The Michigan Daily- Weekend etc.- March 4,1993-Page 7 FILMS OPENING FRIDAY: OAMOS AND ANDEREW The money whore of 1993, Samuel L. Jackson ("Loaded Weapon I") continues his sell-out in this interracial comedy starring Nicolas Cage. At Showcase: 1:05, 3:15, 5:25, 7:40, 9:55, 12. BEST OF THE BEST 2 The sequel to the action hit (no, we never saw it either) promises to be just as thematically rich as the original. At Showcase: 12:50, 3:10, 5:30, 7:55, 10:15, 12:25. MAD Doc AnD GLORY Director John McNaughton ("Henry, Portrait of a Serial Killer") goes Hollywood with Robert DeNiro, Uma Thurman and the great Bill Murray. At Showcase: 12:40, 2:55, 5:10, 7:25, 9:50, 11:55. SHADOw OF THE WOLF This "Dances With Wolves" wanna-be stars the man with the great middle name, Lou Diamond Phillips. The big question: what the hell is Toshiro Mifune doing in this movie? At Showcase: 12:15, 2:40, 5:05, 7:30, 10, 12:15. SWimG KIDS Yes, it's the Nazi musical from Hollywood Pictures. Didn't Mel Brooks do this already in "Springtime for Hitler"? The big question: what the hell is Kenneth Branagh doing in this movie? Showcase: 12:20, 2:45, 5:10, 7:35, 10:05, 12:20. T H U R S D A Y THE CRYING GAME (1992) Yes, it's still here. Mich Th 5:00. MISTRESS (1992) DeNiro's in it, so the rest really doesn't matter. You must go. Mich Th 7:10. DER GOLEM (1920) Classic German film from the Expressionist era. Nat Sci 7:00 free. DER STUDENT VON PRAG (1913) A lush tale from early German cinema. Nat Sci 8:30 free. A RIvER RUNS THROUGH IT (1992) Overrated, over-directed Sensitive Male saga. Mich Th 9:35. F R I D A Y A RvER RUNS THROUGH IT (1992) See Thursday. Mich Th 5:00. FEMALE MISBEHAViOR (1983. 92) Documentaryfocusing on women like the self-hating Camille Paglia and a porn star. MLB 4 7:30. THE CRYING GAME (1992) See Thursday. Mich Th 7:30. MISTRESS (1992) See Thursday. Mich Th 9:45. LIE BACK AND ENJOY IT A series of erotic films by women, not a plank from the Republican National Convention platform. Aud A 9:00. OUTRAGEOUS ANIMATION Yes, another one of these cartoon orgies. Mich Th 12:00. CHAMELEON STREET Michigan- based film about a con artist. AH Aud A 8:00. THEKILLER Maybe this is the great John Woo film. AH Aud A 10:00 SATURDAY MUSIC IN THE DARK (THE NIGHT Is MY FUTURE) (1947) Yes, another Bergman film. Mich Th 7:30. POwAQQATSI uVE (1988) A visual wonder of a film with live accompaniment of the Philip Glass ensemble. Mich Th 8:00. PEKING OPERA BLUES A comedy from Chinese cinema parodying revolutionary movements. Lorch 8:00 free. LIE BACK AND ENJOY IT See Friday. Aud A 7:30. FEMALE MISBEHAVIOR (1983- 92) See Friday. MLB 4 9:00. THE RULES OF THE GAME (1939) Renoir's classic critique of the upper class. Nat Sci 9:05. OUTRAGEOUS ANIMATION See Friday. Mich Th 11:30. CHAMELEON STREET See Friday. AH Aud A 8:00. THE KILLER See Friday. AH Aud A 10:00. S U N D A Y THE CRYING GAME (1992) See Thursday. Mich Th 9:00. A RIVER RUNS THROUGH IT (1992) See Thursday. Mich Th 6:30. M O N D A Y WINTER LIGHT (1962) Still another Bergman morality opus. Mich Th 4:15. THE CRYING GAME (1992) See Thursday. Mich Th 9:10. A RIVER RUNS THROUGH IT (1992) See Friday. Mich Th 6:30. BLOOD OF THE CONDOR (1969) Also, with "Free in the Andes." Rackham 8:00 free. T U E S D A Y WINTER