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Page 28-The Michigan Daily --Weekend etc.- April 16,1992

Weekend etc. editor Arts editors Weekend news editoi
Julie Komorn Elizabeth Lenhard LarBaraget
Michael John Wilson

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Jonathan Higgins

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Alissa Straus

' CHAIT
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once we have crushed their military
like a mosquito? They would de-
mand that our public schools teach'
r in Canadian as well as English. Our
r children would come home. from
school and ask, 'What's for dinner,
eh?' And we would be.forced to beat
them."
y MSA: "Any democratic-minded stu
dent must be concerned with the 'pro-
s .iferatiori of Oclioas on MSA. First
came Todd last fall. Then his brother
Max joined in the winter. I have cal-
culaied that if the number of Ochoas
on- MSA keeps increasing' at this
rate, by 1996 the entire- assembly
will consist of Ochoas, and by . the.
year 2000, there will be over 57 mil-
lion Ochoas on MSA.'"'
Athletes:'"The old way to get a free
4.0 GPA was if your roomate com-
nitted suicide: What happened was,
lots of guys named Butch who spent

Contributors
Greg Baise, Mark Binelli, Andy Cahn, Jon Chait Anthony M. Croll, Richard Davis,
Kelley Dawson, Diane Frieden, Kristoffer Gillette, Forrest Green Ill, Michelle Guy:
Jessie Halladay, Aaron Hamburger Steve Henderson, Nima Hodaei, Andrea
Kachudas, Doug Kanter, Kristen Knudsen, Loretta Lee, Heather Lowman, Sharon
Musher, Dan Poux Annette Petruso, Austin Ratner, Valerie Shuman, Kenneth
Smoller Scott Sterling, Molly Stevens, Paul Taylor; Josh Worth

the semester on the verge of-becom-
ing academically ineligible for foot-
ball of wrestling were walking away
with 4.Os because their 120 lb. roo-
mates were found with their skulls
crushed and poorly spelled suicide
notes stapled to their chest (Goodbye
krool wirld.)"
Cheerleaders: "Last year the cheer-
leaders would hold up signs.with
such inspiring phrases as 'GO!,' in a
vain attempt to:generate enthusiasm.
They tried all different kinds of
signs, yet we-refused to.cheer. Fi-
nally they held up signs saying, sim-
ply, 'NOISE:' We responded by
chanting, 'NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!.
NOISE!' That was the end of signs:"
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Continued from page 25
tem'atized oppression which the re-
gents have.pt into effect in the past'
six months is acceptable:... as long as
there are Black people around to
take it.
And of course this is-all paranoia.
Right.
This has. indeed been a very frus-
trating year for me. But som e peace
of mind will* most certainly be
gained through all of this, by the
time I get to the Fleming Building.
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