Page 6-The Michigan Daily -Weekend etc. - September 24, 1992 I Hiphoprisy - a great luxury Heroes shine, but we want our Zoo TV 0. Director Robert Altman's "Tanner '88" is an overlooked classic. Re-select 'Tanner' by Michael John Wilson Before there was "Bob Roberts," there was "Tanner '88." While every- one calls Robert Altman's "The Player" his comeback, those who saw his made-for-HBO series know he was never gone. Altman teamed up with "Doonesbury" creator Garry Trudeau for a mock documentary about a Democratic presidential candidate named Jack Tanner (Michael Murphy of "Manhattan" fame). Altman follows the mismanaged, hilariously futile Tanner campaign from New Hampshire to the end of the primary season. . Altman brilliantly (and inexpen- sively) chose to shoot Tanner 88" on video instead of film. The raw immediacy of video makes the "documentary" feel even more real, W'- as if we're watching CNN instead of a slick Hollywood production. Trudeau's script displays the po- litical insight that characterizes "Doonesbury." His unforgettably comic situations and characters show the viewer how a campaign really runs. Highlights include a focus group of New Hampshire residents who laugh at the corny Tanner campaign video; a Tanner speech about the environment which is interrupted by snowmobiles; and an "assassination attempt" on Tanner in a bar which actually turns out to be a fight between two local drunks. Tanner even runs into "real" candidates like Bob Dole and Pat Robertson, who convincingly exchange small talk ("See you after the convention!") with the fictional candidate. Murphy is quite good as the ill-fated Tanner, finding the right balance between charismatic leadership and slimy politicking. But the star of "Tanner '88" is Pamela Reed ("Kindergarten Cop") in the role of Tanner's burned-out, chain-smoking campaign manager. While maintaining a ro- mance with one of the Kennedys, she desperately attempts to keep the campaign from falling apart. It is through her handling of the press that we gain the most insight into the powers behind the candidates. Not all of the "Tanner '88" episodes are currently available on video, and the few that are available are very hard to find (complain to your video store until they buy it). But, with the renewed interest in Robert Altman and campaign politics this year, hopefully the series will be more widely available to show us what Tim Robbins must have studied to make "Bob Roberts." by Scott Sterling On those rare occasions, one gets to experience one of those ironically perfect moments thatreally say some- thing. One such moment occurred at the second leg of U2's Zoo TV tour at the Pontiac Silverdome. Halfway through their opening set at the show, the Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy launched into the song "Television, The Drug of The Na- tion." The San Francisco-based duo filled the cavernous arena with their booming beats, with vocalist Michael Franti authoritatively dropping much knowledge on the mic. Suddenly, his partner in informational terrorism, Rono Tse took a metal grinder to a bombed-out TV set, creating a huge wave of noise and sparks. Surrounded by the vast technology of U2's stage, the flying cars, countless video screens and electronic monitors, it all made too much sense. In that one motion, he had per- fectly summarized the entire evening, and so much more. From the ashes of mid-1980's Afro-industrial confrontationalists the Beatnigs, Tse and Franti formed the Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy. Drawing as much inspiration from Gil Scott-Heron as Public Enemy, the group creates a dense mix of politi- cally-charged hip hop that thinks to the beat. Their debut album, Hypoc- risy Is The GreatestLuxury, addresses political issues with an uncanny in- telligence. Their views on African- American culture (as well as people) as a bankable commodity, ("Famous And Dandy Like Amos And Andy") gay bashing, ("Language Of Vio- lence") and mixed-race heritage ("Socio--Genetic Experiment") are painfully accurate. With the emergence of other inno- vative new artists in the hip hop na- tion, such as Basehead, Me Phi Me, and Arrested Devel- opment, music jour- nalists are scrambling to define and pigeon- hole these bands into aconvenientheading. Read: "Alternative Rap." "You can call it a movement, or just see it as hip hop's con- stantly changing dia- logue," Tse says. "Rap is much like jazz, continually evolving. But we're all different, and we all want to preserve our uniqueness." And while that uniqueness has earned the band much critical suc- cess, Tse feels that they may have alien- ated some rather im- portant potential lis- teners. "This first record is not hitting the mainstream," he 0 The D.H.H.'s Rono Tse captivates the audience at Pontiac's Industry earlier this year. explains. "Some of the beats are maybe a bit too compli- cated for the average hip-hop listener or dancer. I personally want to target those people more next time out. But as far as the content, the lyrics will still be there." Live, the Disposable Heroes are as visually captivating as they are au- rally. Both Tse and Franti dominate the stage with their presence (which at 6'6", isn't difficult for Franti). But it's Tse