The Michigan Daily- Weekend etc. - February 11, 1993- Page 7 - CAMPUS C' I~EMA I~~ FILMS OPENING FRIDAY: THE CEmETERY CL uB Director Bill Duke ("Deep Cover," "A Rage in Harlem") does his best Herbert Ross impression in this "Golden Girls Hit the Big Screen." The winter releases aren't getting any better, are they? At Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 12:30, 2:35, 4:45, 7:05, 9:20; at Showcase: 12:25, 2:35, 4:45, 7:10, 9:25, 11:30. GROUNDHOG DAY The very great Bill Murray stars with the very awful Andie MacDowell in a very mediocre script about being stuck in some small town. Hey, it's Bill, it can't be all bad - can it? At Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 12:45, 2:50, 5, 7:20, 9:40; at Showcase: 12:35, 2:45, 4:55, 7:20, 9:40, 11:45. HOMEwARD BOUND It's another one of those Milo and Otis animal movies, but it still might be the best movie to come out this week. At Showcase: 1, 3, 5, 7:15, 9:15, 11:05. THE TEmp Lara Flynn Boyle stars in the latest from-hell thriller, in the tradition of the Roommate From Hell ("Single White Female") and the Cop From Hell ("Unlawful Entry.") We're sure the Secretary From Hell installment is just as good as the previous entries in the genre. At Briarwood: 10, 12:15, 2:25, 4:30, 7:05, 9:15, 11:30; at Showcase: 12:40, 2:55, 5:05, 7:35, 9:50, 11:55. UmrAMEm HEART Marisa Tomei stars in this Frankie and Johnnyesque romance; too bad it stars the two most annoying young actors alive, Rosie Perez and Christian Slater. At Showcase: 12:55, 3:10, 5:25, 7:45, 10:05, 12:15. T H U R S D A Y THE CRYING GAME (1992) Stand by your man. Mich Th 7:00 & 9:25 How ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO Kmow I'M STILL AuvE / TANTO TIEMPo (1992) A light comedy followed by the tale of a Mexican- American women who rejects her assimilationist upbringing. "Tanto Tiempo" director Cheryl Quintana Leader will lead a discussion following the showing. Nat Sci 7:30 free. F R I D A Y GREEN CARD (1990) The moving saga of Zoe Baird's quest to find good help. Intl Ctr 7:00 free. THE LADY VANISHES (1938) Vintage Hitchcock tale of spies and Macguffins. MLB 3 7:00 and 10:20. THE CRYING GAME (1992) See Thursday. Mich Th 5:00, 7:05 & 11:45. AMERICAN PicrURES Searing exploration into American poverty - the underbelly of a thousand points of light. Nat Sci 8:00 free. H-2 WORKER (1990) The brutal realities of Jamaicans who work in Florida's sugar cane fields on temporary guestworker visa status. Show with the Sundance award- winning "Seeds of Revolution." Aud A 8:00. FALLEN IDOL (1949) Carol Reed's classic tale of a young boy's destructive idol worship of the family butler (he's no Mr. French). MLB 3 8:40. MY NEw GUm (1992) Director Stacey Cochran's sly tale of yuppies and revolvers. A long, strange trip into the dark, sick heart of Ameri- can suburbia. Mich Th 9:30. S A T U R D A Y HORSE Papa takes son away from his home and mother in pursuit of big dreams in Istanbul. Turkish with subtitles. Mich Th 5:00. ZENTROPA (1991) An artsy, over-stylized exercise in film technique that puts even Coppola' "Bram Stoker's Dracula" to shame. Aud A 7:00 & 9:00. MY NEw GUm (1992) See Friday. Mich Th 7:10. ESCAPE TO WITCH MouNTAmiN (1975) If you remember back when this was all the rage in your elementary school class, it's time to graduate. Hillel 7:30 & 9:45. FULL MOON IN NEW YORK A study in stereotypes of Chinese culture. Lorch 8:00 free. THE CRYING GAME (1992) See Thursday. Mich Th 