The Michigan Daily - Weekend etc. - April 9, 1992- Page7 r s I I It' I = I I lwmr-umwnw 'Wroffir MwmwW mwmAr-% 1 I FILMS OPENING FRIDAY: T H U R S D A Y T H U R S D A Y FERNGuLuLY ... THE LAST RAINFOREST PC animation? What's next? Elvis as a cartoon rooster? Featuring the voices of Christian Slater, Tim Curry, Robin Williams, Cheech & Chong, and Tone-Loc. At Briarwood: 10, 11:30, 1:15, 3, 4:45, 7, 8:45; at Showcase: 12:15, 2, 3:50, 5:30, 7:15, 9:20, 11:20. THE MAMBO KaNcs Armand Assante stars in this film based on Oscar Hijuelos' Pulitzer-Prize winning novel. Nothing like Lambada. At Showcase: 12:35, 2:50, 5:05, 7:20, 9:40, 12:05. NEWSIES Idealistic paperboys rebel against a scummy publisher in this new Disney musical, featuring songs by Alan Menken. Are you kidding? At Showcase: 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:30, 9:55, 12:15. OVERSEAS You've seen the obnoxious preview at least twelve times, so why not check out the film, about "three glorious women, three stupendous. women, a film that every woman should see, and that every man who wants to understand women should see ..." Did we mention that this was a film about women? At the Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 12:45, 5:10, 7:10. STEPHEN KING'S SLEEPWALKERS The anticipation is over - the Master's back after a three-week absence, and this story was written specifically for the big ;creen. Featuring Muidchen Amick of Twin Peaks fame. At Briarwood: 10:15, '2:15, 2:15, 4:30,7:30, 9:30, 11:30; at Showcase: 12:50, 3:05, 5:15, 7:20, 7:45, 9:30 .50 11.A 12. Master of horror Stephen King pets Clovis, the feline hero of Sleepwalkers. FILMS HOLDING: BAsic INSTiNcT Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson star as a pair of basketball hustlers (?) in this comedy from director Ron Shelton (Bull Durham, Blaze). Great basketball scenes, but don't expect a plot. At Briarwood: 10, 12:20, 2:40, 5, 7:30, 10, 12:10; at Showcase: 1, 3:45, 7:15, 9:45, 12:10. BEAuTY AND TE BEAST Pierce Brosnan meets Virtual Reality in the latest bad Stephen King adaptation. At Showcase: 12:10, 2:20, 4:20, 6. BEETHoVEN The word "dog" takes on a new meaning with Charles Grodin's latest comedy (in the grand tradition of K-9 and Turner and Hooch), about a family disrupted by a rabid St. Bernard. Oh, wait, that was Cujo ... At Briarwood: 10, 11:45, 1:30, 3:15, 5:15, 7:05, 9, 11; at Showcase: 12:05, 1:55, 3:40, 5:25, 7:15, 9:25, 11:30. THE CuTTiNG EDGE Still pissed that the cartoon Rover Dangerfield never made it to Tree Town? Well don't panic: The comic genius' latest masterpiece is here, and this time, Rodney's coaching a soccer team of 13-year-old girls! With Jackde. At Showcase: 12:40, 2:55, 5:10, 7:40, 9:55, 11:55; at Briarwood: 10:15, 12:30, 2:30, 4:30, 7:45, 9:50, 11:45. FATHER OF THE BRIDE At Fox Village: today only at 8, 10. FIUED GREEN TOMATOES At Showcase: 7:35, 10:05, 12:25. THE GREAT MOUSE DETEcTIVE FBI agent Val "the Lizard King" Kilmer hangs out at an Indian reservation and learns the way of the shaman. (What's with Kilmer and Indians in the desert?) Actually, should be a neat thriller, directed by Michael * Apted (35 Up) and co-starring Sam Shepard, Graham Greene and Fred Ward. At Fox Village: starting tomorrow at 11:55, 2:15, 4:35, 7:20, 