Page 2 - The Michigan Daily -Weekend etc. --January 28, 1993 44..lrjr NO byIlk7'oskl loAk..: i'S -,- I- I, /" . I4/ .46 7.:.! I' ) ti.. -. -=-1 'r WM* K1 Olt9 al --Ipgmlm..umnpL- -- Am% I I I v This cartoon ran in a Saturday (.yes, Saturday) issue of the Daily - back in the good ol' days when the paper cost a dime. It was accompa- nied by a story about a mischevious high school lad who, to amuse his buddies on the school bus, flipped off a state trooper. Well, the state trooper, apparently pretty miffed, hauled the prankster to the Connecticut Court of Common Pleas. After much debate, the court unanimously ruled that the "digitus impudicus" - the politically correct Latin term for the bird - was not an obscenity, and that the boy could not legally be punished for his folly. Apparently, for something to be considered an obscenity, ithas to arouse sexual desire. Now, isn't this just go- ing a little too far? John McEnroe talked more with finger gestures than with actual words and everyone ad- mired him for it. But a silly schoolboy with a spastic middle finger sends a whole town into a tizzy shouting "ob- scenity!" We say a big "fuck you!" to that. 0' EDITORS CONTRIBUTORS, "- " - - w - Cal 763-0379 for information. Nima Hodaei Melissa R. Bernardo ARTS EDITORS Jessie Halladay Aaron Hamburger Megan Abbott, Andrew Cahn, Jason Carroll, Rich Choi, Steve Culver, Geoff Earle, Steven Knowlton, Kristen Knudsen, Alison Levy, Jenny McKee, Sharon Musher, John R. Rybock, Liz Shaw, Jordan Stancil, Scott Sterling, Sarah Weidman, Kirk Wetters, Michael John Wilson, Josh Worth 'f 40 0l (0 I Z 1 -I I I