The Michigan Daily-Sports Monday- December 7, 1992-Page 7 Women tankers Steve Duttenhoffer and the Michigan swimming and diving team cruised in this weekend's Speedo Collegiate Cup at Canham Auditorium. The Wolverines amassed 1,065 points overall, nearly 400 more than second-place Iowa, while setting three Canham pool records in the process. Men sweep past field in record-setting weekend by Brett Johnson Daily Sports Writer Just right of the 10-meter diving platform in Canham Natatorium is a board listing the POOL RECORDS. Three on the men's side are in need of an update after this weekend's Speedo Collegiate Cup. In a show of complete domi- nance, the Michigan men's swim- ming and diving team destroyed the field beating second place Iowa by almost 400 points. In the process, three Canham Natatorium records fell. "That was good (breaking three records) considering they had Big Ten's here four years ago," Michi- gan assistant coach Alex Braunfeld said. "Breaking those records four years later and not one kid shaved on the team, that's really good." The Wolverines (1,065 points) took a commanding lead on Thurs- day and kept extending it throughout the entire competition. There was nothing Iowa, Bowling Green, or Wright State could do. The Michigan 200 yard medley relay team started the record break- ing performance in the first event on Friday night. The team of Greg Gooch, Eric Wunderlich, Tom Hay and Gustavo Borges came in at 1:32.71 breaking the old record held NIYO Continued from page 3 And think about transportation, too. I almost forgot about that. How's this, Barry? You've got 162 games to play next year - unless you guys go on strike against those evil owners or something - and you know what you could do? You could buy a brand new Lexus automobile after every game and still have some money left over for gas. Drive to the game in red. Go home in white. And for the seventh-inning stretch they could raffle off your old car to some lucky fan. If you get tired of cars, Barry, you could always buy some cable cars. They'll run you about $15 million apiece, so you could buy one every couple of years. While I'm thinking of it, though. here's some other nice civil service things you could do, Barry: - You could buy 179,175 Swatches (they're on sale at Hudson's here in Ann Arbor for $40 in a variety of colors). A nice gift for kids, and then all the impressionable by Oakland University by 2/10's of a second. In the next men's race, the Wolverines senior co-captain Eric Namesnik broke the record in the 400 yard individual medley. In the process, Namesnik met the NCAA championship qualifying time allowing him to swim at the NCAA championships in Indianapolis. "For me, qualifying was the goal," Namesnik said. "I didn't know if I would be able to do it. The times are pretty hard to do. I felt af- ter the first day of the competition, in the 200 IM, I swam a pretty good time. I thought that I might have a chance to make the cut. Making the time now is definately a bonus." Namesnik also won the 200 in- dividual medley and was able to meet the NCAA consideration time with a win in the 1,650 freestyle. Because of his previous qualification in the 400 IM, Namesnik will also be able to swim this event in the NCAAs if he chooses. The final record fell on the last day of competition in the 200 back- stroke. In the morning qualifying heats, Jim Josberger of Wright State broke former Michigan swimmer Steve Bigelow's pool record. How- ever, Josberger had a little less than eight hours to saver it. In the cham- schoolchildren can know when to turn on the TV to watch you play. - Or you could buy 143,340,000 pieces of bazooka gum (5 cents) and drive around in your Lexus throwing them to the Little Leaguers. - You could buy 653,327 copies of the latest CD from Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch ($10.97) and have the front-office hand them out at the will-call window. - You could help finance a dome for Candlestick Park. That way you won't have to play in the cold, and those fly balls will be much easier to track down. (You've got to keep your own interests in mind, Barry. It won't look good if you're dropping pop-ups out there.) p You could buy 5,555,813 boxes of Rice-A-Roni ($1.29), the San Francisco treat, and feed the homeless in the Bay area. (You and your family could eat quite well, I'm sure, off the interest.) - You could probably buy Alcatraz. (I don't know. Probably be a great place to throw a party.) - You could buy out the new manager's contract if you don't like him. pionship finals, Michigan freshman Royce Sharp beat Josberger and his record by well over a second. "That was great (the record)," Sharp said. "That was good for this time of the year. That is my best un- shaved time. So I'm happy with that." In addition to the pool records, many other Michigan swimmers had good weekends. Sophomore freestyler Gustavo Borges won three individual events and anchored two winning relays. Eric Wunderlich also came up big, winning the 100 and 200 breaststrokes and swimming the breaststroke leg on two relays. Two individual wins by senior co- captain Brian Gunn also helped pro- pel the Wolverines to the victory. The rest of the teams did not challenge the Wolverines. Iowa's Rafal Szukala did have an impres- sive meet. Szukala won both the 100 and 200 butterfly. Even though the Wolverine swimmers coasted to the win, they still have a long way to go before the NCAAs. "Seeing the results from other meets around the country there were a lot of fast times in comparison to