The Michigan Daily-Weekend etc. - February 11, 1993-Page 3 Hash Bash rights How many fairies can you get to dance on the head of apin? That was the central issue ofacase my father tried for the American Civil Liberties Union when he was fresh out ofMichigan Law School and still did that sort of thing. A group of Quakers opposed to the Viet- nam War were protesting in Lafayette Park, across from the White House. The "Objets D'Amour" plays at the Kerrytown Concert House. A perfect date for you opera lovers. Not your everyday Valentine opera by Melissa Rose Bernardo As if there isn't already enough hype about Valentine's Day, this weekend the Papagena Opera Company presents anotherholiday charmer, "Objets D'Amour." But before you run away screaming ("opera"and"Valentine'sDay" in the same sentence sometimes has that effect), this is Papagena's effort to make opera and the whole Hallmark holiday a little more palpable. Papagena Opera Company is entering its ninth season thanks to its director, Rochelle Warren. War- ren was turned on to the idea of an opera company when she was doing social psychology research in Europe. A trip to the opera in Vienna had a great emotional impact on her. To be around music and to bring its beauty to everyone became hergoal "People think of opera as big, cumbersome and boring," she explained. "I wanted it to be young, fresh, intimate, and approachable." The name "Papagena" has special significance. Warren referred to the quest for love in Mozart's "The Magic Flute." Papageno, the charmingly simple-minded bird catcher, only desires to find his soul mate - his "Papagena." He then finds her .disguised as a raggedy old woman. "The spirit of Papagena represents the spirit of love fulfilled and dreams," Warren said. As a continuation of their traditional Valentine's Dayperformances,thecompanywillpresent"Objets D'Amour," or, "Objects of Love," a collection of music saluting the trials and tribulations of - what else? - love. Warren described the program as "opera and operetta, with a splash of musical theater" from America and Europe. A highlight is Bernstein and Sondheim's "West Side Story," probably the most well-known trial of love in the theater. Other selec- tions include the champagne chbrus from "Die Fledermaus," a few selections from Bizet's "Carmen," andapeekatComden, Green and Styne's gleeful musical "Bells are Ringing." Warren's favor- ite is a duet from Delibes' "Lakme," which many may recognize from the British Airways commer- cial, or from the movie "I've Heard the Mermaid's Singing." Warren felt sure that audiences would recognize pieces even if they are not familiar with opera. All of the works are staged, and are performed by a cast of only four. The four singers (a soprano, mezzo-soprano, tenor and baritone) represent such professional companies as the Ohio Light Opera, the Michigan Opera Theater and the San Francisco Opera Company. A single piano provides accompa- niment. Warren and her cast had many goals in selecting the music. "We wanted American (music) repre- sented ... to get people to stop thinking of opera as European," she said. The subject matter was a given - and what better place is there to find love songs than in opera? As a special treat, Warren has dubbed Friday evening's performance as "singles night." Singles are encouraged to attend, with no "single supple- ment required," Warren explained. After the perfor- mance, the company invites the audience to the Gandy Dancer, where the mezzanine will be re- served for a "single mingle." Who knows? Maybe you will meet your "Papagena." OBJETSD'AMOUR will be performed at 8p.m. February 11-13 and 4 p.m February 14 at the Kerrytown Concert House, 415 N. Fourth. General admission tickets are $10 on February 11, $15for all other days; assigned seats (first five rows) are available for $20, and students get a $5 discount on all tickets. Call 769-SING. U.S. government, which was still trying to sell the war to the American public, wanted them out. But the White House and the D.C. government wouldn't be so foolish as to forcibly ban such gentle folk fromprotesting.Instead, theymain- tained that crowds of 200 ormore people would pose a fire hazard, and barred the Quakers on a technicality - for their own good, of course. This month, the University handed down adraconian (and Frankensteinian) new Diag policy which parallels the strategy the government used against the Quakers. Only this time, the victim - the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws (NORML) - is not quite as endearing. In recent years, the administration has become obsessed with the group's annual Hash Bash, andhas made itaperennial task to do whatever it takes (like breaking the law) to keep NORML off the Diag. So this year, the administration is building its case ahead of time by implementing aslew of so-called time, place and man- ner restrictions that make Hash Bash against the rules. To do so, administrators have tight- ened up Diag permit regulations, down- sized the area allowed for protests, man- dated acumbersome seven-day waiting period for all protests, and even out- lawed sidewalk chalking. Unfortunately, such cynical posturing will have severe consequences for all students, especially those concerned with free expression and open debate. Last year, then-Vice President for Student Services Mary Ann Swain was crucified in the press when she sent a computer message to the director of the Student Organizations Development Center - who is charged with regulat- ing Diag use - ordering her to deny NORML its rightful permit by any means necessary. "You are not to schedule NORML for the Diag anywhere around the Hash Bash time," she wrote. "Please tell them we invite them to participate in an alter- native indoors forum on the issues they wish to address." While Swain's suggestion of hold- ing the Hash Bash indoors in, say, the Union has interesting possibilities, it would probably put a damper on the pot-smoking extravaganza. What's more, Swain's action reeked of First Amendmentviolations. WhenNORMIL filed suit, the University lost in court (as the University's general counsel surely knew it would - but what's a few dollars in legal fees when students are footing the bill?). But history shows that administra- tors don't mind getting a black-eye in court, so long as they can demonstrate to the community that they have made a good-faith effort to keep those unruly pot-heads off the Diag. Unfortunately, the administration has gutted students' rights and the First Amendment in the process. So this year, the administration is building its inevitable court case well in advance. And this year, if those hemp- loving patriots want to toke up in public, they will have to come up with a $9,000 deposit for clean-up costs. Never mind that the Diag has a long history as a hotbed of political debate. Never mind that some groups - like the homeless, for example - probably couldn't come up with nine grand if they had to. Just consider the absurdity of an administration so obsessed with Hash Bash, so panicked, that it would write a whole book of rules denying basic free-speech rights to an entire student bodyjusttokeepabunchofpot- heads sporting tri-cornered hats from having their day. There are hints of a compromise, and the administration may give in on a few of the policy's most foolish restric- tions, like the chalk ban and the provi- sion restricting all Diag protests to a small cement area in front of the Gradu- ate Library. But the most harmful provi- sions, like the one that allows the Uni- versity to slap NORML - or any stu- dent group - with a $9,000 bond, will almost certainly remain. That leaves students with only a thread of control over their Diag and their rights. But there is hope. When my father tried the Quaker case, he lined up expert testimony stating that at least 200,000 people could fit into Lafayette Park, and he won the case on a compromise rul- ing. 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Packing up for the weekend, they drive offin the pouring rain, only to arrive soaked, cold and tired at a house devoid of firewood and electric lights. When appealing to the kindness of theirneighbors forfood and wood, they discover how stigmatized city folks are out in the "wilderness." Once back home, a creaking in the house makes them fearthe worst. Butit's only Monty, who arrived to claim sexual favors from Marwood, guaranteed him by Withnail if they were to be allowed to use the cottage. Marwood lives on another plane from Withnail. Although he's stuck in the same place as his friend, he ob- serves life with a much wider scope. Withnail is so paranoid and insecure that he can never get anything right, and yet he patronizes his friend (and everyone else) as if he were always in complete control. Grant carries this almostgrotesque character beautifully. And Griffiths' Monty is an impressive supporting role. 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