The Michigan Daily - Thursday, October 22, 1992 - Page 11 ww I E 1 :4 l F.& I I I lqwmr-umwmm qkvmmw lwmmw uwm I FILMS OPENING FRIDAY: DR. GIGGLES This historic film (perhaps the first R-rated movie ever named "Giggles") boasts the talents of that underrated superstar, Larry Drake. At Briarwood: 10:05, 12, 2:15, 4:15, 7, 9, 11:30. LIGHT SLEEPER Paul Schrader (writer of "Taxi Driver") once again attempts to direct his own screenplay. When will he ever learn to just leave the directing to Martin Scorsese? Starring Willem "Jesus Christ" Dafoe. At Ann Arbor: 12:40, 2:45, 4:50, 7:10, 9:20. NIGHT AND THE CITY We hate Robert DeNiro remakes of old movies and Irwin Winkler's lame attempts to direct movies instead of producing them. Remember "Guilty by Suspicion?" I thought not. At Showcase: 12:20, 2:30, 4:50, 7:20, 9:40, 11:50. PURE COunTmY Better than an episode of "Hee-Haw," this is the motion picture debut of country music star George Strait. Straight to video. At Showcase: 1:35, 4:25, 7:25, 9:55, 12:15. ZEBRAHEAD Filmed in Detroit, this movie was produced by Oliver Stone and it's supposed to be pretty good. It's about an interracial romance, slightly more true to life than "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?" At Showcase: 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:35, 9:50, 12. T H U R S D A Y WIL WHEELS (1992) Mich. Th. 7:30. LA DISCRETE (1990) Dejected stud plans vengeance on the female race, but falls in love with his victim. Venice Film Festival winner. Mich. Th. 9:00 F R I D A Y PERSONA (1966) Bergman's (that's Ingmar, not Ingrid) master- piece is one of the strangest film experiences you'll ever have. Aud. A. 7:00 & 10:20 BWANA ToSHI (1965) Part of the Center for Japanese Studies' free film series. Lorch 7:00. Free. AMAZON WOMEN ON THE MOON (1987) Joe Dante's hilarious set of twenty B-movie vignettes. Nat. Sci. 7:00 & 9:00 REPULSION (1965) Adapted from the March 26 Oprah episode, this Roman Polanski film deals with a young woman (Catherine Deneuve) who is both fascinated and repulsed by men. Frankly, who isn't? Go on girl. Aud A. 8:30 S A T U R D A Y BERLIN ALEXANDERPLATZ (1979-80) FassbinderFest '92. Part 1-3 of the kooky German director's 15, yes, that's 15-hour epic. Mich. Th. 2:00 FORCE OF ONE (1979) Chuck Norris martial arts film. Why? MLB 4. 7:00. SwAN LAKE: THE ZONE (1990) Aud. A. 7:30 & 9:30 WILD WHEELS (1992) See Thursday. Mich Th. 7:30 ANGRY HARVEST From the director of "Europa, Europa." Hillel 8:15 & 10:15. GAME OF DEATH (1979) Part 2 in the Chuck Norris double-feature. MLB 4. 9:00 LA DISCRETE (1990) See Thursday. Mich. Th. 9:00 S U N D A Y THE END OF ST. PETERSBURG (1925) Pudovkin's film about the multiple identity crisis faced by St. Petersburg a.k.a. Leningrad. Nat. Sci. 7:00. free. BERLIN ALEXANDERPLATZ (1979-80) Parts 4-7. The horror, the horror! See Saturday. Mich. Th. 2:00 WILD WHEELS (1992) See Thursday. Mich Th. 6:30 LA DISCRETE (1990) See Thursday. Mich. Th. 6:30 M O N D A Y MOTHER KUSTERN GOES TO HEAVEN (1975) Fassbinder, Fassbinder. Mich 7:00 LA DISCRETE (1990) See Thursday. Mich. Th. 9:15. T H U R S D A Y T H U JOHN SCOFIELD Original jazz fusion, Ark, 761-1451 HAND OVER HEAD Former members of God Bullies, Blind Pig, 996- 8555 NIGHT FLIGHT