The Michigan Daily - Friday, December 11, 1992- Page 9 Eddie Murphy goes cerebral t t r 1 t 9 6 ? Y t 3 i E i t k i k k 1 X Y B i i 1 1 p i t 4 { t M A E 9 E N r i i s' r r' t w' o, 41 pi l 4 i t I N . Y i i 1 a i 1 R t 1 b k i A { d t ', f t r e M Y 4 1 r 4 Y t i k A 2 4 y W k f P K 1 *) F k i 1 A k t a yk yP'. yYti 1g@f fi. f . k i to h fl k d 6 A. L k b F. Ih y' " Y 4- 'fl by Aaron Hamburger When you think Eddie Murphy, the next person to come to mind probably isn't Woody Allen. Yet when asked who his favorite come- dian was, Murphy immediately cited "Radio Days" and "Broadway Danny Rose" as his two favorite Woody movies. Murphy likes "Stardust Memo- ries" as well, but for more personal reasons. "You know what's really interesting about that movie? People watch that movie and people look at it and go, 'Oh people aren't like that. No one could be like that. That's too inside.' But anybody in show business will tell you that that movie is so realistic, so real. "When I saw the movie I freaked out. The same shit, 'Oh he's not funny anymore. Oh he's not doing it, oh he's trying to do ...' The whole shit where people are trying to figure out what it was that made you an artist, and getting all up in your business and stuff. And I was going through that exact same thing." The past few years have not been the kindest to Murphy, who, once the biggest star in Hollywood, has seen his career falter somewhat with the successive failures of his direc- toral debut, "Harlem Nights," and "Another 48 Hours." Murphy takes full blame for those films. "If you look at 'Harlem Nights,' it was the first movie I made that wasn't a critical success and just barely made its money. That movie and 'Another 48 hours' was trying to do something other than the artist was trying ... to write, direct, star and act all at the same time. I was a performer and if I could do all those different things I never did them at the same time. I never felt like doing them at the same time and I was do- ing them just because other artists was doing them, not because I was inspired to do it. And the result was a half-ass movie, a half-ass perfor- mance on my part." Explaining his long absence from the movies, Murphy said, "I did that two years ago. I pulled away and I didn't come back until I found some- thing I was passionate about." Apparently, Murphy was quite taken with Marty Kaplan's script for "The Distinguished Gentleman." "Comedically it was the first time there was a backdrop," he com- mented. "There was a story and characters and stuff and there was something intelligent going on. It wasn't just me coming in a room and talking really fast and everybody going who was that Negro?" "You know, when I did 'Boomerang' I was trying to do something with a little more heart and a little more intelligent than the things I had done in the past. And with ('Gentleman'), of all the things I've read, it was the first time that I was able to do something that was cerebral." Addressing his reputation for be- ing an promiscuous egotist as a young man, Murphy said, "Every- body goes through that. Pick any 23- year-old, 24-year-old. Start giving him a whole lot of money, a purple leather suit and he's going to make a fool of himself. My sex life has been so, so normal. You go up in the public eye, everything is blown out of proportion. I've always been a prude." Murphy then added, (in regard to resisting the temptations of women going to any lengths to sleep with him, including hiding out in laundry baskets), "And anybody that comes out of a laundry basket and says I want to fuck you, you usually say, hey, get out of here!" Perhaps, worried about his repu- tation as one who does not exactly show the greatest concern for femi- nism, Murphy seemed careful not to hurt any feelings with statements like, "I can't change a diaper. Sorry, I know a lot of ladies hear that and think it's insensitive, but it's you know when you grab the diaper and you fell all that hot through the pamper, hot clump of ... it makes my throat close up like I can't breathe. It really like makes me retch. Shit." However, Murphy does not worry about offending George Bush or Bill Clinton. Murphy said, "I didn't vote this year. It's like asking someone to choose between Burger King and McDonald's. I just feel like either way you're getting the same shit." Speaking of the same old shit, Murphy's next film is "Beverly Hills Cop 3." When asked about previous comments he had made about actors being whores and that "they" didn't have enough money to write the check to get him to do another "Beverly Hills Cop" movie, Murphy replied, "Oh man those are things you say." On a more serious note, Murphy continued, "Let me tell you some- thing, all actors go through a period where it's really cool to be depressed all the time. 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