. The Michigan Daily -Weekend etc. - October 1, 1992 --Page7 CAMPUS CINEMA FILMS OPENING FRIDAY: GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS Hi! I'm David Fucking Mamet! I'm David Fucking Mamet! You understand me'? You understand me? Let me say it again and again and again. At Showcase: 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:40, 10, 12:10. HERO We can't even begin to tell you why I this movie is such a complete waste of time. This is definitely Stephen Frears' worst movie. Dustin Hoffman's spectacular performance, the film's only redeeming feature, is wasted. At Briarwood: 10:05, 12:20, 2:40, 5, 7:30, 10, 12:10. At Show- case: 1:20, 4:10, 7:15, 9:50, 12:10. THE MIGHTY DueCs This is not an animated feature, though it's from Disney and stars Emilio Estevez, an actor whose main accomplishment in his career so far has been marrying Paula Abdul. At Briarwood: 10:05, 12, 2, 4, 7, 9, 11:15 At Showcase: 12:10, 2:30, 4:50, 7:15, 9:40, 11:50. MR. BASEBALL Oh God, Tom Selleck plays baseball in Japan. Director Fred Schepisi has come a long way since "A Cry in the Dark." A long way down. At Showcase: 12:20, 2:40, 5, 7:35, 10:05, 12:20. T H U R S D A Y MONSTER IN A BOX (1992) Spalding Gray talks a lot. Hmm, this sounds like his last movie. But it's just as brilliant. Mich Th. 7:00 SICK AND TWISTED ANIMATION FESTIVAL (1992) A bunch of disgusting, degrading, stupid animated shorts. Cool. Mich Th. 9:30 T H U R S D A Y T H U R S D A Y FRANK ALLISON AND OTHERS (BENEFIT FOR ART-LIGHT) Benefit performance featuring local talent, Blind Pig, 996-8555. SCHOOL OF MUSIC STUDENT RECITAL A classical recital by a school of music student.. 12:30pm, University Hospital Lobby, Floor 1. (936-ARTS) F R I D A Y STRANGERS ON A TRAIN (1951) Hitchcock is overrated (that's right, you heard us) but this one with Farley Granger and Robert Walker isn't half bad. Nat Sci 7 & 9 MONSTER IN A Box (1992) See Thursday. Mich Th. 7:30. SICK AND TWISTED ANIMATION FESTIVAL (1992) See Thursday. Mich Th. 9:30, 12:00. DINER (1982) Barry Levinson's first. Sappy male bonding stuff, with enough fresh talent to make it an appetizing surprise. MLB 3 7:00. THE GRADUATE (1967) You know the story, and you know the soundtrack. Sure, it's overrated, but it's still pretty darn good. MLB 3 9:00. MY FATHER IS COMING (1991) A quirky comedy featuring porn star Annie Sprinkle. Aud A. 7:30 AFFENCEIL (1991) From the director of "Silence=Death." Aud A. 9:00 S A T U R D A Y AGUIRRE: THE WRATH OF GOD (1972) Klaus Kinski stars as a mad 16th century conquistador in Werner Herzog's hypnotic film. Aud A 7, 8:40 & 10:20 MONSTER IN A Box (1992) See Thursday. Mich Th. 5:00, 12:00 DINER (1982) See Friday. MLB 3 7:00. AFFENCEIL (1991) See Friday Aud A. 7:30 MY FATHER IS COMING (1991) See Friday Aud A. 7:30 THE GRADUATE (1967) See Friday. MLB 3 9:00. S U N D A Y LONELY IN AMERICA (1992) Mich Th. 3:00 CABEZA DA VACA (1992) The Mexican "Dances with Wolves." Mich Th. 5 and 8:55. KATZELMACHER (1961) Part of the Rainer Werner Fassbinder series. Mich Th. 7:00. SICK AND TWISTED ANIMATION FESTIVAL (1992) See Thurs. Mich Th. 11:10. M O N D A Y KATZELMACHER (1961) See Sunday. Mich Th. 7:00. CABEZA DA VACA (1992) See Sunday Mich Th.9:00. New Potato Caboose (?) chugs into the Blind Pig on Friday. F R I D A Y NEW POTATO CABOOSE French fries, mashed, or au gratin - hop aboard the caboose!, Blind Pig, 996-8555 KITCHENS OF DISTINCTION Remember when this band was being hyped as the next Brit breakthrough? Remember how many drugs you took back