9:40. THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE Does for commie conspiracy theories what La Belle Noiseuse does for four-hour crowd-pleasin' French films about the nature of art. At Fox Village: starting tomorrow at 11:55, 2:15, 4:35, 7:20, 9:40. HooK At Fox Village: today only at 4:20, 7, 9:40. JFK At Showcase: today only at 9. LADYHUGS "How low can you go?" Last year's Best Supporting Actor Joe "The Super" Pesci keeps on trying to find out, this time as a sleazy lawyer defending his cuz, the Incredible Ralph Macchio. At Showcase: 12:45, 2:50, 5:05; at Briarwood: today only at 10, 11:45, 1:45, 4, 7, 9. THE LAWmMOWER MAN Dolly Parton'll steal your heart once again, this time as a sweet talking switchboard operator who becomes a radio host, while falling in love with gruffy old James Woods. At Fox Village: 8, 10. MvY COuSin YINY D.B. Sweeney ("Shoeless Joe" Jackson from Eight Men Out) stars as a hockey player-turned-Olympic figure skater who somehow ends up falling in love with his temperamental partner (Moira Kelly). What a neat idea: a mismatched couple! At Briarwood: today only at 10, 12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 7:20, 9:50; at Showcase: 7:45, 10, 12:15. THE POWER OF ONE At Showcase: today only at 12:35, 2:45,,4:55, 7:35, 10. THE PRINCE oF TIDES DEATH TO ALL WAYNIACS! Oops. Sorry. This potential Strange Brew II actually has at least five funny moments. At Fox Village: starting tomorrow at 12, 4:30, 7:10,9:50. RoADSIDE PROPHETS Elvis as a cartoon rooster? Somebody please assassinate Don Bluth. Featuring the voices of Glen Campbell and Sandy Duncan. At the Ann Arbor 1& 2: 3, 9:15. Roa-A-DOODLE Get your motor runnin' and squash this dog from Sid & Nancy co-writer Abbe Wool. At Fox Village: 11:45, 1:30, 3:15, 5, 6:30 (full-price); at Showcase: 12, 1:30,3, 4:30, 6. ROCKY HORROR PIcTunE SHOW The Greatest Love Story Ever has racked in 100 million big ones and a Best Picture nomination for those greedy bastards at Disney. At Briarwood: Fri & Sat only at 11:30. SHADowS AND Foc At Fox Village: today only at 4:30, 7:45, 9:50. STAR TREK VI: THE UNDISCOVERED COUNTRY Four Southern women git togetha fer sum down-home female bonding. More fun than an episode of Hee Haw. All together now: "Aww ..." At Showcase: 12:25; 2:40, 4:40, 7:25, 9:35, 11:45. STRAIGHT TALK Barbara Streisand got the Oscar snub for this Best Picture nominee. At Showcase: 12:25, 2:40, 4:40, 7:25, 9:35, 11:45. THuNDEIUIEAm Does for cartoon rodents what Ladybugs did for one-liner spewing 70-year-old unfunny Caddyshack veterans in drag. At Briarwood: 10, 12:15, 2:35, 4:50, 7:15, 9:40, 11:50; at Showcase: 12:20, 2:35, 5, 7:40, 10:05, 12:25. WAYNE'S WoRLD No advance screening; not yet reviewed. At Briarwood: 10, 12, 2, 4:15, 7, 9, 11:15; at Showcase: 12:15, 2:20, 4:40, 7:25, 9:30, 11:35. WanE MEN CAN'T Jule Un-P.C. it might be, but it's a damn fine thriller. Better and funnier than Fatal Attraction, the film features the stunning Sharon Stone and PAmis Is Bumwc (1991) Jenny Livingston's compelling documentary about Harlem drag queens. Mich Th 7:30 TwEMA ANO LoUISE (1991) A couple of crazed feminists go on some sorta male-bashin' crime spree. Stuff like this should be banned. Mich Th 9:20 SaK AND TWISTED FESTIVAL of AIMMATON (1991) "Bladder Trouble," "Dog Pile," "The Mutilator," "Bambi Meets Godzilla" and lots of other Saturday morning favorites. Mich Th Midnite F R I D A Y THE THIN MAN (1934) Pissed that Nick and Nora flopped on Broadway before you could pay a hundred bucks to see it? Then don't miss the great comedy-mystery that spawned it, about a married pair of upper-class detectives. MLB 3 7:00 & 10:20 LA BELLE NOISEUSE (1991) Four rockin' hours of watching some French guy paint! Directed by New Wave filmmaker Jacques Rivette. Mich Th. 7:15 DEBBIE DoES DALLAS The Ann Arbor Film Coop presents another perfect first-date film. Aud A 7:30 & 9:30 TIE ME Up! TIE ME Dow! (1991) Mediocre but controversial Pedro Almodovar film, about a charmingly insane Romeo who kidnaps the woman of his dreams. MLB 4 8:00 & 10:00 THE MALTESE FAuccO (1941) If you haven't seen this film yet, you should. Directed by John Huston, and featuring Bogie, "Heavy" Sydney Greenstreet and the unforgettable Peter Lorre. MLB 3 8:30 Slck AND TWISTm FESTIVAL oF ANIMATION (1991) See Thursday. Mich Th Midnite S A T U R D A Y LA BELLE NOISEUSE (1991) See Friday. Mich Th. 3:00 & 7:30 THE LA YVAmSHES (1938) Alfred 'Alf' Hitchcock's masterwork of suspense. (Sorry, no Elliot Gould - he starred in the 1979 remake.) Nat Sci 7:00 POETRY IN Mono (1982) Documentary featuring more beat poets than you can shake your black beret at, including Jim Carroll, Allen Ginsberg and the great Robert Creely. Warning, Warning: High Pretensio Factor. Aud A 7:30 Wmour LovE (1945) It don't get much better than this: Spencer Tracy, Kate Hepburn and Lucille Ball. MLB 3 8:00 METRopous (1926) Fritz Lang's silent sci-fi tour de force. (Sorry, no "Radio Ga-Ga" - the Queen soundtrack was added in a colorized '80s re-release.) Nat Sci 8:45 WHAT HAPPENED TO KEROuAC (1985) He became an alcoholic and never topped his overrated On the Road. Still, makes for a fascinating documen- tary. Aud A 9:15 KEEPER OF THE FLAME (1942) More Tracy and Hepburn. This time, Spence is a reporter who uncovers some dirt on an American hero. Directed by George Cukor. MLB 3 10:00 SICK AND TWISTED FESTIVAL OF AmmATIoN (1991) See Thursday. Mich Th Midnite S U N D A Y MANHATTAN (1979) Forget Shadows and Dog - this is the Woodman at his finest. With Mariel Hemingway and George Gershwin. Aud A 7:00 free M O N D A Y LA BEu.E NOISEuSE (1991) See Friday. Mich Th. 7:00 T U E S D A Y A BmEF YACATIOm (1975) Vittorio de Sica's film about a woman in a TB asylum, not to be confused with the brilliant Chevy Chase trilogy. Mich Th. 7:00 LA BEu.E NolSEUSE (1991) See Friday. Mich Th. 8:55 W E D N E S D A Y BASH 'N' Pop FEATUING ToMMY STusom See what happens when the Replacements (or any other major group) breaks up? Please. Blind Pig, $7.50 in advance at TicketMaster, 9:30 p.m., 996-8555 DAVE CRossLAND Local boy makes good and returns to his womb, Ark, $7.75 members, students and seniors, $8.75 everyone else, 8 pm, 761-1451 FAcuLTy RECITAL Violin, viola, piano and cello, Recital Hall, 8 p.m., free, 763- 4726. MATT "GUITAR" MuRpHv The coolest dude in the Blues Brothers finishes up his two-night stand at Rick's, 996-2747 NoRTHCOAST Jazz Orchestra, Rackham Aud, 8 p.m., 7634726. F R I D A Y PETE Moss & THE FUNcS Hey, maybe they'll get a deal now that