Softball vs. Eastern Michigan Today, 2:30 p.m. (DH) Varsity Diamond SPORTS Baseball vs. Eastern Michigan Today, 3 p.m. Fisher Stadium The Michigan Daily Tuesday, April 21, 1992 Page 10 Record Breaker Andy GottesmanV Gotta Love It Never say goodbye With about two minutes left in the NCAA Championship game two weeks ago, Duke fans began chanting the "Na-na-na-na, Hey-hey-hey, Goodbye" song. It hit me pretty hard, not only because Michigan was about to lose what would be my last sporting event as a student, but be- cause I began thinking of what my next college event would be. Graduation. The tournament had been a godsend because it kept my mind focused on something other than the fact that most of my classmates and I will leave Ann Arbor this spring without plans for return in the fall. But as the game clock ticked away, I realized that little stood between me and the end of college. And then I started to think about the past, too. With that cursed song ringing in my ears, I thought about the Miami football game our first year. For those of you who don't understand why seniors get angry when they hear the "Goodbye" song during a sporting event, let me explain. Here's the story: With Michigan beating the mighty Hurricanes, 30- 14, with roughly seven minutes left, the student section began chanting the song. Miami then proceeded to score 17 points, including the final three after a recovered onside kick. It was ugly, to say the least. So, please, don't ever, under any circumstances, sing that song before any game is completely over. Piece of advice number one: Remember Miami. Then I thought about the road trips all over the country, most impor- tantly to Lexington, Ky., twice and Pasadena three times; the parties in (and on) every corner of Ann Arbor; the nights and afternoons in some bar or restaurant; the endless hours talking to and drinking with friends. I remembered orientation at Alice Lloyd; meeting my first room- mates; eating at a favorite greasy-spoon; and never-ending nights at the Daily. That night I remembered more than I could write in a hundred columns, with other memories yet to emerge. I thought about Oreo cookies ... and milk. When stress became too much for me at Michigan - not a difficult feat, considering classes, a daily newspaper, the quest for summer jobs, and the future - I thought about Oreos. and the simplicity of childhood. That generally made me feel better. Piece of advice number two: Eat Oreos and milk whenever you feel like the real world is intruding. And then it dawned on me that the real world looms ahead of us. How can we avoid becoming part of the stress and not just victims? Would Oreos be enough? Maybe they wouldn't have to be, I thought; maybe we can change the real world. If I have learned anything during college, it is that I hate to be called naive; I hate condescending "adults" who pat me on the head and tell me that I can't go through problems, that I must go around them. "You can't change the world overnight," they say. I call bullshit. I hope we all remember what we learned in college, and try to apply it to the real world. Then maybe childhood and Michigan won't have to be only good memories - Oreos only a symbol of the good times. Believe in yourself, your beliefs, and your ability to change the world with what you have learned at Michigan. Who knows? One of my oldest recollections - I think I was about seven years old - is of my mother figuring out that I would be in the class of 1992. It seemed lifetimes away to a second-grader in 1977, and I never thought I'd see the day. I hate to say it, but it's here. Anyway, it's been a blast. "Na-na-na-na, Hey-hey-hey ... " Just remember Miami, Class of 1992; Never say goodbye. Gottesman is a former Daily Associate Sports Editor and Editor in Chief. Michigan frosh Johanning shatters Big Ten javelin record by Robert Siegel Two hundred and thirty-two feet, eleven inches. The distance from the CCRB to the Grad? Nope. The length of the average CRISP line? Sorry. The collective height of the Los Angeles Lakers? Not even close. Give up? 232 feet, 11 inches is how far Michigan frosh Stan Johanning threw the javelin Saturday in the Michigan men's track team's 109.5-103 victory over host team Purdue at the Purdue Invitational. The throw shattered Iowa's Matt Panther's 57 year-old Big Ten javelin record by over 13 feet. "When it landed, I didn't think it was that far out there," Johanning said. "I'm speechless." Making the feat all the more im- pressive is the fact that the Purdue Invitational was only Johanning's third collegiate meet. He has broken the Michigan javelin record in each of those three meets. The previous record, set by Warde Manuel in 1990, was 196-6. Johanning has now surpassed that mark by over 36 feet. "I never expected the improve- ment that I've had this year," the Kansas native said. "I'm really shocked at how well I've thrown. It's unreal." In addition to setting school and conference records, the throw provi- sionally qualified Johanning for the NCAA National Championships. "The beginning of the year, my goal was to throw 210. I knew I had to get close to the 230s to go to the nationals, but the nationals were never on my mind until last week." However, Johanning is not look- ing past the regular season. "Right now, I just want to stay consistent and win the Big Ten. It's still gonna be a battle-there are a lot of really good guys in this con} ference." If Johanning can hang on and win the Big Ten javelin title, he will be- come the first Wolverine to do so since 1927. Other first-place finishers for Michigan Saturday included pole vaulter Brad