then?, Industry, 6:30 p.m., 334-1999 MUSIC FOR QUEEN AND COURTESAN A concert of Renaissance vocal music by Our Lady's Madrigal Singers. St. Andrew's, 8:00 p.m., free admission. DETROrr SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA Neeme Jarvi conducts the DSO in a program of Glinka, Dawson ("Negro Folk Symphony") and Tchaikovsky's 4th. Orchestra Hall, 833-3700. S A T U R D A Y HOLY COwS Chelsea rock-n-roll for all the '1-lootenannies' out there, Blind Pig, 996-8555 DREAD ZEPPELIN They're billing this the "new" Dread Zeppelin. But, two of shit is still shit, St. Andrew's, 9 p.m., $5 ANN ARBOR SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA Guest soloist Corey Cerovsek joins Dr. Samuel Wong in a concert of Tchaikovsky, Beethoven and Paulus. Michigan Theater, 8 p.m., 994-4801. (See story, page 1.) UNIVERSITY PHILHARMONIA ORCHESTRA Donald Schleicher conducts a program of Mozart, -laydn and Hindemith at Hill Auditorium. 8 p.m., free, 7634726. DETROIT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA See Friday. S U N D A Y SONIC YOUTH New York's "Kool Things" invade Detroit. If you're Kool enough, Kim might spit on you, State Theater, 7:30 p.m., $15 M O N D A Y UNIVERSITY SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA Gustav Meier conducts Debussy, Mozart and Bartok. 8:00p.m., Hill, free, 763-4726 T U E S D A Y JULIANA HATFIELD The Blake Babies' vocalist comes back through this area, Blind Pig, 9:30 p.m., $6.50, 996-8555 W E D N E S D AY POSSESSED - THE DRACULA MUSICAL The Purple Rose Theater presents this unfamiliar take on a familiar tale. The Purple Rose Theater Co., 137 Park St., Chelsea, 8 p.m., $10-$25, 475-5817. CANDIDA Kicking off the Ann Arbor Civic Theater's Second Stage season is this classic drawing-room comedy about a love triangle set in Victorian England. AACT, 2275 Platt Rd., 8 p.m., $7 (two-for-one on Thursdays), 971-AACT. BANNED BOOKS Where's Waldo is challenged for "dirty things" on some of the pages? This and others on display at The Little Professor book Center. Westgate Shopping Center. AL YOUNG Fiction reading (See Story in Weekend Arts.) Rackham Amphitheatre, 5 p.m., free. F R I D A Y POSSESSED - THE DRACULA MUSICAL See Thursday, 8 p.m. CANDIDA See Thursday, 8 p.m. STLL LIFE The Serpent's Tooth Theatre brings us this docu-drama about a Vietnam veteran and the 2women whose lives are recast after he returns from the war. Perfor- mance Network, 408 W. Washing- ton, 8 p.m., $8-$10, for more information call 663-0681. BANNED BOOKS See Thursday. S A T U R D A Y POSSESSED - THE DRACULA MUSICAL See Thursday, 8 p.m. CANDIDA See Thursday, 8 p.m. STILL LIFE See Friday, 8 p.m. THE BEST OF JUST KIDDING A favorite of students, the Just Kidding comedy troupe, returns to Ann Arbor with a special show highlighting their best sketches, featuring the original cast. Power Center, 8 p.m., $6-$10,for more informationcall 763-TKTS. PEOPLE DANCING Whitley Setrakian And Dancers and the Eisenhower Dance Ensemble present this concert of exciting contempo- rary dance. Lydia Mendelssohn Theater, 8 p.m., $7-$10, for more information call 668-8397. BANNED BOOKS See Thursday. S U N D A Y POSSESSED - THE DRACULA MUSICAL See Thursday, 2 and 7 p.m.x CANDIDA See Thursday, 8 p.m. STLL LIFE See Friday, 8 p.m. DANCE & FILM An evening of movement and film animation created and performed by choreogra- pher/dancer Lorn MacDougal and cinematographer/composer/dancer Alain Le Razer. Studio A, Dance Building, 1310 N. University Court adjacent to the CCRB, 8 p.m., $5-$8, for more