Reggae, mon, Cross Street, 485-5050 SHOCKRA Boston's biggest party band, Rick's, 996-2747 F R I D A Y THE RFD BOYS Ark, 761-1451 BILL HEID TRIO Bird of Paradise, 662-8310 C.J. CHENIER Louisiana music, I garontee', Blind Pig, 996-8555 THE ALLIGATORS City Grill, 994-8484 MORSEL This band has opened up for the Restroom Poets more times than you can shake a stick at. Tonight they go solo!, Cross Street, 485- 5050 RHYTHM CORPS What has this band done recently?!, Why do they keep tormenting us?, Rick's, 996-2747 CLUB '42 Big Band era extravaganza with period dress, Michigan Theatre, 8 p.m. to 1 a.m., $25, 668-8397 GUITAR RETAL Classical guitar music from Paul Vondiziano, Alexander Recital Hall (EMU), 8 p.m., $5, 487-2255 S A T U R D A Y THE DICK SIEGEL ENSEMBLE Silly songs are this man's specialty, Ark, 761-1451 BILL HEID TRIO See Friday THE HANNIBALS Blind Pig, 996-8555 THE ALLIGATORS See Friday BROTHERS FROM ANOTHER PLANET WITH UNCLE CHUNK The funkers invade Ypsi, Cross Street, 485-5050 DUKE TUMATOE & THE POWER TRIO Bar music for you depressed, drunken, lost souls, Rick's, 996-2747 DAISY CHAINSAw Another British band of clowns, St. Andrew's, 9 p.m., $5.50, 961-MELT CONTEMPORARY DIRECTIONS ENSEMBLE H. Robert Reynolds directs adventuresome music by living composers, Rackham, 8 p.m., free, 763- 4726 S U N D A Y CHRIS SMITHER Blues, Ark, free, 761-1451 THE FABULOUS THUNDERBIRDS The T-Birds were once mentioned in the same breath as the Georgia Satellites. Oh, how the face of rock has changed, Blind Pig, 996-8555 IRENA LIEBERMAN & KATIE CROUCH Espresso Royale Caffe, 662-2770 BLIND MELON When will Melon's lead singer get rid of the stigma of having backed up Axl Rose?, St. Andrew's, 9 p.m., $5 FRANKFURT RADIO SYMPHONY Violinist Cho-Liang Lin joins conductor Dmitri Kitaenko in the Brahms Violin Concerto. Also works of Prokofiev and Webern, Hill, 4 p.m., $14-$40, 764-2538 ANN ARBOR CANTATA SINGERS Choral pieces with piano and a capella, First Congregational Church, 4 p.m., $5-$10, 747-9640 INDIAN CLASSICAL FLUTE A recital by professor T. Viswanathan, Rackham, 7 p.m., free JOHN HILLEBRANDT HALLOWEEN SHOW Spooky piano music by Chopin, Scriabin, and Ravel, Kerrytown Concert House, 8 p.m., $5-$7, 769-2999 M O N D A Y THE JES GRU Rick's, 996-2747 MARK HYNES TRIO Jazz music, Espresso Royale Caffe, 662-2770 THE SHAMEN This band has been through a lot, and yet they've stuck around, Industry, 8 p.m., $10.50, 334-1999 T U E S D A Y CATHY WINTER Solo-guitarist and songwriter, Ark, 761-1451 THE KIND Brand new local talent, Blind Pig, 996-8555 EVAN HOUSE Acoustic guitar, Espresso Royale Caffe, 662-2770 MATERIAL ISSUE WITH THE MIGHTY LEMON DROPS & TOO MUCH JOY Too Much Joy ought to be the headliner on this tour, Industry, 7 p.m., $8.50, 334-1999 UNIVERSITY CHOIR Jerry Blackstone directs Palestrina, Rachmaninov, Schumann, Bernstein and others, Hill, 8 p.m., free, 763-4726 FACULTY VOICE TRIO Glenda Kirkland, Ernest Brandon, and Donald C. Hartmann, Holy Trinity Chapel (EMU), 8 p.m., free, 487-1430 Benny, er, Larry Drake in his breakthrough role, "Dr. Giggles." R S D A Y FILMS HOLDING: CANDYMAN This horror flick is not only laughably bad, it's offensive. Not the perfect choice for that nervous first date. And why did Philip Glass