Page 4-The Michigan Daily- Friday, January 29, 1993 , Editor in Chief IT'g THE BABY BOOMERS THEY'RE CALLING US WIONG 1u~r b pX ti t { , TELL VMM 420 Maynard Street Ann Arbor, Michigan 48109 764-0552 MATTHEW D. RENNIE Opinion Editors YAEL CITRO GEOFFREY EARLE AMITAVA MAZUMDAR Edited and Managed by Students at the University of Michigan Unsigned editorials represent a majority of the Daily's Editorial Board. All other cartoons, signed articles, and letters do not necessarily represent the opinion of the Daily. $ g....a....Pretty..s...aky,.. Diagonally. Prett'y sneaky,, Dude 6O h1&A UN UP TOGO 0 LEVITATE THE PENTAGON ~SO1,4T I4G - A -d -4 4 *AT TJhe four people who lead a chanting crowd of about three students on the Diag yesterday probably didn't make enough of an impression to convince the administration to modify its newly- imposed, restrictive Diag policy. Then again, nei- ther would 5,000 students armed with Molotov cocktails. History shows us that student resent- ment and protest only serves to solidify adminis- frative opposition. Regardless, like Christ's iracles of the loaves and fishes, one never knows when Duderstadtian Providence will occur. There is no question that the current policy has to go. Nevertheless, there is room for compro- Mise. Dean of Students Royster Harper's appear- 4nce at this week's MSA meeting signals that the administration might be willing to bend. s If this is true, students should be prepared to make some concessions. The 12:00-only rule, which limits Diag protests involving loudspeaker equipment to a one-hour time slot, is among the more reasonable provisions of the new policy. It protects students and faculty who want to go about their daily business. Students need access to free speech, not license to mandate listening from others. Otherconstraints, like the one mandating seven- day's notice and administrative approval for Diag use must change. If the University insists on having prior notice of events, it should shorten the number of days for prior approval, and has to promise not to censor any event on the basis of content. That should keep University security in- formed of possible risks, without denying students their First Amendment rights. Whether there are other possible compromises that can be ironed out remains to be seen. Clearly, the best way to orchestrate a compromise is to get MSA leaders and administrators from the Office of Student Affairs to the bargaining table. But the case for change is clear. The University has a proud history of activism, and one that it likes to tout in its brochures and fund-raising drives. The accomplishments of Students for a Democratic Society in the early 1960s were central to the civil rights movement. Leaders like Tom Hayden and Sharron Jeffries and Bob Ross simply could not have made such an impact without a focal point of debate like the Diag to serve as their soapbox. Rather than trying to sanitize and regulate the University's activist history (or future?) adminis- trators should embrace it. Allowing for a Diag that is the social, political and intellectual focul point of campus is the way for administrators to show that they are not afraid of student unity and discourse- they foster it. 0 Daily errs on gun control :Y A whale of an injustice Invest in Russian democracy To the Daily: In response to your editorial on gun control ("Gun-of-the- month bill is a start ... but U.S. needs stricter laws," 1/20/93), I feel it necessary to point out the many oversights and falsehoods that you presented. With your recommendation of registration, you-failed to point out that the 5th Amendment protects criminals from having to register their guns. You went on to assert that a seven-day waiting period would prevent "crimes of passion," but you again failed to point out that the vast majority of these crimes are committed by people predis- posed to violence, who already possess the weapons they use.. As for the totally outrageous claims the Daily made concerning the death statistics, I would really like to know where you dredged up such distorted figures. On the basis of anti-gun polls alone, there are 645,000 defensive uses of a handgun (presentation or shooting) annually. Recent studies have also shown that in Detroit twice as many criminals are shot by citizens than by police. You seem to imply that by eliminating handguns the mortal- ity rates due to shooting would decrease, again you are sorely mistaken. In fact, a 1986 study by the New York Academy of Medicine showed that if handguns were completely eliminated, long guns are so much more deadly (five-to- 11.4 times more) that homicide rates would triple. This is based on only 50 percent of the 80 percent of incarcerated felons who, in a National Institute of Justice survey, said that they would turn to long guns in the absence of handguns. There were only two things that were true in your