LIGHT (1962) See Monday. Mich Th 7:10. THE CRYING GAME (1992) See Thursday. Mich Th 5:00. A RIVER RUNS THROUGH IT (1992) See Thursday. Mich Th o0.n T H U R S D A Y LAB Doc Get your teeth cleaned with enamel-polishing rawk and roll at Rick's, 996-2747 GIFTS OF ART Piano performance by student Elisabeth Holland, Univer- sity Hospital Lobby, 12:30 p.m., free, 936-ARTS KRSTINA OLSEN & CUFF EBERHARDT Minimalist, majestic inner visions meet masterful guitar works at the Ark, 761-1451. Tickest are $7.75 (members, students, seniors) and $8.75 (the rest of y'all) THE SUNDAYS Shimmery, bliss-eyed, lovefuzz dreampop descends on St. Andrews in Detroit. Former Galaxie 500 moodmeisters Luna open the show. Doors at 8:00 and all that, but if you haven't got your tickets yet, prepare to bum; The gig is sold all the way out. 961-MELT for info LEE & NANCE Duet of violin and piano, Espresso Royale (Main), 668- 1838 DETROIT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA Guest conductor Hermann Michael will lead the DSO in Rossini, Schubert's "Great" C Major Symphony and Rachmaninov's "Rhapsody on a Theme of Paganini with piano soloist Jon Kimura Parker, Orchestra Hall (Detroit), 8 p.m., $11-$48, 833-3700 JAzz COMBOS Leonardo's Cafe, North Campus Commons, 8 p.m., free, 763-4726 CHAMBER MUSIC BENEFIT CONCERT Faculty artists perform Mozart; Debussy and Schumann to benefit the strings department, Kerrytown Concert House, 8 p.m., $5-$10, 763-4726 THE DROVERS This Chicago tribe of Irish houserockers get busy at the Blind Pig, 996-8555 F R I D A Y HARVEY THOMPSON & FRIENDS Jazzy vocals from Detroit groove on at the Bird of Paradise, 662-8310 BUDDY Guy/ BROTHER CANE The blues mang of all blues mangs rips it up with Brother Cane (Tesla meets the Black Crowes) at the Majestic in Detroit, $13.50 (p.e.s.c.) doors at 8:00, 833-9700 MICHAEL COONEY The folk music master does it sweetly at the Ark. Tickets are $9 (mem, st, sr) and $10 otherwise, 761-1451 JACKOPIERCE Those Indigo Guys from Dallas that y'all love so much get down, dirty and acoustic at Rick's tonight. A guaranteed good time, 996- 2747 FRANK ALLISON & THE ODD Sox Get along little Frankie, and show 'em how it's really done when you kick that kooky shit at the Blind Pig tonight, 996-8555 DETROIT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA See Thursday, 8 p.m. S A T U R D A Y THE BLACK CROWES Chris Robinson & Co. bring their ganja-soaked rockin' blues train to the illustrious Hill Auditorium. Tickets are $22.50 (if ya can find 'em) and the party starts at 8:00 p.m.; See you there! WIG/WAx/GREEN APPLE QUICKSTEP Ann Arbor motorbooty lovegods meet manic post-punk ska kids meet more Seattle grunge lords at the Blind Pig, 996-8555 HARVEY THOMPSON & FRIENDS See Friday, March 5 JEFF FESSLER Duo Get a fix to jazzy vibes and bass at the Espresso Royale on Main Street, 662-2770 BIc DAVE & THE ULTRASONICS Rockin' blues at Rick's, 996-2747 FLUTE FANTASY Ten area flutists play all kinds of music, Kerrytown Concert House, 11 a.m., $9 (croissants includes), 769-2999 FREE HOT LUNCH! Wacky punk polka trippy trio cracks up the Ark, $10.75, 8:00 p.m. PLEASURES OF THE PARLOR Humorous and entertaining Vaudvillian and Victorian songs in a benefit concert fror the Museum on Main