9:20 & 11:45. S U N D A Y THE CRYING GAME (1992) See Thursday. Mich Th 7:00. My NEw GUN (1992) See Friday. Mich Th 9:30. M O N D A Y THE VIRGIN SPRING (1960) Another Bergman morality opus - this one spawned the truly nauseat- ing, Mansonesque Wes Craven exploitation film, "Last House on the Left." Mich Th 4:15. THE CRYING GAmE (1992) See Thursday. Mich Th 7:00. MY NEw GUN (1992) See Friday. Mich Th 9:30. T U E S D A Y THE VIRGIN SPRING (1960) See Monday. Mich Th 7:00. THE CRYING GAmE (1992) See Thursday. Mich Th 9:10. MY NEw Gum (1992) See T H U R S D A Y T H U R LIZ STORY This Windham Hill pianist's compositions are not only brilliant, but make Nanci Griffith look even sillier than she already is. Joel Dibartolo opens the show at the Ark, 761-1800, $13.75 (in advance). UNCLE CHUNK Shake shake shake your booty with these fun-lovin' funksters at the Blind Pig, 996-8555. EASTERNOPOLY: EMU SYMPHONY POPS BENEFIT CONCGRT McKenny Union Ballroom (EMU), 7:15, p.m., $12-$20, 487-2255. DETROIT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA Guitarist Angel Romero joins the king of the pops himself, Erich Kunzel, in a Spanish and Mexican pops concert, Orchestra Hall (Detroit), 8:30 p.m., $17-$48, 833-3700. JUST FOR TODAY You'll still love yourself tomorrow, Rick's, call 996- 2747. TA, MAHALCome on, what more needs to be said? This is Taj, man. He's done it all, been everywhere -He's the man! He's performing at the Gem (across from the Fox Theater) in Detroit. Tickets are $45 (it may seem like a lot, but all proceeds go to AIDS research at Harper Hospital). NY commedienne Jane Galvin-Lewis opens the midnight show. Call 645-6666 for more info. JAzz COMBOS Rackham Lecture Hall, 8 p.m., free, 763-4726. F R I D A Y VANESSA JOHNSON This Detroit jazz diva makes her Ann Arbor debut with the Ron Brooks Trio tonight at the Bird of Paradise, 662-8310. BIG DAVE AND THE ULTRASOmcs It's always a party when Dave and Co. hit the stage at the Blind Pig, 996-8555. DEADBEAT SOETY Local post-mod bluegrass/swing tribe that'll leave you smiling at the Ark, 761-1800, $7.75 (members, seniors and students), $8.75 others. CHAMBER CHOIR, WIND ENSEMBLE & PERCUSSION ENSEMBLE Theodore Morrison and Michael Udow conduct Hindemith, Schutz, and more, Hill Auditorium, 8 p.m., free, 763-4726. DETROIT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA See Thursday, 8:30 p.m. POLISH FOLK MUSic The Lira Singers perform mazurkas, polonaises and other polish ethnic melodies, Rackham, 8 p.m., free, 747-2237. FRANK ALLISON & THE ODD SOCKS Frank baby, what's up? Sox, Mammoths - make up your mind! We still love your kooky tunes anyway, so kick some butt at Rick's, 996-2747. SATURDAY WCBN BENEFIT The Holy Cows headline this cavalcade of fab local bands whoopin' it up to help support radio free Ann Arbor at the Blind Pig, 996-8555, doors at 6:00 p.m. ANDRt PREvIN TRO Killer jazz trio (consisting of Andre Previn, Ray Brown and Mundell Lowe) that was name-checked by blissed-out technoids the Beloved will dazzle at the Hill Auditorium, $10-24, 764- 2538. ICE CUBE Hip hop's poet laurate brings the noize to the Motor City. He blew your mind at Lollapalooza; Just imagine what's gonna go down tonight. Da Lench Mob open the show at the Club International, 841-0020, ($15 at the door), show time is 7:00. HUNTUNES These cats are so good we'll forgive 'em for being from Spartanville at Rick's, 996-2747 VANESSA JOHNSON See Friday, Feb. 12 LIVINGSTON TAYLOR A songwriter's