there's large amounts of such shit in da U.P., eh?, Heidelberg, 663-7758 OPERA WommsHop Ken Cazan directs scenes from operas by Gershwin, Verdi and others. McIntosh Theatre, 8 p.m., free, 763-4726. RAINBIRDS Rock and roll, Cross Street, 485-5050 THE RFD Boys Local bluegrass at local cool venue, Ark, $7.75 members, students, seniors, $8.75 everyone else, 8 p.m., 761-1451 Sum-60 w/Fuu. Moo. RISING Sony Music's fave product, kinda like Timbuk 3 but less cool, Rick's, 996-2747 HAREy THOMPSOm Jazz, Bird of Paradise, 662-8310 WISHING FIELD Local rock, City Grill, 994-8484 S A T U R D A Y FRANK ALuSOm & THE ODD Sox No, he's not playing in town again is he? Please no, god, no, Rick's, 761-1451 CONTEMPORARY DIRECToNS ENSEMBLE "Contemporary music for people who don't like contemporary music," Rackham Aud, 8 p.m., 7634726. THE DEAD BEATS Grateful Dead kind o' band, Blind Pig, 996-8555 GoRoom BoK, E T CrKETT & Amn MAYO MUIR Peter, Paul and Mary, but real folk man, none of this popular crap, Ark, $10.75, 8 p.m., 761-1451 HARP HEAVEN Croissant Concert, 11 a.m. with Lynne Aspnes directing, Kerrytown Concert House, $9, 769-2999. HARPSicHORo Bradley Lehman performs Bach's Die Kunst der Fuge, 8 p.m., free, Blanche Anderson Moore hall, 763-4726. HARvEy THOMPSom & FRIENDS See Friday. MEm'S GLEE CU Not only the sexiest men to come out of the School of Music, but also with alumnus Bob McGrath (from Sesame Street)! $8 to $3, Hill Aud, 764-1448. THE TRIE How many bands are a derivative of this name?, Cross Street, 485- 5050 Vooooo CmuL / Kss ME SCREAMING Bad band name night at the Heidelberg, 663-7758 WISHINc FIELD See Friday. S U N D A Y STEVE GILLETTE & CaNoY MANsEn Artistes in the singer-songwriter genre, Ark, $8.75 students, seniors, members, $9.75 all others, 8 p.m., 761-1451 MTV 120 MINuTES TOUR FEATUING PIL, Bc Auio DymNsME II, LIVE & BumN MELON This is alternative music? Yeah right, State Theater, $22, 7 p.m., 645-6666 THEY MIGHT Se Curs Pop's quirkiest geek band, Michigan Theater, 7:30 p.m., $17.50 & $12.50 in advance at TicketMaster, 763-TKTS M1O N D A Y CompoSER's FoRuM Showcase for the latest music from young composers, Recital Hall, 8 p.m., free, 7634726. VuDu Hippies Wear that tie-dye man, the '60s will never die, Rick's, 996-2747 Gums N' RoSES Yeah, they're coming, Palace of Auburn Hills, 9 p.m., $22.50 at TicketMaster, 645-6666 T U E S D A Y JEnNnER EmcAR Winner of the First Bossart Concerto Competition, the flautist plays with the Campus Orchestra, 8 p.m., Hill Aud, free, 763-4726. THE FLIRTATIONS Cool a capella, not like that Color Me Badd vocal crap, Ark, $13.25, 8 p.m., 761-1451 Gums N' Roses See Monday. HEUOS CREED Uh, he rocks, he rolls, he's crazy, that's what it's all about, Blind Pig, 9:30 p.m., $5 in advance at TicketMaster, 996-8555 JERRY SPRAGUE w/ THE JUVENILEs No snide comments necessary save he sounds like a PC vegetable, Rick's, 996-2747 DAWm UpsAw Soprano with Richard Goode, pianist, 8 p.m., Rackham And, $26 to $14;764-2538. W E D N E S D A Y CAMpus BAND Performing works of Dello Joio, Gershwin, Persichetti, Hill Aud, 8 p.m, free, 763-4726. EITHER WAY, PATsY DieS Any way, this band must suck, but it is a benefit, Blind Pig, 996-8555 THE FLRTATIONS See Tuesday. JoHuhY WITH AN EYE See Either Way, Patsy