Street, Kerrytown Concert House, 8 p.m., $25-$40, 769-2999 DETROIT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA See Thursday, 8:30 p.m. S U N D A Y JABBA DOG Mosh your brains out to this ska posse at Rick's, 996-2747 JAVA & JAzz Free coffee and free jazz; What more do you need? Michigan Tap Room, 3:30 p.m. THE ENDELUON STRING QUARTET Classical quartets by Haydn and Beethoven and a quartet by England's greatest living composer, Sir Michael Tippett, Rackham Auditorium, 4 p.m., $14-$22, 763-2538 MOUTH Killer Detroit via LA grunge tribe that drop kicks that Seattle stuff into next week. Get with 'em, you won't be sorry. St. Andrews is the place, 9:00 is the time, a mere $5 is the price. Call 961-MELT for the 411 STEVE SOMERS TRIO Classical guitar, Kerrytown Concert House, 4 p.m., $7, 769-2999 DETROIT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA See Thursday, 3:30 p.m. CROUCH & LIEBERMAN Violin and flute duet, Espresso Royale (State), 662-2770 MICHIGAN CHAMBER PLAYERS Stravinsky's Octet and song cycles by Argento and Morrison. Faculty instrumentalists will be joined by sopranos Karen Lykes and the incomparable Lorna Haywood, School of Music Recital Hall, 8 p.m., free, 764-0594 JAzz COMBOS Michigan League Buffet, 5:30 p.m., 763-4726 UNIVERSITY BAND & CAMPUS BAND Conductors Glen Adsit and Jeffrey Grogan direct Holst Mozart and Brahms, Hill Auditorium, 4 p.m., free, 763-4726 T U E S D A Y TERRANCE SIMIEN & THE MALLET PLAYBOYS Big beat zydeco gang that turns on the sweat machine is gonna make you dance at the Ark with two shows (7:30 & 9:30) at the Ark, $10.75, 761-1451 FULLY LOADED Even more of that bluesy rock thang at Rick's, 996-2747 W E D N E S D A Y YELLOWMAN & THE SAGITTARIUS BAND This dancehall reggae world T H U R S D A Y NUNSENSE II, THE SECOND COMING The world premiere sequel to the popular original musical. The zany Little Sisters of Hoboken return to the stage for another evening of dancing and laughter. Birmingham Theatre, 211 S. Woodward, 8 p.m., $17.50-$30, 644-3533 or 645-6666. CARMEN The UMS presents the New York City Opera National Company's version of this popular opera about a Gypsy who falls into trouble with the law and a girl-crazy toreador. Power Center, 8 p.m., $20- $42, 764-2538. NECESSITIES The Purple Rose Theatre presents this new play by Velina Hasu which captures the emotional problems a rich, infertile woman suffers when she decides to buy a baby through the newspaper. Purple Rose Theatre, 137 Park St., Chelsea, 8 p.m., $10-$18, 475-7902. HIGHLY IMPROVABLE This comedy ensemble comprised of five Univer- sity seniors takes audience sugges- tions throughout the show - hence the name. Original shows each week. Kuenzel Room in the Union, 10 p.m., $2, 996-5979. THE PROFESSOR HAS A WARCRY A professor who broke his vow to take care of a friend's wife and son years ago returns to her funeral to help her son rebuild the past and find his father. Performance Network, 8 p.m., $7-$9, 663-0681. BRET LOTT FICTION READING Lott reads from his fiction which includes his most recent, 'Jewel," which deals with a woman who lives at odds with God. Rackham Amphitheatre, 5 p.m., free, 764- 6296. F R I D A Y SALEEM PEERADINA READS Peeradina, a Bombay poet in residence at the U, reads from his collection