The Michigan Daily-Weekend etc. -November 12,1992- Page 7 S ta S i' t L_.-_... .... if f' FILMS OPENING FRIDAY: DRACULA You've been hearing the hype for months. Now here it is, Francis Ford Coppola's first movie since "The Godfather Part III." With teenie boppers Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves as well as Hannibal Lecter and Lee Harvey Oswald. At Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 12, 2:25, 4:50, 7:30, 10:05; at Showcase: 1:15, 4, 7:25, 10:10, 12:30 At.ADDIN A sneak preview of Disney's latest animated musical. This one has Robin Williams as a wisecracking genie who aids the young scamp of the title win a princess. It's also the last collaboration between the Oscar- winning scoremeisters Alan Menken and the late Howard Ashman. At Showcase: 7:30, Saturday only. TRACES OF RED Lorraine Bracco won an Oscar nomination in 1990 for her role in "GoodFellas" and was promptly catapulted into superstardom with her performances in "Medicine Man" and the child-abuse comedy "Radio Flyer." This film should be just as big of a hit. At Showcase: 12:10, 2:25, 4:45, 7:20, 9:40, 11:50. At long last, Francis Ford Coppola's "Dracula." Pray that it doesn't suck. FILMS HOLDING: BEETHOVEN An auspicious beginning for the new State. At State Theater: 2 p.m., Saturday and Sunday only - if the place opens. Bor ROBERTS We meant to catch this the first time around, but... At State Theater: 7, 9 CANDYWIAN This horror flick is not only laughably bad, it's offensive. At Briarwood: 10:15, 12:45, 2:50, 5, 7:40, 9:50, 11:50. At Showcase: 12:40, 3, 5:20, 7:55, 10:15, 12:25. "CONSENTING ADULTS Director Alan J. Pakula ("Presumed Innocent") is presumed incompetent with this disastrously DePalma-esque thriller. Poor Kevin Spacey. At Showcase: 12:50, 3:05, 5:20, 7:50, 10:05, 12:10 COOL WORLD David Bowie's on the soundtrack. We can't think of any other redeeming features to this animated debacle. At State Theater: 11 p.m. GLENGARRY GLEN ROSs David (Dial 'F' for "Fucking") Mamet's play is just not meant to be a movie. Do you hear me? Do you hear me? Do you fucking hear me? (This is what is known as "rhythmic dialogue.") People .who like this kind of thing are just trying to be pretentious. Excuse me, but what the hell does the title mean exactly? At Showcase: 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:40, 9:55, 12:05. HERO This attempt to "make 'em like they used to" falls flat on its face, despite the noble efforts of Geena Davis, Dustin Hoffman and Andy Garcia. Rent a Frank Capra fihn instead. This will make you retch. Nowhere near as good as "A River Runs Through It." At Briarwood: 10, 2:40, 7:25, 12. JENNIFER 8 Andy Garcia (just in that lame dog "Hero") is some kind of cop in a detective thriller, not exactly a career departure for the star of "Internal Affairs," "The Untouchables," and "Black Rain." Uma Thurman, so cool in "Henry and June," and John Malkovich co-star. At Briarwood: 10, 12:15, 2:40, 5, 7:30, 9:55, 12:10. At Showcase: 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 10, 12:30. THE LAST OF THE MoulCAiS Daniel Day Lewis becomes a 18th-century stud in this truly exciting film of Cooper's long-winded novel. Almost as good as "A River Runs Through It." Two thumbs up, way up. At Briarwood: 10, 12:10, 2:25, 4:50, 7, 9:30, 11:45. At Showcase: 1:30, 4:15, 7:05, 9:30, 11:50. THE MIGHTY Duacs At Briarwood: 