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Wre admit it. The Daily does make
an occasional mistake. What with
deadlines, reporters who also go to
school (occasionally) and the hilar-
ity that pervades the Student
Publications Building, we do make a
tiny error every once in while. But
who says we don't have a sense of
humor? Some of the most shining
examples of what we affectionately
term, "Daily Fuck-ups" made it into
this issue.

Headlines were a prime opportu-
nity for mistakes this year. Hey, if
you're going to mess up, do it big:
If Ethan Canin had written some-
thing with a more simple title, such
as, Slaves of Ann Arbor or Bright
Lights, Big Show we wouldn't have
misspelled a tough title like Emperor
of the Air.
What's wrong with this one? It's
a subtle but devastatingly huge error.
You see, the name of the photogra-

"pher in question is Baldwin Lee. Bill
Lee is a jazz musician, Spike's dad,
and right around the publication of
this article, was arrested on charges
of heroin possession. Sorry,
Baldwin!
OK, so Erik Satie was a famous
(and dead) French composer and is-
n't a musician-in-residence at the
University School of Dance. Even
though Satie is associated with the
ultra-modem school of musical
thought, he is unfortunately not affil-.
iated with our school of ultra-mod-
ern dance.
Printing Andrew Cahn's review
of Bogeyman twice wasn't a mis-
take. Really. It was so good that we
thought you should see it twice.
The News staff's gaffes aren't
nearly as hilarious as those that Arts
have committed. (When we screw
up, we do it in style.) They did sub-
mit to us one fairly abominable goof.
In a Jan. 27 article, Muslim Student
Association member Jamran Bajwa
was quoted as saying, 'They want to
attack the root of the problem, which
is lack of submission to a law."
Actually, he said, "... lack of sub-
mission to Allah" (stress added).
The List. Ah, a feast for goofs..
Taekwondo and Karate would make
a beautiful marriage though, don't
you think?a

Emporor Ethan returns
Francoise Gilot is a' solo dance
created by Fogel. In it she will re-
flect her own studies, of Francoise
ilotpainter and mistress to Pi-
;casso for ten years. The dance is set.
to.the music of Erik Satie, also of
the Dance Department.

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Top 9 Albums of the past
year (in order):
1. Loveless, My Bloody Valentine.
Comparisons could not match up to
this gorgeous collection of songs
from one :of the most innovative.
bands of all time.
2. Nevermind, Nirvana. Although it
is now considered "uncool" to like
this band or their overplayed single,
"Smells Like Teen Spirit," Nirvana,
provided us with one of the most
important albums in a number of
years. Don't deny'it.
3. Ten, Pearl Jam. As far as debut
albums go, this was brilliant! Song'
for song, this album is hard to top.
4. Badmotorfinger, Soundgarden.
Just as sone people were saying that
Soundgarden had lost their nerve',
they came back with a brutal
vengeance. Some of their best songs
ever can be found on this collection.
'5. Dayglo, Love Battery. Possibly
the best Seattle band right now. If
you missed their show in Ann Arbor
earlier this month, I feel sorry for
you. Keep a definite eye out for this
group.
6. De L~a Soul...is Dead,. De La
Soul. Distancing themselves from
the "Daisy Age," De *La Soul was
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Top 10 reasons to hate alter-
native music
10. Concert t-shirts are just too damn
expensive.
9. It gives people cheap excuses not
to shower.
8. Prolonged wearing of long un-
derwear may irritate skin and/or
cause's chafing.
7. Too much rain in Seattle.
6. You can't beat Hendrix, so why
try?
5. The keyboardist from Jesus Jones.
4. Pseudo-poetry should be reserved
for Espresso Royale.f
3. Throwing Muses no longer exists.
2. My 14-year-old cousin owns a
Nirvana album (guess which one).
1. Angst sucks.
Top 10 reasons to love it
10. Jane's Addiction got out while
they were ahead. (Maybe?)
9. The Breeders.
8. Dead Can Dance now has an al-
bum out on a domestic label (you
don't have to pay $22 for it).

harder, and meaner, creating quite an
uproar. This band didn't' lose it -
their fans did.'
7. Fear, Toad the Wet Sprocket.
Folk rock never sounded so good. A
young band on a mission, went a
long way towards making a name for'
themselves this year.
8. Apollo 18, They Might Be
Giants. Quirkiness aside, this duo
has got a knack for writing some of

-the. funniest, most entertaining,
'music around. This year, They
Might 'Be Giants said, "screw the
critics," and came up with a terrific
album in the process.
9. Gish, Smashing Pumpkins. You
have to be' in the right mood for this
one, but when you are, watch out!
"Rhinoceros" was one .of the top
songs of the year.
-Nima Hodaei

Once upon a time, in a city far, far away, Nirvana was just this little band
with a cool album (Bleach) on SubPop. Now the megaheroes of the world,
married to other rock stars and such, Kurt Cobain (left) and Chris Novoselic
(right) with unidentified temporary drummer (center) probably wouldn't
want this photo published.

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