do the music for this? At Briarwood: 10:15, 12:45, 2:50, 5, 7:40, 9:50, 11:50. At Showcase: 12:40, 3, 5:20, 7:55, 10:15, 12:25. CAPTAIN RON If you want to see a good Kurt Russell movie, rent "Used Cars"; if you want to see a bad one, see anything since, including this one with Martin Short. Why is this still playing? At Showcase: 12:00, 2:05. CONSENTING ADULTS Director Alan J. Pakula ("Presumed Innocent") is presumed incompetent with this disastrously DePalma-esque thriller. At the Ann Arbor: 1, 3, 5, 7:25, 9:40. At Showcase: 12:50, 3:05, 5:20, 7:50, 10:05, 12:10 GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS It's got the powerhouse male cast of the decade ,(Jack Lemmon, Al Pacino, Alec Baldwin, Ed Harris, Jonathan Pryce, and Alan Arkin). David (Dial 'F' for "Fucking") Mamet's play is just not meant to be a movie. Do you hear me? Do you hear me? Do you fucking hear me? (This is what is known as "rhythmic dialogue.") At Showcase: 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:40, 10:00, 12:10 HERO This attempt to "make 'em like they used to" falls flat on its face, despite the noble efforts of Geena Davis, Dustin Hoffman and Andy Garcia. Rent a Frank Capra film instead. At Briarwood: 10:05, 12:10, 2:30, 4:50, 7:15, 9:40, 11:50. At Showcase: 1:20, 4:10, 7:15, 9:45, 12:10. THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS Daniel Day Lewis becomes a 18th-century stud in this truly exciting film of Cooper's long-winded novel. Two thumbs up, way up. At Briarwood: 10, 12:10, 2:25, 4:45, 7:10, 9:30, 11:45. At Showcase: 1:30, 4:15, 7:10, 9:40, 12. THE MIGHTY DUCKS Emilio Estevez continues his downward spiral since the great "Repo Man" with this "Bad News Bears" meets "Slapshot" schlock. At Briarwood: 10:15, 12:30, 2:30, 4:30, 7, 9, 11:30. At Showcase: 12:10, 2:30, 4:50, 7:05, 9:20, 11:30. MR. BASEBALL Director Fred Schepisi continues his downward spiral since the great "A Cry in the Dark" with this "Bull Durham" meets "Gung Ho." Tom Selleck, on the other hand, has never made a good movie. At Showcase: 12:15,4:45, 7:10. OF MICE AND MEN Gary Sinise, founder of Chicago's Steppenwolf -Theatre, stars and directs this highly successful Steinbeck adaptation. It's Oscar time for John Malkovich, finally, and Sherilyn Fenn ("Twin Peaks" the TV show, not the lame movie) is also along for the ride. At Showcase: 1:25, 4:10, 7:15, 9:45, 12:05. THE PUBUC EYE Joe Pesci and-Barbara Hershey in afilm noir? OK, Pesci was funny on SNL, but the premise - a snoopy photographer who snaps dead people - sounds mighty suspicious. At Showcase: 2:35, 9:35, 11:40. ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW At Briarwood: 12 midnight. SINGLES The perfect choice for that nervous first date. At Showcase: 2:40, 4:50, 7:20, 10:10, 12:15. SNEAKERS Phil Alden Robinson's follow-up to "Field of Dreams" is as stale as J. Danforth Quayle. Robert Redford ought to stay behind the camera. His "A River Runs Through It" is coming soon. At Briarwood: 10, 12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 7:20, 9:45. At Showcase: 12, 7:25. UNDER SIEGE Steven Seagal ("Above the Law," "Hard to Kill") makes a major break with the past with this two-word title. Tommy Lee Jones delivers the line of the year: "This is