songwriter, Livingston Taylor will - light up the Ark, two shows: 7:30 & 10 p.m., $12.50 (in advance), 761- 1800. DETROIT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA See Thursday, 8:30 p.m. DETROIT NEWS YOUNG PEOPLE'S CONCERT Leslie Dunner and the DSO perform favorite tunes by Britten, Bernstein, Bizet, Mozart and more, Orchestra Hall, 11:30 a.m. & 2:00 p.m., $7-$19, 833-3700. MIDDLE EASTERN MUSic Jihad Racy, a scholar of ethnomusicology, performs middle-eastern music on various instruments, including the buzquz and the long-necked fretted lute, Rackham, 8 p.m., free, 747-1847. S U N D A Y JON HENDRICKS See the vocalist that predated the Manhattan Transfer's "vocalese" and sings Charlie Parker solos at the Ark, $15 (in advance), 761-1800. JAvA & JAzz Tasty cool ray jazz with free coffee at the Michigan Union Taproom, 4 p.m., free! DETROIT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA See Thursday, 3:30 p.m. THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA Lecture on merchandising follows show. The New Masonic Temple Theatre, 500 Temple Ave., Detroit, 8 p.m., $22.50-$60, 832-2232 or 645- 6666. NECESSITIES The Purple Rose Theatre presents this new play by Velina Hasu. Purple Rose Theatre, 137 Park St., Chelsea, 8 p.m., $10- $18, 475-7902. HIGHLY IMPROVABLE UPLUGGED This comedy ensemble comprised of five University seniors takes audience suggestions throughout the show - hence the name. This week's proceeds go to AIDS research. Kuenzel Room in the Union, 10 p.m., $2, 996-5979. OUR TOwN Thornton Wilder's classic drama traces the life of Emily Webb and George Gibb, chronicling events from first love to marriage and on to death. Mendelssohn Theater, 8 p.m., $6-$14, 764-0450; see article page OwrcrS D'AMOUR Classic love songs from American and European theater and opera are showcased by the Papagena Opera Company. Kerrytown Concert House, 415 N. Fourth Ave, 8 p.m., $10-$20, 769- SING; see article page F R I D A Y As You LIKE IT This Shakespearean romantic comedy set in turn-of-the-century America. EMU Quirk Theater, 8 p.m., $5-$8, 487-1221. IT'S ABOUT TIME A mid-winter, mixed media tribute to spring and the change of seasons. Performance Network, 8 p.m., $7, 663-0681. THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA See 'hursday, 8 p.m. NECESSITIES See Thursday, 8 p.m. OUR Tow See Thursday, 8 p.m. OBJEcrs D'AMOUR See Thursday, 8 p.m. SAT U R DAY r NUNSENSE II, THE SECOND COMING The zany Little Sisters of Hoboken return . Birmingham Theatre, 211 S. Woodward, 8 p.m., $17.50-$30, 644-3533 or 645-6666; see article page THE VELVETEEN RABBIT Adapta- tion of the children's fairy tale about a stuffed rabbit that comes to life. Michigan Theater, 1:30 p.m., $5.50- $8.50, 668-8397. THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA See Thursday, 2 and 8 p.m. NECESSITIES See Thursday, 8 p.m. As You LIKE IT See Friday, 8 p.m. OUR Tw See Thursday, 8 p.. OBEcTS D'AmoUR See Thursday, 8 p.m. IT'S ABOUT TImE See Friday, 8 p.m. S U N D A Y THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA See Thursday, 2 and 7:30 p.m. NECESSITIES See Thursday, 8 p.m. AS You LIKE IT See Friday, 6 p.m. OUR TOwN See Thursday, 2 p.m. OBJECTS D'AMOUR See Thursday, 4 p.m. NUNSENSE I See Saturday, 2 and 7 p.m. T U E S D A Y THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA See Thursday, 8 p.m. NUNSENSE II See Saturday, 8 p.m. W E D N E S D A Y MUMMENSCHAIZ MASK & MIME Innovative performance art is