10:15, 12:30, 2:30, 4:30, 7, 9, 11:30. *At Showcase: 12:10, 2:30, 4:50, 7:05 (not on Saturday), 9:20, 11:30. OF MICE AND MEN Gary Sinise, founder of Chicago's Steppenwolf Theatre, stars (in a wonderfully understated perfonnance) and directs this highly successful Steinbeck adaptation. Malkovich goes over the top, but that doesn't do too much damage to the proceedings. Sherilyn Fenn ("Twin Peaks" the TV show, not the lame movie) is also along for the ride. At Showcase: 1:25, 4:10, 7:15, 9:45, 12:00. PASSENGER 57 Wesley Snipes srrs as some kind of cop in a Die Hardian action thriller. Why bother? Why ask why? Why? At Briarwood: 10:05, 11:50, 1:45, 4, 7:15, 9:15, 11:15. At Showcase: 12:55, 3, 5:05, 7:30, 9:35, 11:30. A RIVER RUNS THROUGH IT Robert Redford hits a home run with his third directorial effort, the only recent movie besides "Howards End" and "Husbands and Wives" that deserves the oft-misused adjective, "great." See it again and again. At Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 11:35, 2, 4:30, 7:05, 9:35; at Showcase: 1:35, 4:15, 7:10, 9:45, 12:15. SISTER ACT Whoopi Goldberg makes a lot of money. At State Theater: 2, 7, 9:15. SNEAKERS Robert Redford ought to stay behind the camera. His "A River Runs Through It" has finally arrived. Go see that instead of this weak *thriller. At Briarwood: 12:20, 4:55, 9:40. At Showcase: 12:20, 4:55, 9:40. UNDER SIECE We can honestly call this Seagal's best work to date; interpret that however you wish. At Briarwood: 10, 12, 2:10, 4:15, 7, 9:10, 11:30. At Showcase: 12:40, 2:55, 5:10, 7:45, 10:10, 12:20. WATERLAND Uh-oh, another highbrow literary adaptation. Unlike the recent spate of books made into movies, however, this one sucks big time. With Jeremy Irons. At Showcase: 2:30, 9:50, 11:50. WAYNE'S WORLD You haven't seen this yet? At State Theater: 11:15 p.m. ZEBRAHEAD Filmed in Motown, this movie was produced by Oliver Stone and it's not half bad, featuring beautiful (?) cinematography. Stand up and tell 'em you're from Detroit! At Showcase: 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:30, 9:50, 12. THURSDAY A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME (1992) A documentary about cosmology. And it's entertaining! Mich Th 7:45. F R I D A Y A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME See Thursday. Mich Th 6:45. THE 39 STEPS (1935) More Al Hitchcock. Somewhere in this movie there will be a knife and a toilet. Nat Sci. 7&10:20 THE HUMAN CONDITION, PART III: A SOLDIER'S PRAYER (1959) Lorch 7:00 free THE CHINA SYNDROME (1979) Commie bastards Jane Fonda, Jack Lemmon and Michael Douglas find out what really goes on in a nuclear power plant. Aud A 7:00. KAMIKAZE HEARTS (1986) Funny docudrama about lesbian porn stars. Special Madonna book signing party in the lobby. MLB 4 7:30. THE THIRD MAN (1949) Joseph Cotten and Orson Welles star in one of the great films of the '40s. Nat Sci. 8:30. THE BEST INrENTIONS (1992) At last, a Bergman film that doesn't make you feel like slashing your wrists. Mich Th. 8:35. A HISTORY OF THE BLUE MOVIE (1970) An excellent compilation of stag films. Bring your toys and don't forget your trenchcoats. MLB 4 9:00 UNTIL THE END OF THE WORLD (1992) William Hurt looks for meaning in an automated world. From the mind of Wim Wenders. Aud A 9:15. AKIRA (1990) Part animation, part live action. Mich Th. Midnight SATURDAY THE BEST INTENTIONS