not the work of a cook." We can POSSESSED - THE DRACULA MUSICAL Jeff Daniels' Purple Rose Theater presents this chillingly awful take on the familiar tale. Wait for Coppola's film version due out in November. The Purple Rose Theater Co., 137 Park St., Chelsea, 8 p.m., $10-$25, 487-7902. BLACK COMEDY The Dexter Community Players present this one- act farce which tells the story of a starving artist who has borrowed his neighbor's furniture to impress his girlfriend's father. To top things off, the electricity goes off - thus the title. Wylie Middle School, Dexter, 8 p.m., 426-8387. THE BIRTHDAY PARTY larold Pinter's famous work kicks off the University Productions season this weekend. Visiting director from Russia, Vladimir Mirzoev, directs the show according to his "vision," which may confuse many. On a positive note, the show contains partial nudity. Trueblood Theatre, 8 p.m., $6-$14, 764-0450. A DAY IN HOLLYWOOD / A NIGHT IN THE UKRAINE The School of Musical Theatre begins its season with this double bill show. The first act is a song and dance tribute to the great Hollywood musicals and the second is a spoof on the Marx Brothers. A must for all of you AMC couch potatoes. Lydia Mendelssohn Theatre, 8 p.m., $6- $14, 764-0450. SHARON LOWEN This guest artist performs Odissi, a form of classical Indian dance. Studio A, U-M Dance Bldg, 1310 N. University Ct., $5-$8, 763-5460. THE SHANGHAI ACROBATS AND DANCE THEATRE These two critically acclaimed dance troupes from China team up to perform "The Parade of Dynasties," an acrobatic and dance escapade through five of the great imperial reigns. Power Center, 7 p.mn., $14-$25, 763-TKTS. HIGHLY IMPROVABLE Comedy. U Club, 10 p.m., $2, 996-5979. F R I D A Y SEPTEMBER DANCES (IN EXILE) Eight area choreographers unite to present an evening of original work. The show features some of the most daring, contemporary choreography in the Midwest. Performance Network, 408 W. Washington, 8 p.m., $7-$9, 663-0681. CLUB 42 Benefit for the Michigan Theatre. Michigan Theatre Foyer; 8 p.m.-1 a.m., $25-$60, 668-8397. POSSESSED - THE DRACULA MUSICAL See Thursday, 8 p.m. BLACK COMEDY See Thursday, 8 p.m. THE BIRTHDAY PARTY See Thursday, 8 p.m. A DAY IN HOLLYWOOD / A . NIGHT IN THE UKRAINE See Thursday, 8 p.m. THE SHANGHAI ACROBATS AND DANCE THEATRE See Thursday, p.m. S A T U R D A Y KIDDING AROUND? Local magician Jim Fitzsimmons. Performance Network, 408 W. Washington, 11 a.m. and 2 p.m., $5-$3, 663-0681. POSSESSED - THE DRACULA MUSICAL See Thursday, 8 p.m. BLACK COMEDY See Thursday, 8 p.m. THE BIRTHDAY PARTY See Thursday, 8 p.m. A DAY IN HOLLYWOOD I A NIGHT IN THE UKRAInE See Thursday, 8 p.m. SEPTEMBER DANCES (IN EXILE) See Friday, 8 p.m. S U N- D A Y POSSESSED See Thursday, 2 and 7 W E D N E S D A Y T U E S D A Y THE WEATHERVANES Local rock, Blind Pig, 996-8555 SOMETIMES WHY Rick's, 996-2747 LA DISCRETE (1990) See Thursday. Mich. Th. 5:00. THE PRODUCERS (1968) Mel Brooks when he was talented. Very funny. Mich. Th. 7:00 MOTHER KUSTERN GOES TO HEAVEN (1975) See Monday. Mich Th. 9:00. W E D N E S D A Y THE PRODUCERS (1968) See Tuesday. Mich. Th. 5:00 LA DISCRETE (1990) See Thursday. Mich. Th. 7:30. PRETTY WOMAN (1990) Documentary about how most hookers end up with good-looking,