Page 8-The Michigan Daily - Tuesday, September 22, 1992 Gratuitous hanky-panky adds to the fun by Aaron Hamburger It is commonly acknowledged among fledgling film connoisseurs at college campuses that European filmmakers have higher standards than their American counterparts. That's why a film like the current import from Spain, "Lovers," is so refreshing. "Lovers" has plenty of gratuitous sex and melodrama to FILM REVIEW Lovers Directed by Vicente Aranda; written by Vincente Aranda, Alvaro Del Amo, and Carlos Perez Merinero; with Victoria Abril, Jorge Sanz, and Maribel Verdu; in Spanish with English subtitles spare, but that's what makes it fun. Think of the movie as "Basic Instinct" with a Spanish accent. The film's love triangle centers around a lackadaisical young soldier with raging hormones named Paco (Jorge Sanz) who is urged by his prude fianc6 Trini (Maribel Verdu) to move to the city and get a job. Unfortunately for Trini, Paco's land- lady Luisa is played by Victoria Abril (the magnetic star of the last two Almodovar films, "Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!" and "High Heels"). Luisa seduces Paco and so begins the web of intrigue that is the cor- nerstone of "psychological thrillers" like this one. Besides the film's portrayal of sex with a handkerchief, what makes "Lovers" unique are the vital per- formances of the three leads. Each of the actors makes his or her character believable and even, at times, sym- pathetic. Abril, for example, (whose ferociously intense performances come close to matching the power of the great Judy Davis) fleshes out her stock character of the evil temptress by revealing Luisa's bitter loneliness land deep-seeded need for sexual 'gratification. You can't really hate her because you understand her so well. No place like Rome If you've ever felt like you really belonged in the 3rd century ruling a bunch of Romans, we're afraid you're really out of luck. However, we'd like to suggest a reasonable alternative (which, incidentally, doesn't come from Seattle - go figure.) Ann Arbor resident Al Sjoerdsma has written a play about Roman emperor Julianus, called, appropriately enough, "Julianus." And guess what! Ann Arbor's own Performance Network is staging it. But the best part is that you - yes, you with your Roman nose - can play a part in it. The Performance Network is holding auditions on Wednesday at 7 p.m. Call 663- 0696 to start your big break. ...Life is but a dream Have you been dreaming of unusually large towers, red- woods, flagpoles, and other such, well, objects? Well, personally, we think you might need to see someone about that (because admitting you have a problem is the first step - and we care, I mean, we're concerned), but if you've only got time around, say, 7:30 p.m. tonight, then what you want to do is talk to the folks at the I.C.C. Education Center (1522 Hill). They want to discuss the hidden symbolism in dreams - and they won't charge you for it. Call 665-3522, especially if you have that one about the Eiffel Tower again. "The play's the thing" As for the tube, flip it over to A&E and relax. What they've got for you is "Living Shakespeare: A Year With the RSC." What could be better on a Tuesday night than highlights from the 30th anniversary season of the Royal Shakespeare Company? What more can we say? Stare master And don't forget, the Museum of Art has a Picasso or two, up on the second floor, just crying out, in a cubist sort of way, for people to stop in and ogle. *1 0I Luisa (Victoria Abril) and Paco (Jorge Sanz) are certainly smokin' in the new Spanish sexfest "Lovers," playing at the Michigan Theater. Maribel Verdu, as the innocent Trini, effectively plays up the des- perate love her character feels for Paco, in her futile attempts to com- pete with Luisa in bed. Her last scene in the movie is as affecting as it is shocking. The only truly despicable charag- ter in the movie has to be the shift- less, scheming Paco, who can never get up the spine to betray either woman (one whom he loves, the other whose sexual prowess he can't live without ) until the very end of the film. But even then, Sanz makes Paco's actions seem understandable, if not laudatory. The only problem with the movie is when it attempts to take itself too seriously, as Great Art. "Basic Instinct" entertained because director Paul Verhoeven (alright, he's European, but it was an American production) reminded the audience every step of the way that he was making a shlocky piece of entertain- ing kitsch, a pop opera that was never meant to have anything to do with reality. Here, director Vicente Aranda tries really does take himself seriously. It's as if Aranda thought he was directing "Casablanca," when what he really had was a good episode of "General Hospital." Still, one can't deny the cheap voyeuristic thrills of "Lovers," which does feature several memo- rable sequences, including one where Paco and Trini huddle under an overcoat in the rain, and another where the three principals meet by accident on the street and Abril icily rebukes the embarrassed Paco, "You don't have to be so formal with me. We're friends." Don't be scared off by the subti- tles. "Lovers" is truly American at heart. LOVERS is Theater. playing at the Michigan ----- ---- CA STER Suit You... Suit Me FOUR DAY SALE 20% to 75% OFF Additional savings of 50% OFF sale price with trade-in of your old suit or sportcoat & slacks. Raincoats & Topcoats too. * All clothing donated to Purple Heart * ENTIRE stock of suits, sportcoats, slacks & furnishings! Four days only! September 23rd thru 26th ALL SALES FINAL SALE HOURS: 9:30 Wed., Thurs. & Sat. Friday till 8 pm carl ster