of poems. Location TBA, 4 p.m., free, 764-0352. NUNSENSE 11 See Thursday, 8 p.m. CARMEN See Thursday, 8 p.m. NECESSITIES See Thursday, 8 p.m. THE PROFESSOR HAS A WARCRY See Thursday, 8 p.m. S A T U R D A Y NUNSENSE II See Thursday, 8 p.m. CARMEN See Thursday, 8 p.m. NECESSITIES See Thursday, 8 p.m. THE PROFESSOR HAS A WARCRY See Thursday, 8 p.m. S U N D A Y SORCERER'S APPRENTICE Illusion and storytelling merge when the magic of Landis & Co. perform this and other fairy tales. Michigan Theater, 1:30 p.m., $5.50-$8.50. NECESSITIES See Thursday, 8 p.m. THE PROFESSOR HAS A WARCRY See Thursday, 6:30 p.m. NUNSENSE I See Thursday, 2 and 7 p.m. T U E S D A Y NUNSENSE II See Thursday, 8 p.m. W E D N E S D A Y "Amos and Andrew" promises to be the worst movie of the year. *FILMS HOLDING: ALADDIN The most profitable movie in Disney history. At Showcase: 12:35, 2:40,.4:45, 7. ARMY OF DARKNESS Sam Raimi's sequel to "Evil Dead 2" is just as mindless, just as dumb, and just as offensive - in other words, it's the best time at the movies in years. At Showcase: 1:10, 7:05. THE CRYING GAME The first movie in history to go first run after playing on campus first. Six nominations, including Best Supporting Actor. At Showcase: 12:25, 2:40, 5:05, 7:45, 10:10, 12:20. * FALLING DowN We're as mad as hell, and we're not going to take pretentious movies like this anymore. Director Joel Schmucker exploits all your worst fears and fails to say anything Significant about Modern Times. At Showcase: 12:30, 2:55, 5:20, 7:50, 10:20, 12:39. A FEw GOOD MEN Fortunately, Rob Reiner's latest lowest common denominator blockbuster received only a Few nominations. At Showcase: 9:30, 12:15. GROUNDHOG DAY Not as dumb as it looks, this hit comedy is probably the best Bill for your buck since "Stripes." At Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:40, 11:50. HOwARDS EmD Nine Oscar nominations, but it deserves 19. Do see it. At Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 1:15, 4:15, 7, 9:40. HOMEwARD BOUND This dog-and-cat adventure movie might have been watchable if they didn't make the animals talk. We hear the under-six crowd loves it, however. At Showcase: 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11. LOADED WEAPON I We may now pronounce National Lampoon dead. Good riddance. At State: 2, 4:30, 7, 9:15, 11. LORENzO'S OIL Director George Miller ("Mad Max") really can do it all. This potential disease-of-the-week schlock becomes an intense, brilliant drama in Miller's hands, with bravissitno performances by Susan Sarandon and Nick Nolte. At State: 2, 4:30, 7:10, 9:45. SCENT OF A WOMAN The Golden Globe winner for the best picture of 1992 will not win the Oscar for best picture. Even the Academy isn't that dumb. At Showcase: 3:15, 9:15, 12:15. SOmmmERSBY Yet another Hollywood pillaging of a European fihn, this one of that favorite French-class hit, "The Return of Martin Guerre." Yet this one's good, believe it or not, even with Dick Gere in the Depardieu role. From the director of "Queen of Hearts." At Showcase: 1:30, 4:10, 7:10, 9:35, 11:55. UNTAMED HEAm Marisa Tomei stars in this Frankie and Johnnyesque 0 romance; too bad it stars the two most annoying young actors alive, Rosie NUNSENSE p.m. I1 See Thursday, 2 and 8 I I