information call 763-5460. T U E S D A Y RHYME OF A RAVEN THYME DANCER This staged reading by a Michigan playwright focuses on a love story between an espionage field man and a young Middle- eastern woman, Performance Network, 408 W. Washington, 8 p.m., free, 437-3264. W E D N E S D A Y Dustin Hoffman is utterly wasted in Stephen Frears' bomb-to-be "Hero." FILMS HOLDING: BOB ROBERTS Tim Robbins: genius or just the latest in a series of self- serious, annoying actors who think they can direct? Answer: somewhere in between. At Showcase: 12:30, 5:25, 7:55. BLADE RUNNER Oh boy, it's the director's cut. Maybe there was a reason they left some scenes out. At Showcase: 2:50, 10:15, 12:30. CAPTAIN RON If you want to see a good Kurt Russell movie, rent "Used Cars"; if you want to see a bad one, see anything since, including this one with Martin Short. Sadly enough, it's making money. At Showcase: 12:20, 2:30, 4:40, 7:10, 9:20, 11:30. HUSBANDS AND WIVES Woody may have made a mess of his personal life, but this is one of his best films since "Hannah and her Sisters." Judy Davis is the best. thing to come out of Australia since Foster's Lager. At Briarwood: 10, 12:05, 2:15, 4:30, 7, 9:15, 11:45; at Showcase: 12:15, 2:40, 5, 7:30, 9:55, 12:10. INNOCENT BLOOD John Landis' latest is actually better than "An Ameri- can Werewolf in London," and Anne Parrillaud is still mighty cool. At Showcase: 1:35, 4:20, 7:10, 9:35, 11:55. THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS Well, after months of shuffling the release date, Hollywood finally lets Daniel Day-Lewis's first fihn since his Oscar win for "My Left Foot" see the light of day. And guess what, it's really good. At Briarwood: 10, 12:10, 2:30, 4:50, 7:15, 9:40, 11:55 At Showcase: 12:10, 2:35, 4:55, 7:25, 9:50, 12:05. MR. SATURDAY NIGHT Billy Crystal: genius or just. the latest in a series of self-serious, annoying actors who think they can direct? Answer: somewhere in between. (See story, page 8.) At Ann Arbor: 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7:20, 9:45; At Showcase: 1:25, 4:20, 7:35, 10:10, 12:30. RoaCy HORROR PICTURE SHOw No advance screening; not yet re- viewed. At Briarwood: 11:30. SARAFINA! Adaptation of the popular Broadway musical about South Africa. With Whoopi Goldberg. The best movie since "Salaam Bombay!" to contain an exclamation point in the title. At Ann Arbor: 12, 2:15, 4:55, 7:05, 9:15. SCHOOL TIES It's got a bunch of hunks but a serious theme too, dealing with anti-Semitism in the '50s. With the Encino Man himself, Brendan Fraser. At Briarwood: 10:15, 12:30, 2:35, 4:40, 7, 9:15 At Showcase: 12:40, 3, 5:20, 7:50, 10:15, 12:25. SINGLES Cameron Crowe's ("Say Anything") latest is a romantic comedy about young folks in love for young folks in love. It's not all that great, but any movie that gives Tad and Eddie Vedder lines is hard to resist. With Matt Dillon, Bridget Fonda, Kyra Sedgwick, Campbell Scott (just chockfull of those yuppie movie stars) and a swingin' Seattle soundtrack. At Briarwood: 10:15, 12:45, 3, 5:10, 7:40, 9:50, 11:45; At Showcase: 12:30, 2:40, 4:50, 7:20, 9:35, 11:40. SNEAKERS Phil Alden Robinson's follow-up to "Field of Dreams" is as stale as J. Danforth Quayle. Robert Redford ought to stay behind the camera. At Briarwood: 10, 12:15, 2:40, 4:55, 7:25, 9:55, 12:10; At Show- cae 1.1 .4:O 7.20 10:05.12:30. WHIP TAIL Blind Pig, 996-8555 T U E S D A Y STARDUST MEMORIES (1980) Woody Allen's worst movie. Mich Th. 7:00 MONSTER IN A BOX (1992) See Friday. Mich Th. 9:05 W E D N E S D A Y