_ARTS Monday, September 21, 1992 The Michigan Ddiy """" Page 5 'Melrose Place' meets Lollapalooza? Murphy's law hullo, hullo? Tis finally tine for that show we've been waiting for ever since the Emmy broad- cast. Yup, everyone and their sibs have been on the edge of their collective seats wanting to know what, exactly, "Murphy Brown" producer and cultural elitist Diane English has cooked up in response to the Vice President mucking about in family values. Tune in at 9 p.m. for the hour-long season pre- miere (CBS, channel 2) which, as near as we can figure, is titled "I Say Potato, You Say Potatoe." Scrollwork Incidentally, since we know that all our readers are members of the cultural elite (we just got our membership cards last week) how about a bit of culture mixed with history? Drop in to Hebrew University professor Emanuel Tov's lecture tonight, in Rackham Auditorium at 7 p.m., and see what he has to say about the Dead Sea Scrolls and how their discovery has affected what we think about the history of the Hebrew Bible. Tonight is the first of what will be a series of four lectures by experts who know just oodles about these incredible documents. Ring any bells? In our Interesting Things To Do Department, if you find yourself wandering hopelessly around the campus at, say, noonish, desperate for an interesting view, direct your footsteps to Burton Tower (yes, the big one with the bells) take the elevator and then the stairs up to the top, and watch the carillon- neur play. Yes, it's true, anyone can pop up and watch how, exactly, one plays a bunch of massive bells - but only between noon and 12:30. by Scott Sterling "Singles" is a movie that above beig tuiny, hip ui irreverent, is- real. Writer/director Cameron Crowe ("Fast Times At Ridgemont High," "Say Anything"), the cinema world's most accurate director in portraying America's youth, hits the bullseye. once again with this glimpse into the lives of the twen- Singles Directed and written by Cameron Crowe; with Bridget Fonda, Campbell Scott, Kyra Sedgwick and Matt Dillon tysomething, "Melrose Place" gener- ation. Set in the musical mecca of the moment, Seattle, WA., "Singles" is a story of love and friendship in the user unfriendly 1990s. Focusing on a group of friends that live in and around the same apartment building, Crowe develops extremely rich characters, at times to the film's detriment. He's obviously so in- volved in the people he's created that the story sometimes gets lost in the shuffle. But hey, since when has life had a plot? Staged in a series of vignettes (connected by Pearl Jam's Jeff Ament's distinctive graphics), "Singles" revotvcs around mass transit exec ) Ounn, and his equally P.C. love interest, Linda Powell (Kyra Sedgwick, in a show- stealing performance). Matt Dillon is surprisingly effective as Steve's neighbor, the hapless but lovable singer Cliff Poncier (complete with grunge rockgod wig), of the ficti- tious band Citizen Dick. Bridget Fonda is charmingly ditzy as Poncier's clueless girlfriend/groupie Janet Livermore. 'Singles' is a linear work that really doesn't go anywhere, but spends its time examining where it's at. Crowe's eye for detail is funny as well as poignant. When Steve sees love in the fact that Linda unlocks his car door from the passenger side, one can't help but laugh at the real life absurdity. The film is loaded with great cameos (watch for director Tim Burton and Eric Stoltz as the hilari- ous Angry Mime) and pop culture references. Not many movies have extras reading Lester Bangs in a cof- fee shop, or use Robert Doisneau's famous photo "The Kiss" as a plot device. While the Seattle music scene (thankfully) takes a secondary role in the movie, there are some great live performances from Alice In Chains and Soundgarden. Pearl Jam also appear as Dillons' backing band, complete with singer Eddie Vedder on drums. Much like Douglas Copeland's novel "Generation X," and the film "Slacker," "Singles" is a linear work that really doesn't go anywhere, but spends its time examining where it's at. Despite the painfully pre- dictable ending, it's still an enjoy- able and worthy film by Crowe. SINGLES is playing at Briarwood and Showcase. Will Matt Dillon and Bridget Fonda (top) find love in a city of espresso, flannel, and Pearl Jam. We think Dillon would have a better chance if he lost the wig. Campbell Scott (bottom) eyes a tasty chunk 'o chili in Kyra Sedgwick's teeth. Vedder REGISTRAR'S BULLETIN BOARD Each term the Registrar will publish important information and key dates affecting students DATES TO REMEMBER Last Day to: I Wed., Sept. 30 Wed., Sept. 30 Wed., Oct. 21 WITHDRAW FROM FALL TERM- with payment of the $50 disenrollment fee and $80 registration fee. DROP CLASSES - with a reduction in tuition and without a $10 change of election fee. NOTE: Some units (Law, Medicine and Dentistry) begin classes on a different academic calendar and this date will vary for those units. WITHDRAW FROM FALL TERM - with payment of half tuition and $80 registration fee. NOTE: This date will vary for the units having a different academic calendar. WITHDRAW FROM FALL TERM - pay half tuition and $80 registration fee through Wed., Oct. 21. This fee adjustment applies only to complete withdrawals from the term and not to a reduction of credit hours. $10 CHANCE OF ELECTION FEE - payable in advance at the Cashier's Office for drops, adds or modification to Fall Term schedule. Beginning: Thurs., Oct. 1 Thurs., Oct. 1 .. m.... .. -.. m .....===MONDAY. SEPTEMBER 21