Page 8-The Michigan Daily- Tuesday, September 15, 1992 Ridley's rehash is still the same 'Blade Runner' by Aaron Hamburger_ When "Blade Runner" first came out in 1982, the film received a wildly mixed reception among crit- ics. Some recognized the brilliant set designs and moody creation of its fu- turistic setting, while others focused on the confusing plot and shallow writing, particularly the annoying voice-over narration by Harrison Ford. Now Warner Brothers has given director Ridley Scott a chance to an- swer his critics by releasing a new version of this cult film which was edited by the director rather than the studio (perhaps Scott's recent Oscar nomination for "Thelma and Louise" had a little something to do with this). The question is, what's the dif-' ference? None of the elements of the story have changed. The story concerns a police detective (Harrison Ford) in the early 21st Century, whose as- signment is to kill six androids, one of whom (Sean Young) he has fallen in love with. You don't remember "Blade Runner" for plot, however. You remember the constant rain that falls on the overpopulated, teeming Los Angeles of the future, and the general mood of emptiness and de- spair. Blade Runner Directed by Ridley Scott; Written by Hampton Fanches and David Peoples; with Harrison Ford and Sean Young The original "Blade Runner" felt slow and dolorous, like a death march. The new version, however, seems to hurtle along at an uneasy pace and seems to contain strange lapses in continuity. There is one moment when one of the replicants (Rutger Hauer) mourns over the dead body of one of his friends, then suddenly confronts Harrison Ford, and then, just as suddenly, is back to his mourning again. Part of the confusion may lie in the one major chinge in the new version: the loss of Ford's voice- over narration. Perhaps Scott made this change to make the film more contemplative and quiet, much like his earlier film "Alien." In many ways, the loss of Ford's voice is one of the best things about the new version, especially in one of the many death scenes, which in the original version seemed obvious and cloying because of Ford's preachy voice-over about "learning humanity from an android." It's now subtle and effective. However, there are other times when the movie is just Harrison Ford models the fall collection for the year 2020 on a really, really high rooftop in the director's cut of Ridley Scott's "Blade Runner." - , plain confusing because the narra- tion was removed, with nothing to take its place to smooth over some of the rough spots. In the end, your impression of "Blade Runner" will not depend on whether you understood what was actually happening all the time or if you thought the narration was hokey and the writing cliched (which they most definitely are). These criticisms are beside the point. If you want good writing read D. H. Lawrence - "Blade Runner" is a purely visual experience. No, it doesn't always make sense, but how many movies do you run into that feature surreal images like Daryl Hannah spray-painting her eyes black, or a shivering old man ignor- ing a big round eye perched on his shoulder? The new "Blade Runner" may not correct all the problems of the old "Blade Runner," but then agair the old one wasn't so bad either. BLADE RUNNER is playing Showcase. ' Young Woody dare II? Didn't get enough of Woody last night at the free screening of "Husbands & Wives?" Missed "Annie Hall" last month on cable' or "What's Up Tiger Lily?" in Aud. A over the weekend? 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