See Friday. Mich Th. 3:10 & 8:35 A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME See Friday. Mich Th. 6:40 THE CHINA SYNDROME See Friday. Aud A 7:00. UNTIL THE END OF THE WORLD See Friday. Aud A. 9:15 A HISTORY OF THE BLUE MOVIE See Friday. MLB 4 7:30. KAMIKAZE HEARTS See Friday. MLB 4 9:00. AKIRA See Friday. Mich Th. Midnight HIGH ANXIETY (1977) Mel Brooks proves that Hitchcock is not sacred. The master of suspense gets his come-uppance in this dandy of a farce. Hillel 7:30 & 9:30. S U N D A Y THE BEST INTENTIONS See Friday. Mich Th 7:30 MCCABE AND MRS. MILLER (1971) Robert Altman's anti- western starring Warren Beatty. Plus a Pluto cartoon(?). Nat Sci. 7:00 free. M O N D A Y THE BEST INrENTIONS See Friday. Mich Th 9:15 THE THIRD GENERATION (1978) Love that Fassbinder. Mich Th 7:00. DREAMS OF HIND & CAMELIA Arabic film about the lives of female servants in Cairo. Nat Sci. 7:30 AFGHAN WHICS One of Sub-Pop's best, yet most ignored bands, Blind Pig, 996-8555 FISCHER Duo Cellist Norman Fischer and pianist Jeanne Kiennan play Chopin and Liszt, Keriytown Concert House, 8 p.m., $5-$15, 769-2999 NORTHCOAST Big Band Jazz, Rackham, 8 p.m., free, 763-4726 F R I D A Y DAVID SANBORN One of the best-known saxophonists after Bill Clinton, Hill, 8 p.m., $22.50, 763-TKTS FACULTY RECTAL Winner of the Naumberg International Piano Competi- tion, Anton Nel plays Mozart, Schubert, Debussy and more, School of Music Recital Hall, 8 p.m., free, 763-4726 U-M WIND ENSEMBLE It's not a band, it's a wind ensemble!, Rackham, 8 p.m., free, 763-4726 GREG APPLEGATE & JOHNNY FISHSTIC PJ's Used Records & CDs, 6 p.m., 663-3441 RFD BOYS Bluegrass and comedy, Ark, 761-1451 PATTY RICHARDS WITH THE JEFF KRESSLER TRIO Bird of Paradise, 662-8310 FRANK ALLISON & THE ODD Sox New members comprise this local standard, Blind Pig, 996-8555 BIG DAVE & THE ULTRASONICS Cross Street, 485-5050 YETI LOAD Humorous local hard rock, Heidelberg, 663-7758 THE RAISIN PICKERS Leonardo's, 764-7544 THE HUNTUNES Cover band from Lansing, Rick's, 996-2747 S AT U R D A Y THE HANNIBALS East Lansing's alternative heroes return, Rick's, 996- 2747 THE PRODIGALS Local rock, Heidelberg, 663-7758 STONE SOUP Cross Street, 485-5050 BLUES FACTORY FESTIVAL A get-together of Detroit blues greats, Blind Pig, 996-8555 PATTY RICHARDS WITH THE JEFF KRESSLER TRIO See Friday GOSPEL AMBASSADORS Ark, 761-1451 FACULTY RECITAL Carillon recital from Margo Halstead, Burton Memo- rial Tower, 7:15 p.m., free, 763-4726 FESTIVAL CHOIR CONCERT Leonardo Riccinto directs EMU choirs, Holy Trinity Chapel (EMU), 7:30 p.m., free, 487-0280 SERGIO AND ODAIR ASSAD Classical and contemporary music for duo guitar, Rackhamn, 8 p.m., $8-$16, 764-4726 J-M MEN'S GLEE CLUB A variety of choral music including patriotic Michigan songs, Hill, 8 p.m., $3-$10, 764-8350 T H U R S D A Y T H U R S D A Y POSSESSED - THE DRACULA MUSICAL Be very afraid. The Purple Rose Theater Co., 137 Park St., Chelsea, 8 p.m., $10-$25, 487-7902. ANNIE GET YOUR GUN An all- New York cast performs an excep- tional revival of Irving Berlin's classic tale about the Old West and sharpshooter Annie Oakley. Bir- mingham Theatre, 211 S. Woodward Ave., 8 p.m., $18-$32.50,644-3533. LES LIAISONS DANGEREUSES Ann Arbor Civic Theatre, 2275 Platt Rd., 8 p.m., $8 (Thurs. 