Dies, only worse, Rick's, 996-2747 SouTHGOINC ZAK Oooh, MTV Unplugged for free at Wherehouse featuring my favorite local band (Not!), 7p.m., Wherehouse Records on South University, 663- 5800 T H U R S D A Y AmiuCA, AmwwCA Performance Network shows a slice of the country, $9, $7 students, 8 p.m., 663-0681. As You Lua IT Shakespeare's romantic play about gender-bending, Trueblood Theater, 8 p.m., $9 general admission, 764-0450. Aun DAMN AmD L m The RC Players Acting Ensemble works out the connections between Hitler, Kissinger &the London of the '60s in this play, RC Aud, 9 p.m., $5, $3 students, 994-3041. BFA Eximumo Opening reception for David Chapman, Christopher Dinsmore, Nick Lampert, Karen Pearson, Nicole Ragnone, Eric Spehn, Kirsten Walker and Claudia Werner, Rackham Galleries, 7 p.m., 763-4417. BFA THESIS Co.ecurr See the T- factor diet in action, No Fat Added, Studio A Theater, 8 p.m., $5, 763-5460. DAVIo CoppmEuw See his "Magic for the '90s" tour, Fox Theatre, 5 p.m. & 8 p.m., $23.50, $20, $17.50, (313) 645- 6666; (313) 567-6000. HIcHLY IMPROVaLE Ann Arbor improvisational troupe is still be performing at the U-Club at 6:45 and 10 p.m., 763-2236. Mon. Fum THA Bowum A philosophical comedy centering around the owner of a midwestem Bowling Alley, $15-$25. The Purple Rose Theatre, Chelsea. Call 475-7902 PIRATES oF PuzEmmc Not fortunate enough to sign on Christopher Atkins and Kristy McNichol, the University's Gilbert and Sullivan Society does what it can at the Mendelssohn Theatre, 8 p.m., $11 to $5 students, 763-1085. PLAYFeST '92 All this week, rehearsed staged readings of student works from the Playwriting Toward Production Workshop, free, 5 p.m., 994-3174. F R I D A Y AMERICA, AMERCA See Thurs., 9 p.m. As You LuKE IT See Thursday. AurT DAn AND Lmo See Thursday, 8 p.m. BFA ExHw TIoN Art by students Sally Casper, Raquel Chapin, Heidi Dauphin, Mark Hill, Julie Kait, Lisa Lee and Jennifer Lundahl, opening reception 6:30 p.m., Slusser Gallery; Sheri Levy,, Kathleen McNutt and Becky Steider at p.m. in the Atrium Gallery, 763-4417. BFA THEsIS Cocerr See Thursday DAVID Coweuetuuw See Thursday. Motes FuN Taur BoWuNG See Thursday. PIRATES OF PEUANCE See Thursday PLAYFEsT '92 See Thursday. S A T U ,R D AX Acousnc Sou Dwight Peterson and Soul Stretch, Performance Network, $4, midnight, 662-5660. AlamcA, AmERcA See Thursday, 8 p.m. As You LIuE IT See Thursday. AuwT DAN AND Lwuom See Thursdo, 8 p.m. BFA THEsIs Cohc afT See Thursday PLAYFEST '92 See Thursday, 3 p.n Mm Fum ThAN Bouucs See Thursday. SYLVIA PmmACK MAnGoL Openi symposium for the artist and her Realism: Then and Now works, Aud B, 2 to 4 p.m., free, 764-0395. Also, the artist talks about her work, And B, 8 p.m., reception following at the Univer-. sity Museum of Art, 764-0395. PIATES oF PEEZANCE See Thursday, 2 p.m. and 8 p.m. PLAYFEs '92 See Thursday. S U N D A Y AmERICA, AmEmCA See Thursday, 6:30 p.m. As You Lac. IT See Thursday, 2 p.m. PLAYEST '92 See Thursday, 7 p.m. Mor Fun TAw Bowtim See Thursday. P.S. - this is the last performance before it hits NYC. PIRATES oF PEEZANCE See Thursday, 2 p.m. T U E S D A Y MFA SuDE LECTUIES Candidates Chris Grace, Stan Graham,;Jeongwan Han, Karen Hanson &Rodney Roberts, 2104 A & A Bldg, 5:30 p.m., 763-4417. #' ... fit, h:. .h