report. One is the need for education for new gun owners. That is why the NRA conducts thousands of these classes annually. What has Handgun Control Inc. (HCI) done to this end? Secondly, "limiting the distribution of guns is nearly impossible." That is why we should be concentrating our efforts on correcting the social problems that lead to violence, not coming up with a band-aid solution that will only mask it. John Neuman LSA junior To the Daily: I read in yesterday's New York Times that whales are closely realted to cows. However, I do not find this amusing. Sperm whales are dying at unprec- edented rates - almost three a day on campus, and President Duderstadt and MSA President Ede Fox don't seem to care. How long can we as University students go on debating whether cows and sperm whales are related, while the slaughter continues? .4 .." w 'y 4 I, 4 s. Brad Bernatek LSA senior Go unto the sloths ** Three years ago, a majority of Russians felt democracy was more important than a strong leader. Today, according to an ABC News pole, they feel differently. The economic situation in the ex-Soviet Union has wreaked such havoc that democracy and free-market reforms are no longer priorities, surviving is. Violent and civil conflicts andthe simultaneous rise ofright-wing nationalist and communist organizations threatens the future Of the sibling democracies. The United States, long willing to offer rhetoric, continues to delay sending relief to its former enemies. Two months ago, Sens. Sam Nunn (D-Ga.) and Richard Lugar (R-Ind.) returned from a tour of the ex-U.S.S.R. and had little good to report. Poverty- stricken Kazakhstan is rumored to be willing to sell its nuclear arsenal for much-needed capital. It may have already sold submarines to Iran. Ukraine, now steered by a strongly nationalist government hoping to gain an upperhand against its Russian rival, has retreated from its promise to dismantle its nuclear arsenal. Now, the Ukrainians are strug- gling to discover the codes to launch its missiles, presumably against some future Russian threat. Moreover, the continuing ethnic rivalries have fueled bloody civil wars in Georgia, Nagorno- Kharabakh, Chechen-Ingush, Kazakhstan and else- where. The butchery is comporable to that in Bosnia-Hercegovina. The deteriorating situation is clearly a threat to international security. Moscow and Kiev are no longer aware of where the entire Soviet nuclear arsenal is. For the United States to do nothing but hope that magic will save democracy and luck will establish capitalism will guarantee defeat and en- sure continuing chaos. Those who haven't enough to survive, or little more, often turn to scapegoating or violence. It is clear, then, why so many in Russia and its neighbor- ing republics have resorted to unrest. The value of the Russian ruble has plummeted, more than 500 to every dollar. The rate of inflation is dangerously close to hyper-inflation. The problem is no longer the availability of goods - for free-market reforms have stocked shelves --but rather, the cost of basic necessities. John Kenneth Galbraith wisely pointed out that those who oppose aid "would make democ- racy synonimous with suffering." Russian citizens now march against President Boris Yeltsin, toting pictures of Vladimir Lenin and Joseph Stalin, wishing for the return of the "good old days." Many seem to be willing to relive the purges to feed their families. The sentiment, in many ways, is unerstandable. But, the Western World can try to increase their options. Ex-Soviet citizens may turn away from communism if they can count on international support. To the Daily: There is a lot of talk nowadays about letting homosexuals in the military. As the Bible says, "And Jebediah said unto Bezebel,'Go unto the sloths, fill a jerrican with mangos, and say that the autmn is o'er.' And the people rejoiced." (Wilbur 3:45) This demonstrates very clearly that God disapproves of homo- sexuality. Or maybe it shows that God approves of homosexuality. I'm not really sure. 4P r GEO demands higher salary ', Land reform: a modest proposal To the Daily: The 1,600 teaching and research assistants at the Univer- sity are charged with much of the responsibility for teaching undergraduates. Most TAs, however, cannot support them- selves on their teaching salaries. This is because the mean monthly salary for TAs is $110 less than the monthly living expenses for a graduate student, as calculated by the University's own Office of Financial Aid. So, in addition to teaching and full-time course work, the typical TA has to squeeze in a part-time job to pay the rent every month. In 1990, Dean John D'Armns spoke before Congress. He said that graduate students forced to seek nonacademnic employment often end up unable to complete their degree programs, and he called this, "a regrettable and preventable loss to students and society." It is a loss