2-for-1), 971- AACT. THE CRIMINALS Jose Triana' play about some kids who reenact their parents' brutal murder in preparation for a crime they intend to commit. Residential College Aud, E. Quad, 8 p.m., $3-$5. HIGHLY IMPROVABLE University students do improv comedy. Original shows each week. U-Club, 10 p.m., $2, 996-5979. THE SONG OF THE LARK An experimental movement / musical theater adaptation of Willa Cather's novel about a minister's daughter who becomes a world-renowned opera singer. Performance Network, 408 W. Washington, 8 p.m., $8-$10, 663-0681. THE RESURRECTION OF LADY LESTER Written by U professor OyamO, this drama with musical accompaniment traces the last days of jazz great Lester Young. Mendelssohn Theatre, 8 p.m., $6- $14, 764-0450. ARTRAIN The nation's only travel- ing museum, featuring 300 antique toys, pulls into Ann Arbor. NEW Center, 1100 N. Main, 2:30 p.m.- 4 p.m., free, 747-8300. F R I D A Y FIFTH OF JULY This play by Lanford Wilson mixes an army of veterans of the '60s wars at a reunion in Lebanan, Missouri. Bonus: contains explicit language. Sponberg Theatre, EMU campus, $5-$8, 487-1221. POSSESSED - THE DRACULA MUSICAL See Thursday, 8 p.m. LES LIAISONS DANCEREUSES See Thursday, 8 p.m. THE CRIMINALS See Thursday, 8 p.m. THE SONG OF THE LARK See Thursday, 8 p.m. THE RESURRECTION OF LADY LESTER See Thursday, 8 p.m. ARTRAIN See Thursday, 2:30 p.m.- 4 p.m. ANNIE GET YOUR GUN See Thursday, 8 p.m. SAT U R D A Y WARRIORS FROM XIAN A series of larger-than-life sized ceramic figures from ancient tombs in Xian. Mu- seum of Art, free. FOUR TREASURES OF THE CHINESE SCHOLAR'S STUDIo A small exhibition from the Museum's permanent collection illustrating the traditional accessories found in a Chinese artist's studio. U Museum of Art, free. LES LIAISONS DANGEREUSES See Thursday, 8 p.m. THE CRIMINALS See Thursday, 8 p.m. THE SONG OF THE LARK See Thursday, 8 p.m. THE RESURRECTION OF L.ADY LESTER See Thursday, 8 p.m. ARTRAIN See Thursday, 11 a.m.- 7 p.m. ANNIE GET YOUR GUN See Thursday, 8 p.m. David Sanborn (sans Dave and Paul Shaffer) plays Hill Friday night. S U N D A Y PERCY DANFORTH MEMORIAL CONCERT The man who made playing bones into an artform is honored by the friends he left behind, Ark, 761- 1451 KATIE CROUCH AND IRENA LIEBERMAN Flute and violin duet, Espresso Royale, 11 p.m., free, 662-2770 FALL INSTRUMENTAL CONCERT Various instrumental ensembles from Concordia College, Holy Trinity Chapel (Concordia), 3:30 p.m., free. 995- 7300 U-M JAzz COmBOS Michigan League Buffet, 6 p.m., free, 763-4726 M O N D A Y GOING PuBuC Cover songs, Rick's, 996-2747 ROYAL PHILHARMONIC Pianist turned conductor, Vladimir Ashkenazy, will direct Bax, Mendelssohn, and Shostakovich, Hill, 8 p.m., $18-$45, 764-2538 MARK HYNES TRIO Jazz, Espresso Royale, free, 662-2770 T U E S D A Y EMU ORGAN RECITAL Lots of organ music from EMU alumni, T U E S D A Y Alexander Recital Hall (EMU), 8 p.m., free, 487-2255 U-M ARTS CHORALE Paul Rardin directs, Hill, 8 p.m., free, 763-4726 THE BEST INTE0TIONS See ESPRESSO Jazz duo, Espresso Royale, free, 662-2770 THE THIRD GENERATION See SHEILA RITTER Music for young children, Zion Lutheran Church, 10 Monday Mich Th. 9:05. a.m., $2, 973-0684 MA SHOT IN THE DARK CREATURES OF HABIT Blind Pig, 996-8555 Peter Sellers is back as Inspector CRIS WILLIAMSON &cTBET FURE Ark, 761-1451 Clouseau. Elke Sommers co-stars as a French maid (imagine that!) Mich Th. 7:00. S U N D A Y THE CRIMINALS See Thursday, 6 p.m. W E D N E S DAY