hrnniaht to life throuoh mime S D A Y What is it with Bill and rodents? First gophers, now a groundhog? FILMS HOLDING: ALADDIN It's probably the best movie of the Christmas season - it's an animated feature, not a cartoon, damnit! Robin Williams will never find a better role (at least it's not in "Toys.") At Briarwood: 10:05, 12, 2, 4:15, 7, 9, 11:30; at Showcase: 12:35, 2:40, 4:45, 7, 9,11. AuvE Disney goes cannibal in this inspiring tale about some schmucks who have to eat each other to survive - all handled quite tastefully, we hear. If only Ethan Hawke was the one who got eaten ... At Showcase: 1:35,4:15, 7:25, 10:10, 12:30; at Showcase: 1:35, 4:15, 7:25, 10:10, 12:30. DAMAGE Only, and we do mean only, director Louis Malle could make a good movie out of such a mediocre tale o' obsession. With fine perfor- mances from Jeremy Irons and Miranda Richardson ("The Crying Game.") At State: 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30, 11:30. ENCAmTED APML Just think, you can see three Miranda Richardson movies on Liberty Street. This "Howards End"-esque drama so sweet you'll choke, but Richardson again is radiant. At State: 2,4:30, 7, 9:30, 11:30. A FEw GooD MEN Rob Reiner's latest lowest common denominator blockbuster manages a Few Good Scenes with Jack, but little more. But, boy, oh boy, that Tom Cruise really is irresistible. At Showcase: 1:00, 3:50, 7:05, 10:00, 12:35. At Briarwood: 10:15, 1, 4, 7, 9:35, 11:55. LOADED WEAPON I We may now pronounce National Lampoon dead. Good riddance. At Showcase: 1:10, 3:10, 5:10, 7:30, 9:35, 11:25; at Briarwood: 10:05, 11:45, 1:30, 3:15, 5:05, 7:45, 9:35, 11:30. MATNEE Director Joe Dante's testament to B-horror movies might just be his "Citizen Kane." But don't let that scare you off. It's actually funny, in a "Gremlins 2" sort of way. At Showcase: 12:50, 3, 5:10, 7:25, 9:45, 11:45. SCENT OF A WomAm The Golden Globe winner for the best picture of 1992. We smell a rat. At Briarwood: 10, 1, 4, 7:15, 10:15; at Showcase: 2, 5, .8, 11. SmPER Tom Berenger ("Platoon') tries to become the new Schwarzenegger in this lowbrow action pic set in Panama. Talk about jungle fever. At Showcase: 1:05, 3:15, 5:25, 7:40, 9:55, 12. SOMMERSBY Yet another Hollywood pillaging of a European film, this one of that favorite French-class hit, "The Return of Martin Guerre." Yet this one's good, believe it or not, even with Dick Gere in the Depardieu role. From the director of "Queen of Hearts." At Showcase: 12:25, 2:50, 5:15, 7:45, 10:15, 12:25; at Briarwood: 10, 12:10, 2:30, 4:45, 7:25, 9:50, 11:55. THE VAAasHmnc George Sluizer sells his soul by directing a dreadful remake of his own brilliant yet subtitled thriller of a couple years ago. Rent W"Th vank hina" nt a viden stare near vnu instead At Showcase: 12:30. M O N D A Y ATANOS Slam-bang soulful rock and roll at Rick's, 996-2747 THE UmVERSTY PHILHARMOMA Donald Schleicher conducts Manuel de Falla's "Three Cornered Hat: Suite No. 2," and concertos, featuring winners of the University Concerto Competition, Hill, 8 p.m., 763-4726, free! T U E S D A Y BOBBY WATT & BAND Canadian singer / songwriter at the Ark, $7.75- $8.75, 761-1800. THE IMPATIENTS Let these local guitar slingers rock your world at the Blind Pig, 996-8555. FACULTY BRASS QUimTET Recital Hall (School of Music), 8 p.m., 763- 4726, free! W E D N E S D A Y "HAvE A HEART!" BENEFIT Help send kids with hemophilia and AIDS to camp so they can have as much fun as you did. Ark, $12.50, 761-