The Michigan Daily-Weekend etc. - December 3, 1992-Page 3 The Hannibals ain't another no-name band by Jayne Wawrzyniak Four years ago, members of two former East Lansing bands joined forces to form what is today one of the most promising local bands to come 0 Putof Michigan. They call themselves the Hannibals, and the members of this unsigned quartet have been dedi- cating a measureless amount of time recording, touring, and building a name for themselves in the Midwest. DeI 4 _ From the start, the Hannibals had points in their favor. Instead of play- ing a lot of covers while working on their own material, like many bands start off, the group immediately took three months off to write music. "We wanted to be an original band, so the first time that we played, we would have plenty of material," said lead singer Chris Johnston. "The only way you get anywhere is by writing your own stuff." A unique band they are, character- ized by Johnston's heartfelt vocals, .bss player Dave Christie and guitar- ist Chris Geherin's rich harmonies, drummer Matt Aljian's driving beats, Christie and Aljian's intriguing meter changes, and Geherin's poetic lyrics and unforgettable choruses. It pays to be an original band nowadays, espe- icially when the odds are against you. "EastLansing still isn't, and never has been a great breeding place for briginal music. Itj ust doesn't support that kind of scene," Johnston said. However, the local band scene in Lansing is healthier now than it was four years ago because bands like the Hannibals have worked hard to set a precedent for playing their own mu- sic and having opening bands. "The hardest part is getting into clubs and playing in a live situation because bars ... don't want no-name bands in there," Johnston said. "So that's the mostfrustrating part. It takes years to build up a rapport with bars and build your name up.' And that's exactly what the Hannibals have been doing for the past four years. In addition to writing, recording their three releases, "Ham- mer of Rain," "From Can to Can't," and their latest "Monkeysuit," the Hannibals have spent an exceptional amount of time promoting their mu- sic and their name. "I think that the only way a band like us will getbigger is to havealabel get behind us and push us to the next level," said Johnston. "We can't do it ourselves. We'vebeen touring region- ally nonstop for two years, consis- tently playing lots of different places, and we've really taken that as far as we can take it. We enjoy it, but the next level is something that is out of our hands, and we're just, I guess, waiting for it." "It will take lots of feathers in our cap to get the right attention," Johnston said. "We've been doing the right things, but it takes a while, we found, which can be frustrating." THE HANNIBALS will be perform- ing this Saturday night at the Blind Pig. Call 996-8555 for more info. Too bad - if the Hannibals weren't so damn good, they'd have a fine career ahead of them modeling lawn furniture. Hand on the pump Ever have one of those urges to kill Bambi's mom? ________________________________________________________________________________________ 'I Mr. Stadium Coin Laundry and Dry Cleaning Service "The Home Of The ('lean Machine" "What have I done? I've killed the vabbit. Poor little bunny. Poor little wabbit ..." -Elmer Fudd, "What's Opera, Doc?" So the other night, I'm at Twenty- 36, the hip new Detroit club right across the street from Club X -"X" a in cutting edge, not Malcolm, and lit me tell you, if "X" equals cutting edge, then Twenty-36 should change its name to Twenty-XXXVI, or even XX-XXXVI, it's that close to the edge, probably too close for most - bytme, I'm playing itcool, leaning up against the wall on the Art Gallery level, sipping a Smart DrinkTM - ground up Flintstone vitamins and Evian? ormaybejusttap waterpoured But, like I said, all the window seats were taken. So I leaned against a wall and consoled myself with thoughts of the trip I'd be taking in a few short hours: Deer hunting. Me and Dad. A couple of shotguns. Up against Nature. Howling at the moon. Drinking warm animal blood. Eating raw meat. No more of these girly, intricate, paragraph-long sentences. I'd become Hemingway. (Or at least his obnox- ious little brother, the one with the learning disability.) I'd cut through all the bullshit. "Penny for your thoughts," some club chick leaning next to me said, smiling. I smiled, too. My dad was up by three-thirty that morning and we were on the road by four, so I didn't bother going to sleep. We were on the way to his cottage in Deckerville, a good two hours from metro Detroit. His new gun - a big Benelli (honest - and no, no rela- tion) with a laser scope - sat behind us, waiting to be broken in. I was, too wired to sleep, so I thought about the only other time I'd been hunting, when I was about twelve, up at my friend Mole's dad's cottage. We were hunting frogs, which doesn't sound like much of a chal- lenge, I'll admit, but all we had were BB-guns, so this was no Trout Farm. At first, even at 12, I was hesitant about senselessly killing something. I mean, deer hunting's one thing, if you eat the meat, which my dad does. Same goes for rabbit, pheasant, fish, duck. But we weren't about to wade into the pond and scoop out our dead prey to fry up some frog-legs, espe- cially since Mole's dad didn't know about our little hunt. Igotovermy initial squeamishness soon enough, though. This was some nasty stuff, "Lord of the Flies" with- out the British accents. I remember keeping a rough body count, which I've since forgotten or repressed, but it was definitely in the ballpark of at least 50 or 60. We gathered up about nine or 10 dead ones and put them on a sharpened stick, as a warning to the other frogs, I guess. Apparently, we pretty much wiped out the entire frog population of that little pond in just a few hours. Mole told me he only saw a few the follow- ing summer, and that the flies and mosquitoes were worse than they'd ever been, without the frogs to keep their breeding in check. Mole's dad would eventually sell the place, par- tially 'cause of all the damn bugs. And so here I was, on my way to hunt once again, thinking, "The fact that I helped destroy an entire ecosys- tem doesn't bother me as much as it probably should." .I didn't end up killing Bambi's mom or anything like that. As I men- tioned before, I was pretty wired that morning, but sitting in the cold for a few hours mellowed me out quite a bit. In fact, my dad found me asleep on a rock when he came looking for me - it was time to go inside for lunch, and he hadn't seen anything either. When he woke me up, he inter- rupted a dream I was having about the Benelli. In my dream, it'd been de- clared the Best Gun of 1992 by "Guns and Ammo," "Soldier of Fortune" and "Vanity Fair." Soon, Benelli was a household name, as synonymous with firepower as Colt or Magnum. A shady alcohol company began mar- keting BENELLI malt liquor to the inner cities. Schwarzeneggar toted a Benelli in T3, and the new 007 traded in his Walther PPK for one. Gangsta rappers began rhyming it with lines like "turn your insides tojelly," "blast ya in the motherfuckin' belly" and "put ya down like Old Yelly." I woke up sweating profusely, even though it was quite cold outside, and normally, I wouldn't sweat under such condi- tions. SFREE Coffee Laundry Bags r 120ewashers and dryers " Attendent always on duty IN COLONIAL LANES PLAZA 1958 INDUSTRIAL Bulk Dry Cleaning Only $10.00 per load SPORTING GIFTS FOR THE SPORTING FAMILY 663-6771 419 E. Liberty 9 2 blocks off State rmi (I) A0 -C. STAC!'M I from an Evian bottle to make me believe I'm getting my money's worth? - feeling slightly smarter, but still kind of pissed off about all the window seats being occupied by bored-looking Beautiful People dis- playing their alienated, post-modern selves as if they're carefully-primped * storefrontmannequins for some Royal Oak boutique ... 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