 6:30 p.m. A MAcBETH See Thursday. T U E S D A Y NUNSENSE I See Thursday, 8 p.m. W E D N E S D A Y JOSIE! A musical theater piece by T H U R S D A Y T H U R S D A Y "Fire in the Sky," a mediation on U. F. 0. sightings, debuts Friday HOMEWARD BOUND This Disney dog-and-cat adventure movie might have been watchable if they didn't make the animals talk. We hear the under-six crowd loves it, however. At Showcase: 1, 3, 5, 7. LOADED WEAPON I We may now pronounce National Lampoon dead. Good riddance. At State: 2, 4:30, 7, 9:15, 11. LoREzO's OIL Director George Miller ("Mad Max") really can do it all. This potential disease-of-the-week schlock becomes an intense, brilliant drama in Miller's hands, with bravissino performances by Susan Sarandon and Nick Nolte. At State: 2, 4:30, 7:10, 9:45. MAD DOG AND GLORY Director John McNaughton ("Henry, Portrait of a Serial Killer") goes Hollywood with Robert DeNiro, Uma Thurman and the great Bill Murray. At Showcase: 12:40, 2:55, 5:10, 7:25, 9:50, 11:55. SCENT OF A WOMAN The Golden Globe winner for the best picture of 1992 will not win the Oscar for best picture. Even the Academy isn't that dumb. At Showcase: 9:15, 12:15. SHADOW OF THE WOLF This "Dances With Wolves" wanna-be stars the man with the great middle name, Lou Diamond Phillips. The most expen- sive Canadian movie in history - sorry, we shouldn't laugh. The big question: what the hell is Toshiro Mifune doing in this movie? At Show- case: 2:35 only. SOMMERSBY Yet another Hollywood pillaging of a European film, this one of that favorite French-class hit, "The Return of Martin Guerre." Yet this one's good, believe it or not, even with Dick Gere in the Depardieu role. From the director of "Queen of Hearts." At Showcase: 12:15, 4:55, 7:20. SWING KIDS Yes, it's the Nazi musical from Hollywood Pictures. Didn't Mel Brooks do this already in "Springtime for Hitler"? The big question: what the hell is Kenneth Branagh doing in this movie? At Showcase: 1:20, 4, 7:05, 9:30, 12. UN:ORGIVEN The best Western since "Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid," with Oscar winner for Best Director Clint Eastwood. At Showcase: 9:10, 11:55. UNrAmED HEART Marisa Tomei stars in this Frankie and Johnnyesque romance; too bad it stars the two most annoying young actors alive, Rosie Perez and Christian Slater. At Showcase: 12:55, 3:10, 5:25, 7:45, 10:05, 12:15. WE DN E S D A Y MONDAY THE 31ST Aim ARBOR FILM FESTIVAL Joy! Rapture! The Festival continues all week! Mich Th 7:00 & 9:30. EUROPA EUROPA (1991) A Jewish boy survives the Holocaust by becoming a Nazi. Oh, the Pathos! Hillel 7:00 & 9:30. TERRY FARMER & THE BEAD BAND It's In Flight night, so break out your best tie-dye gear and a nice fat bag of kind, and get ready to dance your troubles away at the Blind Pig, 996-8555 SAUCY JACK These guys win my "Name of The Week" award, so let's all celebrate by heading down to Rick's tonight, 996-2747 FACULTY RECITAL Pianist Dickran Atamian plays aconcert of all Beethoven, Rackham Auditorium, 8 p.m., free, 763-4726 TUESDAY BLACK ARTIST SERIES RECITAL This concert of African-American art song and opera should be an exciting experience for people who think that classical composers are all dead white men, Recital Hall (School of Music), 8 p.m., free, 763-4726 MARY CHAPIN CARPENTER/ JOHN GORKA She's a little bit country, but she's a little bit rock 'n' roll as well. She's got it all, actually, including a bevy of poignant, sing-along songs. She shares the stage with the equally fab Gorka, a singer/songwriter head and nylon strings above the rest tonight at Hill Auditorium, 7:30 p.m., $17.50-$20, 763-TKTS JONATHON RICHMAN The irreverent one is sure to whip up some tasty double :e