ours," Namesnik said. "Maybe that will motivate the guys to do a better job preparing for a meet." " You could buy the Hartford Whalers. I think they're worth somewhere between $40-50 million. - Or you could buy up all the You could buy a brand new Lexus automobile after every game and still have some money left over for gas. Drive to the game in red. Go home in white. tickets from the people in Tampa Bay who bought season tickets thinking that the Giants were moving there. The possibilities are endless. But here's one last idea: Braunfeld also thought the Wolverines have to improve. "We need to be a little bit better in the morning," Braunfeld said. "In the big meets, unless you swim well in the morning, you don't swim at all at night. We need to be a little bit better on relays." The large point disparity was also helped by the performance of the divers. Four Michigan divers quali- fied for the NCAA zone meet in both the one and three meter compe- titions. Alex Bogaerts won the one- meter springboard and Eric Lesser pulled out the three-meter. Both qualified for the NCAAs along with Jeff Jozwiak and Abel Sanchez. Iowa diver Vico Hidalgo also quali- fied in both events by placing sec- ond in the one-meter and third in the three-meter. "It was a good meet for us," Michigan diving- coach Dick Kim- ball said. "We needed a meet before- exams. We already have five divers that have qualified for the NCAA zone meet. This year will be a real good year." The team now trains until Jan- uary where it start the bulk of the season with dual meets against Stan- ford and California as well as Big Ten foes. Oear -S'etaB arry: I have been a verjgoodbo this year. I have stu ied hard have even gone to class some. So here is what I &ant for Christmas: / want Lou to Pay my out-o,- state tition for next seMester. Is onlyj 7,449. (Ho'd still have 7,159,551 left tor the rest or your Christmas shopping 4nd I bet you could get a loan if you needed it.) Thanks, Garry. I//lleave a late or cookies and a glass or Milk for you. Oont get hurt in the chimney. And I promise I wont try to see ou when you come Christmas Eve. ll be asleep. I promise. Cross my heart. Say hello to Mrs. OIats Bonds and Pudolph for me. four tJo. fran, John cruise to by Wendy Law Daily Sports Writer Records fell at Canham Natato- rium over the weekend as the Michi- gan women's swimming and diving team took first place in the Speedo Cup East Invitational last Thursday through Saturday. In all, 10 pool records were bro- ken during the competition. The Wolverines accounted for six of them, while Arizona State grabbed the other four. Not surprisingly, Michigan won the competition with 907.5 points. ASU took second with 866 points. Bowling Green, Wright State, Iowa, and Northern Michigan placed third through sixth. For the Wolverines, three swim- mers qualified for the NCAA meet in several events. Kathy Deibler met the standard in the 500-yard freestyle Thursday with a time of 4 minutes, 46.80 seconds. Alecia Humphrey earned the 100 backstroke spot in the 400 medley relay with a :55.14 per- formance. Friday, Lara Hooiveld qualified with a 1:02.30 clocking in the 100 breaststroke. Humphrey also qualified in Fri- day's 100 backstroke finals in :54.76, bettering her earlier NCAA- qualifying time of :55.25 in prelim- inaries. With her performance in both the preliminaries and the finals, Humphrey twice broke her 1991 Canham pool record of :56.48. Both Hooiveld and Humphrey had outstanding performances Saturday as well. Hooiveld qualified in the 200 breaststroke in 2:13.20, break- ing Wolverine Ann Colloton's 1989 pool record of 2:14.64. Humphrey made NCAA cuts in the 200 back- stroke with a time of 1:57.30, break- ing the new Canham pool record she had set earlier that day with 1:59.03 in the preliminaries. Humphrey, Deibler, Hooiveld, Mindy Gehrs, Beth Jackson, Jennifer Almeida and Kirsten Silvester also made NCAA qualifying times in several events. The Wolverines said they were very pleased with their performances. "I'm so happy about what's go- ing on because this means that I don't have to concentrate on making cuts," Hooiveld said. "It just takes the whole pressure off." Coach Jim Richardson made sim- ilar remarks about his team's per- formance. ,up title "Last time we had this meet was three years ago," Richardson said. "Arizona State came in there and swam really, really fast, while we swam kind of OK. This year, we just swam so well. "I don't think we would have swum that fast if Arizona State hadn't given the performance that they did. It's the kind of situation that lifts everybody up to a higher level when you have that kind of fast swimming." Richardson also expressed plea- sure with the number of records set in the meet. "We just had the guy in this last week re-doing the record board be- cause we wanted it up to date for the Hooiveld meet, and the women's side of the board has just been destroyed again," Richardson said. "We're going to keep that guy over there in Plant Operations busy this year I hope." The Michigan divers also per- formed well. Margie Stoll, Cinna mon Woods, Martha Wenzel and Carrie Zarse met the NCAA qualify- ing standards in the three-meter board competition. Stoll, Woods, Zarse and Jennifer Rotondo also qualified for the NCAA-qualifying diving meet in the one-meter board. In the platform event, Woods, Wenzel, Stoll, Zarse, Rotondo, and Erin O'Connor took first through sixth place, respectively. Coach Dick Kimball compli- mented the divers after the meet. 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