Page 8 - The Michigan Daily - Weekend etc. -March 4,1993 Witty 'PlyrLite' by Sarah Weidman - Life is a vicious circle, and it re- volves that way in "Mistress.". In the reflective fashion of "The Player," the movie stars Robert Wuhl as Marvin , a screenwriter/director. Marvin once wrote a film about a painter who loses his mind and kills himself. Sounds a bit morbid? Well, the actors playing the Mistress Directed by Barry Primus; with Robert Wuhl, Martin Landau and Robert De Niro. producers and investors in "Mistress" thought so, too. They want to rewrite it. Directed by Barry Primus, "Mis- tress" is a comical view of the ordeal of getting a movie made in Hollywood. Marvin keeps busy in L.A., directing bizarre home instructional videotapes on "cooking and the stars," while his sniveling wife (Laurie Metcalf) is open- ing a restaurant in New York City. Marvin's former college professor Jack Ross (Martin Landau) finds an old manu- script of his and wants to produce it. Marvin needs the work and recognition as much as Jack needs to reclaim his reputation, so the two go into business together. What follows is a witty and complex story of the artificiality that goes on in the "The Big Orange." Jack lets Stuart, the twenty-four year old son of an Oscar winning screen- writer,join on as a third wheel. Stuart is normally a bland guy who tries not to say too much and admits that he's "just here to be used." But once he starts talking abouthis plans for the script, the passion flows. However, Marvin has no plans to change his script and insists on keeping it the way it was written. Unfortunately for Marvin, that's not the way things work in Tinseltown - particularly when investors played by Robert De Niro, Danny Aiello and Eli Wallach join in. Just selling the script to them means changing it as they speak. The backers are more interested in get- ting their mistresses in the movie than about the script itself. They have their own vision of the role for their woman, and this causes problem for Marvin's attempts to maintain originality. Watching DeNiro is reason enough to see the movie. His role of Mr. Wright is a smart-assed conniver with money to blow. He knows the power he holds in the business and treats people like dirtbecausehecan. When Stuarttries to sell him the story, Wright shoots him a look and asks, "How old are you, son?" Stuartresponds, "Twenty-four." Wright says flatly, "Talk to me in five years," then turns to continue his previous con- versation. Marvin, in response, kisses Wright's butt. It's hard not to sympathize with the screenwriter. The pressure of the business gets to Marvin, to the point where his real life blends with his art, paralleling the script. "Mistress" quietly emergesasawitty satire which makes you laugh and wince a little. It's "The Player Lite." MISTRESS is playing through tomorrow at the Michigan Theater by David Pava Cliff Eberhardt and Kristina Olsen are concert tour veterans. Cliff began when he was sixteen, playing with his big brother. He has since moved on to touring with the likes of Richie Havens, and a budding solo career. "I used to play lead for Richie," ,Cliff said. "We toured together a bunch. I would come out and open for him and then I would play lead for him." Kristina Olsen used to tour cross-country in a pickup truck. "I used to sleep in the back," she said. "It used to get really cold in the back and my breath would condense on the roof of the pickup truck... I had this big old down bag and the next day while I'd drive all day long the sunlight would hit the roof and it would make all that moisture condense and drip on that sleeping bag. So I had a very soggy bunch of tours." Kristina traces her love of music back to her childhood. "I was born in San Francisco," she said. "I grew up there during the sixties. Itwas pretty wild. That's kind of where I got my love for folk music, I would say. My mom took me to hear people like Joan Baez back then, and Steve Goodman, and Bob Dylan. In fact my first record player came with a free copy of 'Like a Rolling Stone,' by Bob Dylan. It was pretty wild." Her diverse musical palette is something Olsen is especially proud of. "I go across the board a lot," she answered. "On the newest record there's a lot of down and dirty funk blues. There's a jazz ballad. There's one song that almost sounds bluegrassy... There's definitely some things with rock sounds to them, but they're all done on all acoustic instruments. The only thing that holds it together as far as I'm concerned is the fact that I wrote and sang all of them. Cliff, however, shies away from the label of singer-songwriter. "I play acoustic popular music. I would say I'm much more pop and rock oriented than most people who will be coming through the Ark, which hurt me at first, actually. When I first started touring after the album (The Long Road, on Windham Hill) came out, it was that folk purist stuff that was killing me. People would say, 'You have this rock voice and you're playing real loud and you're playing these clubs.' But now people I guess have accepted the fact that there are many different kinds of music." "Music is music to me," he said. "I don't see why they say, 'Oh it's just folk music,' or 'Oh, it's just blues.' I hope everybody that plays music stretches a little bit. I don't think traditional music is ever going to come back to stay. It had its time, you know?" Cliff and Kristina dig music, each other Cliff was asked about the songs he writes. "I usually write about lack of love songs," he answered. "I havea worse attitude than John (Gorka) does about the whole thing. John's sad and I'm pretty pissed off. I try to put a lot of irony and humor in my songs because I think life is incredibly ironic. I live in New York," he added. Kristina and Cliff have played concerts together many times, and show mutual admiration for each other. "I really dig Cliff," Kristina said. "He's got areal edge to his voice. It's fun for us to get together. He usually plays guitar on some of my stuff, so we definitely jump on stage on each others' sets, which is real fun. He's agood guy,andhe's agood dancer." "I have done many gigs with Kristina," Cliff said. "She was trying to teach me (to dance) onNew Year's Eve. She's, like, a nut dancer. I mean this girl lives for dancing. New Year's Eve she opened for me in Maine and she had the whole place dancing. She's very very sweet." Kristina Olsen and Cliff Eberhardt are musi- cally versatile and lyrically adept. Kristina can play fifteen instruments. Cliff plays a wicked guitar. Together, their musical styles complement each other. And they can dance, too. Clff Eberhardt and Kristina Olsen perform Thursday, March 4, at the Ark. Tickets are $8.75. 0 0 Bon Jovi rocks the Palace BON JOVI Continued from page 1 step back, away from it, and find out who they were individually again," he concluded. Jon's introspection can be seen right on "Keep The Faith." Six of the 12 songs on the album are not collabora- tions with Samboraas on most Bon Jovi songs, but rather written entirely on his own. "... On my solo record I got a chance to air my laundry, and on (Jon's) solo record, it was attached to a movie, so he couldn'tkind of airhis views," Sambora explained. "So I understood where he was coming from with that. He was waiting for me to get done with my solo stuff and he was getting antsy so he had to write some songs." Bon Jovi has always stayed close to its fans, even inviting "people off the street" to help make the final song selec- tions for their albums and, ultimately, it will be the fans who decide how these songs fare on the charts. "The business guys in the music industry can only push it down people's mouths so much. But when the people want it, when the fans want that kind of music form and they want it to happen, that's when you become successful. That's why we're basically a people's band. As I get older and more mature, I start to realize that the energy of the audiences I play to mean all the differ- ence in the world between having a great show and a good show," Sambora said. So far the people have spoken for Bon Jovi, giving life to "Keep The Faith," despite critics' initial uneasi- ness about the album. So it seems that Bon Jovi's niche is still there for them because, although things have changed, they really haven't changed that much. "We're more grown up and we're more focused," Sambora said. "And the important thing is what we started out with - the five guys and the music." 0 Robert DeNiro arguing why Scorsese is such a god. Bon Jovi used to be the kings of pop metal, before grunge came around. 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