Darr, triple jumper" Luke Gentles, long jumper Stan Sharik and high jumper Dan Reddan. Winning in running events for tkp Wolverines were Mike Eccleston in the 100-meter, Chris Childs in the 1500, Tony Carna in the 5000 and the 4x100-meter relay team. The team's next meet will be the Penn Relays at the University of Pennsylvania April 23-25. Michigan high-jumper Dan Redden performs at a meet earlier this season. This weekend the Wolverines placed first at the Purdue relays 'M' lacrosse captures third consecutive title i by Chad Safran Daily Sports Writer The weather may have been poor at the Big Ten club lacrosse champi- onships last weekend at North- western, but the Michigan men's lacrosse team did not get lost in the fog that swept over Evanston. The Wolverines captured their third consecutive conference title with a 9-6 victory over Wisconsin in the fi- nal game. Michigan (14-7), the top-seeded team in the Eastern Division and overall, faced off against a veteran- laden Badger squad that was seeded No. 1 in the Western Division. After a tough first half that gave the Wolverines a 5-2 advantage, the Badgers came out in the second half and outscored Michigan 3-2 to cut the Wolverine lead to two. This left Michigan coach Bob DiGiovanni concerned. "I wasn't real comfortable since they had come back from a 7-3 third quarter deficit to beat Purdue, 9-8, in sudden-death overtime," DiGiovanni said. "Going into the fourth quarter it is really anybody's game." However, the defense toughened and conceded only one additional tally to the Badger offense. Mean- while, the Michigan offense put two more goals on the board to clinch the victory. On the day, the Badgers fired 39, shots with only six shots getting past Michigan goaltender and tri-captain Peter McPartlin. "The defense did a fantastic job," DiGiovanni said. "Even-up they were phenomenal. On man-down they were even better, especially since we were down two men sev- eral times. Our defense simply played the best defensive game Michigan has played in years." "It is a great feeling," tri-captain Adam Levy said. "We thought we could win it again. We proved with- out a doubt that we are the best (club) team in the Big Ten. We picked it up a couple of notches and got good production from everyone." Attackman Will Clyde led the Wolverine scoring attack against Wisconsin with four goals and an assist. For the tournament, Clyde had 15 points (12 goals and three as- sists) and was chosen the competi- tion's top attackman. Attackmap Tony DiGiovanni along with mid- fielders Ranjiv Advani and Levy each added a goal and an assist in the winning effort that gave the Wolverines their 11th win in the past 13 games. "I think it (the championship) was probably better than the others, DiGiovanni said. "This was a very good ending to one of the rockiest seasons we've ever had. It was a season we turned around (after a 3-5 start)." Water polo prepares for regionals by Greg Richardson Daily Sports Writer The Midwest regional women's water polo championship will be held Saturday at the Canham Nat- atorium. Michigan seeks to earn the automatic berth for the national collegiate championships in Mary- land. The Wolverines are not only favored to take the title, they are not even expected to break much of a sweat against any of their foes. The Iichigan Daily eve gof it all NEWS SPORTS * ARTS * PHOTO * OPINION I No OWN Ems EMS EMS OWN HMO Emu EMS Emu Now Now Ems Emu OWN low Now NOR Ems SON Ems AMR HOMES I AX/P 1...... .. . 1 _ r."u: J: +M!"YF:": f"iT."::"M4:":"'r#": ./ 'r:! :4!i: 1r"!!":t::"\"::":"!Pi!:": M::fi : ?: A ION: I "We've played all the teams be- fore, and they're teams we've beaten pretty easily," Michigan coach Scott Russell said. "Right now, we kind of dominate (the Midwest Regional). It's not very competitive, unfor- tuneately." Ohio State, Northwestern, Illinois, Wisconsin, and Bowling Green are the other teams participat- ing in the regional. Two other teams, Purdue and Northern Illinois, were expected to also be invloved, but had to drop out because of the tourna- ment's coinciding with their final exams. The tournament will take a round-robin format with two groups of three. The Wolverines will be the top seed in their group, while the Fighting Illini will be the No.1 seed in theirs. As a result of the holidays, all of the Big Ten teams will have a chance to play each other. This year there was no Big Ten tournament, because the best teams in the Midwest are from the Big Ten. Russell is happy about not having to play two seperate tournaments. "My men's team had to play both, and it was pretty much a waste of time. It was great that (the extra tournament) padded our record to 31 wins, but it took a lot of energy from us," Russell said. "I think having seperate tournaments would have the same effect on the women." Russell feels that Bowling Green may be the spoiler in this tourna- ment, because of the enthusiasm the Falcons possess. However, the Wol- verines pulverized the Falcons, 19-1, six weeks ago. Lori Barnard, Michigan's leading scorer this season and hole-set, is not concerned with whether or not her team will win the regional. "We just have to make sure we have our heads in the game all four quarters," Barnard said. "VWe shouldn't have any trouble against any of these teams." Barnard stressed that last year's main goal was to win the Midwest championship and get to the national tournament. This year the Wol- verines expect to win the Midwest and have set their sights on imp- roving on last year's eighth-plage finish at nationals. Daytona Beach it ain't. 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