to society because before this decade is out our country is expected to face a severe shortage of Ph.D.'s to teach college. It's a loss to society because graduate students working second jobs must take time away from their primary jobs - teaching undergraduates. Nonacademic employment also lengthens the average degree- completion time, hurting the University's reputation and lowering the number of Ph.D.s it turns out. The contract under which the TAs work expires Feb. 1, 1993. In contract negotiations, the TA union (GEO) has proposed a living wage for TAs, a wage in line with the University's own estimates of what it costs to make ends meet in Ann Arbor. This increase would mean a 15 percent raise, which may sound like a lot, but TAs don't make much money -- this is only about $25 a week for the typical TA. Support TAs in their quest for a living wage. Turn out at lunch time this Friday, Jan. 29, to show solidarity with them in the Diag and in front of the LSA Building. Frank DeSanto Rackham graduate student 0 ,, '.. r' tF a E. ~ i N x i Ana Nymous LSA senior' To photo, with love... A"January comes to a close, thousands of students trudge endlessly through the frozen streets of Ann Arbor in a desperate struggle to find housing for next year. Greedy parasitic landlords control the land, which they offer to students only in order to reap outrageous profits. After years of op-. pression, students are faced with one clear choice to end this brutal system: Rise up and siezeR the land for themselves. RICH CHQVDaiy Land reform is long overdue in Ann Arbor. For years, the landlords have owned everything, the students nothing. The marvelous profits generated by Ann Arbor housing translates into nothing but poverty and misery for the students. Let us see how the student is owned by the landlord right from the outset. After a student is accepted into the University, the bourgeoise land- lord gives them a "choice" of which residence hall to live in. In reality there is no choice, because the student must live in whichever miserable hovel they are assigned. In these dorms, the will of the landlord is enforced by petite-bourgeoise "residential advi- sors." In return for a few minor priveleges these students turn traitor to their class and work for the oppressor. Where the landlord lives in luxury, the student lives in squalor. While the landlord sleeps inexpen- sive double beds, the student crawls into cage-like and often deadly lofts. Whilethelandlord eats food, the student is given "cauliflower casserole." And those few students who escape the cafeterias find only greasy entree plus fare - yielding even more handsome profits for the landlord. The students move off campus, hoping to find freedom. Yet they soon grow nostalgic for their dorm hole. Wheras before they had a guaranteed space in the dorm, now they must crawl on their hands and knees to the landlord, begging for a tiny, vermin-infested room. The resident advisor has been vanquished, only to be replaced by an even more oppressive landlord. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss. The landlords often brutalize and humiliate stu- dents. A knife is held to a woman's crotch! That's subjective? Yes, it's time that students organize to defend their class interests. No longer can we allow the landlords to grow wealthy off the sweat of our labor. The time has come for revolution. Rise up, fellow students, and smash the state! Break up the giant land estates! Students of the University, unite! You have nothing to lose but your mealcards! .P 4 KRISTOFFER GILLETTE/Daily Offensive holding. Small forward Ray Jackson sends a signal to Big 10 refs. Dedicated to photo. Sorry a bout the finger. £IdnA rn1 rrm~ri' Tr. TN VU i l ll Vi1 V1 uU*w;*M 11.Y wUN31 : i Asian Americans lack visibility - By Gene Lee Watching the television screen avidly as the new President Will- iam Jefferson Clinton was inaugu- rated, I felt proud to have voted for this man. He has promised to change America, to make the country a better place, and to call on us, the American citizens, to be respon- sible to and to "sacrifice" for the United States of America. Clinton called fornew taxes, and we obliged. We, the American citizens, told Clinton to take our money, to re- and Native Americans. The mes- sage was clear. Let us show the world the diversity and equality that exists in America. After years of a virtual genocide of the African-American race, fi- nally, they are receiving the respect the eyes of America. The cameras scanned through the thousands of people at the inau- guration taking various shots of Americans -ethe great "salad bowl." However, not one Asian American showed up to the inaugu- ration. Let us show the world the diversity and equality that exists in America. and recognition they deserve. Indeed, Clinton has made dra- Excuse me? Yes, the cameras were filming through the audience I I