The Michigan Daily- Wednesday, September 23, 1992 - Page 11 T -H - E SPORTING VIEWS Egos overrun the American pastime by Michael Rosenberg The mess that is the 1992 Major League Baseball season will soon come to a close, to be followed by what promises to be an exciting post- season featuring, for the first time in recent memory, four evenly matched teams. Of course, if you are a Major League Baseball team owner, four evenly matched teams is not as exciting as eight, twelve, or even (and we know this is in the back of their minds) twenty-eight evenly matched teams. The owners have made it clear that they want, among other things, en- larged playoffs. What do they want, hockey? Next thing you know they will be (not) showing all their games on SportsChannel America. The owners recently dumped Commissioner Fay Vincent. As far as I can tell, his greatest sin was knowing that Chicago is west of Atlanta. Basically, these are the highlights of the last 18 months in baseball: MARCH 1991 - Vincent (to owners): "You won't get as much money from the next TV deal. Stop giving free agents such big con- tracts." SEPTEMBER 1991 - Vincent (to owners): "You won't get as much money from the next TV deal. Stop giving free agents such big con- tracts." MARCH 1992 - Vincent (to owners): "You won't get as much money from the next TV deal. Stop giving free agents such big con- tracts." SEPTEMBER 1992 - Vincent gets fired. LATE SEPT. 1992 - Owners (to each other): "We won't get as much money from the next TV deal. We shouldn't have given free agents such big contracts." Owners say that free agency is not killing them; salary arbitration is. Of course, arbitrators determine salaries based on free agent signings, but let's not get bogged down with realities. In truth, salary arbitration has hurt the owners, which is hilarious, considering that it was the owners who originally agreed to it. The owners named Brewers owner Bud Selig interim commissioner. As far as a permanent commissioner is concerned, the owners want a do- nothing figurehead as leader of an American institution, which is a good thing, because it looks like George Bush will soon be looking for a job. The owners will certainly re-open the collective bargaining agreement in December, causing long, arduous labor negotiations. Every time these labor talks occur, the owners go in with no real game plan, and end up getting crushed. Kind of like the Denver Broncos. During labor talks, the owners will inevitably say things like, "The players are lazy and overpaid. They don't love the game like players did in the past." This is akin to General Motors workers going on strike, and the CEO saying, "They make lousy cars anyway. General Motors workers used to take pride in their work. Not anymore." This is not what you would call good for business. The owners are threatening (promising?) to lock out the players for all of the 1993 season. They say it will be a year of lawsuits, contract strug- gles and instability for baseball. Sound familiar? Te Volybl --- 1,16,111libc r Team Ohio State Illinois Penn State Minnesota Michigan Purdue Iowa Michigan State Wisconsin Northwestern Indiana w 7 8 7 9 8 7 8 6 5 5 2 L 1 2 2 3 3 3 4 4 5 6 7 Pct. .875 .800 .777 .750 .727 .700 .667 .600 .500 .454 .222 Home 5-0 2-0 6-0 2-2 0-0 4-3 5-1 3-0 4-3 1-2 0-1 Away 1-0 2-0 0-1 4-1 2-2 1-0 0-2 1-,2 2-1 2-1 0-2 Neutral 1-1 4-2 1-1 3-0 6-1 .2-0 3-1 2-2 2-3 2-3 2-3 Griddes! Just drop off your picks at the Student Publications Building at 420 Maynard by noon on Friday to win a $15 gift certificate to O'Sullivan's Eatery & Pub. 1. Houston at Michigan 2. Purdue at Notre Dame 3. Iowa at Colorado 4. Michigan State at Boston College 5. Missouri at Indiana 6. Minnesota 'at Pittsburgh 7. Northern Illinois at Wisconsin 8. Maryland at Penn State 9. ArizonaFatrMiami (Fla.) 10. Wake Forest at Florida State 11. Louisiana Tech at Alabama 12. Arizona State at Nebraska 13. Cincinnati at Tennessee 14. San Diego State at UCLA 15. North Carolina State at North Carolina 16. Clemson at Georgia Tech 17. San Jose State at Stanford 18. M sippi atGeorgia 1.Virginia at Duke 20. Colgate at Penn Tiebreaker: Total points: Houston at Michigan Name: Phone: THIS WEEK'S MATCHUPS Sept. 23 i Sept. 25 Sept 26 Indiana State at Illinois Iowa at Minnesota Indiana at Michigan Illinois at Ohio State Minnesota at Wisconsin Northwestern at Penn State Purdue at Michigan State Purdue at Michigan Illinois at Penn State Iowa at Wisconsin Northwestern at Ohio State Indiana at Michigan State Temple at Penn State Laura Cook, a sophomore outside hittter for Penn State posted 40 kills for an attack percentage of .434 in leading the Nittany Lions to the championship of the Penn State Sept. 27 t j3ri -nr ~r~ii~r ir Team Iowa Penrn State Ohio State. Michigan Northwestern Michigan State W 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 T 0 0 0 0 0 0 Pct. .000 .000 1.000 .000 .000 .000 W 5 4 3 3 2 1 L 0 0 1 1 3 5 T 0 0 0 0 0 0 Pct. 1.000 1.000 .750 .750 .400 .166 THIS WEEK'S MATCHUPS Sept. 23 Sept. 25 Sept. 26 Sept. 27 Penn State at Maryland Michigan State at Ohio State Northwestern at Iowa AYE OF E PAmy Vail, a senior forward for Northwestern, scored two goals and an assist in the Wildcats' 5-1 win over Stanford last Sunday. 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