kinetic rubberband man danc- ing that steals the spotlight. He adds to the frantic stageshow with the con- tinual shower of sparks that he creates from his assemblage of metal and power tools. "I try to enhance the show through my dancing, by making instruments out of tire rims, creating with some- thing that's been thrown out as gar- bage," Tse says. "It's a release. For me, music and dance are one." ' And unlike many politically moti- vated artists, Tse's beliefs are much more than just a pose to sell records. To him, the political and the personal are inseparable. On the off days of their tour, Tse and Franti help out at homeless shelters and sponsor poetry readings at local coffeehouses. "Politics are important so we can have happy relationships. At the end of the day, having a companion, a friendship, is what it all boils down to. The reason behind so much divorce and breakups is finance. The stuff you think love will take care of. Yeah, right," he laughs. When U2 took the stage later that evening, they were hypnotizing. I, along with the thousands around me, were lulled into a blissful trance by the hundreds of cathode-powered screens thatassaulted us from all sides. The music became a soundtrack for this incredible, two and a half hour TV show. I loved it. I want my Zoo TV. Hypocrisy is the greatest luxury. " Quaff an ale - boozing down under by Kim Yaged > r THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN BALLROOM DANCE CLUB We meet at the CCRB every Sunday night to dance to the Swing, Fox Trot, Waltz, Cha Cha, Rumba, Tango, Samba, Mambo, Quickstep, and other dances So, fraternity parties are B.Y.O.B. and your recycled I.D. that claims you're twenty-five years old can no longer cut it. What to do? Go to Aus- tralia! What's that? You can't afford the air fare and you have to study for MCATs, LSATs, and all those other acronyms? Sorry. (HA!) Well, if you can't come to the Oz Land, perhaps you can fake your own version of it here in Ann Arbor. Thus follow a few tips. (Beer consumption ones, of course.) For starters, there's the ladies drink free night (with a A$6 cover, they're generous, not crazy!) Also, Aussies celebrate your conventional attitude adjustment hour, the highlight of which is the A$l schooner. This is comparable to your buck a mug, but a schooner is larger, and an Australian beer is more potent. The only differ- ence between our happy hour and theirs is perhaps the fact that the Aus- tralians practice it with more zest and greater frequency. Ah, the trials and tribulations of study abroad... To my eye, the distinctly Austra- lian drinking events are "Toss the Boss" and the pub crawl. Now, "Toss the Boss" is something that I think shouldbe institutionalized in the U.S., at least Ann Arbor. So, all you cheap alcoholics go run out to whatever divvy bar you hang out at and demand to speak to the boss. The way the game works is that the bartender tosses a coin and you call heads or tails. If you call the right side, you get your beer free; if you're wrong, you pay up the cash. The only catch is that "Toss the Boss"usually only runs at limited times (you don't have to tell the Ann Arbor bosses about that part), but it's a definite favorite. Now, the pub crawl is probably not unlike what the average uni freshie (a little Aussie lingo for you) partakes in her/his firstnight out on the town at college. (Or any random person on her/his 21st, for that matter.) How- ever, the Aussie version is much more organized. First of all, everyone partaking in the crawl purchases a t-shirt to wear during the evening, sort of as identifi- cation, so to speak. Invariably, these shirts get written on, tattered and torn by the eve's end. Then, it's off to the first pub. The purpose of the evening (other than getting completely shitty) is to drink a schooner of beer at each pub you go to. Now, if you can't quite hack the 15 ounces that a schooner consists of you might partake in down- ing a middy (which is a measly 10 ounces) per pub instead. It should be noted that these sizes vary depending on where in the Outback you're con- suming. How many pubs are you to attend you ask? Oh, let's say a nice round number like ten. But, here's the catch. There's a ring leader for this whole shabang. I suppose there's a name for this person, but no one has ever been sober enough to pass on the appella- tion tome. At any rate, the ringleader's duty is to keep the proceedings going. { She/he is the one who directs you td your initial pub and each respective one from there on. More importantly" the ring leader is the one who blows the whistle. The whistle signals you that it is time to travel on to the next point, at which time you must scull, at they say in these parts, any beer that remains in your glass. Thus, the evening proceeds in this manner until you have attended all the pubs on the agenda. It should be noted that the ring leader is often obligated to remain relatively sober, kind of like a desig- nated driver of sorts, until the crawl's completion. Therefore, time tends to pass much more slowly for her or himVn Consequently, you may be apt to think your ears are ringing. No worries, mate, they're not. It's just the whistle. 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